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Newsflash: We are all going to die. Even those of us who have never even heard of Catshirt Bob. Why the holy gosh damn #### would you cut #### out that makes life enjoyable? Some of us look forward to the sweet sweet relief of a dirt nap.

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Tannering: http://happyplace.someecards.com/news/a-prisoner-who-was-denied-treatment-for-his-sixday-erection-is-getting-a-750k-settlement/
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“I put up a facade," he said. “There's a young lady in the building who likes me. I'm scared to try anything with her. I take her out. I take her to Red Lobster. I take her to Outback. I do things for her son. But I don't think I'm going to try having sex with her. It would be too embarrassing."

Red Lobster AND Outback? Easy there, Ali Khan.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Tannering: http://happyplace.someecards.com/news/a-prisoner-who-was-denied-treatment-for-his-sixday-erection-is-getting-a-750k-settlement/
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“I put up a facade," he said. “There's a young lady in the building who likes me. I'm scared to try anything with her. I take her out. I take her to Red Lobster. I take her to Outback. I do things for her son. But I don't think I'm going to try having sex with her. It would be too embarrassing."

Red Lobster AND Outback? Easy there, Ali Khan.
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Rules.

 
General Malaise said:
Newsflash: We are all going to die. Even those of us who have never even heard of Catshirt Bob. Why the holy gosh damn #### would you cut #### out that makes life enjoyable? Some of us look forward to the sweet sweet relief of a dirt nap.
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Twins!

 
In recent years, scientists have wondered what brains could do if they were linked together into even bigger networks. Miguel A. Nicolelis, director of the Center for Neuroengineering at Duke University, and his colleagues have now made the idea a bit more tangible by linking together animal brains with electrodes.

In a pair of studies published on Thursday in the journal Scientific Reports, the researchers report that rats and monkeys can coordinate their brains to carry out such tasks as moving a simulated arm or recognizing simple patterns. In many of the trials, the networked animals performed better than individuals.

“At least some times, more brains are better than one,” said Karen S. Rommelfanger, director of the Neuroethics Program at the Center for Ethics at Emory University, who was not involved in the study
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Pretty sure I never want to networked

 
Sammy3469 said:
In recent years, scientists have wondered what brains could do if they were linked together into even bigger networks. Miguel A. Nicolelis, director of the Center for Neuroengineering at Duke University, and his colleagues have now made the idea a bit more tangible by linking together animal brains with electrodes.

In a pair of studies published on Thursday in the journal Scientific Reports, the researchers report that rats and monkeys can coordinate their brains to carry out such tasks as moving a simulated arm or recognizing simple patterns. In many of the trials, the networked animals performed better than individuals.

“At least some times, more brains are better than one,” said Karen S. Rommelfanger, director of the Neuroethics Program at the Center for Ethics at Emory University, who was not involved in the study
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Pretty sure I never want to networked
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Worked out great for that landscaper.

 
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Sammy3469 said:
In recent years, scientists have wondered what brains could do if they were linked together into even bigger networks. Miguel A. Nicolelis, director of the Center for Neuroengineering at Duke University, and his colleagues have now made the idea a bit more tangible by linking together animal brains with electrodes.

In a pair of studies published on Thursday in the journal Scientific Reports, the researchers report that rats and monkeys can coordinate their brains to carry out such tasks as moving a simulated arm or recognizing simple patterns. In many of the trials, the networked animals performed better than individuals.

“At least some times, more brains are better than one,” said Karen S. Rommelfanger, director of the Neuroethics Program at the Center for Ethics at Emory University, who was not involved in the study
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Pretty sure I never want to networked
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I would network you so hard.

 
Sammy3469 said:
In recent years, scientists have wondered what brains could do if they were linked together into even bigger networks. Miguel A. Nicolelis, director of the Center for Neuroengineering at Duke University, and his colleagues have now made the idea a bit more tangible by linking together animal brains with electrodes.

In a pair of studies published on Thursday in the journal Scientific Reports, the researchers report that rats and monkeys can coordinate their brains to carry out such tasks as moving a simulated arm or recognizing simple patterns. In many of the trials, the networked animals performed better than individuals.

“At least some times, more brains are better than one,” said Karen S. Rommelfanger, director of the Neuroethics Program at the Center for Ethics at Emory University, who was not involved in the study
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Oh, great, a hive mind. Borg here we come! But at least IB will be coercively fingerblasting, slap it high? :oldunsure:

 
Anyone seen the movie gone girl?

Wife wanted to see it and I fell asleep 20 minutes into it last night

She may or may not have finished watching it on her own

Did I miss A good movie?

 
Aerial Assault said:
Sammy3469 said:
In recent years, scientists have wondered what brains could do if they were linked together into even bigger networks. Miguel A. Nicolelis, director of the Center for Neuroengineering at Duke University, and his colleagues have now made the idea a bit more tangible by linking together animal brains with electrodes.

In a pair of studies published on Thursday in the journal Scientific Reports, the researchers report that rats and monkeys can coordinate their brains to carry out such tasks as moving a simulated arm or recognizing simple patterns. In many of the trials, the networked animals performed better than individuals.

“At least some times, more brains are better than one,” said Karen S. Rommelfanger, director of the Neuroethics Program at the Center for Ethics at Emory University, who was not involved in the study
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Oh, great, a hive mind. Borg here we come! But at least IB will be coercively fingerblasting, slap it high? :oldunsure:
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How did I become the Professor X of fingerbanging?

 
Idiot Boxer said:
Aerial Assault said:
Sammy3469 said:
In recent years, scientists have wondered what brains could do if they were linked together into even bigger networks. Miguel A. Nicolelis, director of the Center for Neuroengineering at Duke University, and his colleagues have now made the idea a bit more tangible by linking together animal brains with electrodes.

In a pair of studies published on Thursday in the journal Scientific Reports, the researchers report that rats and monkeys can coordinate their brains to carry out such tasks as moving a simulated arm or recognizing simple patterns. In many of the trials, the networked animals performed better than individuals.

“At least some times, more brains are better than one,” said Karen S. Rommelfanger, director of the Neuroethics Program at the Center for Ethics at Emory University, who was not involved in the study
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Oh, great, a hive mind. Borg here we come! But at least IB will be coercively fingerblasting, slap it high? :oldunsure:
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How did I become the Professor X of fingerbanging?
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Wait, you said something about "mind control," so, yeah, I made that leap to "coercive"

 
Aerial Assault said:
Idiot Boxer said:
Aerial Assault said:
Sammy3469 said:
In recent years, scientists have wondered what brains could do if they were linked together into even bigger networks. Miguel A. Nicolelis, director of the Center for Neuroengineering at Duke University, and his colleagues have now made the idea a bit more tangible by linking together animal brains with electrodes.

In a pair of studies published on Thursday in the journal Scientific Reports, the researchers report that rats and monkeys can coordinate their brains to carry out such tasks as moving a simulated arm or recognizing simple patterns. In many of the trials, the networked animals performed better than individuals.

“At least some times, more brains are better than one,” said Karen S. Rommelfanger, director of the Neuroethics Program at the Center for Ethics at Emory University, who was not involved in the study
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Oh, great, a hive mind. Borg here we come! But at least IB will be coercively fingerblasting, slap it high? :oldunsure:
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How did I become the Professor X of fingerbanging?
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Wait, you said something about "mind control," so, yeah, I made that leap to "coercive"
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Pretty sure it was tommyboy that wanted to use mind control to get his wife to masturbate

 
Idiot Boxer said:
Aerial Assault said:
Idiot Boxer said:
Aerial Assault said:
Sammy3469 said:
In recent years, scientists have wondered what brains could do if they were linked together into even bigger networks. Miguel A. Nicolelis, director of the Center for Neuroengineering at Duke University, and his colleagues have now made the idea a bit more tangible by linking together animal brains with electrodes.

In a pair of studies published on Thursday in the journal Scientific Reports, the researchers report that rats and monkeys can coordinate their brains to carry out such tasks as moving a simulated arm or recognizing simple patterns. In many of the trials, the networked animals performed better than individuals.

“At least some times, more brains are better than one,” said Karen S. Rommelfanger, director of the Neuroethics Program at the Center for Ethics at Emory University, who was not involved in the study
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Oh, great, a hive mind. Borg here we come! But at least IB will be coercively fingerblasting, slap it high? :oldunsure:
Click to expand...
How did I become the Professor X of fingerbanging?
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Wait, you said something about "mind control," so, yeah, I made that leap to "coercive"
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Pretty sure it was tommyboy that wanted to use mind control to get his wife to masturbate
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That's what you were coercively making us believe, hivemaster

 
Idiot Boxer said:
Aerial Assault said:
Idiot Boxer said:
Aerial Assault said:
Sammy3469 said:
In recent years, scientists have wondered what brains could do if they were linked together into even bigger networks. Miguel A. Nicolelis, director of the Center for Neuroengineering at Duke University, and his colleagues have now made the idea a bit more tangible by linking together animal brains with electrodes.

In a pair of studies published on Thursday in the journal Scientific Reports, the researchers report that rats and monkeys can coordinate their brains to carry out such tasks as moving a simulated arm or recognizing simple patterns. In many of the trials, the networked animals performed better than individuals.

“At least some times, more brains are better than one,” said Karen S. Rommelfanger, director of the Neuroethics Program at the Center for Ethics at Emory University, who was not involved in the study
Click to expand...
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Oh, great, a hive mind. Borg here we come! But at least IB will be coercively fingerblasting, slap it high? :oldunsure:
Click to expand...
How did I become the Professor X of fingerbanging?
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Wait, you said something about "mind control," so, yeah, I made that leap to "coercive"
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Pretty sure it was tommyboy that wanted to use mind control to get his wife to masturbate
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:bag: Soooooo sorry. Damn nested quotes, or something. Hive minds don't have this problem. And they're too busy fingerblasting.

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Idiot Boxer said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Idiot Boxer said:
Hiya Bob.

What's happening?
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The usual, trying not to die. Having marginal success.

What's a happening with you?
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Pain in my left calf, knee and thigh making me want to amputate from the hip down.

Consistent influx of bourbon dulling the pain.

And football season is two months away.

Not sure I can make it.
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I thought those copper sleeve things were working their magic.
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They are helping.

Without them, I'd be dead.

 
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