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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Second trunk. No gingham.
Kept a pair of black wingtips (I specifically requested these--need a new pair). They were kind of pricey, but in line with others I'd looked at over the past couple weeks. This affected what I could afford to keep.
Out of this trunk, I only kept these shoes, a polo shirt and a pair of shorts.
Some stuff was close, but I couldn't justify the price.
Kept a pair of black wingtips (I specifically requested these--need a new pair). They were kind of pricey, but in line with others I'd looked at over the past couple weeks. This affected what I could afford to keep.
Out of this trunk, I only kept these shoes, a polo shirt and a pair of shorts.
Some stuff was close, but I couldn't justify the price.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Wife and I took our dogs for a walk at the nearby fake pond/creek park.
Wife: "look at the goose" http://i.imgur.com/ozBU3eN.jpg *
*not my pic but same animal
Wife: "look at the goose" http://i.imgur.com/ozBU3eN.jpg *
*not my pic but same animal
RedmondLonghorn
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Fornicating is a fun word. Underused.
Reminds me of the good old days in college, sitting on the quad listening to crazy Preacher Dan ramble on.
"Do not be tempted, brothers. Do not be tempted into fornication with those horny-porny women. They're evil jezebels. They will tempt you with drugs. And alcohol. And sex. They're street walkers. They're drug users. They're disco dancers on... the... highway... to... HELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!"
GB Preacher Dan. There'd be a big group around him on the quad, watching him work himself into a frenzy. Usually making fun of him. It would be a nice, sunny day. At some point I'd need to leave to head to class, and I'd end up chatting with some friends when this chick I knew would come along and be like, "Hey you want to head back to my place and have some beers on the patio?"
So of course, being 20 and unable to buy for myself, I'd blow off class and go to her place and sit on the patio and imbibe and... whatever else might end up happening.
Probably should have listened to that crazy *******, really. Maybe if he'd mentioned that sometimes they get you to marry them.
Reminds me of the good old days in college, sitting on the quad listening to crazy Preacher Dan ramble on.
"Do not be tempted, brothers. Do not be tempted into fornication with those horny-porny women. They're evil jezebels. They will tempt you with drugs. And alcohol. And sex. They're street walkers. They're drug users. They're disco dancers on... the... highway... to... HELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!"
GB Preacher Dan. There'd be a big group around him on the quad, watching him work himself into a frenzy. Usually making fun of him. It would be a nice, sunny day. At some point I'd need to leave to head to class, and I'd end up chatting with some friends when this chick I knew would come along and be like, "Hey you want to head back to my place and have some beers on the patio?"
So of course, being 20 and unable to buy for myself, I'd blow off class and go to her place and sit on the patio and imbibe and... whatever else might end up happening.
Probably should have listened to that crazy *******, really. Maybe if he'd mentioned that sometimes they get you to marry them.
tommyboy
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Two Longhammer IPAs deep so far. Wife and I are watching old Madmens on the netflickers (her idea, seriously).
#summersoff
#summersoff
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Drinking my IPA out of a plastic 16oz "Frozen" tumbler. Why?
I think you know why.
I think you know why.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
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bentley
Footballguy
In Texas, you're born with your own little team of Mexicans to take care of things. I've got a painting guy, lawn guy, patio guy, and general handyman.
Do you know any Texans?
mr roboto
Footballguy
Yes. Several white guys and a Guatemalan.
bentley
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Rob Schneider goes down to home depot and pays migrant workers to go to his house and choke him in the shower while he masturbates.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I'm off tomarrow because my parents are taking the kids for the weekend so we can pack and do projects to get the house ready to sell. I'm sure I'll get plenty done but I'm much more interested in getting drunk and sleeping in.
mr roboto
Footballguy
Want to buy a house in Illinois?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
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Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
I'm getting White Castles
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
It wasn't really a goose, guys.
mr roboto
Footballguy
Frostillicus
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Where you moving to?
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
"Hello, do you know where you would go if I ate you?"
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RedmondLonghorn
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This was oddly specific.Officer Pete Malloy said:
Notorious T.R.E.
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I watched the first season of Banshee. It's basically like a bad Jason Statham movie made into a series. Its not unwatchable, but it's certainly not fantastic.Daywalker said:
I do like the Knick quite a bit though. Is there as season 2 of that yet?
Notorious T.R.E.
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Banshee is poop
Banshee is worse than Hannibal
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Sitting by the pool, drinking beer with the wife. What're you jimmies doing?
General Malaise
Footballguy
You missed a long movie with an utterly ridiculous ending.Dan Lambskin said:
You also missed a glancing shot of Doogie Howser's ween.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
This...but whoever the chick that Affleck (sans beard) was banging was smoking.
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kevzilla
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, I think that's the chick who danced naked in that stupid pop song video by Alan Thicke's son that he blatantly stole from Marvin Gaye. She's something.
I also kind of liked the trailer trash girl who smoked and pranced around in her bikini. I like just a hint of trailer trash now and again.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Officially closed on our old house. Spent all day yesterday moving. Exhausted, but glad to be holding just one mortgage. And, in a few hours, my checking account will look like Scupper's, though much of that is earmarked to pay off the remodel of the money pit we just moved into.
Wife due any day. Can't tell you how neat that is. Pins and needles, needles and pins. Speaking of needles, my wife told me that since she's having a C-section, she'll just have her doctor sow her up so she can't make babies...that means I don't have to get my balls operated on. Now all I have to do is avoid cheating on her with a fertile young filly and all will be well at Casa Chez Malaise.
Wife due any day. Can't tell you how neat that is. Pins and needles, needles and pins. Speaking of needles, my wife told me that since she's having a C-section, she'll just have her doctor sow her up so she can't make babies...that means I don't have to get my balls operated on. Now all I have to do is avoid cheating on her with a fertile young filly and all will be well at Casa Chez Malaise.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Congrats on keeping your balls intact
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Glad to hear things are trending up, GB. Hoping for health and happiness for Mrs. GM and twinEms.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
My kids were both c section and I still got snipped. Wtf?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
And they both use the window when they leave the house.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Sow her up seems like the opposite of what you want.
General Malaise
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Limp Ditka
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