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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

Officer Pete Malloy said:
St. Louis Bob said:
kevzilla said:
Gonna take more than a little radioactive water to take down our GB Bob.
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The blue circle is where I grew up, the green is where we moved from 4 years ago. Yeah, I knew a lot of those red dots, dicks.
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Jeez
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Right? I considered quitting smoking recently even though I only smoke when I'm drinking. WHICH IS ALL THE TIME!!! LOLOLOL But between playing in nuclear waste and severe concussions I figure #### it.

ETA

My parents house backs up to the creek. It was cool because there's about 7 acres separating it that is common ground / a flood plain so there was always plenty of room to play baseball, soccer, football, hell even hit golf balls around. ####### pisses me off.

 
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So turns out part of this whole kid thing is finding someone to watch it while you're out earning a living and stuff. Mrs. Ignoramus is doing some research and comes across one that kind of perplexed her called Kipling Street Academy. Took me a second but I quickly realized she thought it was an institution that teaches kids Three Card Monty and how to handicap football games. I explained that it's not Kipling "Street Academy" but rather "Kipling Street" Academy.

 
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Ignoramus said:
So turns out part of this whole kid thing is finding someone to watch it while you're out earning a living and stuff. Mrs. Ignoramus is doing some research and comes across one that kind of perplexed her called Kipling Street Academy. Took me a second but I quickly realized she thought it was an institution that teaches kids Three Card Monty and how to handicap football games. I explained that it's not Kipling "Street Academy" but rather "Kipling Street" Academy.
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All my likes.

 
Sorry about your infidelity issue, GM. :( I mean, not your issue, that is unless you're doing one of those "oh I have a family member with this problem" things but it's really just you and now you're having triplets.

 
I mean, not your issue, that is unless you're doing one of those "oh I have a family member with this problem" things but it's really just you and now you're having triplets.
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This got me thinking.... Y'know how "Irish twins" means you and your sibling where practically doing fist bumps in the womb(salt not included)? So, is there a term for "twins with one person and another kid with your side dish at the same tim"? Cuz there should be. If there isn't we should coin one.

"Rite-Aid Triplets" gets my vote.

 
I had this really weird conversation about infidelity tonight with my wife. It was like she was setting the ground rules for what I could do that I could get away with. I'm just going to assume it was all a trap.

 
bentley said:
I had this really weird conversation about infidelity tonight with my wife. It was like she was setting the ground rules for what I could do that I could get away with. I'm just going to assume it was all a trap.
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Yeah, that's got Admiral Ackbar's fingerprints(or flippers, or claws, or whatever the f@#$ he has) all over it.

 
Abraham said:
Annyong said:
Big marg fan
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I came out of retirement to play a Steve Earle song with the band. So that was fun.
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Funny you should mention.....Ladies, hold onto your Depends cuz Steve Earle is appearing LIVE AND IN CONCERT next month in "beautiful" downtown Reno!!

I legit thought he was stroked out/dead. Last I heard him his voice sure was. Guess the Knitting Factory doesn't mind.

 
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Sometimes I think two brisket sandwiches for breakfast is enough. Then I remember it's now lunch time so technically this next one will be the first sandwich of the next meal.

 
General Malaise said:
Oh my god.....my family just got rocked by an awful, horrific tale of infidelity that came out of nowhere. Not me - this time, blessedly - but my poor sister-in-law is a mess. Triage here since 5pm yesterday. I'll detail this up Monday but throps and stuff for her, her kids, my in-laws et al appreciated.

Also, shout out to Flags for taking our boys last minute, no questions asked. About as good as you can get for an ex.
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Throps etc to you and your family GB.

This can't be easy.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Oh my god.....my family just got rocked by an awful, horrific tale of infidelity that came out of nowhere. Not me - this time, blessedly - but my poor sister-in-law is a mess. Triage here since 5pm yesterday. I'll detail this up Monday but throps and stuff for her, her kids, my in-laws et al appreciated.

Also, shout out to Flags for taking our boys last minute, no questions asked. About as good as you can get for an ex.
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Ouch. Is this somehow connected to that Billy Madison website?
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No, but ironic that this came to light on the same day. There was video and oh my god it just ruins me to think about it and what my wife's sister endured watching it. Her husband flew back to Michigan Friday. When he changed planes in Denver he saw on Facebook that his wife had a new friend. That friend? Husband of the gal my BIL was boning. Ugh. I'll type this all up tomorrow. Hate posting from a phone. SIL might stay here for a while. She's putting on a brave face for her kids but she is just ruined.

 
General Malaise said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Oh my god.....my family just got rocked by an awful, horrific tale of infidelity that came out of nowhere. Not me - this time, blessedly - but my poor sister-in-law is a mess. Triage here since 5pm yesterday. I'll detail this up Monday but throps and stuff for her, her kids, my in-laws et al appreciated.

Also, shout out to Flags for taking our boys last minute, no questions asked. About as good as you can get for an ex.
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Ouch. Is this somehow connected to that Billy Madison website?
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No, but ironic that this came to light on the same day. There was video and oh my god it just ruins me to think about it and what my wife's sister endured watching it. Her husband flew back to Michigan Friday. When he changed planes in Denver he saw on Facebook that his wife had a new friend. That friend? Husband of the gal my BIL was boning. Ugh. I'll type this all up tomorrow. Hate posting from a phone. SIL might stay here for a while. She's putting on a brave face for her kids but she is just ruined.
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Video? He couldn't have been dumb enough to record himself with another woman, right?

Although, I know of a guy that was a high school teacher whose wife found videos of him and a student on his school issued laptop. That level of stupidity and recklessness is beyond my comprehension.

 
GroveDiesel said:
General Malaise said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Oh my god.....my family just got rocked by an awful, horrific tale of infidelity that came out of nowhere. Not me - this time, blessedly - but my poor sister-in-law is a mess. Triage here since 5pm yesterday. I'll detail this up Monday but throps and stuff for her, her kids, my in-laws et al appreciated.

Also, shout out to Flags for taking our boys last minute, no questions asked. About as good as you can get for an ex.
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Ouch. Is this somehow connected to that Billy Madison website?
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No, but ironic that this came to light on the same day. There was video and oh my god it just ruins me to think about it and what my wife's sister endured watching it. Her husband flew back to Michigan Friday. When he changed planes in Denver he saw on Facebook that his wife had a new friend. That friend? Husband of the gal my BIL was boning. Ugh. I'll type this all up tomorrow. Hate posting from a phone. SIL might stay here for a while. She's putting on a brave face for her kids but she is just ruined.
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Video? He couldn't have been dumb enough to record himself with another woman, right? Although, I know of a guy that was a high school teacher whose wife found videos of him and a student on his school issued laptop. That level of stupidity and recklessness is beyond my comprehension.
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The husband suspected the cheating and set up a sting; hidden camera in the back of a van. Hard to see anything, but the audio is crystal clear. That's what I was told. I have no interest in viewing this.

Ugh.

 
General Malaise said:
GroveDiesel said:
General Malaise said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
Oh my god.....my family just got rocked by an awful, horrific tale of infidelity that came out of nowhere. Not me - this time, blessedly - but my poor sister-in-law is a mess. Triage here since 5pm yesterday. I'll detail this up Monday but throps and stuff for her, her kids, my in-laws et al appreciated.

Also, shout out to Flags for taking our boys last minute, no questions asked. About as good as you can get for an ex.
Click to expand...
Ouch. Is this somehow connected to that Billy Madison website?
Click to expand...
No, but ironic that this came to light on the same day. There was video and oh my god it just ruins me to think about it and what my wife's sister endured watching it. Her husband flew back to Michigan Friday. When he changed planes in Denver he saw on Facebook that his wife had a new friend. That friend? Husband of the gal my BIL was boning. Ugh. I'll type this all up tomorrow. Hate posting from a phone. SIL might stay here for a while. She's putting on a brave face for her kids but she is just ruined.
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Video? He couldn't have been dumb enough to record himself with another woman, right? Although, I know of a guy that was a high school teacher whose wife found videos of him and a student on his school issued laptop. That level of stupidity and recklessness is beyond my comprehension.
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The husband suspected the cheating and set up a sting; hidden camera in the back of a van. Hard to see anything, but the audio is crystal clear. That's what I was told. I have no interest in viewing this.

Ugh.
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I'll take that bullet for you, buddy. Link?

 
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