GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (9 Viewers)

[Mr. Pickles]

Sweet draft set up, shuke.

 

[shuke]

There are a ton of hot chicks in Detroit.

Hot chicks everywhere, bro.

 

[shuke]

the ducking ac doesn't work during a power outage.

Sorry but, wow no ####?

 

[shuke]

Look at this idiot https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=vTkQ6gCl6NI

What a ####ing moron.

 

[Rustoleum]

So, found out this weekend (from the guy in freaking Minnesota who bought it) some kid walked off with a school iPad and had an acquaintance drop it in the cellphone/tablet kiosk-thing at Kroger.

Loving the fact that the turd who sold it is 21 and the police have ID'd him.

Not loving working out how to get it back while making sure the purchaser gets a refund.

http://www.troll.me/images/bert/i-have-no-idea-what-you-are-talking-about-thumb.jpg

1. One of the future entrepreneurs in my district walked off with a school iPad. One of the 1200 or so I have to maintain.

2. This enterprising gentleman (or lady), took it to Kroger and sold it for $80 via the unmanned electronic kiosks some electronics reseller has set up there).

3.we didn't get it reported as stolen quickly enough, and the reseller, well, resold it. To a dude in Minnesota.

4. Apple's Device Enrollment Program is keeping that dude from resetting and activating the iPad.

5. Somehow that guy found my e-mail address and now I have to work out getting the iPad back and a refund for him.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So, found out this weekend (from the guy in freaking Minnesota who bought it) some kid walked off with a school iPad and had an acquaintance drop it in the cellphone/tablet kiosk-thing at Kroger.

Loving the fact that the turd who sold it is 21 and the police have ID'd him.

Not loving working out how to get it back while making sure the purchaser gets a refund.

http://www.troll.me/images/bert/i-have-no-idea-what-you-are-talking-about-thumb.jpg

1. One of the future entrepreneurs in my district walked off with a school iPad. One of the 1200 or so I have to maintain.

2. This enterprising gentleman (or lady), took it to Kroger and sold it for $80 via the unmanned electronic kiosks some electronics reseller has set up there).

3.we didn't get it reported as stolen quickly enough, and the reseller, well, resold it. To a dude in Minnesota.

4. Apple's Device Enrollment Program is keeping that dude from resetting and activating the iPad.

5. Somehow that guy found my e-mail address and now I have to work out getting the iPad back and a refund for him.

Ah, got it. Any idea who the kid is?

 

[Rustoleum]

So, found out this weekend (from the guy in freaking Minnesota who bought it) some kid walked off with a school iPad and had an acquaintance drop it in the cellphone/tablet kiosk-thing at Kroger.

Loving the fact that the turd who sold it is 21 and the police have ID'd him.

Not loving working out how to get it back while making sure the purchaser gets a refund.

http://www.troll.me/images/bert/i-have-no-idea-what-you-are-talking-about-thumb.jpg

1. One of the future entrepreneurs in my district walked off with a school iPad. One of the 1200 or so I have to maintain.

2. This enterprising gentleman (or lady), took it to Kroger and sold it for $80 via the unmanned electronic kiosks some electronics reseller has set up there).

3.we didn't get it reported as stolen quickly enough, and the reseller, well, resold it. To a dude in Minnesota.

4. Apple's Device Enrollment Program is keeping that dude from resetting and activating the iPad.

5. Somehow that guy found my e-mail address and now I have to work out getting the iPad back and a refund for him.

Ah, got it. Any idea who the kid is?

We know who the seller is (21year old former student) but don't know how it get into his hands yet.

On a school-technology tangent, had a first year teacher tell me she can't teach without access to Pinterest. All her lesson plans are there (and not in the state-required online system apparently.) In a stunning plot-twist, we don't block Pinterest for staff.

I think I'm going to go into her room and speed up the Internet for her by shaking the network cables to "free up the electrons".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So, found out this weekend (from the guy in freaking Minnesota who bought it) some kid walked off with a school iPad and had an acquaintance drop it in the cellphone/tablet kiosk-thing at Kroger.

Loving the fact that the turd who sold it is 21 and the police have ID'd him.

Not loving working out how to get it back while making sure the purchaser gets a refund.

http://www.troll.me/images/bert/i-have-no-idea-what-you-are-talking-about-thumb.jpg

1. One of the future entrepreneurs in my district walked off with a school iPad. One of the 1200 or so I have to maintain.

2. This enterprising gentleman (or lady), took it to Kroger and sold it for $80 via the unmanned electronic kiosks some electronics reseller has set up there).

3.we didn't get it reported as stolen quickly enough, and the reseller, well, resold it. To a dude in Minnesota.

4. Apple's Device Enrollment Program is keeping that dude from resetting and activating the iPad.

5. Somehow that guy found my e-mail address and now I have to work out getting the iPad back and a refund for him.

Ah, got it. Any idea who the kid is?

We know who the seller is (21year old former student) but don't know how it get into his hands yet.

On a school-technology tangent, had a first year teacher tell me she can't teach without access to Pinterest. All her lesson plans are there (and not in the state-required online system apparently.) In a stunning plot-twist, we don't block Pinterest for staff.

I think I'm going to go into her room and speed up the Internet for her by shaking the network cables to "free up the electrons".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Awesome job, Patriots marketing dept!

(Probably offensive) http://i.imgur.com/XpstNFA.png

 

[Frostillicus]

Any of you guys seen Theory of Everything? This movie is blowing me away right now.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Awesome job, Patriots marketing dept!

(Probably offensive) http://i.imgur.com/XpstNFA.png

"PROBABLY SOME GAWD-DAHM SEAHAHKS FAN DID THAT! KISS THE RINGZ, CAWK-SUCKAHS!"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Awesome job, Patriots marketing dept!

(Probably offensive) http://i.imgur.com/XpstNFA.png

OMG please tell me that's real

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Awesome job, Patriots marketing dept!

(Probably offensive) http://i.imgur.com/XpstNFA.png

OMG please tell me that's real

Good news!

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/us-sport/national-football-league/new-england-patriots-apologise-after-posting-tweet-with-racial-slur-on-the-back-of-a-shirt-to-celebrate-1-million-twitter-followers-9860271.html

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Awesome job, Patriots marketing dept!

(Probably offensive) http://i.imgur.com/XpstNFA.png

OMG please tell me that's real

Good news!

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/us-sport/national-football-league/new-england-patriots-apologise-after-posting-tweet-with-racial-slur-on-the-back-of-a-shirt-to-celebrate-1-million-twitter-followers-9860271.html

YAY!!!!

 

[tommyboy]

There are a ton of hot chicks in Detroit.

Hot chicks everywhere, bro.

Except Portland

 

[GroveDiesel]

So, found out this weekend (from the guy in freaking Minnesota who bought it) some kid walked off with a school iPad and had an acquaintance drop it in the cellphone/tablet kiosk-thing at Kroger.

Loving the fact that the turd who sold it is 21 and the police have ID'd him.

Not loving working out how to get it back while making sure the purchaser gets a refund.

http://www.troll.me/images/bert/i-have-no-idea-what-you-are-talking-about-thumb.jpg

1. One of the future entrepreneurs in my district walked off with a school iPad. One of the 1200 or so I have to maintain.2. This enterprising gentleman (or lady), took it to Kroger and sold it for $80 via the unmanned electronic kiosks some electronics reseller has set up there).

3.we didn't get it reported as stolen quickly enough, and the reseller, well, resold it. To a dude in Minnesota.

4. Apple's Device Enrollment Program is keeping that dude from resetting and activating the iPad.

5. Somehow that guy found my e-mail address and now I have to work out getting the iPad back and a refund for him.

1) Get a police report

2) Contact the company he bought I from

3) Tell said company they sold stolen property and that you want it back and they need to issue the guy a refund.

Or, just tell the guy he has stolen property and that he needs to contact the seller for the refund but send you the iPad right away. You have no duty to him. He is legally required to return the iPad to you whether he gets a refund or not. It's his responsibility to go after the seller for selling him stolen goods

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Porky's Butthole

 

[Aerial Assault]

Awesome job, Patriots marketing dept!

(Probably offensive) http://i.imgur.com/XpstNFA.png

OMG please tell me that's real

Good news!

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/us-sport/national-football-league/new-england-patriots-apologise-after-posting-tweet-with-racial-slur-on-the-back-of-a-shirt-to-celebrate-1-million-twitter-followers-9860271.html

That's hilarious. Why do the Patriots feel like the last days of the Roman Empire right now? I don't really like the Steelers all that much and yet I want them to beat New England tonight by about 30 touchdowns.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Awesome job, Patriots marketing dept!

(Probably offensive) http://i.imgur.com/XpstNFA.png

OMG please tell me that's real

Good news!

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/us-sport/national-football-league/new-england-patriots-apologise-after-posting-tweet-with-racial-slur-on-the-back-of-a-shirt-to-celebrate-1-million-twitter-followers-9860271.html

That's hilarious. Why do the Patriots feel like the last days of the Roman Empire right now? I don't really like the Steelers all that much and yet I want them to beat New England tonight by about 30 touchdowns.

They're probably gonna be at least OK as long as BB is around.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Awesome job, Patriots marketing dept!

(Probably offensive) http://i.imgur.com/XpstNFA.png

OMG please tell me that's real

Good news!

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/us-sport/national-football-league/new-england-patriots-apologise-after-posting-tweet-with-racial-slur-on-the-back-of-a-shirt-to-celebrate-1-million-twitter-followers-9860271.html

That's hilarious. Why do the Patriots feel like the last days of the Roman Empire right now? I don't really like the Steelers all that much and yet I want them to beat New England tonight by about 30 touchdowns.

They're probably gonna be at least OK as long as BB is around.

Which won't be forever, but I take your point . . . what I meant was more that they just seem like they're really, really, really ripe for a huge fall based on karmic principles if nothing else.

 

[belljr]

Um. That happened last year

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Got this message from the group for our HOA:

Gunshy Ridge AlertA resident has submitted this alert:

Name: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Email: xxxxxxxx@comcast.net
Phone: 425-xxx-xxxxx
Resident's Username: xxxxxxxxxx
Message:
Checking to see if anyone is missing a black ferret. I found one in my garage this morning however I was unable to catch it.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Um. That happened last year

When they won the SB?

 

[kevzilla]

Gunshy Ridge? Is that near Stagefright Meadows?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Got this message from the group for our HOA:

Gunshy Ridge AlertA resident has submitted this alert:

Name: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Email: xxxxxxxx@comcast.net

Phone: 425-xxx-xxxxx

Resident's Username: xxxxxxxxxx

Message:

Checking to see if anyone is missing a black ferret. I found one in my garage this morning however I was unable to catch it.

Probably from one of them feral ferrets colonies over at Sportsman Park

 

[Sammy3469]

Gunshy Ridge? Is that near Stagefright Meadows?

No...but it is the home of pristine yards and French Mediterranean-style estates by notable custom builders.

LOOK AT ME....I LIVE ON AN ESTATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

 

[urbanhack]

I haven't seen a lot of movies

I've pretty much seen all of them.

I've seen some of them.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Um. That happened last year

When they won the SB?

If I had to guess that tweet was tweeted around 9:02 PM on Nov 13th 2014

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Gunshy Ridge? Is that near Stagefright Meadows?

No...but it is the home of pristine yards and French Mediterranean-style estates by notable custom builders.

LOOK AT ME....I LIVE ON AN ESTATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

Come for the pristine yards and French Mediterranean-style estates!

Stay for the Mustela putorius furo infestation!

 

[Sammy3469]

Gunshy Ridge? Is that near Stagefright Meadows?

No...but it is the home of pristine yards and French Mediterranean-style estates by notable custom builders.

LOOK AT ME....I LIVE ON AN ESTATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

Come for the pristine yards and French Mediterranean-style estates!

Stay for the Mustela putorius furo infestation!

you had me at Mustela

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Gunshy Ridge? Is that near Stagefright Meadows?

No...but it is the home of pristine yards and French Mediterranean-style estates by notable custom builders.

LOOK AT ME....I LIVE ON AN ESTATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

Lol.

Probably written by the petty dictator woman who is president of the HOA. She is such a butthole.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Gunshy Ridge? Is that near Stagefright Meadows?

No...but it is the home of pristine yards and French Mediterranean-style estates by notable custom builders.

LOOK AT ME....I LIVE ON AN ESTATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

Lol.

Probably written by the petty dictator woman who is president of the HOA. She is such a butthole.

You should shove a stoat or mink through her backdoor.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

What passes for worthy of an Alert around here is comical.

I so love the reply message though.

Gunshy Ridge Alert A resident has submitted this alert:

Name: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Email: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Phone: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Resident's Username: xxxxxxxxxxxx
Message:
We have a caramel color cat roaming the neighborhood. We do not recognize it and it does not have a collar. We are hoping to find its owners.

Gunshy Ridge Alert A resident has submitted this alert:

Name: xxxxxxx
Email: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Phone: xxxxxxxxxxx
Resident's Username: xxxxxxxxxxxx
Message:
Owner found....it was Sausage.

 

[Jaysus]

Flaccidly

ETA: n/m wrong thread.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Mmmmm... sausage.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What passes for worthy of an Alert around here is comical.

I so love the reply message though.

Gunshy Ridge AlertA resident has submitted this alert:

Name: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Email: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Phone: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Resident's Username: xxxxxxxxxxxx

Message:

We have a caramel color cat roaming the neighborhood. We do not recognize it and it does not have a collar. We are hoping to find its owners.

Gunshy Ridge AlertA resident has submitted this alert:

Name: xxxxxxx

Email: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Phone: xxxxxxxxxxx

Resident's Username: xxxxxxxxxxxx

Message:

Owner found....it was Sausage.

You REALLY need to reply with "wait...you mistook a sausage for a ferret?"

 

[belljr]

Um. That happened last year

When they won the SB?

If I had to guess that tweet was tweeted around 9:02 PM on Nov 13th 2014

Not sure I could pinpoint as close as you

 

[heckmanm]

Gunshy Ridge? Is that near Stagefright Meadows?

No...but it is the home of pristine yards and French Mediterranean-style estates by notable custom builders.

LOOK AT ME....I LIVE ON AN ESTATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

Lol.

Probably written by the petty dictator woman who is president of the HOA. She is such a butthole.

You should shove a stoat or mink through her backdoor.

Or work it into her cornhole.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Gunshy Ridge? Is that near Stagefright Meadows?

No...but it is the home of pristine yards and French Mediterranean-style estates by notable custom builders.

LOOK AT ME....I LIVE ON AN ESTATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

Lol.

Probably written by the petty dictator woman who is president of the HOA. She is such a butthole.

You should shove a stoat or mink through her backdoor.

Or work it into her cornhole.

Or shove them up her ###hole.

 

[General Malaise]

So, found out this weekend (from the guy in freaking Minnesota who bought it) some kid walked off with a school iPad and had an acquaintance drop it in the cellphone/tablet kiosk-thing at Kroger.

Loving the fact that the turd who sold it is 21 and the police have ID'd him.

Not loving working out how to get it back while making sure the purchaser gets a refund.

http://www.troll.me/images/bert/i-have-no-idea-what-you-are-talking-about-thumb.jpg

1. One of the future entrepreneurs in my district walked off with a school iPad. One of the 1200 or so I have to maintain.

2. This enterprising gentleman (or lady), took it to Kroger and sold it for $80 via the unmanned electronic kiosks some electronics reseller has set up there).

3.we didn't get it reported as stolen quickly enough, and the reseller, well, resold it. To a dude in Minnesota.

4. Apple's Device Enrollment Program is keeping that dude from resetting and activating the iPad.

5. Somehow that guy found my e-mail address and now I have to work out getting the iPad back and a refund for him.

Ah, got it. Any idea who the kid is?

We know who the seller is (21year old former student) but don't know how it get into his hands yet.

On a school-technology tangent, had a first year teacher tell me she can't teach without access to Pinterest. All her lesson plans are there (and not in the state-required online system apparently.) In a stunning plot-twist, we don't block Pinterest for staff.

I think I'm going to go into her room and speed up the Internet for her by shaking the network cables to "free up the electrons".

 

[General Malaise]

There are a ton of hot chicks in Detroit.

This is actually actually true. My theory is that long ago, top execs at the major auto manufacturers tonned it and were able to land good looking trophy wives, who produced rich and pretty offspring, who stayed around the area because NOBODY seems to ever leave the Detroit area (except my wife). These good looking offspring stayed local, got good jobs at the Big 3, bred and produced more pretty people. And when urban decay hit, they fled to the suburbs and surrounding area which to this day, is full of really pretty girls, albeit with just a touch of Detroit nasty in 'em. I'm a fan.

 

[General Malaise]

My HOA is a bit overreaching and #####rdly with their permitting. My mom bid on and won a professionally built playhouse for my younger kids to go in our back yard. 6'x6' and 82" high. I had to get a permit for this. I submitted it and they said "we'll approve it, but you need ALL your neighbors to approve and sign off". So not only do I have to have the neighbors to my left, right and back, but I have to get the neighbors who have a small corner of their fence joining mine.

 

[General Malaise]

nig·gard·ly - not allowed? Come on, guys....really?

adjective

1. 1.
   not generous; stingy.
   

 

[General Malaise]

What passes for worthy of an Alert around here is comical.

I so love the reply message though.

Gunshy Ridge AlertA resident has submitted this alert:

Name: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Email: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Phone: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Resident's Username: xxxxxxxxxxxx

Message:

We have a caramel color cat roaming the neighborhood. We do not recognize it and it does not have a collar. We are hoping to find its owners.

Gunshy Ridge AlertA resident has submitted this alert:

Name: xxxxxxx

Email: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Phone: xxxxxxxxxxx

Resident's Username: xxxxxxxxxxxx

Message:

Owner found....it was Sausage.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Um. That happened last year

When they won the SB?

If I had to guess that tweet was tweeted around 9:02 PM on Nov 13th 2014

My sincere mistake. I guess I thought it was happening now, hence why Tanner mentioned it now

 

[heckmanm]

What passes for worthy of an Alert around here is comical.

I so love the reply message though.

Gunshy Ridge AlertA resident has submitted this alert:

Name: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Email: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Phone: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Resident's Username: xxxxxxxxxxxx

Message:

We have a caramel color cat roaming the neighborhood. We do not recognize it and it does not have a collar. We are hoping to find its owners.

Gunshy Ridge AlertA resident has submitted this alert:

Name: xxxxxxx

Email: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Phone: xxxxxxxxxxx

Resident's Username: xxxxxxxxxxxx

Message:

Owner found....it was Sausage.

So... a Chinesed guy?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

nig·gard·ly - not allowed? Come on, guys....really?

adjective

• 1.
  
  not generous; stingy.
  

Easy there, Allen.

 

[Sammy3469]

Nobody wants to be a fantasy football fish

and other goodness in this Bloomberg article:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-09-10/you-aren-t-good-enough-to-win-money-playing-daily-fantasy-football

Marine metaphors are common when describing the industry but don't always track precisely to actual science

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

If I knew how to log onto the stupid HOA website, I might actually warn that moron neighbor not to try to catch the "ferret", since I am 95% sure it is actually a weasel. And weasels are wild animals that are mean as ####.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

nig·gard·ly - not allowed? Come on, guys....really?

adjective

1. 1.
   not generous; stingy.
   

Riley Cooper alias?