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[Notorious T.R.E.]

Vin Scully and Chick Hern used to get together and eat babies while having prison sex. Actually true.

They deserve it.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Vin will be back next season health permitting

 

[krista4]

Costumes

jeff

 

[El Floppo]

people in the office are going ape-#### for the first Chick fil-a to open in NYC (around the corner).

pretty sure it's pronounced "chick feel-uh".

 

[General Malaise]

people in the office are going ape-#### for the first Chick fil-a to open in NYC (around the corner).

pretty sure it's pronounced "chick feel-uh".

They already online for it?

 

[-fish-]

Best movie that is constantly on cable: Whiplash. I must have watched this 5 times in the last two months.

And Chavez Ravine is a gem. Only bummed that Scully isn't announcing this postseason. Would have been a great last hurrah for a legend. If you don't like Vin Scully, you don't like baseball.

Scully is back for 2016, fyi.

http://awfulannouncing.com/2015/vin-scully-to-miss-the-entire-postseason-will-return-in-2016.html

yeah,but this postseason would have been great for him, especially if they win tonight and play the Cubs in the NLCS.

 

[-fish-]

people in the office are going ape-#### for the first Chick fil-a to open in NYC (around the corner).

pretty sure it's pronounced "chick feel-uh".

I still don't understand the appeal. One opened near me and they had to redirect traffic to accommodate it. Their food is nothing special. Wendy's chicken sandwiches are better.

 

[-fish-]

Vin Scully and Chick Hern used to get together and eat babies while having prison sex. Actually true.

They deserve it.

If I had an enemies list, you'd both be on it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

people in the office are going ape-#### for the first Chick fil-a to open in NYC (around the corner).

pretty sure it's pronounced "chick feel-uh".

I still don't understand the appeal. One opened near me and they had to redirect traffic to accommodate it. Their food is nothing special. Wendy's chicken sandwiches are better.

Chi fil-a is very popular with backwardsass homophobes.

 

[cstu]

Speaking of lame beer (the beverage not the basketball player)...#2 kid starts training for his new job on Monday. Let's hope he can keep it. Warehouse work from like 3PM until 1 or 2AM. This is the kid that acts like taking out the trash is fieldhand work. Should be making some decent scrilla for sure.

O/U 1 month.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'll be driving through Janesville, Wi in about an hour. Where was I supposed to eat again?

 

[tommyboy]

Vin Scully and Chick Hern used to get together and eat babies while having prison sex. Actually true.

Hot

 

[mr roboto]

I'll be driving through Janesville, Wi in about an hour. Where was I supposed to eat again?

Texas Roadhouse. Cute coeds.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of lame beer (the beverage not the basketball player)...#2 kid starts training for his new job on Monday. Let's hope he can keep it. Warehouse work from like 3PM until 1 or 2AM. This is the kid that acts like taking out the trash is fieldhand work. Should be making some decent scrilla for sure.

O/U 1 month.

it is possible. But I hope that when he sees his first quadruple digit paycheck he'll figure it all out.

 

[General Malaise]

people in the office are going ape-#### for the first Chick fil-a to open in NYC (around the corner).

pretty sure it's pronounced "chick feel-uh".

I still don't understand the appeal. One opened near me and they had to redirect traffic to accommodate it. Their food is nothing special. Wendy's chicken sandwiches are better.

White people are head-spinningly stupid.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Chik Fil A is pretty good. Not worth waiting in line for or anything, but no fast food is really.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chik Fil A is pretty good. Not worth waiting in line for or anything, but no fast food is really.

Never knew you were such a Nazi

 

[Cabin Owner]

I used to always want to go to the old Tigers stadium... loved the look of it, even if I'm sure those columns were a little... in the way.

Funny you should say that - my dad and I made a dedicated trip there to see if before they tore it down, late in its final season. It poured and poured for an hour and we thought we were going to have to just say "well, we were within the gates, we saw it, even if no one actually played baseball," but it suddenly cleared up and they got the game in. Anyhoo, our seats were right behind one of those columns. Cracked us up. I'm still sad they tore that one down instead of trying to renovate it, but Comerica is very, very nice.

Here are two seats from Tiger Stadium, mounted to my cabin deck.

That deck sucks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

people in the office are going ape-#### for the first Chick fil-a to open in NYC (around the corner).

pretty sure it's pronounced "chick feel-uh".

I still don't understand the appeal. One opened near me and they had to redirect traffic to accommodate it. Their food is nothing special. Wendy's chicken sandwiches are better.

White people are head-spinningly stupid.

When Red Lobster opened up here about 10 years ago (actually reopened since there was one here about 15 years before that but it closed) people started lining up at about 5am. I wish I was kidding.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Red Lobster!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Chik Fil A is pretty good. Not worth waiting in line for or anything, but no fast food is really.

Never knew you were such a Nazi

In N Out puts Bible quotes on their food, but they still make a good burger.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chik Fil A is pretty good. Not worth waiting in line for or anything, but no fast food is really.

Never knew you were such a Nazi

In N Out puts Bible quotes on their food, but they still make a good burger.

Are the trains running on time too? http://www.wallstreetdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/11-19-russia-takeover-poland.jpg

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Our Mets need to stop pumping their neighbor's dog.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

too soon imo

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

too soon imo

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/54497179.jpg

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Best movie that is constantly on cable: Whiplash. I must have watched this 5 times in the last two months.

And Chavez Ravine is a gem. Only bummed that Scully isn't announcing this postseason. Would have been a great last hurrah for a legend. If you don't like Vin Scully, you don't like baseball.

Scully is back for 2016, fyi.http://awfulannouncing.com/2015/vin-scully-to-miss-the-entire-postseason-will-return-in-2016.html

yeah,but this postseason would have been great for him, especially if they win tonight and play the Cubs in the NLCS.

Of course, but you said "last hurrah" so I shared.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Vin Scully and Chick Hern used to get together and eat babies while having prison sex. Actually true.

They deserve it.

If I had an enemies list, you'd both be on it.

You misread me then. Unless you hate those guys.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

When I was a kid if I heard Scully or Hearn..it meant there was nothing else good on the tv/radio.

 

[Abraham]

When I was a kid if I heard Scully or Hearn..it meant there was nothing else good on the tv/radio.

They had radio then? Wow

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

When I was a kid if I heard Scully or Hearn..it meant there was nothing else good on the tv/radio.

They had radio then? Wow

The 1970s? Wtf

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dodgers lose! So long, #### ####### ##### face ###% ### guzzling #### # Potato #### ## midget ##### ## ### pepboys ### ##### jammers

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I went on a date recently with a girl I met on eHarmony. I mentioned to her that my dad's been beating me with jumper cables on a regular basis for over 28 years (I always have to cross that bridge eventually), and she then told me that her uncle molested her when she was 14. I was like, woah, ease up lady, it's only our first date.

 

[shuke]

So much going on in the FFA tonight that I don't get. I feel like I'm high.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Dodgers lose! So long, #### ####### ##### face ###% ### guzzling #### # Potato #### ## midget ##### ## ### pepboys ### ##### jammers

As a life long Reds fan I fully support this. Can you add something in here about Tommy Lasorda?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So much going on in the FFA tonight that I don't get. I feel like I'm high.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81DTq-iElzL._SY355_.jpg

 

[Aerial Assault]

Tell us how you really feel Tanner

Sad the Dodgers lost, but it's pretty cool that none of these LCS teams is a recent playoff mainstay. The last title from any of them was 1993, and none of them has more than two trophies. Cubbies FTW.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tell us how you really feel Tanner

Sad the Dodgers lost, but it's pretty cool that none of these LCS teams is a recent playoff mainstay. The last title from any of them was 1993, and none of them has more than two trophies. Cubbies FTW.

I feel good, thanks.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Tell us how you really feel Tanner

Sad the Dodgers lost, but it's pretty cool that none of these LCS teams is a recent playoff mainstay. The last title from any of them was 1993, and none of them has more than two trophies. Cubbies FTW.

My link

 

[Frostillicus]

Twins great Tony Oliva was at Best Buy HQ today signing autographs. Since we're all Cubs fans now, I threw pennies at him.

Walked right by him today. Were you there?

 

[Frostillicus]

Comiskey is ok. Not much to like or dislike about it. Seats in the upper deck are pretty steep. Feels like you are right on top of the field.

Surrounding area is awful though so the location sucks.

Too many White Sox fans though, no?

 

[Frostillicus]

Fekin StadiumChat.

Quick, someone say that you dislike a common food.

I hate stadium hot dogs.

The Dodger Dog, in spite of It's fame, is likely the worst food product you can buy at a sporting event.

I had a Dodger Dog two years ago and thought it completely lived up to it's rep as a pretty awesome hot dog.

 

[Henry Ford]

Just found out a guy I knew in high school is over 500 lbs. and in hospice care. That's after he lost 330 lbs. I don't even understand how that's possible.

 

[tommyboy]

Do you even lift bro?

 

[Thorn]

people in the office are going ape-#### for the first Chick fil-a to open in NYC (around the corner).

pretty sure it's pronounced "chick feel-uh".

I still don't understand the appeal. One opened near me and they had to redirect traffic to accommodate it. Their food is nothing special. Wendy's chicken sandwiches are better.

oof

 

[Thorn]

I used to always want to go to the old Tigers stadium... loved the look of it, even if I'm sure those columns were a little... in the way.

Funny you should say that - my dad and I made a dedicated trip there to see if before they tore it down, late in its final season. It poured and poured for an hour and we thought we were going to have to just say "well, we were within the gates, we saw it, even if no one actually played baseball," but it suddenly cleared up and they got the game in. Anyhoo, our seats were right behind one of those columns. Cracked us up. I'm still sad they tore that one down instead of trying to renovate it, but Comerica is very, very nice.

Here are two seats from Tiger Stadium, mounted to my cabin deck.

That deck sucks.

^is this actually scupper? cause we have some cornholes to plan

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Speaking of lame beer (the beverage not the basketball player)...#2 kid starts training for his new job on Monday. Let's hope he can keep it. Warehouse work from like 3PM until 1 or 2AM. This is the kid that acts like taking out the trash is fieldhand work. Should be making some decent scrilla for sure.

O/U 1 month.

it is possible. But I hope that when he sees his first quadruple digit paycheck he'll figure it all out.

a week?

 

[Thorn]

people in the office are going ape-#### for the first Chick fil-a to open in NYC (around the corner).

pretty sure it's pronounced "chick feel-uh".

I still don't understand the appeal. One opened near me and they had to redirect traffic to accommodate it. Their food is nothing special. Wendy's chicken sandwiches are better.

White people are head-spinningly stupid.

When Red Lobster opened up here about 10 years ago (actually reopened since there was one here about 15 years before that but it closed) people started lining up at about 5am. I wish I was kidding.

oof

 

[Thorn]

I went on a date recently with a girl I met on eHarmony. I mentioned to her that my dad's been beating me with jumper cables on a regular basis for over 28 years (I always have to cross that bridge eventually), and she then told me that her uncle molested her when she was 14. I was like, woah, ease up lady, it's only our first date.

one time my uncle, while drunk (shocker I know), walked into a fancy place downtown, went up to the bar. Bartender stopped him short, said you're underdressed, you won't fit in here. uncle being a wiseass goes back to his car, gets his jumper cables and ties them in a fancy knot around his neck, walks back in, says to the bartender, oh can I fit in now? Sure, says bartender, just don't try to start nothin.

Take that to the bank bromingos

 

[Frostillicus]

I went on a date recently with a girl I met on eHarmony. I mentioned to her that my dad's been beating me with jumper cables on a regular basis for over 28 years (I always have to cross that bridge eventually), and she then told me that her uncle molested her when she was 14. I was like, woah, ease up lady, it's only our first date.

one time my uncle, while drunk (shocker I know), walked into a fancy place downtown, went up to the bar. Bartender stopped him short, said you're underdressed, you won't fit in here. uncle being a wiseass goes back to his car, gets his jumper cables and ties them in a fancy knot around his neck, walks back in, says to the bartender, oh can I fit in now? Sure, says bartender, just don't try to start nothin.

Take that to the bank bromingos

Out of likes for the day because apparently this is Nazi Germany.

 

[strykerpks]

I went on a date recently with a girl I met on eHarmony. I mentioned to her that my dad's been beating me with jumper cables on a regular basis for over 28 years (I always have to cross that bridge eventually), and she then told me that her uncle molested her when she was 14. I was like, woah, ease up lady, it's only our first date.

one time my uncle, while drunk (shocker I know), walked into a fancy place downtown, went up to the bar. Bartender stopped him short, said you're underdressed, you won't fit in here. uncle being a wiseass goes back to his car, gets his jumper cables and ties them in a fancy knot around his neck, walks back in, says to the bartender, oh can I fit in now? Sure, says bartender, just don't try to start nothin.Take that to the bank bromingos

Out of likes for the day because apparently this is Nazi Germany.

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