GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (15 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

Doesn't even seem like the same person. Or maybe he's just married and miserable now.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I get Toto and Asian mixed up quite a bit. Both suck out loud, but I confuse them.

seems racist

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

Doesn't even seem like the same person. Or maybe he's just married and miserable now.

Yeah, have thought this for awhile. Awfully cranky too if you call him on it.

 

[Abraham]

NCFOM is my favorite movie, so #### that guy.

 

[El Floppo]

Bogart - I too rather like this Courtney Barnett. At least, two of her songs. Good stuff, will go for more.

Is that the "I want to go out but I want to stay home" song chick?

Correct. We like her, right?

big fan of a few songs... Pedestrian at Best is one of my favorite tunes of the year.

 

[El Floppo]

Seminal? Is that the word I want?

now you're just being gross.

 

[General Malaise]

I get Toto and Asian mixed up quite a bit. Both suck out loud, but I confuse them.

seems racist

NO RACIST!

 

[the rover]

I get Toto and Asian mixed up quite a bit.

Supplies!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

Doesn't even seem like the same person. Or maybe he's just married and miserable now.

Redundant

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Love you, RoverFish. Hope it works out well.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I get Toto and Asian mixed up quite a bit. Both suck out loud, but I confuse them.

seems racist

NO RACIST!

Says the guy who puts on a sheet and gets LESS white.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Seminal? Is that the word I want?

Uh, if you insist . . .

Maybe "paramount," "superlative," "consummate" or just "ultimate" without the pe(e)n.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

My kid's sick and my wife are taking turns working from home keeping him occupied, so I take him to the post office. He loves ####### trucks more than posty loves pizza-flavored Cheez-Its, so I take him over to look at the yard where the postmen are loading up their trucks for the day's deliveries. He starts jumping up and down yelling "YAY! YAYYYYY!" while they're loading up, and the guy nearest us didn't even look up, which I thought was lame, because it's like hey man, somebody's cheering for your otherwise-nondescript governmental job.

Then my kid starts berating me because I'm not jumping up and down. So I start jumping up and down too.

If that doesn't encapsulate how big of #######s that 2 year-olds are, I don't know what does.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My kid's sick and my wife are taking turns working from home keeping him occupied, so I take him to the post office. He loves ####### trucks more than posty loves pizza-flavored Cheez-Its, so I take him over to look at the yard where the postmen are loading up their trucks for the day's deliveries. He starts jumping up and down yelling "YAY! YAYYYYY!" while they're loading up, and the guy nearest us didn't even look up, which I thought was lame, because it's like hey man, somebody's cheering for your otherwise-nondescript governmental job.

Then my kid starts berating me because I'm not jumping up and down. So I start jumping up and down too.

If that doesn't encapsulate how big of #######s that 2 year-olds are, I don't know what does.

CUT THAT MEAT! CUT THAT MEAT!

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

That is provably false. Blinded by the light wasn't the second to last rock song recorded.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

That is provably false. Blinded by the light wasn't the second to last rock song recorded.

Neve rmind.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Warshingtonians

 

[General Malaise]

Seminal? Is that the word I want?

Uh, if you insist . . .

Maybe "paramount," "superlative," "consummate" or just "ultimate" without the pe(e)n.

sem·i·nal
ˈsemənl/
adjective

1. 1.
   (of a work, event, moment, or figure) strongly influencing later developments.
   "his seminal work on chaos theory"
   synonyms: influential, formative, groundbreaking, pioneering, original, innovative;More
   

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wait...who still goes to the post office? Is this the 1970s? It's not, is it?

 

[cosjobs]

My kid's sick and my wife are taking turns working from home keeping him occupied, so I take him to the post office. He loves ####### trucks more than posty loves pizza-flavored Cheez-Its, so I take him over to look at the yard where the postmen are loading up their trucks for the day's deliveries. He starts jumping up and down yelling "YAY! YAYYYYY!" while they're loading up, and the guy nearest us didn't even look up, which I thought was lame, because it's like hey man, somebody's cheering for your otherwise-nondescript governmental job.

Then my kid starts berating me because I'm not jumping up and down. So I start jumping up and down too.

If that doesn't encapsulate how big of #######s that 2 year-olds are, I don't know what does.

If you put a bunch of stamps on him, could you mail him away like a potato?

 

[Aerial Assault]

Seminal? Is that the word I want?

Uh, if you insist . . .

Maybe "paramount," "superlative," "consummate" or just "ultimate" without the pe(e)n.

sem·i·nal
ˈsemənl/
adjective

1. 1.
   (of a work, event, moment, or figure) strongly influencing later developments.
   "his seminal work on chaos theory"
   synonyms: influential, formative, groundbreaking, pioneering, original, innovative;More
   

Oh, it definitely applies . . . just wasn't sure you wanted to use "seminal," get it, get it, huh-uh, hence the use of the unsure emoticon

 

[Aerial Assault]

I'm out of likes - jeebus, I hate that frigging "feature," Rude - or I would give them all to Truck's cute story about his kid. Frigging adorable

 

[Limp Ditka]

My kid's sick and my wife are taking turns working from home keeping him occupied, so I take him to the post office. He loves ####### trucks more than posty loves pizza-flavored Cheez-Its, so I take him over to look at the yard where the postmen are loading up their trucks for the day's deliveries. He starts jumping up and down yelling "YAY! YAYYYYY!" while they're loading up, and the guy nearest us didn't even look up, which I thought was lame, because it's like hey man, somebody's cheering for your otherwise-nondescript governmental job.

Then my kid starts berating me because I'm not jumping up and down. So I start jumping up and down too.

If that doesn't encapsulate how big of #######s that 2 year-olds are, I don't know what does.

If you put a bunch of stamps on him, could you mail him away like a potato?

 

[General Malaise]

Enjoyed Truck's picture at Disneyland.

A bigger smile I've never seen faked before in all my life.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Enjoyed Truck's picture at Disneyland.

A bigger smile I've never seen faked before in all my life.

 

[cosjobs]

D

Enjoyed Truck's picture at Disneyland.

A bigger smile I've never seen faked before in all my life.

I guess you weren't in front of a mirror when you first heard about twins.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Enjoyed Truck's picture at Disneyland.

A bigger smile I've never seen faked before in all my life.

Minnie was fingering my butthole and it caught me off-guard.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I get Toto and Asian mixed up quite a bit. Both suck out loud, but I confuse them. Also, Kansas and Styxx are worse than monkey AIDS.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I get Toto and Asian mixed up quite a bit. Both suck out loud, but I confuse them. Also, Kansas and Styxx are worse than monkey AIDS.

Yeah I can't keep any of this garbage straight. Or Chicago?!?

Fling them all into space IMO.

 

[shuke]

Sorry, roverfish

 

[krista4]

I may have to call it quits.

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

3. Consider the sources.

4. ????

5. Profit.

Surprised Tanner didn't seize on *this*. Good to know that tim thinks "Blinded by the Light" is one of rock's next to last tunes, though.

I'm saving it for K4

JFC, it was all I could do just to scroll right past and tell myself it wasn't going to bother me.

 

[cosjobs]

I may have to call it quits.

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

3. Consider the sources.

4. ????

5. Profit.

Surprised Tanner didn't seize on *this*. Good to know that tim thinks "Blinded by the Light" is one of rock's next to last tunes, though.

I'm saving it for K4

JFC, it was all I could do just to scroll right past and tell myself it wasn't going to bother me.

So , technically that was your penultimate reaction?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Styx

Kansas

Chicago

Asia

Toto

 

[krista4]

pizza-flavored Cheez-Its,

Yes, I googled. No, they don't exist.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I may have to call it quits.

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

3. Consider the sources.

4. ????

5. Profit.

Surprised Tanner didn't seize on *this*. Good to know that tim thinks "Blinded by the Light" is one of rock's next to last tunes, though.

I'm saving it for K4

JFC, it was all I could do just to scroll right past and tell myself it wasn't going to bother me.

Maybe they'll update the definition like they did with literally

 

[krista4]

Styx

Kansas

Chicago

Asia

Toto

Please place Journey.

 

[krista4]

Well played, cos.

 

[krista4]

I may have to call it quits.

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

3. Consider the sources.

4. ????

5. Profit.

Surprised Tanner didn't seize on *this*. Good to know that tim thinks "Blinded by the Light" is one of rock's next to last tunes, though.

I'm saving it for K4

JFC, it was all I could do just to scroll right past and tell myself it wasn't going to bother me.

Maybe they'll update the definition like they did with literally

Please tell me that you are joking and that they literally did not do this.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Styx

Journey

Kansas

Chicago

Asia

Toto

Please place Journey.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I think she meant somewhere where we'd never have to hear them again

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I may have to call it quits.

1. Sheik went through some sort of odd transformation over the last 10 years that is completely unexplainable. I hope this is just some sort of weird shtick, but honestly, he's not the same funny, cool guy he was in 2003.

2. Tim considers "Blinded by the Light" to be one of rock's penultimate tunes.

3. Consider the sources.

4. ????

5. Profit.

Surprised Tanner didn't seize on *this*. Good to know that tim thinks "Blinded by the Light" is one of rock's next to last tunes, though.

I'm saving it for K4

JFC, it was all I could do just to scroll right past and tell myself it wasn't going to bother me.

Maybe they'll update the definition like they did with literally

Please tell me that you are joking and that they literally did not do this.

http://theweek.com/articles/466957/how-wrong-definition-literally-sneaked-into-dictionary

 

[Limp Ditka]

Styx

Kansas

Chicago

Asia

Toto

Cheap Trick

 

[cosjobs]

My back and both knees have just been killing me lately.

There's a movie theater 5 miles way with really cushy seats and $5 matinees. I've been going a lot. A whole lot.

Its a 10plex and the only movies I haven't seen are Goosebumps, Hotel Transylvania 2, and Woodlawn.

Looks like I'm going to pay to see my first christian sports film. Defintiely going to need to toke up big time in the parking lot. On the plus side, it was somewhat positively reviewed by the LA Times, Variety and Hollywood Reporter. Jesus and football.

I'll be glad when pain subsides enough that I can sit in a bar all afternoon like I'm supposed to.

 

[tommyboy]

Wait...who still goes to the post office? Is this the 1970s? It's not, is it?

i do. I have a PO Box for my biz.

there's this one lady that works the counter, and the few times i've had to buy stamps or send a package its excruciating to wait in line. She is super slow, and likes to talk to everyone like you're her best friend and can't work the keyboard or the equipment very well. an 8 person line is about 90 minutes.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Movies at home down?

 

[cosjobs]

Styx

Journey

Kansas

Chicago

Asia

Toto

Please place Journey.

I have no idea if this is worst to best or best to worst. Could definitetly make an argument either way- except for Chicago. I don't really like them, but they're pretty innocuous compared to the musical (sic) travesties listed.

 

[cosjobs]

Movies at home down?

Sealed off from all family and communication down?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Wait...who still goes to the post office? Is this the 1970s? It's not, is it?

i do. I have a PO Box for my biz.

there's this one lady that works the counter, and the few times i've had to buy stamps or send a package its excruciating to wait in line. She is super slow, and likes to talk to everyone like you're her best friend and can't work the keyboard or the equipment very well. an 8 person line is about 90 minutes.

I was tempted to get into it with them a few weeks ago because they wouldn't accept my credit card since the back wasn't signed yet I can buy stamps from the automatic machine with the same card no questions asked (machine was out of order or something at the time)

 

[UOFI_316]

Seminal? Is that the word I want?

Uh, if you insist . . .

Maybe "paramount," "superlative," "consummate" or just "ultimate" without the pe(e)n.

sem·i·nal
ˈsemənl/
adjective

1. 1.
   (of a work, event, moment, or figure) strongly influencing later developments.
   "his seminal work on chaos theory"
   synonyms: influential, formative, groundbreaking, pioneering, original, innovative;More
   

Oh, it definitely applies . . . just wasn't sure you wanted to use "seminal," get it, get it, huh-uh, hence the use of the unsure emoticon

GM doesn't have to worry anymore, he can no longer have a seminal affect on anything.

 

[krista4]

Styx

Journey

Kansas

Chicago

Asia

Toto

Please place Journey.

This looks right.