GM - weak in pigment, strong in sperm count
Pfft. GM's sperm isn't that impressive.
My third kid was conceived despite the use of a condom. Of course, I immediately got a vasectomy
after that. Great timing.
That was a decade ago.
Wife 2.0 has been feeling odd recently and her monthly visitor was a bit tardy, so she took a pregnancy test on a whim.
For those of you scoring at home, that is three children from my ex-wife, two step-kids and potentially another one with Wife 2.0 for a grand total of
six.
I am about to mix up a Drano cocktail.
(She did take a second test that came back negative, but since I am involved, I assume that one is wrong). FML.