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How'd you do in Vegas?

Do you like this meal I cooked?

Are you drunk?

Did you do that idiotic thing I asked you to do?

Is that porn?

How do you know what a "Kentucky Klondike Bar" is?

 
Have you ever thought about divorce?

Have you ever thought about another woman?

Have you ever thought about how you'd spend the life insurance money?

Have you ever thought about how much money you'd have to hide and how long it would take before you could afford a professional hitman?

 
How do you know what a "Kentucky Klondike Bar" is?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Good goddddddamnnitt.....

That lead me to the Panamanian Petting Zoo.  
 
When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal. 

 
Osaurus said:
Who here remembers Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips (aka House of Fry)?  The Crunch Pup was superior to any regular corn dog IMO.  They had lemon pies too.  

With so many god awful threads available, why is Samantha trolling this one?    
I remember Arthur Treacher's but I was really young.  Are you implying they had a hush puppies with hot dogs inside them?

O.  M.  G.

 
Listen to a podcasted sports talk segment on my commute to and from work and the guys were talking about must lie situations when it comes to your SO/Wife.  For example, if your SO asks you if you've ever slept with a hooker or how many women have you slept with or if you find her sister attractive, those are must lie situations, right?  Do these pants make me look fat - no brainer, that's a must lie.  Whatcgha got?
Masturbation fantasies are at least a don't ask/don't tell.

 
I remember Arthur Treacher's but I was really young.  Are you implying they had a hush puppies with hot dogs inside them?

O.  M.  G.
We had a couple of Treacher's around here for a while.  Same with H. Salt.  Eventually the fish-n-chips juggernaut, Long John Silver's, ran them off.

 
How'd you do in Vegas?

Broke even and/or "you were with me"

Do you like this meal I cooked?

I just answer honestly...oh wait...my wife doesn't cook anymore.

Are you drunk?

"Shirtfaced...and you're the reason why"

Did you do that idiotic thing I asked you to do?

"No.  Because, like I told you when you asked, it's idiotic."

Is that porn?

"Yes, what tipped you off?  The girl taking a wang in all 3 of her orifices?"

How do you know what a "Kentucky Klondike Bar" is?

"Why do I know anything?  You weren't complaining when my vast knowledge of random crap got me on TV.""

 
Have you ever thought about divorce?

Yes

Have you ever thought about another woman?

Yes

Have you ever thought about how you'd spend the life insurance money?

It's not very much.

Have you ever thought about how much money you'd have to hide and how long it would take before you could afford a professional hitman?

$800?

 
Man, the quoting feature is killing me. After pretty much every quote, I need to go to chrome settings and delete saved data. Sigh

 
Listen to a podcasted sports talk segment on my commute to and from work and the guys were talking about must lie situations when it comes to your SO/Wife.  For example, if your SO asks you if you've ever slept with a hooker or how many women have you slept with or if you find her sister attractive, those are must lie situations, right?  Do these pants make me look fat - no brainer, that's a must lie.  Whatcgha got?
no-  you tell the truth on that one.  unless you want to parade around a whale in yoga pants the rest of your life

 
Sounds awesome.  Love the sous vide I got last Christmas.

Recently Shuke said no to the sauce (I specifically mentioned a beef demi-glace as a choice).

Shuke was wrong.




 
Imo, shuke is correct. If it's a high quality cut, anything more than maître d'hotel butter is an unnecessary distraction.




 
I included hot butter "sauce" like they do at Ruth Chris and other steakhouses.  

 
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Good goddddddamnnitt.....

That lead me to the Panamanian Petting Zoo.  
 
When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal. 
i had to look those up and me and my coworker are laughing so hard our secretaries think we've gone nuts.

 
I remember Arthur Treacher's but I was really young.  Are you implying they had a hush puppies with hot dogs inside them?

O.  M.  G.




 
I think there are only 4 Arthur Treachers left in OH - and two of them are close to where I lived for several years - Cuyahoga Falls/Akron ...the other is around Cleveland and Youngstown.  I really miss that place.   

 
I just post the leftover quote and then immediately delete that post.   Once you post it, it goes away.
not true.

I've been posting stuff, and then the next time I try to quote something- the thing I already quoted AND my response are still there.

 
proninja said:
If your pregnant wife buys super lean sirloin steaks without much flavor because it's what she wanted and you think the cut sucks, you find a way to get some flavor in there. 
Me every time my wife comes home with 'steak': :doh:

 
proninja said:
If your pregnant wife buys super lean sirloin steaks without much flavor because it's what she wanted and you think the cut sucks, you find a way to get some flavor in there. 
Adobo - Goya, cheese, long roll

 

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