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[DA RAIDERS]

friendly 10's

 

[DA RAIDERS]

reasonable math

 

[cstu]

Think this is it.

I've already taught my daughter to carry the one so I hope they don't try to screw her up.

Here's an explanation of the alternative method.  How is adding up 1's, 10's, 100's, etc. columns not intuitive to a child?  I have a hard time thinking of anything more intuitive.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Bat signal for @El Floppo

Looking at a proposal from our architect and want to get your professional opinion on terms.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

number line bs

 

[5-ish Finkle]

All THAT nonsense you all are posting is "Common Core?"(don't have kids, so don't have to deal with math homework, etc).

#### that particular noise.  Would love to hear the rational behind that "reasonable math" example.  Unless their definition of "reasonable" is "wrong."  

It's like they're giving out a participation trophy within a math problem for getting kinda(not very) close.

 

[cosjobs]

He has already had lunch and is on a plane, I think.

My opinion stands

 

[-fish-]

reasonable math

wtf?  who rounds 291 to 200?  why is a margin of error of over 20% "reasonable"?

 

[-fish-]

my kid kept getting asked to "estimate" answers to questions that she could easily solve.   she got very confused by having to give knowingly wrong answers.

 

[mr. furley]

Think this is it.

it's this

 

[cstu]

it's this

Just got my daughter's first homework today where are the doing 'carry the one'.

They teach it like this:

Tens |  Ones

[     ]                 <- that's a box to put the 1 in

  2    |    5

        |    6

____|___ 

 3    |     1

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Just got my daughter's first homework today where are the doing 'carry the one'.

They teach it like this:

Tens |  Ones

[     ]                 <- that's a box to put the 1 in

  2    |    5

        |    6

____|___ 

 3    |     1




 

Seems ok.  

 

[kevzilla]

it's this

The box on the upper right is fine, I have no problem with that. The one on the lower right.... 

 

[Frostillicus]

Oh no!  Something new I don't understand!  

 

[Mr. Pickles]

BREAKING NEWS

At our friendly neighborhood dive bar and threw $20 in for pull tabs.  Won $336.

And pay ZERO taxes.

 

[krista4]

And pay ZERO taxes.

That makes me smart!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

That makes me smart!

WRONG!! 

 

[GroveDiesel]

Please take a picture and post a link.  

New math came out in the early 60s, and it was incredibly, ridiculously stupid then - really ####ed me up.  

Now its New, Newer, Newest Improved Now with Thought Bubbles.  Poor kids.

Everything at my daughter's school is called an equation. 2+2=4 is an equation. And they're expected to use terms like "addend". She's in 2nd grade. I get why they want to do it, but come on...

 

[Hawks64]

my kid kept getting asked to "estimate" answers to questions that she could easily solve.   she got very confused by having to give knowingly wrong answers.

It confuses the #### out of them and then their parents can't even help them figure it out since it's stupid as hell.

 

[cosjobs]

again, waiting in line for hours for any kind of food is ridiculous.

What if you waited in a buffet line before ordering?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

2+2=4 is an equation. 

What else would it be, a ham sandwich?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

It confuses the #### out of them and then their parents can't even help them figure it out since it's stupid as hell.

They need to throw all of that BS out and just use Singapore Math.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I like the new Subway commercial where the chick says "we were married on tuna day." 

Well that's nice. 

 

[Frostillicus]

Nobody needs math anymore anyway.  It's all on computers now.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Nobody needs math anymore anyway.  It's all on computers now.

I think mope actually argued this the other day.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Nobody needs math anymore anyway.  It's all on computers now.

smart phones make people dumb

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

smart phones make people dumber

People were plenty dumb when it was all land lines, Junior.

 

[Hawks64]

smart phones make people dumb

Ironically there is an app called photomath that will solve most written math problems and show the steps. It's been very valuable for me in checking my 6th and 7th graders homework.

 

[psychobillies]

Ironically there is an app called photomath that will solve most written math problems and show the steps. It's been very valuable for me in checking my 6th and 7th graders homework.

They finally invented a homework machine.  

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Could someone PM me an :e: link?  It's been years since I logged in so I'll have to create a new account, but I don't even know where to find it at this point.  

Something cool happening there?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

GM, for some reason I feel like this is the time to do the prison ##### draft.

 

[tommyboy]

In Vegas at the mirage. Contacting a black hooker, whom we know from pervious trips. Should be epic it's only 8pm. Guaranteed win at the craps table later 

Pretty sure spongebob is my ##### later 

 

[bud29]

Ironically there is an app called photomath that will solve most written math problems and show the steps. It's been very valuable for me in checking my 6th and 7th graders homework.

Whoah, it can do calculus.

 

[tommyboy]

Don't mind this, doctors orders

 

[kevzilla]

Don't mind this, doctors orders

Penicillin?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

What if you waited in a buffet line before ordering?

for hours?  not happening

 

[tommyboy]

In Vegas at the mirage. Contacting a black hooker, whom we know from pervious trips. Should be epic it's only 8pm. Guaranteed win at the craps table later 

Pretty sure spongebob is my ##### later 

Yeah. Win $1500 at craps. I'm on my way to the poker table to finish the job

 

[Hawks64]

Whoah, it can do calculus.

It's pretty awesome. The steps have been very helpful as well.

 

[El Floppo]

Bat signal for @El Floppo

Looking at a proposal from our architect and want to get your professional opinion on terms.

pm sent.

 

[El Floppo]

and fwiw- I like the new math. more intuitive and better at explaining the reasoning behind it.

that said- the old math felt that way to me too.  

 

[mr. furley]

What else would it be, a ham sandwich?

Cypress Hill concert, '93, Northern IL Univ. 

B Real on stage.. throwing bags in to the crowd (tape, shirt) and yelling "how about a ham sandwich??!" and laughing his nasal laugh

good times

 

[mr. furley]

In Vegas at the mirage. Contacting a black hooker, whom we know from pervious trips. Should be epic it's only 8pm. Guaranteed win at the craps table later 

Pretty sure spongebob is my ##### later 

Eiffel Tower later?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Cypress Hill concert, '93, Northern IL Univ. 

B Real on stage.. throwing bags in to the crowd (tape, shirt) and yelling "how about a ham sandwich??!" and laughing his nasal laugh

good times

was it insane in the membrane?

 

[Kafka]

was it insane in the membrane?

"Latin Lingo/Funky Bilingual"...my favorite.  Such a classic album.

 

[mr. furley]

"Latin Lingo/Funky Bilingual"...my favorite.  Such a classic album.

it was a big, wide open venue but the bass in there was just unbelievable. to call it bone rattling wouldn't even do it justice. it actually hurt my spine and neck. never been to a show that loud since.

 

[General Malaise]

I should probably pay more attention to my kids' homework.  

 

[El Floppo]

oh, and btw- homework is "optional" this year (4th grade and K) at my kids' school.

by "optional", the school means they're posting a bunch of homework stuff on their website that the parents now have to sift through, assign and review. 

 

[mr. furley]

oh, and btw- homework is "optional" this year (4th grade and K) at my kids' school.

by "optional", the school means they're posting a bunch of homework stuff on their website that the parents now have to sift through, assign and review. 

ours too. 3rd grade, though.

hmmm

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

oh, and btw- homework is "optional" this year (4th grade and K) at my kids' school.

by "optional", the school means they're posting a bunch of homework stuff on their website that the parents now have to sift through, assign and review. 

This sounds suspiciously like laziness on the part of the teachers.

 

[kevzilla]

Vicious allergy attack started last night. Sneezing into your CPAP mask is sub-optimal. Even worse, I sneezed while taking a dump just now. Almost blew out an O-ring.