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I was just required to throw my fired manager under the bus some more. I didn't hesitate, but I would like for this to be over now. 

 
General Malaise said:
No, no she didn't.  Nobody wanted me.  I weighed all of 130 pounds, swam in a Speedo and drove a Chevy Citation in a town where kids were getting new BMWs when they turned 16.  As an added bonus, my parents waited until I was 15 to fit me for metal braces and at 16, I needed glasses.  Oh, and puberty?  Held off until I was 17 or so.  Still enjoyed it when Laura called me Nesbutt.  Beat the ignore button employed by every other hot girl at Highland Park.
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I thought we had more in common than this.  Well, I guess, I too have super sperm.  Of course like nukes, was never foolish enough to actually use it more than twice.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
I thought we had more in common than this.  Well, I guess, I too have super sperm.  Of course like nukes, was never foolish enough to actually use it more than twice.
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Feeling better about being saddled with five kids after today.  Best day at work in years.  Pulled in $2.5MM today and killed a conf call with a Boston university endowment contemplating $20MM for cobalt through us.  Two more entities committing $3MM for cobalt with more to scale.  Now control over 500mt and my boss waited for the rest of the team to leave the office to tell me I'm doing a great job and will be taken care of in time.  Been a long time coming.  Frigging cobalt....weird life I lead.

 
So sorry Sweet J. It's absolutely true that "It's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all" but it sure does make the loss so much more painful.

 
General Malaise said:
Feeling better about being saddled with five kids after today.  Best day at work in years.  Pulled in $2.5MM today and killed a conf call with a Boston university endowment contemplating $20MM for cobalt through us.  Two more entities committing $3MM for cobalt with more to scale.  Now control over 500mt and my boss waited for the rest of the team to leave the office to tell me I'm doing a great job and will be taken care of in time.  Been a long time coming.  Frigging cobalt....weird life I lead.
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So happy to hear my brother. :thumbup:

 
General Malaise said:
Feeling better about being saddled with five kids after today.  Best day at work in years.  Pulled in $2.5MM today and killed a conf call with a Boston university endowment contemplating $20MM for cobalt through us.  Two more entities committing $3MM for cobalt with more to scale.  Now control over 500mt and my boss waited for the rest of the team to leave the office to tell me I'm doing a great job and will be taken care of in time.  Been a long time coming.  Frigging cobalt....weird life I lead.
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You should celebrate by knocking your wife up again.

 
Just got off a conference call where the lead person introduced me as "Krista Can't-Remember-Your-Last-Name."  Feeling pretty highly valued right now. :thumbup:

 
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General Malaise said:
I'm out of names.
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My grandpap was known as 'Whitey'

My grandma always called him 'Walter' which was his middle name. 

When he was in the hospital his nurses called him 'Edward' which was his first name.

Given your penchant for skin tone, i think 'Whitey' would be a good name.

 
krista4 said:
Just got off a conference call where the lead person introduced me as "Krista Can't-Remember-Your-Last-Name."  Feeling pretty highly valued right now. :thumbup:
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Joke's on him.  You'll probably be his landlord by next month, tops.

 
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If one of the candidates made a commercial where their opponent was photo shopped to look like a scary clown, I would vote for that person.

 
Condolences Sweet J.  Sometimes I think the only real part of heaven is the place where people remember us in a glowing way as you remember your Dad. Best to you and yours. 

 
I bought a one way ticket to Los Angeles because it seemed like the thing to do.  I've basically moved into the LAX Westin until some things "transpire".  

 
I think I may have gotten blackout drunk and sold my soul.  Went out with the 22 year old tonight.  She makes me feel 20 years younger, which would still be too old for her.  There is no other explanation I can think of for her wanting any part of me.

Totally worth it.  

 
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-fish- said:
I think I may have gotten blackout drunk and sold my soul.  Went out with the 22 year old tonight.  She makes me feel 20 years younger, which would still be too old for her.  There is no other explanation I can think of for her wanting any part of me.

Totally worth it.  
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Still have my number?

 
Abraham said:
I bought a one way ticket to Los Angeles because it seemed like the thing to do.  I've basically moved into the LAX Westin until some things "transpire".  
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is that the one with the throwback tropical pool?  with the palapas and the pastel light show in the pool?  if so, get down there.  eager doesn't begin to describe the atmosphere at the pool.

 
mr. furley said:
i've never bought this excuse from people
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It happened to me when I moved from Samsung Galaxy to an iPhone. AT&T has an app that is supposed to migrate all of your contacts over. It sort of worked, sort of didn't. Many came over, but not all.

So now I have to keep the old Galaxy phone in a drawer next to my computer and pull it out and plug it in periodically to look up a contact. Really convenient.

 
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