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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (22 Viewers)

tommyboy said:
Need some ideas how to get revenge on this guy.

Two nights ago coming down the mountain from skiing my bill and myself and two of my kids and two of his kids are in his van going 55 in the left lane on an icy road. All of a sudden a pick up and trailer going 75 pass on the right and veer straight into our lane, nearly side swiping us by inches. 

We follow the guy to his house. We know who he is, his business and his residence. 

He got out of his truck with a pistol in his hoodie front pocket, walked up to the driver side door and cocked the gun. I ripped into him about his horrible driving and he was defiant saying it was our fault for being in the fast lane.

I basically want to make this guys life miserable, any help is appreciate
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Well if you road-rage follow him home and let him shoot you, your brother in law, and your four kids to death it will definitely ruin his life.

 
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General Malaise said:
Is cholera the one where you die of skinny jeans, beard pathogines and irony?
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Even better

The primary symptoms of cholera are profuse diarrhea and vomiting of clear fluid.[12]These symptoms usually start suddenly, half a day to five days after ingestion of the bacteria.[13] The diarrhea is frequently described as "rice water" in nature and may have a fishy odor.[12] An untreated person with cholera may produce 10 to 20 litres (3 to 5 US gal) of diarrhea a day

 
I was just reading a story about a woman who owned a dog that was "mentally challenged".   The story mentioned a simple 3 step dog IQ test.  So I told the wife about it.  Of course we decided to give the test to our dumb dogs.

Both of the passed the first test...do they respond to their name?

The next step was to put a blanket on the dog.  Normal dogs will fight to remove the blanket.  Again both dogs passed (although tandog had to think about it for a minute because he likes to burrow when he naps).

Third test is to show them one of their treats, put it on the floor, and then put a cup over it.  Non-morons will paw at the cup or knock over or bark/gesture for you to get it for them.

So wife and I go from the living room into the kitchen to try this.  Tandog follows us.  I shake the box of doggie biscuits so that the other dog will come into the kitchen (normally that sound would cause him to haul his fat ###) but he doesn't come.  I do it again.  Still no dog.

I look into the living room and the little ******* has his front paws up on the coffee table and he's helping himself to one of the Christmas cookies that were sitting there on a plate.  

Turns out he's smarter than all three of us.

 
proninja said:
Actually pulled this line at the extended family Christmas last night. My uncle had a heart attack and a separate scare this year. Told him we had a wizard of oz thing going on, he's all "I've got no heart" and I'm all "I've got no brain" 
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Nice.  My wife probably wouldn't appreciate me saying our dog is a coward and she's got no brain.  Otherwise I'd use it.

 
I don't know anything about rehab (obviously).  When you go away to detox and rehab for an addiction to prescription pain meds, do you also quit drinking?  Or is it one vice at a time?   

 
Totally being serious here for a minute.......

I'd like to apologize to Tanner. Not sure exactly what I did, however I think it was politics. I'm truly sorry GB, never meant to cause any hard feelings.

 
Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
I was just reading a story about a woman who owned a dog that was "mentally challenged".   The story mentioned a simple 3 step dog IQ test.  So I told the wife about it.  Of course we decided to give the test to our dumb dogs.

Both of the passed the first test...do they respond to their name?

The next step was to put a blanket on the dog.  Normal dogs will fight to remove the blanket.  Again both dogs passed (although tandog had to think about it for a minute because he likes to burrow when he naps).

Third test is to show them one of their treats, put it on the floor, and then put a cup over it.  Non-morons will paw at the cup or knock over or bark/gesture for you to get it for them.

So wife and I go from the living room into the kitchen to try this.  Tandog follows us.  I shake the box of doggie biscuits so that the other dog will come into the kitchen (normally that sound would cause him to haul his fat ###) but he doesn't come.  I do it again.  Still no dog.

I look into the living room and the little ******* has his front paws up on the coffee table and he's helping himself to one of the Christmas cookies that were sitting there on a plate.  

Turns out he's smarter than all three of us.
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Now imagine that plate had brownies from Portland. 

 
General Malaise said:
Watched one episode of this and set the DVR to record the series.  She's an awfully brave lady and I hope she helps take this cult down.  

Also, I think she could get it.
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Same.  On all counts.

 
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