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When I was young and foolish, and had only been married a few years, my wife and I separated briefly.  Just a few months or so, but I thought we were over - so did she.  We got over it.  But in the meantime, I had fallen into a deep infatuation with a woman I knew - a good friend.  Really, it felt like I was madly in love with her.  Part of that being the newness of it, part the unbelievable physical part of it, part the fact that she had apparently been madly in love with me for years.  When my wife and I got back together, I ended it, we moved on, and that was that - but I still think of her from time to time.  Really an incredible woman, and the one who is my "I wonder what would have happened if..." when I'm drunk.

I guess she killed herself today.  Purposeful overdose.

#### 2016.

 
Henry Ford said:
When I was young and foolish, and had only been married a few years, my wife and I separated briefly.  Just a few months or so, but I thought we were over - so did she.  We got over it.  But in the meantime, I had fallen into a deep infatuation with a woman I knew - a good friend.  Really, it felt like I was madly in love with her.  Part of that being the newness of it, part the unbelievable physical part of it, part the fact that she had apparently been madly in love with me for years.  When my wife and I got back together, I ended it, we moved on, and that was that - but I still think of her from time to time.  Really an incredible woman, and the one who is my "I wonder what would have happened if..." when I'm drunk.

I guess she killed herself today.  Purposeful overdose.

#### 2016.
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Oof

 
Henry Ford said:
When I was young and foolish, and had only been married a few years, my wife and I separated briefly.  Just a few months or so, but I thought we were over - so did she.  We got over it.  But in the meantime, I had fallen into a deep infatuation with a woman I knew - a good friend.  Really, it felt like I was madly in love with her.  Part of that being the newness of it, part the unbelievable physical part of it, part the fact that she had apparently been madly in love with me for years.  When my wife and I got back together, I ended it, we moved on, and that was that - but I still think of her from time to time.  Really an incredible woman, and the one who is my "I wonder what would have happened if..." when I'm drunk.

I guess she killed herself today.  Purposeful overdose.

#### 2016.
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Damn

 
Also, I'd deny it in person, but unquestionably the hottest woman I've ever seen naked in person.  And freaky as hell but not insane outside of the bedroom.  Had no idea how hot she was. Total unicorn.  Never married and called me once a year.  For the first decade asked me if I was single yet every time.

 
proninja said:
:kicksrock:  

That sucks HF
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Not anymore she doesn't.  Also, calling her "that" is a little misogynistic, don't you think?

Thanks.  It's not like we had been together in decades, just... tough to realize how old we are.  How many doors have closed.  

 
Ignoramus said:
Dammit.  I thought that HF story would have a much happier ending.

Sorry, GB.
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If it helps, there were many happy endings years ago.  

I guess I'm realizing on some level I also thought it would have a happier ending some day.  Weird.  

 
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proninja said:
I just ventured into the moderation thread briefly, and boy, I am really glad that I just can't be bothered to read pages upon pages of people bickering about the moderation anymore. 

I just don't understand how actual adults care that much. 
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"Actual adults" are a vanishing breed.

 
When it comes to matters of the heart, you might say Henry Ford......

O-O--

(those are sunglasses)

Moooooooooooooooooves right along.

YEAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Too soon?  Sorry buddy.

 
Remember Thelma and Louise? "You want to go from Oklahoma to Mexico, but you don't want to go through Texas?"  That's how I feel about Texas these days.

 
Henry Ford said:
Afraid Beaumont's a touch of a hike for me, but I'll be with you in spirit.  Also, I only go to Texas if there's a warrant.
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Its halfway between Galveston and your #### hole.

And the shark move is to NOT go to states with a warrant. I avoided Utah for a decade in the 80s90s

 
cosjobs said:
Its halfway between Galveston and your #### hole.

And the shark move is to NOT go to states with a warrant. I avoided Utah for a decade in the 80s90s
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I'm not sure where I've given you the impression that I live, but Beaumont's about 3.5 hours from me on a good day I'm afraid.  

 
Henry Ford said:
I'm not sure where I've given you the impression that I live, but Beaumont's about 3.5 hours from me on a good day I'm afraid.  
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Yep. Same from Galveston.

But seeing as how you have a pig heart and everything, I might force myself to drive  all the way to Lake Charles. 

 
cosjobs said:
Yep. Same from Galveston.

But seeing as how you have a pig heart and everything, I might force myself to drive  all the way to Lake Charles. 
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I love you, but I'm very serious that I'm never meeting anyone from the internet.  Again, totally love you.  

 
Henry Ford said:
I'm socially anxious and gargoyle-ish.  I only meet new people when I plan on humiliating them in court or humiliating others for them in court.
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Like I didn't see that for forever.

I just thought you might be bummed from the ex-almost the Trump PTSD and want to do some libtard drunk-bonding.

 
In all seriousness, I do think everyone in this thread is awesome.  I also have crippling anxiety and other issues that keep me from being willing to meet anyone from this board anywhere ever.  I've discussed vaguely over the years, but it's borderline autism spectrum how hard it is for me to be a person when I'm not lawying.  It's best for me to not be around normal people. 

 
But of the literally hundreds of people I've spoken to online, you're totally the most tempted I've been to meet up other than a blonde with a lazy eye who offered to show me how giraffes bang.

 
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