GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (16 Viewers)

[Binky The Doormat]

Chicken Biscuits

Vegetable Thins - I was so proud when I started loving these as a kid.  I hated vegetables.  

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Better Cheddars are an underrated cracker

 

[the rover]

I have a bad feeling about the "women's march" thread, so not going to look. 

but- 39pages? is it basically a bunch of yabos whining about the protest?

it's a freaking toboggle

 

[mr. furley]

been on a horchata kick lately when i pick up tacos

at $3.00 a glass, i thought maybe trying store bought varities might make some sense. 

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Klass-Horchata-Rice-Flour-Drink-Mix-450-g/10317697

wal-mart is ripping people off. picked up this same package at a different grocery for about $4. actually pretty tasty all things considered.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

If you're carb free, my guess is you talk plenty about carbs as well. Almost as bad as vegans.

No. Nobody is as bad as vegans. Not heroin dealers. Not human traffickers. Not dolphin rapists. 

Nobody.

 

[strykerpks]

If you don't think the Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuits and a good port wine cheese spread are a snacky gift from the heavens then I don't think we can be friends

 

[Frostillicus]

Better Cheddars are an underrated cracker

Big fan.

 

[the rover]

No. Nobody is as bad as vegans. Not heroin dealers. Not human traffickers. Not dolphin rapists. 

Nobody.

Crossfit 

 

[Frostillicus]

If you don't think the Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuits and a good port wine cheese spread are a snacky gift from the heavens then I don't think we can be friends

Big fan.

 

[the rover]

And Stanford alums.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Crossfit 

Crossfitters and Paleo diet enthusiasts are close, but still not as bad as vegans.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Crossfit 

And Stanford alums.

Half marathoners.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

maybe he was in the mood for some bad pizza

Posted on FB that the they are going to get some authentic Chicago pizza.

 

[the rover]

been on a horchata kick lately when i pick up tacos

at $3.00 a glass, i thought maybe trying store bought varities might make some sense. 

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Klass-Horchata-Rice-Flour-Drink-Mix-450-g/10317697

wal-mart is ripping people off. picked up this same package at a different grocery for about $4. actually pretty tasty all things considered.

Do you mix that with milk or water?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I can't help but feel like the dolphin rapists are unfairly lumped into this crowd. 

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I can't help but feel like the dolphin rapists are unfairly lumped into this crowd. 

I'm still trying to figure out if he was referring to people that rape dolphins, or dolphins that rape people.

 

[mr. furley]

Do you mix that with milk or water?

directions say water but adding milk is also an option

i made 2 quarts with water and added a half cup of milk

 

[El Floppo]

Half marathoners.

Especially the ones who can't crack 1:40

 

[mr roboto]

Crossfit 

Who eat paleo. 

 

[mr roboto]

I'm still trying to figure out if he was referring to people that rape dolphins, or dolphins that rape people.

 this thread has gotten ####### weird

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

"gotten"

 

[mr roboto]

"gotten"

Was that wrong?

 

[psychobillies]

Somebody needs to make a chart showing the relationship between dong size and how much something like a women's march upsets you.

LOOK AT ME AND MY UN TINY PENIS!!!

 

[GroveDiesel]

I'm still trying to figure out if he was referring to people that rape dolphins, or dolphins that rape people.

Pretty clearly the latter: Dolphin rapist

 

[shuke]

The OA 

What's this?

 

[cosjobs]

What's this?

The OA is a fairly new Netflix series. Did not intrigue me much from the synopsis, but I gave it a shot and it sucked me in pretty good. Fun blend of drama, scifi, fantasy, mystery. Unusual in that when it was over, I felt a little better about things/life. 

 

[shuke]

I hate Wheat Thins.  But I would rather eat a Wheat Thin out of shuke's butt crack the morning after taco and tequila night at the Moose Lodge than even sniff a single Club Cracker.

Call me

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Call me

Pretty sure I'm never going into the Eat Off thread ever again

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm still trying to figure out if he was referring to people that rape dolphins, or dolphins that rape people.

Isn't it obvious?

 

[bentley]

And Stanford alums.

I'm forced to deal with a lady that has degrees from Harvard and Stanford on community issues with some regularity and she's so...insufferable.

 

[heckmanm]

Chicken in a Biskit. I’ve never had these. Do they taste like chicken bullion? That sounds okay.

Loved these as a kid.  I'm sure I'd be :X  if I actually ever looked at the ingredients.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Loved these as a kid.  I'm sure I'd be :X  if I actually ever looked at the ingredients.

They don't taste as good as they used to.  I'm sure the hippies got some sort of delicious ingredient outlawed 

 

[Sammy3469]

whatever direction this goes, I think we can all agree that gluten free crackers are miserable cardboard pimples on the ### of the culinary world.

FU...these things rule:

https://nuts.com/images/auto/801x534/assets/0f86ddf2e814b886.jpg

and these are perfectly fine as well:

http://kame.com/category/products/rice-crackers/

 

[Osaurus]

Rice crackers are solid.  

 

[Henry Ford]

been on a horchata kick lately when i pick up tacos

at $3.00 a glass, i thought maybe trying store bought varities might make some sense. 

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Klass-Horchata-Rice-Flour-Drink-Mix-450-g/10317697

wal-mart is ripping people off. picked up this same package at a different grocery for about $4. actually pretty tasty all things considered.

Homemade horchata is super cheap and easy to make.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Homemade horchata is super cheap and easy to make.

I have experimented some and had some decent results, but have yet to find a "perfect" recipe.

 

[Sammy3469]

Rice crackers are solid.  

I've come to the conclusion that the Japanese know what they are doing with almost all non-dessert consumable rice products.  The desserts are an acquired taste.  

 

[Henry Ford]

I have experimented some and had some decent results, but have yet to find a "perfect" recipe.

I've got a huge batch recipe I pulled from a site a few years ago. 

let the rice set for at least 3 hours in the liquid to get soft and then blend it until it's completely smooth and there are no rice pieces. Sometimes this takes 10 minutes of blending (it depends on how long it has soaked). There is no need to strain it if you blend it right because it should essentially become rice flour in water and that's what gives it the right texture. Regular sugar should dissolve just fine, but can make with simple syrup instead (and lower amount of water used then). Can use fresh whole milk instead of the evaporated.

1.5 cups rice3 tsp ground cinnamonpinch ground cloves1.5 tsp vanilla extract1 tsp salt1 can evaporated milk.5 can sweetened condensed milk2.5 cups sugarenough water to make 7 liters of horchata

(I don't use the cloves)

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody here ever try to fling a Ritz cracker after the famous thread on Ole Yeller?  Be honest, we're in the trust tree here.

 

[kevzilla]

Fling them into my mouth, sure. 

 

[heckmanm]

FU...these things rule:

https://nuts.com/images/auto/801x534/assets/0f86ddf2e814b886.jpg

and these are perfectly fine as well:

http://kame.com/category/products/rice-crackers/

Brown rice Triscuit, however, are gawd-awful.

 

[mr. furley]

Homemade horchata is super cheap and easy to make.

i'm a very important and busy citizen, friend, albeit not one rich enough to afford a butler to make me horchata.

 

[mr. furley]

Anybody here ever try to fling a Ritz cracker after the famous thread on Ole Yeller?  Be honest, we're in the trust tree here.

some of the beer guys and i had setup plans for a Ritz throwing contest during/after the Great Taste of the Midwest a few years back

that plan failed to come to fruition

i blame beer

@urbanhack @The Gator @Nucular George @coldchill 

 

[Sammy3469]

Brown rice Triscuit, however, are gawd-awful.

I haven't had a Triscuit in about 20 years, so I have point of reference.  We're big cheese eaters and like the Kame plain ones for their neutral taste, agreeable salt content, and super crunch

 

[kevzilla]

1) Go to the liquor store and buy RumChata. 

b) Mix 50/50 with your favorite iced coffee drink. 

€) Swill that #### like there's no tomorrow. 

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Homemade horchata is super cheap and easy to make.

can you post a recipe or link to one?

 

[Henry Ford]

can you post a recipe or link to one?

Wait for it.

 

[El Floppo]

FU...these things rule:

https://nuts.com/images/auto/801x534/assets/0f86ddf2e814b886.jpg

and these are perfectly fine as well:

http://kame.com/category/products/rice-crackers/

notebooked.

tbh, there's a store below me (union market) that sells all this gluten free stuff for a lot of money. whenever we have guests, they always pick up cheese and crackers down there and we end up having to use up all of our good crackers because that gluten-free crap they bought goes unused, other than a couple of stragglers with bites taken out of them. I'll admit- wasn't thinking about the rice-crackers which I'll enjoy if hungry enough (the wasabi ones are always good). not sure what that first link is... offal?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

1) Go to the liquor store and buy RumChata. 

b) Mix 50/50 with your favorite iced coffee drink. 

€) Swill that #### like there's no tomorrow. 

I prefer to mix it with bailey's or vodka or kaluah and maybe a splash of cream 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Also good with honey jack