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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

mr. furley said:
any of you guys go to school with a group bathroom where one dude would dump pails of cold water on people in the toilet stalls?
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no.

I did to school with a group bathroom where every weekend an engineer- never the same one- would pass out overnight in a pool of his own vomit in one of the stalls. every weekend.

 
Spam mail I received today:

We could really use your help right now..not tomorrow, but right friggin now. A group of Married Women are going to KILL us if you do not help! We have more female members on our AFFAIRS dating community than men to sleep with them. These women are DEMANDING that we bring them more men for them to sleep with. You see, these women are married and they only have a few days to themselves before their husbands come home. So the only option we have right now is to give away 425 free-memberships to any man that wants one. We would typically charge you for a membership, but these women are yelling at us for not having enough men to go around. If we give you a membership to our sex-dating community will you please sleep with some of these women? 

Press here to get your pass. 

Hurry and get started so these women will calm the heck down. Make sure to be smart and always use protection when sleeping with any woman.

 
kevzilla said:
Spam mail I received today:

We could really use your help right now..not tomorrow, but right friggin now. A group of Married Women are going to KILL us if you do not help! We have more female members on our AFFAIRS dating community than men to sleep with them. These women are DEMANDING that we bring them more men for them to sleep with. You see, these women are married and they only have a few days to themselves before their husbands come home. So the only option we have right now is to give away 425 free-memberships to any man that wants one. We would typically charge you for a membership, but these women are yelling at us for not having enough men to go around. If we give you a membership to our sex-dating community will you please sleep with some of these women? 

Press here to get your pass. 

Hurry and get started so these women will calm the heck down. Make sure to be smart and always use protection when sleeping with any woman.
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seems legit

 
kevzilla said:
Spam mail I received today:

We could really use your help right now..not tomorrow, but right friggin now. A group of Married Women are going to KILL us if you do not help! We have more female members on our AFFAIRS dating community than men to sleep with them. These women are DEMANDING that we bring them more men for them to sleep with. You see, these women are married and they only have a few days to themselves before their husbands come home. So the only option we have right now is to give away 425 free-memberships to any man that wants one. We would typically charge you for a membership, but these women are yelling at us for not having enough men to go around. If we give you a membership to our sex-dating community will you please sleep with some of these women? 

Press here to get your pass. 

Hurry and get started so these women will calm the heck down. Make sure to be smart and always use protection when sleeping with any woman.




 
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I sent this on behalf of my wife and her friends.

Just can't take it anymore.  Seriously, I'm almost 60.  

Sorry, you were on the list we bought.  

 
Two Amish guys were standing outside Union Station today. Not odd, happens all the time, but today was the first time I saw them talking...

...On cell phones

 
Got a fairly substantial check on Monday.  Paid off my truck, paid my partner back on promissory notes from starting our firm, put some money in roverkid's college fund and...it's gone.

 
the rover said:
Got a fairly substantial check on Monday.  Paid off my truck, paid my partner back on promissory notes from starting our firm, put some money in roverkid's college fund and...it's gone.




 
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Well congratulations rover.  Ceeun how you're all flush an all, how about some whiskey and russian hookers?

 
Sammy3469 said:
@shuke and @General Malaise

So apparently this is a thing:

Pick from the following bagel flavors:

•Fruity Pebbles Bagel
•Captain Crunch Bagel
•Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bagel
•Cocoa Puff Bagel
•Tie Dye Bagel
•Flaming Hot Cheetos and Dorito Bagels
•Oreo Bagel

https://www.goldbely.com/the-bagel-nook/18413-bagel-nook-bagel-dozen

https://www.goldbely.com/the-bagel-nook/flaming-hot-cheetos-and-dorito-bagels
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What does a tye dye bagel taste like?  Despite being a gigantic fat turd I don't really care for sweets.  None of those sweet cereal flavors would tempt me.  So, the Cheetoh one I guess.  I am weak for the orange sticks.  Doritos are meh, but Cheetohs are crack for me.

 
General Malaise said:
What does a tye dye bagel taste like? Despite being a gigantic fat turd I don't really care for sweets.  None of those sweet cereal flavors would tempt me.  So, the Cheetoh one I guess.  I am weak for the orange sticks.  Doritos are meh, but Cheetohs are crack for me.
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Patchouli and BO.

 
General Malaise said:
What does a tye dye bagel taste like?  Despite being a gigantic fat turd I don't really care for sweets.  None of those sweet cereal flavors would tempt me.  So, the Cheetoh one I guess.  I am weak for the orange sticks.  Doritos are meh, but Cheetohs are crack for me.
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Like Crunchy Cheese Doodles far better than Cheetdohs

 
General Malaise said:
What does a tye dye bagel taste like?  Despite being a gigantic fat turd I don't really care for sweets.  None of those sweet cereal flavors would tempt me.  So, the Cheetoh one I guess.  I am weak for the orange sticks.  Doritos are meh, but Cheetohs are crack for me.
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I've tried this one when they supposedly broke the internet.

not that great tasting- but look pretty cool. good for kids' birthday parties, but otherwise not something any self-respecting bagel-eating adult would want.

 
Osaurus said:
General Malaise said:
What does a tye dye bagel taste like?  Despite being a gigantic fat turd I don't really care for sweets.  None of those sweet cereal flavors would tempt me.  So, the Cheetoh one I guess.  I am weak for the orange sticks.  Doritos are meh, but Cheetohs are crack for me.
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Like Crunchy Cheese Doodles far better than Cheetdohs
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had a friend in HS who used to go the supermarket across the street at lunch, buy a soft baguette, cream cheese and bag of cheetos for a sandwich. used to give him absolute ####... until I tried it. ridiculously good- but with the caveat that I always high when trying it.

 
guy at work who sends me 12 emails and instant messages with links to..... the dumbest ####.... sent me an mp3 titled "analintruder" today.

absolutely no ####### way on earth i'm opening that at the office. but now it's in my email profile.

i'm no stinking rat but this is a daily occurrence. every day. links to pr0n stories, links to any grotesque poop/sex/anatomy related story or image he can find. every. day. none of it do i open or respond to. it's like he's getting off just on sending the messages. i don't want to know... at this point, anonymous note to HR?

i can't punch him in the face without getting fired but nothing else has worked. he has somewhat changed his focus to CAN YOU IMAGINE!!!?!??! guy (instead of sending me a link then immediately walking to my desk to ask if i'd seen it, or telling me to stop by his desk so he can show me something abhorrent on his machine he does that to ??!??!?!! now) who has also told him to #### off, but that has done nothing but ratchet up the volume for both of us.

not even sure how to explain the dynamic here. 
 

before someone says "have you told him to stop?". yes. multiple times. in a number of ways ranging from nice to threatening. 

he just seems to get off on the idea of there being no way to stop him sending emails (i don't have a way to block them.. corporate policy).

 
mr. furley said:
guy at work who sends me 12 emails and instant messages with links to..... the dumbest ####.... sent me an mp3 titled "analintruder" today.

absolutely no ####### way on earth i'm opening that at the office. but now it's in my email profile.

i'm no stinking rat but this is a daily occurrence. every day. links to pr0n stories, links to any grotesque poop/sex/anatomy related story or image he can find. every. day. none of it do i open or respond to. it's like he's getting off just on sending the messages. i don't want to know... at this point, anonymous note to HR?

i can't punch him in the face without getting fired but nothing else has worked. he has somewhat changed his focus to CAN YOU IMAGINE!!!?!??! guy (instead of sending me a link then immediately walking to my desk to ask if i'd seen it, or telling me to stop by his desk so he can show me something abhorrent on his machine he does that to ??!??!?!! now) who has also told him to #### off, but that has done nothing but ratchet up the volume for both of us.

not even sure how to explain the dynamic here. 
 

before someone says "have you told him to stop?". yes. multiple times. in a number of ways ranging from nice to threatening. 

he just seems to get off on the idea of there being no way to stop him sending emails (i don't have a way to block them.. corporate policy).
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Email IT advising them that you think someone has either hacked or given a virus to your co-worker because you keep getting horrible stuff from him. 

 
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