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bostonfred said:
Let me start by saying that you shouldn't overeat.  But none of us are perfect and sometimes you might eat more than you'd planned.  If you're ever going to overeat, though, then let me just suggest, don't do it at breakfast.  It screws up your whole day. But if you are going to overeat at breakfast, choose eggs or waffles or even bacon.  What you should not choose, if you're going to overeat at breakfast, which I definitely don't recommend, is yogurt.  And specifically, don't start with a big coffee and then eat too much probiotic yogurt without realizing that's what you're eating.  And knowing that, I'd really appreciate if the yogurt industry could stop calling it probiotic yogurt and just call it the yogurt that will make your stomach expand to the size of a yoga ball and cause waves of pain until you #### yourself if you eat too much.  Because that kind of information might have really helped someone who might have been thinking ooh this new yogurt my wife bought is pretty good, but not, I should keep a spare pair of pants and underwear in the trunk of my car at all times from now on. 
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Should have gone with French toast.  With syrup.

 
Gambled at Planet Hollywood, Paris, Bally's, Bellagio and Cosmo tonight. Up a couple hundo, plus schwasted. Pretty good little day. Did I mention we dropped $257 in the dispensary right off the top?

 
Does anybody else have a friend who sends out calendar notifications via email when you agree to meet them at a bar in the early afternoon?  That's weird, right?  

I agreed to meet my buddy for a pint at BWW on Dec. 15th at 2pm.  We agreed to this via text.  He sends me an email appointment immediately.  What the F? 

 
General Malaise said:
Does anybody else have a friend who sends out calendar notifications via email when you agree to meet them at a bar in the early afternoon?  That's weird, right?  

I agreed to meet my buddy for a pint at BWW on Dec. 15th at 2pm.  We agreed to this via text.  He sends me an email appointment immediately.  What the F? 
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I'll do it for lunches if it's not the same day.  I'm old and need reminders.  Also, I want that spot taken on my calendar so someone doesn't schedule a meeting at that time.

 
shuke said:
I'll do it for lunches if it's not the same day.  I'm old and need reminders.  Also, I want that spot taken on my calendar so someone doesn't schedule a meeting at that time.
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That's so weird.  So if you and I agree to meet down the street for a beer, you're sending me an outlook reminder?

 
General Malaise said:
That's so weird.  So if you and I agree to meet down the street for a beer, you're sending me an outlook reminder?
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Sorry, no.  If it's during the work day, I'll put it in my own calendar.  I wouldn't send you an invite.  I guess that is what you found weird.  

 
Working from home today and somehow Who wants to be a Millionaire is on in the background.  Do the producers tell contestants to think out loud about 1 answer for 1/2 hour?

This is like shoe shopping with my wife.

 
shuke said:
Sorry, no.  If it's during the work day, I'll put it in my own calendar.  I wouldn't send you an invite.  I guess that is what you found weird.  
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Yeah, that's what I'm finding odd about it.  He just called me, changed the date on me and sent me another outlook appointment request.  This is just to go have a beer at 2pm.  On a Thursday.  There will be little to no talk about business.  Whackadoo.

 
From: f****itt@a^^^^^nds.com [mailto:fshukelikespenis@hisbuttsmellss.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 07, 2017 11:31 AM
To: 'Shuke, Jason'
Subject: Declined: Post at FBG - **** eater
When: Thursday, December 07, 2017 2:30 PM-2:35 PM (UTC-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada).
Where: Your butt
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:lmao:

 
General Malaise said:
Does anybody else have a friend who sends out calendar notifications via email when you agree to meet them at a bar in the early afternoon?  That's weird, right?  

I agreed to meet my buddy for a pint at BWW on Dec. 15th at 2pm.  We agreed to this via text.  He sends me an email appointment immediately.  What the F? 
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That is really weird. He's got plenty of time to get the invitation mailed out. Maybe he's had issues with his print shop.

 
Chemical X said:
Working from home today and somehow Who wants to be a Millionaire is on in the background.  Do the producers tell contestants to think out loud about 1 answer for 1/2 hour?

This is like shoe shopping with my wife.
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Well, I know people don't normally eat snow shoes for breakfast.........hmmm, beef lo mein and chicken cordon bleu could certainly do in a pinch............but I'm going to say omelette, final answer.

 
Chemical X said:
Working from home today and somehow Who wants to be a Millionaire is on in the background.  Do the producers tell contestants to think out loud about 1 answer for 1/2 hour?

This is like shoe shopping with my wife.
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They probably do.  That show was always about the "drama" and not the actual skills/acumen of the contestants.  Drives me crazy.

Regis/Meredith/Whatever:  For $100 complete the following nursery rhyme 'Old __________ had a farm. E-I-E-I...."

Contestant:  Farm

Regis/Meredith/Whatever:  You don't want to wait for the choices?

Contestant:  No.  It's FARM.  

Regis/Meredith/Whatever:  So A: house   B: wife   C: farm D: Buick

Contestant:  FARM.  C.  FARM

Regis/Meredith/Whatever:  You don't want to think about...

Contestant:  IT'S FARM. Mother####ing Farm.  Let's pick up the pace here.

PLEASE IGNORE.  I'M STUPID

 
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McJose said:
They probably do.  That show was always about the "drama" and not the actual skills/acumen of the contestants.  Drives me crazy.

Regis/Meredith/Whatever:  For $100 complete the following nursery rhyme 'Old __________ had a farm. E-I-E-I...."

Contestant:  Farm

Regis/Meredith/Whatever:  You don't want to wait for the choices?

Contestant:  No.  It's FARM.  

Regis/Meredith/Whatever:  So A: house   B: wife   C: farm D: Buick

Contestant:  FARM.  C.  FARM

Regis/Meredith/Whatever:  You don't want to think about...

Contestant:  IT'S FARM. Mother####ing Farm.  Let's pick up the pace here.
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well my wife did have a farm and her family emigrated in the 1700s.  Funny story, back then (insert abe simpson story here.....................), snooze.

 
McJose said:
They probably do.  That show was always about the "drama" and not the actual skills/acumen of the contestants.  Drives me crazy.

Regis/Meredith/Whatever:  For $100 complete the following nursery rhyme 'Old __________ had a farm. E-I-E-I...."

Contestant:  Farm

Regis/Meredith/Whatever:  You don't want to wait for the choices?

Contestant:  No.  It's FARM.  

Regis/Meredith/Whatever:  So A: house   B: wife   C: farm D: Buick

Contestant:  FARM.  C.  FARM

Regis/Meredith/Whatever:  You don't want to think about...

Contestant:  IT'S FARM. Mother####ing Farm.  Let's pick up the pace here.
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It's either "MacDonald" or "O", depending on how you interpret "complete".  It sure as hell ain't "FARM".

 
McJose said:
This.

The wife loves it for some reason.  She has horrible taste, obviously.
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Maybe, but maybe she knows you're a monster and is using you for the free labor in the summer.

I don’t get the bread pudding hate. 

 
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5-ish Finkle said:
"Look, pig.  You dont like me and I dont like you.  Im just gonna start doing this (opens and closes mouth mimicking gobbling/chewing something) and you get eaten it's your own fault!"
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seems like a reasonable scenario. im just not quite ready to pay 5 gees for delicious, fresh ham and the disdain of my wife and daughter. 

 
Cal has been screwing the pooch in Engrish lately because they have to do an oral presentation every other week.  Just freaks out and refuses to do it.  He had one today and thankfully the overpaid teachers at his school alerted me to it.  This is my wheelhouse, yo.  Hate to see him struggle but it's like being Walter Payton and your kid can't throw a fastball.

He came home from school yesterday and asked him to first rehearse in front of his little brother.  Cal helps Dylan with everything when it comes to school so he owes him one. He said he had it down and fine.  I requested that he give his speech to me. He did, nervous and stammering.  Not Cal.  I told him I've been though this, he isn't looking at this right. You are just telling a story, not giving a speech. A story that people want to hear.  Look at your audience, in the eye, left to right, slowly.

He read it again. I praised him for a job well done. I said he should memorize it because it would be easy for him. He said he didn't want to, would just read it from the script. I didn't give him hell.  Just a hug and kiss.

I had a long conference today and wasn't going to come home because I had other, um, obligations. but was anxious to see how he did.

He memorized it. Crushed it.

 
@krista4 Cal is more like me and you. Dylan is who we wish we were.

ETA

Really not cool to lump myself with K4 who has accomplished so much. Not cool at all. I'm not even close. I meant....I don't know

 
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