mr. furley
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yes but part of it is also that i'm generally an insufferable monster, myself@mr fruley you live in a different world than I do. It’s fascinating.
yes but part of it is also that i'm generally an insufferable monster, myself@mr fruley you live in a different world than I do. It’s fascinating.
BWHAAAAAAAHAAAAA ...omg, I choked on my drink.
If you do this and record/share it - you will receive $500 in my will.there's an absolutely insufferable ##### at the office who shows up at least an hour late every day. comes and goes as he pleases. takes more vacation/sick days than even the lady who has been here 40 years...all around a pretty entitled guy in general.
we share a building with an outpatient opthalmologist and a lawyer's office that seems to specialize in dealing with the elderly. thus all spots near the main office door are handicapped or reserved for the elderly customers who frequent these two businesses.
only this entitled sack of donuts parks in one of those spots every single day when he rolls up late... because all the available spots are "too far away". he's otherwise able-bodied.. just doesn't want to walk.
i'm going to lay some chunks of metal i found under all 4 of his tires![]()
sweet, metal shards in your cereal next week!If you do this and record/share it - you will receive $500 in my will.
now this, i can relate too!meanwhile my kid is making fart noises with her "leg pits"
The Jets may want to drug check their new head coach.unconnected to any prior conversation, but I found this to be pretty funny.
This was implied, right?you're really reading wrong.
first part for sure. but nobody in there is saying anything in there about that second part. they definitely do (myself included) have screwy goggles on about how funny what their kid said or did actually might be to somebody outside of the family, but nobody's posting about thinking highly of their kids there. most of it is stuff about what complete morons our kids are....except for MY kids who are perfect, scarf-wearing overachievers.
I believe this just as much as I believe you had some guy sprint into your office today, guffaw a dozen times while trying to make some kind of double entendre with the name "Mahomes" ("More like "MA-HOMOS", amiright?!"), then do twelve wildcats between your desk and the door before engaging you in a tête-à-tête over the last 12-year-old Moon Pie remaining in the snack machine before ear-windmilling/ripping his shirt in half from the neck down while "Real American" cranked from his iPhone on his way out.there's an absolutely insufferable ##### at the office who shows up at least an hour late every day. comes and goes as he pleases. takes more vacation/sick days than even the lady who has been here 40 years...all around a pretty entitled guy in general.
we share a building with an outpatient opthalmologist and a lawyer's office that seems to specialize in dealing with the elderly. thus all spots near the main office door are handicapped or reserved for the elderly customers who frequent these two businesses.
only this entitled sack of donuts parks in one of those spots every single day when he rolls up late... because all the available spots are "too far away". he's otherwise able-bodied.. just doesn't want to walk.
i'm going to lay some chunks of metal i found under all 4 of his tires![]()
I think he's a lizard person.What in the actual **** is going on there???![]()
I would have straight up fired him at the press conference, he looks... touchedI think he's a lizard person.
I like that they let her ride around drinking wine from a Pringles can for 2.5 early morning hours before making the call. These are my people.
They're in Wichita Falls, Texas, and we really wish you would come and get them.I like that they let her ride around drinking wine from a Pringles can for 2.5 early morning hours before making the call. These are my people.
this actually, actually happened todayI believe this just as much as I believe you had some guy sprint into your office today, guffaw a dozen times while trying to make some kind of double entendre with the name "Mahomes" ("More like "MA-HOMOS", amiright?!"), then do twelve wildcats between your desk and the door before engaging you in a tête-à-tête over the last 12-year-old Moon Pie remaining in the snack machine before ear-windmilling/ripping his shirt in half from the neck down while "Real American" cranked from his iPhone on his way out.
What kind of Pringles?Sooo, drinking wine out of a Pringles can is... frowned upon?
Screenshots, or it didnt happen.this actually, actually happened today![]()
I'm still angry that the dill pickle Pringles got discontinued.What kind of Pringles?
I like that they let her ride around drinking wine from a Pringles can for 2.5 early morning hours before making the call. These are my people.
Sooo, drinking wine out of a Pringles can is... frowned upon?
Expert chimes in https://www.foodandwine.com/news/drink-wine-pringles-canWhat kind of Pringles?
ok, that really did make me laugh out loud like Edith Prickley.
So, like, a normal Tuesday?just killed 5 garlic stuffed olives with lunch
could have eaten 50 more. nobody wants to talk to me now. what an unexpected benefit!
I just bought some the other dayGroveDiesel said:I'm still angry that the dill pickle Pringles got discontinued.
Love those things. Second only to blue cheese among the stuffed olive choices.mr. furley said:just killed 5 garlic stuffed olives with lunch
could have eaten 50 more. nobody wants to talk to me now. what an unexpected benefit!
Well then, I'm so angry that all of the grocery stores in my area stopped carrying dill pickle Pringles.I just bought some the other day
pretty sure you can import them from JapanWell then, I'm so angry that all of the grocery stores in my area stopped carrying dill pickle Pringles.
Good news! The guy that's going to modify my cabinets will take my old fridge and knock $300 off the $1000 it's going to cost to modify my cabinets by 1 inch.A standard refrigerator is 35 3/4 inches wide. Why would anyone build cabinets, including granite countertops, that have an opening of 35 1/4 inches?
small victories.Good news! The guy that's going to modify my cabinets will take my old fridge and knock $300 off the $1000 it's going to cost to modify my cabinets by 1 inch.
No tomacco? Then not interested.pretty sure you can import them from Japan
ketchup, oyster and nicotine flavors too
I think its a sock.Would you please stop waving that towel around?![]()
He mentioned it was crusty.I think its a sock.Would you please stop waving that towel around?![]()
Congrats on your success https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/agoq22/kids_built_a_ramp/Crushed it.
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Jesus, man. So sorry it's come down like this. You're a good father and I wish for the best results.Roverkid having a problem with a teacher who doesn't want to follow the Section 504 plan. Teacher even accused her of cheating, which is ridiculous because she's allowed open notes on her tests as part of the plan. Spoke to the counselor today and said if they don't handle it I'll be taking legal action.
sounds like, at best, awful communication from the school officers down to her teachers.Roverkid having a problem with a teacher who doesn't want to follow the Section 504 plan. Teacher even accused her of cheating, which is ridiculous because she's allowed open notes on her tests as part of the plan. Spoke to the counselor today and said if they don't handle it I'll be taking legal action.
I think when Rude bumped the Ritz cracker thread he broke the board. I made that post and hit submit and it posted it three times, and then changed the spaces to those A's with the symbol over them. I wouldn't know how to type that if I tried.Jesus, man. So sorry it's come down like this. You're a good father and I wish for the best results.
What the hell happened in your first post with the weird As?
This is just bizarre.Roverkid having a problem with a teacher who doesn't want to follow the Section 504 plan. Teacher even accused her of cheating, which is ridiculous because she's allowed open notes on her tests as part of the plan. Spoke to the counselor today and said if they don't handle it I'll be taking legal action.
It isn't a communication issue. The teacher was at the meeting, where she was instructed by the principal to follow the plan. All of the teachers have a copy and are updated after each doctor appointment. She's just a piece of work.sounds like, at best, awful communication from the school officers down to her teachers.
have you enlisted a Hennepin Co. attorney to send a stern letter?
She's about to have summers off permanently if she keeps this up.This is just bizarre.