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tried on a sweatshirt today that was a bit on the snug side. made my wife give me her thoughts since she can't just say anything straight. i'm always curious to hear how she'll try to say "i ####### hate that. don't." without actually saying it.

she says "it's.... a little..... revealing, i guess. i'm not comfortable with seeing your nipples that much."

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

of course i bought it
I managed a punk band named "Nipples Through A Sweatshirt" back in the mid-70s.  

 
How many of you guys have Monday off for MLK day?
My employer gives us the day off, but the company for which I do my work does not.  It's the opposite with the day after Thanksgiving.  As usual, I consider myself "employed" for the day by whichever one gives the day off.

 
I’m a consultant so we never get MLK off, but decided to take the day off since Mrs. O is off and my craptop is being re-imaged since IT isn’t really allowed to fix minor things per group policy.  So dumb, but glad to be off.

 
Is Stryper headlining?
Christian rock show checklist!!!

- Super tight shoes

- Dress code, Males: Pegged jeans (acid washed at your discretion) and age appropriate, scripture-branded concert tee (age appropriate positive messages also acceptable,  e.g. "When I die, I'm gonna rock HEAVEN not HELL!!!", etc)

- Dress code, Females: Floor length skirt (shorter skirt with leggings/boots also acceptable), ABSOLUTELY NO BARE ANKLES/SHOULDERS, YOU HARLOT!

- Hairstyle, Males: Jordan Knight pompadour and/or the "Rex Humbard"

- Hairstyle, Females: Whatever it is, it had better be past your shoulders, Tammy Faye.

- "King James' Top 50 Bible Albums" app (with the riffs of our Lord in red, of course)

- 50 print outs of the lyrics to "To Hell With the Devil!!!"

 
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So, for the past week my 28 year old furnace has defied all attempts to revive it and we ended up replacing (it was well past it’s time but I was hoping to do it in the spring between heating and cooling season, but it was not to be).

It got down to like 14 with -20 wind chills over the weekend. With a combination of space heaters, extra blankets, and snuggly dogs, we endured and kept it livable, but cold in any room without a heater. Kids were fine. Tried my best to ship my wife off to her sisters, or my moms, or a hotel with the kids and said I would bunker down with the dogs and keep the space heaters running since there was only one I was comfortable running with nobody home. She declined and said she’d tough it out, but pretty much refused to come out from under the electric blanket for the duration.

10 minutes after the furnace guy leaves and the new high efficiency furnace is humming along:

Wife: I’m hot.

Me: ####

 
Oh and it rarely gets below 40 here. Next week it will be 70.

Wife posted something today on FB about an electric blanket that you can use in the car.  Lol.

Oh...get this...she lived outside of Philly for a couple of years as a kid.  She always talks about how awesome it was. 

 
balls, ref in the UNLV v New Mexico game just got inadvertantly kicked right on the ends of the fingers. broke or dislocated instantly.

hate to see that

 
Night 2 went better.   My nose is sore around the nostrils though.

If this has what's been making me a miserable ******* all the time, I'm going to not tell my wife and stay miserable.

I wake up way better, instead of struggling to wake up and  don't want to rush home just to go to bed,  YET.

So far I've noticed a difference

 
I can’t fathom sleeping with one of those things 
I couldnt either.   I probably should have tried the dental thingy they also recommended.   But  I know my lack of sleep was definitely starting to affect the rest of my life.  So I'm willing to try anything at this point.

 
Roverkid update:  after the principal met with her French teacher, he decided that it would be untenable for her to have to take her class for the next 3.5 years, so she's switching to a self-study online course for the rest of high school.   

Finals are this week.   Looks like she's managed to pass all of her classes even though she has something like 300 reported class absences for the semester.

 
Roverkid update:  after the principal met with her French teacher, he decided that it would be untenable for her to have to take her class for the next 3.5 years, so she's switching to a self-study online course for the rest of high school.   

Finals are this week.   Looks like she's managed to pass all of her classes even though she has something like 300 reported class absences for the semester.
that's a pretty amazing kid there fish.  

 
I’m at MSP, where I just heard the following announcements:

”Paging ‘Po-tah-to’ or ‘Po-tay-to’ Pratt, please dial 201 from a red courtesy phone.”

[a few minutes pass]

”Paging ‘Tah-co’ or ‘Tay-co’ Pratt, please dial 201 from a red courtesy phone.”

What the Sam Hill is going on here???

 
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I’m at MSP, where I just heard the following announcements:

”Paging ‘Po-tah-to’ or ‘Po-tay-to’ Pratt, please dial 201 from a red courtesy phone.”

[a few minutes pass]

”Paging ‘Tah-co’ or ‘Tay-co’ Pratt, please dial 201 from a red courtesy phone.”

What the Sam Hill is going on here???
let's call the whole thing off, imo

 
I’m at MSP, where I just heard the following announcements:

”Paging ‘Po-tah-to’ or ‘Po-tay-to’ Pratt, please dial 201 from a red courtesy phone.”

[a few minutes pass]

”Paging ‘Tah-co’ or ‘Tay-co’ Pratt, please dial 201 from a red courtesy phone.”

What the Sam Hill is going on here???
Have them page Don or Dawn Pratt.

 

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