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I’m at MSP, where I just heard the following announcements:

”Paging ‘Po-tah-to’ or ‘Po-tay-to’ Pratt, please dial 201 from a red courtesy phone.”

[a few minutes pass]

”Paging ‘Tah-co’ or ‘Tay-co’ Pratt, please dial 201 from a red courtesy phone.”

What the Sam Hill is going on here???
Guerilla marketing from the food court?

 
I’m at MSP, where I just heard the following announcements:

”Paging ‘Po-tah-to’ or ‘Po-tay-to’ Pratt, please dial 201 from a red courtesy phone.”

[a few minutes pass]

”Paging ‘Tah-co’ or ‘Tay-co’ Pratt, please dial 201 from a red courtesy phone.”

What the Sam Hill is going on here???
Class field trip, IMO.

 
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It sucks for a few weeks but I can't sleep without it now unless I'm drunk.


Night 2 went better.   My nose is sore around the nostrils though.

If this has what's been making me a miserable ******* all the time, I'm going to not tell my wife and stay miserable.

I wake up way better, instead of struggling to wake up and  don't want to rush home just to go to bed,  YET.

So far I've noticed a difference
1st night for me sucked.  2nd night changed my life, and I haven't fell asleep without it since.  There are things I don't like (straps that rub painfully, whatevs) but I can't do without it at this point.  Also, prepare for some fun dreams!

 
Roverkid update:  after the principal met with her French teacher, he decided that it would be untenable for her to have to take her class for the next 3.5 years, so she's switching to a self-study online course for the rest of high school.   

Finals are this week.   Looks like she's managed to pass all of her classes even though she has something like 300 reported class absences for the semester.
#### YEA!

 
facook said:
1st night for me sucked.  2nd night changed my life, and I haven't fell asleep without it since.  There are things I don't like (straps that rub painfully, whatevs) but I can't do without it at this point.  Also, prepare for some fun dreams!
I've had super vivid dreams for the past year and a half.  Didnt know that was part of apnea.   They can't get weirder :lol:

Last night I must have slept great.  I did wake up suddenly at 4am but i made it to 4 am!!!!   I did rip the mask off and go right back to sleep :lol:

But so far I've noticed.  I get up a little easier, I'm not thinking about just want to go to sleep ALL DAY.   Still groggy in the afternoon but not obsessive about wanting to take a nap.  Hopefully, this will help with my impatience/anxiety.   I think it was a combo of all of it.  II definitely noticed a mood difference the past year or so.

 
So, if you had a bad day (like I have), which would you grab at the end of the day?

Chocolate mini donuts? or Pineapple flavored Vodka?

That's all I got

 
you have a roommate for a year or two and you can complain about the most petty things you hate about them.. and people will not just listen but encourage you to homicide them.

you have a wife for a decade or two, she salts the lawn, runs over the dog, drives your sweet ### T-Bird in to the river and claims to know nothing.. you even so much as acknowledge any of these things happen and everyone jumps down your throat about what a monster you are.

 
Night 4 with the CPAP ... DID NOT GO WELL.

I thought this machine was supposed to end all this!@#!@

I lay down to sleep, with the air tickling at my nose.  I decide to try to sleep on my back, always a stomach sleeper so this is taking some getting used too.  The fluterring feel of my deep breaths are relaxing me and I drift slowly off to sleep.   Around 11:30 (about an hour after I fell asleep) - BOOM - I awake, wide awake.   I lay there for a moment trying to go back to sleep.  I can't. Get up walk down stairs, go to the bathroom, sit on the couch for a few minutes.  Go back up try to sleep.  NOPE.   Ok I'l try turning on the TV - that usually calms me and I'll fall asleep.  NOPE.  Turn off the TV, walk back down stairs.  NOPE.   So doing this routine for hours - I finally go back down stairs, turn on the TV and pass out around 3AM.    The 5:30 alarm sucked today.  

So now I'm angry, tired, agitated, caffeinated and exhausted.

This was one of the reasons I went to get tested   :wall: :( :oldunsure:

 
Typically cpap helps people fall into REM sleep longer, so they have a chance to dream more.  I've had more and more vivid dreams in the last year+ since I got a cpap.
huh... I always remember my dreams better when I'm sleeping fitfully, not deeper REM stuff when I usually don't remember anything.

 
belljr said:
Night 4 with the CPAP ... DID NOT GO WELL.

I thought this machine was supposed to end all this!@#!@

I lay down to sleep, with the air tickling at my nose.  I decide to try to sleep on my back, always a stomach sleeper so this is taking some getting used too.  The fluterring feel of my deep breaths are relaxing me and I drift slowly off to sleep.   Around 11:30 (about an hour after I fell asleep) - BOOM - I awake, wide awake.   I lay there for a moment trying to go back to sleep.  I can't. Get up walk down stairs, go to the bathroom, sit on the couch for a few minutes.  Go back up try to sleep.  NOPE.   Ok I'l try turning on the TV - that usually calms me and I'll fall asleep.  NOPE.  Turn off the TV, walk back down stairs.  NOPE.   So doing this routine for hours - I finally go back down stairs, turn on the TV and pass out around 3AM.    The 5:30 alarm sucked today.  

So now I'm angry, tired, agitated, caffeinated and exhausted.

This was one of the reasons I went to get tested   :wall: :( :oldunsure:
Can you try different settings?  

El Floppo said:
huh... I always remember my dreams better when I'm sleeping fitfully, not deeper REM stuff when I usually don't remember anything.
I had some weird dream last night where I was out with some friends and for some reason had to shower and change clothes but the only clothes available were my buddy’s wifes maternity clothes.  Later I was in some old mansion being chased around by the ghosts of the Golden Girls

 
El Floppo said:
huh... I always remember my dreams better when I'm sleeping fitfully, not deeper REM stuff when I usually don't remember anything.
I had some weird dream last night where I was out with some friends and for some reason had to shower and change clothes but the only clothes available were my buddy’s wifes maternity clothes.  Later I was in some old mansion being chased around by the ghosts of the Golden Girls
go on...

 
Can you try different settings?  

I had some weird dream last night where I was out with some friends and for some reason had to shower and change clothes but the only clothes available were my buddy’s wifes maternity clothes.  Later I was in some old mansion being chased around by the ghosts of the Golden Girls
So, you dream in Scooby Doo?  Neat?

 
No being serious, on mine I can change humidity, pressure, ramp up time and pressure, etc

But I do have nights where I get woken up for whatever reason and can’t get back to sleep with the damn thing on 
I know - that was just a schtick play on my first post :)

Mine is set to AUTO between so it "self corrects"

I bumped up the humidity and changed nose guards 2 days ago.

 
belljr said:
 I lay there for a moment
define "moment"

sleep is like any other habit. you have to train yourself to get good at it. wake up, stand up, make coffee, turn on the tv..... your brain is going to tell you to do that again the next time you get up. and the next. and the next, etc.

wake up, open eyes, lay there, close eyes.... feel the sweet, sweet release of sleep. your brain is going to want to do that the next time, etc.

and like any habit it takes time to develop a good routine. if you're going to wake up and want to go back to sleep, why get up and walk around? why not just stay there in bed? find a new position.. tell yourself a story about... anything. before you know it you'll be out.

 
define "moment"

sleep is like any other habit. you have to train yourself to get good at it. wake up, stand up, make coffee, turn on the tv..... your brain is going to tell you to do that again the next time you get up. and the next. and the next, etc.

wake up, open eyes, lay there, close eyes.... feel the sweet, sweet release of sleep. your brain is going to want to do that the next time, etc.

and like any habit it takes time to develop a good routine. if you're going to wake up and want to go back to sleep, why get up and walk around? why not just stay there in bed? find a new position.. tell yourself a story about... anything. before you know it you'll be out.
5 - 10 minutes

 
5 - 10 minutes
i'm a Brown County Champeen sleeper..  5-10 minutes is nothing. i still sometimes lay awake for 30-40 minutes but with eyes closed.  depends on what i've done that day. or if i'm trying to go to bed early even if i'm not tired. Sunday nights are usually a ##### because i've slept in Saturday and Sunday.. and i'm not tired til 12 - 12:30 but i know i need to be in bed by 11 or i'm toast the next day. so i'll get in bed and lay there.. slowly winding down until i'm out.

ordinarily, i hit the bed and i'm out in under a minute (guessing as i don't know but it feels damned instantaneous). 

took a long time to get to this state. used to be all over the map with bed & wake times. not drinking enough water. drinking too much caffeine. would sleep in fits and starts. wake up wired at 2 AM and stay up, etc.

anecdotal but what worked for me was a brute force routine. hard bed time, stay laying in bed unless it's an emergency, shift positions for comfort but no compromises like watching a bit of tv, reading for a while, etc. and if i woke up in the middle of the night... lay there. no rewards like getting up to raid the fridge, play a couple games of Tetris, etc. had to train my brain that bed is for sleep. 

that said, i wasn't dealing with any medical issues that may have caused me to wake like restricted breathing, restricted blood flow, unstable bladder control, etc. for me it was just not respecting sleep and having to treat it with a proper level of seriousness. ymmv.

 
More roverkid:  

She's been going to the first half of school one day, the second half of school the next.  She's not there for lunch.    Since this happened near the beginning of the year at a new school where she didn't know many people, it makes her feel like the weird kid that only shows up half the time.   She's decided that she wants to stop going entirely and just switch over to self-paced online courses for the rest of this year.   Hopefully she will recover and can start fresh with a normal year as a sophomore.   It also helps me, since it saves me driving her there and back each day since she can't take the bus because of her schedule.      

 
i'm a Brown County Champeen sleeper..  5-10 minutes is nothing. i still sometimes lay awake for 30-40 minutes but with eyes closed.  depends on what i've done that day. or if i'm trying to go to bed early even if i'm not tired. Sunday nights are usually a ##### because i've slept in Saturday and Sunday.. and i'm not tired til 12 - 12:30 but i know i need to be in bed by 11 or i'm toast the next day. so i'll get in bed and lay there.. slowly winding down until i'm out.

ordinarily, i hit the bed and i'm out in under a minute (guessing as i don't know but it feels damned instantaneous). 

took a long time to get to this state. used to be all over the map with bed & wake times. not drinking enough water. drinking too much caffeine. would sleep in fits and starts. wake up wired at 2 AM and stay up, etc.

anecdotal but what worked for me was a brute force routine. hard bed time, stay laying in bed unless it's an emergency, shift positions for comfort but no compromises like watching a bit of tv, reading for a while, etc. and if i woke up in the middle of the night... lay there. no rewards like getting up to raid the fridge, play a couple games of Tetris, etc. had to train my brain that bed is for sleep. 

that said, i wasn't dealing with any medical issues that may have caused me to wake like restricted breathing, restricted blood flow, unstable bladder control, etc. for me it was just not respecting sleep and having to treat it with a proper level of seriousness. ymmv.
I don't have a problem falling asleep originally it's the when I wake up an hour after I've been asleep that I just lay there and can't seem to fall back asleep 

 
El Floppo said:
huh... I always remember my dreams better when I'm sleeping fitfully, not deeper REM stuff when I usually don't remember anything.
:shrug:  Just what my sleep doctor told me.

belljr said:
Night 4 with the CPAP ... DID NOT GO WELL.

I thought this machine was supposed to end all this!@#!@

I lay down to sleep, with the air tickling at my nose.  I decide to try to sleep on my back, always a stomach sleeper so this is taking some getting used too.  The fluterring feel of my deep breaths are relaxing me and I drift slowly off to sleep.   Around 11:30 (about an hour after I fell asleep) - BOOM - I awake, wide awake.   I lay there for a moment trying to go back to sleep.  I can't. Get up walk down stairs, go to the bathroom, sit on the couch for a few minutes.  Go back up try to sleep.  NOPE.   Ok I'l try turning on the TV - that usually calms me and I'll fall asleep.  NOPE.  Turn off the TV, walk back down stairs.  NOPE.   So doing this routine for hours - I finally go back down stairs, turn on the TV and pass out around 3AM.    The 5:30 alarm sucked today.  

So now I'm angry, tired, agitated, caffeinated and exhausted.

This was one of the reasons I went to get tested   :wall: :( :oldunsure:
Forgive the dumb question, but you did get it set by a sleep doctor, yes?  Should be dialed in for you.  Also, are you using just the nose pillow, or the full face mask?  I tried the nose piece and hated my life.  I need the full mask because...well, because I'm a mouth breather.  Yes, I know, shocking.

 
:shrug:  Just what my sleep doctor told me.

Forgive the dumb question, but you did get it set by a sleep doctor, yes?  Should be dialed in for you.  Also, are you using just the nose pillow, or the full face mask?  I tried the nose piece and hated my life.  I need the full mask because...well, because I'm a mouth breather.  Yes, I know, shocking.
Yes sleep doctor.

I'm trying the nose for a week or 2 then might switch if I haven't adapted

 
One of my less than stellar students has been up in the office all day.

I asked our dean (mid 30s soccer mom type) what the kid did.  She tells me he broke another kid's calculator and then they fought about it.

I told her "a broken calculator?  that doesn't add up".

Pretty sure she wants me to put some sex in her butt now.

 
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One of my less than stellar students has been up in the office all day.

I asked our dean (mid 30s soccer mom type) what the kid did.  She tells me he broke another kid's calculator and then they fought about it.

I told her "a broken calculator?  that doesn't add up".

Pretty sure she wants me to put some sex in her butt now.
In her '15 Toyota Sienna, imo.

 
It's 14 degrees here. I have a pot of (sorta) gumbo in the Insta Pot, 4 packs of cigarettes, and I'm wearing an Old Bay shirt.

 

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