GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (7 Viewers)

[the rover]

Nice package @the rover thx

That beer used to be called Rude Parrot but the brewery got sued by Captain Morgan's and some other brewery at the same time. Now none of their beers have names other than a description of what they are.

 

[Osaurus]

This thread is way better than the other one

 

[-fish-]

This thread is way better than the other one

I'm going to alternate my posts between them.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Tines square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Seems it really is everywhere

 

[DA RAIDERS]

 

[Mr.Pack]

About to take the dog to the emergency hospital.

Woke up very lethargic and can't bark. Squeals if you touch her around the neck area, lays down and shakes :(

Was going to earlier but she seemed to be feeling better

How's the dog?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Nice package @the rover thx

That beer used to be called Rude Parrot but the brewery got sued by Captain Morgan's and some other brewery at the same time. Now none of their beers have names other than a description of what they are.

Pretty good beer. Thx Again.

 

[-fish-]

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Tines square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true.

Did see a funny meme on this:

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars

the guy that walked 500 miles and then walked 500 more in the Proclaimers song is gonna be pissed.

 

[wazoo11]

Which one of you posted this

r/funny - Our campsite had this posted in all the stalls

18,681 votes and 920 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

 

[belljr]

Back in office............this sucks

no reason for it

 

[Hawks64]

Back in office............this sucks

no reason for it

Full-time or just a few days? Either way that sucks.

 

[belljr]

Back in office............this sucks

no reason for it

Full-time or just a few days? Either way that sucks.

well thats a bit of a sore spot.

3 days a week - supposed to be 1 - was willing to go 2 - still arguing

smh

 

[belljr]

stolen from elsewhere @JerseyToughGuys

https://twitter.com/21mFox/status/1571442979713187840?s=20&t=eWvRu-fSI5Xt1o9blwPjWQ

 

[Hawks64]

Back in office............this sucks

no reason for it

Full-time or just a few days? Either way that sucks.

well thats a bit of a sore spot.

3 days a week - supposed to be 1 - was willing to go 2 - still arguing

smh

Just sucks...hate the you have to be in the office cuz I said so. It really is because some people can't work remotely, including leadership.

 

[belljr]

So glad im in the office to hear everyone's mundane conversations......

I AM STABBY

 

[mr. furley]

So glad im in the office to hear everyone's mundane conversations......

I AM STABBY

thank god it's almost Friday!

 

[belljr]

Little belljr got her license today. I'm nervous and relieved all at once. Asked my wife how much she thought our insurance increased......she goes 500? I literally lol.....800 ,1000!?!!.... Omg that's so expensive. I told her it was a lot cheaper than I expected at 1520 lol

 

[BeTheMatch]

Little belljr got her license today. I'm nervous and relieved all at once. Asked my wife how much she thought our insurance increased......she goes 500? I literally lol.....800 ,1000!?!!.... Omg that's so expensive. I told her it was a lot cheaper than I expected at 1520 lol

My son hit a guard rail this weekend, so you've got that to look forward to.

 

[mr. furley]

Little belljr got her license today. I'm nervous and relieved all at once. Asked my wife how much she thought our insurance increased......she goes 500? I literally lol.....800 ,1000!?!!.... Omg that's so expensive. I told her it was a lot cheaper than I expected at 1520 lol

1500! can't you lie and say she's 35 instead?

 

[heckmanm]

Page 3 bump

For background: Currently in the early stages of a big project at work to move most of our IT applications to run on the cloud. We have contract firms providing people to assist on the work, many of them not native English speakers.

Was just on a call where we were discussing the fact that this being a long-duration effort, there may be some interim steps before everything gets moved. They keep referring to the eventual state as the "final solution" and I wince every time they say it.

 

[AAABatteries]

YouTube short that @Zow will appreciate

An innocent vocabulary joke #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #rkelly #music #funny #jokes #shorts

youtube.com

 

[Zow]

YouTube short that @Zow will appreciate

An innocent vocabulary joke #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #rkelly #music #funny #jokes #shorts

youtube.com

Preach!

 

[mr. furley]

our boy Notorious Tre (RIP??) out here flexing his vocals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxFUm49QOZ4

 

[-fish-]

Roverkid home for definitely-not-Columbus-Day-holiday-weekend. She's doing great.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Roverkid home for definitely-not-Columbus-Day-holiday-weekend. She's doing great.

We’re in st John. Kid surprises me everyday, at how amazing she is. She takes no **** from anyone.

 

[belljr]

At a softball camp. The field is in a public park. It's 60 degrees. Some older guy probably 50s has his shirt off doing pull ups on the exercise equipment l.

I'm this close to going to make a smart *** remark to him but fighting at a camp probably wouldn't look too good.

 

[-fish-]

New Thai place opened near me, so I got take out for Padres/Dodgers. The other Thai place near me doesn't really make their food spicy, so I decided to kick my first order at this place up to 4 stars.

My hair is sweating.

 

[eoMMan]

If you run out of bread and need to make a PBJ, soft tortillas (such as the Mission Carb Balance flour ones) make a fine substitute.

:HOTTAKE?!?!:

And another one…

Sour cream Pringles are an amazing, delicious snack in the chip category. Unbelievably good.

Hot take or common knowledge?

 

[eoMMan]

At a softball camp. The field is in a public park. It's 60 degrees. Some older guy probably 50s has his shirt off doing pull ups on the exercise equipment l.

I'm this close to going to make a smart *** remark to him but fighting at a camp probably wouldn't look too good.

Be honest…were you jealous of his physique?

 

[arrow1]

At a softball camp. The field is in a public park. It's 60 degrees. Some older guy probably 50s has his shirt off doing pull ups on the exercise equipment l.

I'm this close to going to make a smart *** remark to him but fighting at a camp probably wouldn't look too good.

Softball camp?

 

[belljr]

At a softball camp. The field is in a public park. It's 60 degrees. Some older guy probably 50s has his shirt off doing pull ups on the exercise equipment l.

I'm this close to going to make a smart *** remark to him but fighting at a camp probably wouldn't look too good.

Softball camp?

Oops - probably would have made my post a little better.....

Daughter was at a college softball camp - I was an observer

 

[BeTheMatch]

If you run out of bread and need to make a PBJ, soft tortillas (such as the Mission Carb Balance flour ones) make a fine substitute.

:HOTTAKE?!?!:

And another one…

Sour cream Pringles are an amazing, delicious snack in the chip category. Unbelievably good.

Hot take or common knowledge?

First of all, it's sour cream and onion. Secondly, very common knowledge.

 

[shuke]

Hey guys, you ever had these potato chips, they say "BBQ" but people don't really call them that, they say something that sounds like "bar-bee-cue"? They're orange and REALLY GOOD. Anyone ever heard of these dang things or what???

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Hey guys, you ever had these potato chips, they say "BBQ" but people don't really call them that, they say something that sounds like "bar-bee-cue"? They're orange and REALLY GOOD. Anyone ever heard of these dang things or what???

Vile

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Hey guys, you ever had these potato chips, they say "BBQ" but people don't really call them that, they say something that sounds like "bar-bee-cue"? They're orange and REALLY GOOD. Anyone ever heard of these dang things or what???

these.

 

[bostonfred]

Hey guys, you ever had these potato chips, they say "BBQ" but people don't really call them that, they say something that sounds like "bar-bee-cue"? They're orange and REALLY GOOD. Anyone ever heard of these dang things or what???

LIFEHACK!

 

[UOFI_316]

Hey guys, you ever had these potato chips, they say "BBQ" but people don't really call them that, they say something that sounds like "bar-bee-cue"? They're orange and REALLY GOOD. Anyone ever heard of these dang things or what???

Not sure what you are talking about. Maybe make a video with you eating handfuls out of a shoe and I will understand.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Hey guys, you ever had these potato chips, they say "BBQ" but people don't really call them that, they say something that sounds like "bar-bee-cue"? They're orange and REALLY GOOD. Anyone ever heard of these dang things or what???

Not sure what you are talking about. Maybe make a video with you eating handfuls out of a shoe and I will understand.

We also need to know how far you can throw one.

 

[heckmanm]

Hey guys, you ever had these potato chips, they say "BBQ" but people don't really call them that, they say something that sounds like "bar-bee-cue"? They're orange and REALLY GOOD. Anyone ever heard of these dang things or what???

Not sure what you are talking about. Maybe make a video with you eating handfuls out of a shoe and I will understand.

We also need to know how far you can throw one.

They're chips, not crackers FFS

 

[mr. furley]

Hey guys, you ever had these potato chips, they say "BBQ" but people don't really call them that, they say something that sounds like "bar-bee-cue"? They're orange and REALLY GOOD. Anyone ever heard of these dang things or what???

Not sure what you are talking about. Maybe make a video with you eating handfuls out of a shoe and I will understand.

We also need to know how far you can throw one.

They're chips, not crackers FFS

an important distinction to say the least

 

[Osaurus]

Full disclosure:

I didn’t like BBQ chips until I was in my 30s

 

[GroveDiesel]

Hey guys, you ever had these potato chips, they say "BBQ" but people don't really call them that, they say something that sounds like "bar-bee-cue"? They're orange and REALLY GOOD. Anyone ever heard of these dang things or what???

Not sure what you are talking about. Maybe make a video with you eating handfuls out of a shoe and I will understand.

We also need to know how far you can throw one.

They're chips, not crackers FFS

I need a ruling. Are we talking specifically chips or Pringles? Because Pringles are potato crisps, not chips. And while not a cracker, I feel like crisps could be thrown a lot further than a chip.

 

[ChiefD]

I haven't had a Pringle in 25 years.

They used to run those stupid Pop till You Drop commercials where a bunch of teens would dance around popping pringles cans and just having a big dance party extravaganza. I vowed then and there to never eat a Pringles again.

So here we are.

 

[heckmanm]

Hey guys, you ever had these potato chips, they say "BBQ" but people don't really call them that, they say something that sounds like "bar-bee-cue"? They're orange and REALLY GOOD. Anyone ever heard of these dang things or what???

Not sure what you are talking about. Maybe make a video with you eating handfuls out of a shoe and I will understand.

We also need to know how far you can throw one.

They're chips, not crackers FFS

I need a ruling. Are we talking specifically chips or Pringles? Because Pringles are potato crisps, not chips. And while not a cracker, I feel like crisps could be thrown a lot further than a chip.

Perhaps, but both chips and Pringles suffer aerodynamically due to lack of rotational symmetry, which is a term I totally did not just pull out of my ***

 

[eoMMan]

Hey guys, you ever had these potato chips, they say "BBQ" but people don't really call them that, they say something that sounds like "bar-bee-cue"? They're orange and REALLY GOOD. Anyone ever heard of these dang things or what???

Scolding hot take there, bud.

 

[belljr]

The problem with the Pringle is usually the last few chips break and leave crumbs.

A bag you just leave the crumb. After about half way I need to "pour" the pringles out of the can and the end result is crumbs everywhere

 

[UOFI_316]

Hey guys, you ever had these potato chips, they say "BBQ" but people don't really call them that, they say something that sounds like "bar-bee-cue"? They're orange and REALLY GOOD. Anyone ever heard of these dang things or what???

Not sure what you are talking about. Maybe make a video with you eating handfuls out of a shoe and I will understand.

We also need to know how far you can throw one.

They're chips, not crackers FFS

I need a ruling. Are we talking specifically chips or Pringles? Because Pringles are potato crisps, not chips. And while not a cracker, I feel like crisps could be thrown a lot further than a chip.

The actual shape of the Pringle was the result of years of trial and error. They wanted to run the conveyor belts at a fast speed and normal "flat" chip shapes would fly off the belt. They finally settled on the curved shape since it worked the best to keep the Pringle on the belt at higher speeds. So, since it was chosen due to its lack of air worthiness, I do not think someone could throw a Pringle over goal posts from more than a few feet away.

 

[mr. furley]

Hey guys, you ever had these potato chips, they say "BBQ" but people don't really call them that, they say something that sounds like "bar-bee-cue"? They're orange and REALLY GOOD. Anyone ever heard of these dang things or what???

Not sure what you are talking about. Maybe make a video with you eating handfuls out of a shoe and I will understand.

We also need to know how far you can throw one.

They're chips, not crackers FFS

I need a ruling. Are we talking specifically chips or Pringles? Because Pringles are potato crisps, not chips. And while not a cracker, I feel like crisps could be thrown a lot further than a chip.

The actual shape of the Pringle was the result of years of trial and error. They wanted to run the conveyor belts at a fast speed and normal "flat" chip shapes would fly off the belt. They finally settled on the curved shape since it worked the best to keep the Pringle on the belt at higher speeds. So, since it was chosen due to its lack of air worthiness, I do not think someone could throw a Pringle over goal posts from more than a few feet away.

because of the weight? i'm pretty sure @shuke has dad muscles.

 

[Rustoleum]

There is only one worthy barbecue chip and it’s name is Grippo.

I officially switched from Team Pringle to Team Lay’s Stacks a year or so ago.