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The Occupy Wall Street thread is so delicious. The wackjobs from both sides of the political FFA spectrum are rolling in there. BigSteelThrill vs. Fensalk is classic.
And MOP is in there as well. Good stuff.The Occupy Wall Street thread is so delicious. The wackjobs from both sides of the political FFA spectrum are rolling in there. BigSteelThrill vs. Fensalk is classic.
And MOP is in there as well. Good stuff.Tommygunz, LHUCKS and some guy named huthut are making some classics too. Even hack getting in the mix.The Occupy Wall Street thread is so delicious. The wackjobs from both sides of the political FFA spectrum are rolling in there. BigSteelThrill vs. Fensalk is classic.And MOP is in there as well. Good stuff.
Inspired by GMTAN's FB shtick, I just dropped this on a female friend's page -
Whew! Glad to hear the test was negative!![]()
I love it.
Me three...Me too....I spent about 30 seconds too long trying to figure out who Brian was...I tried to grade papers tonight.
Brain said, "NO!"
So I opened a Guinness and poured a shot of Jamesons.
Brain said, "YES!"
Sorry. Can't think of anything better to say than cancer is the ultimate suck. Thoughts and prayers to you and your Mom.Just wanted to say thanks to everyone in the GMTAN world who let me muck up your world with some posts about my mother's stroke and sudden passing. It helped me to have an outlet. I sincerely appreciate the many condolences and PMs and emails (bit disappointed about no faxes, but whatevs).
Also, I'd like to pass along an excellent reading recommendation from K4.
The Long Goodbye: A Memoir
Lot of good people around here. Thanks for being good iFriends.
[/DebbieDownerMoment]Pretty sure mom has stage 4 cancer. :(
Me three...Me too....I spent about 30 seconds too long trying to figure out who Brian was...I tried to grade papers tonight.Brain said, "NO!"So I opened a Guinness and poured a shot of Jamesons.Brain said, "YES!"

I get emails sent to me all the time as Brain. Wife hates it when I point out that these people obviously know I am a genius.For all the other posts.T&P to everyone dealing with parents with cancer, going through a divorce and going through a divorce they don't know about yet (YSR)Congrats to everyone with new runts running around and those who don't know they will be having little runts running around (YSR).Oh Yes - We call it a Paci, which is usually short for "Where the #### is the ### #### paci, Paige needs to go to sleep!!". SIL used to call them Nookies until she found out that Fred Durst did it all for the Nookie.I spent about 30 seconds too long trying to figure out who Brian was...I tried to grade papers tonight.Brain said, "NO!"So I opened a Guinness and poured a shot of Jamesons.Brain said, "YES!"
:( Sorry to hear GB.Just wanted to say thanks to everyone in the GMTAN world who let me muck up your world with some posts about my mother's stroke and sudden passing. It helped me to have an outlet. I sincerely appreciate the many condolences and PMs and emails (bit disappointed about no faxes, but whatevs).
Also, I'd like to pass along an excellent reading recommendation from K4.
The Long Goodbye: A Memoir
Lot of good people around here. Thanks for being good iFriends.
[/DebbieDownerMoment]Pretty sure mom has stage 4 cancer. :(
It ain't his fault you suck at math, Pierre.I've never had anything against LHUCKS before. I just avoided him. Now I want to pummel him senseless.Tanner > hey
Sconch<:finger:Green balloons?Is the term "safe word" used in a non-S&M context? Say, if you were on a conference call with the CEO and a bunch of others, would that be OK to use?![]()
Stop with the pacifiiers/binkies now. Seriously. We didn't listen and used them with Cal. It was a GIANT PIA weening him off them, it made it impossible for him to sleep without one and I just got a $3900 bill for upcoming orthodontic work thanks to them jacking up his teeth. The funny thing is that it exposed us to his early genius because he had them hidden every where. You would take it away, he would throw a tantrum and then 5 minutes later he would have another one. It was like WTF?! We never gave one to Dylan and although it sucked at first, it was MUCH easier overall. If I contribute nothing else at all to the GMTAN, listen to me here GB.What did you guys call pacifiers? Apparently we need a nickname. My sisters call them binkys, my gf was to call them bobos.
Meh, it was a good run. Leaving now.[Yoda]You'll be dead.Even though the scale says I've only gained two pounds in the last 3 months, my jeans say I'm doughier than a Sbarro double decker pizza slice. So I've cut out booze and incorporated the following work out program this week:
6:30-8:00 Wake up, take allergy medicines, vitamin and speed. Eat 2 probiotic yogurts.
8:00-8:30 Walk 4-6 miles.
11:00-12:00 Take more speed.
12:00-2:00 Eat lunch, a raw veggie salad, unless I'm entertaining.
4:00-5:00 Take more speed.
5:00-6:00 Walk 4-6 miles.
10:00-10:30 Take an Ambien.
Repeat
[/Yoda]
:subscribe:Thankfully the only thing my little guy likes to suck are nipples....double thankfully they aren't mine.Stop with the pacifiiers/binkies now. Seriously. We didn't listen and used them with Cal. It was a GIANT PIA weening him off them, it made it impossible for him to sleep without one and I just got a $3900 bill for upcoming orthodontic work thanks to them jacking up his teeth. The funny thing is that it exposed us to his early genius because he had them hidden every where. You would take it away, he would throw a tantrum and then 5 minutes later he would have another one. It was like WTF?! We never gave one to Dylan and although it sucked at first, it was MUCH easier overall. If I contribute nothing else at all to the GMTAN, listen to me here GB.
SLB is right. You're giving your kid crack and teaching him to comfort himself by sucking on something (yeah, yeah). I never used it with my son and never had to deal with the weaning problem.:subscribe:Thankfully the only thing my little guy likes to suck are nipples....double thankfully they aren't mine.Stop with the pacifiiers/binkies now. Seriously. We didn't listen and used them with Cal. It was a GIANT PIA weening him off them, it made it impossible for him to sleep without one and I just got a $3900 bill for upcoming orthodontic work thanks to them jacking up his teeth. The funny thing is that it exposed us to his early genius because he had them hidden every where. You would take it away, he would throw a tantrum and then 5 minutes later he would have another one. It was like WTF?! We never gave one to Dylan and although it sucked at first, it was MUCH easier overall. If I contribute nothing else at all to the GMTAN, listen to me here GB.
Agree with the anti-pacifier guys. We used them sparingly on both kids and it was no problem to just stop, especially with our first one. The new little guy has now taken matters into his own hands and just constantly sucks on his little blanket, which is now basically a pacifier so we're going to have to deal with that at some point, but the more you can avoid them the better.SLB is right. You're giving your kid crack and teaching him to comfort himself by sucking on something (yeah, yeah). I never used it with my son and never had to deal with the weaning problem.:subscribe:Thankfully the only thing my little guy likes to suck are nipples....double thankfully they aren't mine.Stop with the pacifiiers/binkies now. Seriously. We didn't listen and used them with Cal. It was a GIANT PIA weening him off them, it made it impossible for him to sleep without one and I just got a $3900 bill for upcoming orthodontic work thanks to them jacking up his teeth. The funny thing is that it exposed us to his early genius because he had them hidden every where. You would take it away, he would throw a tantrum and then 5 minutes later he would have another one. It was like WTF?! We never gave one to Dylan and although it sucked at first, it was MUCH easier overall. If I contribute nothing else at all to the GMTAN, listen to me here GB.
Alright, it's go time. All it'll take is three hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the floor!@#It ain't his fault you suck at math, Pierre.I've never had anything against LHUCKS before. I just avoided him. Now I want to pummel him senseless.Tanner > hey
Alright, it's go time. All it'll take is three hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the floor!@#It ain't his fault you suck at math, Pierre.I've never had anything against LHUCKS before. I just avoided him. Now I want to pummel him senseless.Tanner > hey

It is funnier in the original French.Bon,il est temps depasser.Tout ce qu'ilva prendreest de troiscoups.Moi vousfrapper etvous frapperle solAlright, it's go time. All it'll take is three hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the floor!@#It ain't his fault you suck at math, Pierre.I've never had anything against LHUCKS before. I just avoided him. Now I want to pummel him senseless.Tanner > hey![]()
It is funnier in the original French.Bon,il est temps depasser.Tout ce qu'ilva prendreest de troiscoups.Moi vousfrapper etvous frapperle solAlright, it's go time. All it'll take is three hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the floor!@#It ain't his fault you suck at math, Pierre.I've never had anything against LHUCKS before. I just avoided him. Now I want to pummel him senseless.Tanner > hey![]()

SmiffAlso, I have Stafford and Newton on bye this week. Here are my options:Curtis Painter vs. ATLAlex Smith @WASMatt Moore @KCCJohn Beck vs. SFOAJ Feeley @ARI if Bradford is out :X
####, me too. Time to see what crap is out there.Also, I have Stafford and Newton on bye this week. Here are my options:
Curtis Painter vs. ATL
Alex Smith @WAS
Matt Moore @KCC
John Beck vs. SFO
AJ Feeley @ARI if Bradford is out
:X
Can you make a case over Painter?SmiffAlso, I have Stafford and Newton on bye this week. Here are my options:Curtis Painter vs. ATLAlex Smith @WASMatt Moore @KCCJohn Beck vs. SFOAJ Feeley @ARI if Bradford is out :X
Yes, Alex.SmiffAlso, I have Stafford and Newton on bye this week. Here are my options:Curtis Painter vs. ATLAlex Smith @WASMatt Moore @KCCJohn Beck vs. SFOAJ Feeley @ARI if Bradford is out :X
Cassel vs. Miami on the wire. Crisis averted.####, me too. Time to see what crap is out there.Also, I have Stafford and Newton on bye this week. Here are my options:
Curtis Painter vs. ATL
Alex Smith @WAS
Matt Moore @KCC
John Beck vs. SFO
AJ Feeley @ARI if Bradford is out
:X
Let me know if there are any spots open next year in your 8 man league. [/sharkpooler]Cassel vs. Miami on the wire. Crisis averted.####, me too. Time to see what crap is out there.Also, I have Stafford and Newton on bye this week. Here are my options:
Curtis Painter vs. ATL
Alex Smith @WAS
Matt Moore @KCC
John Beck vs. SFO
AJ Feeley @ARI if Bradford is out
:X![]()
Smith has 7 TDs/1 INT over his last 4 starts.Painter has 1 TD/4 INTs over his last 3 starts.Redskins pass defense has allowed 4 TDs over the last 3 games but are trending downward (gave up 237 yards to PHI, then 256 to CAR, then 262 to BUF).Falcons pass defense has allowed 3 TDs over the last 3 games but are trending updward (gave up 396 yards to GB, then 237 to CAR, then 183 to DET).Can you make a case over Painter?Smiff
Sounds like a mini-MOP. You might want to take a serious look at medication before he starts writing about "sandbox toys to exploit/avoid".Speaking of kids, I need a sanity check.
Are all 6 years olds difficult to deal with? We feel like our son has is going through some major changes lately, in terms of his behavior at home. Crying over little things, pouting, tantrums, etc. Plus he is extremely loud and sometimes seems very restless, like he can't just calm down. My wife is starting to talk about taking him to the doctor, but there is no way I want him medicated for any type of "hyperactivity". I think for the most part he's just being a kid.
He's doing awesome at school, not really getting into much trouble there or anything. It just seems lately, he doesn't want to listen to us, constantly arguing/debating everything we say.
Enough of this trivial QB stuff. Start which 2 of the following DBs:George WilsonKam ChancellorYeremiah BellI'm more than willing to contribute the Rude Beer Fund.SmiffAlso, I have Stafford and Newton on bye this week. Here are my options:Curtis Painter vs. ATLAlex Smith @WASMatt Moore @KCCJohn Beck vs. SFOAJ Feeley @ARI if Bradford is out :X
wow. stacked lineup there. I'd probably sit Kam. Safeties haven't been doing that much against Dallas lately.Enough of this trivial QB stuff. Start which 2 of the following DBs:George WilsonKam ChancellorYeremiah BellI'm more than willing to contribute the Rude Beer Fund.
Pretty much owe all of my league dominance to you, Bramel and Norton. Keep up the good work.'Aaron Rudnicki said:wow. stacked lineup there. I'd probably sit Kam. Safeties haven't been doing that much against Dallas lately.'Gadzooks said:Enough of this trivial QB stuff. Start which 2 of the following DBs:
George Wilson
Kam Chancellor
Yeremiah Bell
I'm more than willing to contribute the Rude Beer Fund.
4 days in, its helped keep our sanity. hes sleeping all day and awake basically all night screaming, even after being fed. extremely frustrating and hard to deal with every few hours.'Dungeon Master said:Agree with the anti-pacifier guys. We used them sparingly on both kids and it was no problem to just stop, especially with our first one. The new little guy has now taken matters into his own hands and just constantly sucks on his little blanket, which is now basically a pacifier so we're going to have to deal with that at some point, but the more you can avoid them the better.'Tribulation said:SLB is right. You're giving your kid crack and teaching him to comfort himself by sucking on something (yeah, yeah). I never used it with my son and never had to deal with the weaning problem.'Sammy3469 said::subscribe:Thankfully the only thing my little guy likes to suck are nipples....double thankfully they aren't mine.'St. Louis Bob said:Stop with the pacifiiers/binkies now. Seriously. We didn't listen and used them with Cal. It was a GIANT PIA weening him off them, it made it impossible for him to sleep without one and I just got a $3900 bill for upcoming orthodontic work thanks to them jacking up his teeth. The funny thing is that it exposed us to his early genius because he had them hidden every where. You would take it away, he would throw a tantrum and then 5 minutes later he would have another one. It was like WTF?! We never gave one to Dylan and although it sucked at first, it was MUCH easier overall. If I contribute nothing else at all to the GMTAN, listen to me here GB.
You can deal with it now, while he's already screaming, or you can deal with it later, when he'll go from sleeping through the night to screaming again because you've taken away his fix.Of course, some kids just outgrow them. It does happen, though those cases do seem pretty few and far between.ETA: My wife and I swore we wouldn't use them, but our pediatrician actually suggested it, saying we'd have a much happier baby if we went to one. I'm intentionally avoiding the terminology she used so I don't have to fly to Ohio and put a foot in Homer's ###. Stupid doctors.4 days in, its helped keep our sanity. hes sleeping all day and awake basically all night screaming, even after being fed. extremely frustrating and hard to deal with every few hours.'Dungeon Master said:Agree with the anti-pacifier guys. We used them sparingly on both kids and it was no problem to just stop, especially with our first one. The new little guy has now taken matters into his own hands and just constantly sucks on his little blanket, which is now basically a pacifier so we're going to have to deal with that at some point, but the more you can avoid them the better.'Tribulation said:SLB is right. You're giving your kid crack and teaching him to comfort himself by sucking on something (yeah, yeah). I never used it with my son and never had to deal with the weaning problem.'Sammy3469 said::subscribe:Thankfully the only thing my little guy likes to suck are nipples....double thankfully they aren't mine.'St. Louis Bob said:Stop with the pacifiiers/binkies now. Seriously. We didn't listen and used them with Cal. It was a GIANT PIA weening him off them, it made it impossible for him to sleep without one and I just got a $3900 bill for upcoming orthodontic work thanks to them jacking up his teeth. The funny thing is that it exposed us to his early genius because he had them hidden every where. You would take it away, he would throw a tantrum and then 5 minutes later he would have another one. It was like WTF?! We never gave one to Dylan and although it sucked at first, it was MUCH easier overall. If I contribute nothing else at all to the GMTAN, listen to me here GB.
I also have a minor in Ancient Greek.'Disco Stu said:Sorry Bogart, that sucks.Man this thread is a roller coaster.Zooks story was gold.
Bogart news was ungood. :(Then YSR brought a touch of levity back with "degree in Latin".
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So post some.'Oh Yes! said:Also, boobs
Or your baby could spit it out on her own and have no interest in them.Baby FDAS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Baby Oh Yes!4 days in, its helped keep our sanity. hes sleeping all day and awake basically all night screaming, even after being fed. extremely frustrating and hard to deal with every few hours.'Dungeon Master said:Agree with the anti-pacifier guys. We used them sparingly on both kids and it was no problem to just stop, especially with our first one. The new little guy has now taken matters into his own hands and just constantly sucks on his little blanket, which is now basically a pacifier so we're going to have to deal with that at some point, but the more you can avoid them the better.'Tribulation said:SLB is right. You're giving your kid crack and teaching him to comfort himself by sucking on something (yeah, yeah). I never used it with my son and never had to deal with the weaning problem.'Sammy3469 said::subscribe:Thankfully the only thing my little guy likes to suck are nipples....double thankfully they aren't mine.'St. Louis Bob said:Stop with the pacifiiers/binkies now. Seriously. We didn't listen and used them with Cal. It was a GIANT PIA weening him off them, it made it impossible for him to sleep without one and I just got a $3900 bill for upcoming orthodontic work thanks to them jacking up his teeth. The funny thing is that it exposed us to his early genius because he had them hidden every where. You would take it away, he would throw a tantrum and then 5 minutes later he would have another one. It was like WTF?! We never gave one to Dylan and although it sucked at first, it was MUCH easier overall. If I contribute nothing else at all to the GMTAN, listen to me here GB.
What was the game plan there?I also have a minor in Ancient Greek.'Disco Stu said:Sorry Bogart, that sucks.Man this thread is a roller coaster.Zooks story was gold.
Bogart news was ungood. :(Then YSR brought a touch of levity back with "degree in Latin".
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Hmm. I'm beginning to see why I'm not all that hireable.
Education cert, high school latin teacher & girls basketball coach.I also have a minor in Ancient Greek.'Disco Stu said:Sorry Bogart, that sucks.Man this thread is a roller coaster.Zooks story was gold.
Bogart news was ungood. :(Then YSR brought a touch of levity back with "degree in Latin".
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Hmm. I'm beginning to see why I'm not all that hireable.

Nonsense. You should be able to find a position as a motto writer for fraternities and sororities.I also have a minor in Ancient Greek.'Disco Stu said:Sorry Bogart, that sucks.Man this thread is a roller coaster.Zooks story was gold.
Bogart news was ungood. :(Then YSR brought a touch of levity back with "degree in Latin".
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Hmm. I'm beginning to see why I'm not all that hireable.
Man do I have some bad news for you........'Sammy3469 said::subscribe:Thankfully the only thing my little guy likes to suck are nipples....double thankfully they aren't mine.'St. Louis Bob said:Stop with the pacifiiers/binkies now. Seriously. We didn't listen and used them with Cal. It was a GIANT PIA weening him off them, it made it impossible for him to sleep without one and I just got a $3900 bill for upcoming orthodontic work thanks to them jacking up his teeth. The funny thing is that it exposed us to his early genius because he had them hidden every where. You would take it away, he would throw a tantrum and then 5 minutes later he would have another one. It was like WTF?! We never gave one to Dylan and although it sucked at first, it was MUCH easier overall. If I contribute nothing else at all to the GMTAN, listen to me here GB.
You can deal with it now, while he's already screaming, or you can deal with it later, when he'll go from sleeping through the night to screaming again because you've taken away his fix.Of course, some kids just outgrow them. It does happen, though those cases do seem pretty few and far between.4 days in, its helped keep our sanity. hes sleeping all day and awake basically all night screaming, even after being fed. extremely frustrating and hard to deal with every few hours.'Dungeon Master said:Agree with the anti-pacifier guys. We used them sparingly on both kids and it was no problem to just stop, especially with our first one. The new little guy has now taken matters into his own hands and just constantly sucks on his little blanket, which is now basically a pacifier so we're going to have to deal with that at some point, but the more you can avoid them the better.'Tribulation said:SLB is right. You're giving your kid crack and teaching him to comfort himself by sucking on something (yeah, yeah). I never used it with my son and never had to deal with the weaning problem.'Sammy3469 said::subscribe:Thankfully the only thing my little guy likes to suck are nipples....double thankfully they aren't mine.'St. Louis Bob said:Stop with the pacifiiers/binkies now. Seriously. We didn't listen and used them with Cal. It was a GIANT PIA weening him off them, it made it impossible for him to sleep without one and I just got a $3900 bill for upcoming orthodontic work thanks to them jacking up his teeth. The funny thing is that it exposed us to his early genius because he had them hidden every where. You would take it away, he would throw a tantrum and then 5 minutes later he would have another one. It was like WTF?! We never gave one to Dylan and although it sucked at first, it was MUCH easier overall. If I contribute nothing else at all to the GMTAN, listen to me here GB.
ETA: My wife and I swore we wouldn't use them, but our pediatrician actually suggested it, saying we'd have a much happier baby if we went to one. I'm intentionally avoiding the terminology she used so I don't have to fly to Ohio and put a foot in Homer's ###. Stupid doctors.
Before I had kids, a baby crying was like birth control for me. However, you can kind of tune it out eventually after you get used to it. However, having your 1.5-2 y.o. pathetically cry out mama & dada, well, that's slightly harder to ignore.my baby has a weiner. i win.Or your baby could spit it out on her own and have no interest in them.Baby FDAS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Baby Oh Yes!4 days in, its helped keep our sanity. hes sleeping all day and awake basically all night screaming, even after being fed. extremely frustrating and hard to deal with every few hours.'Dungeon Master said:Agree with the anti-pacifier guys. We used them sparingly on both kids and it was no problem to just stop, especially with our first one. The new little guy has now taken matters into his own hands and just constantly sucks on his little blanket, which is now basically a pacifier so we're going to have to deal with that at some point, but the more you can avoid them the better.'Tribulation said:SLB is right. You're giving your kid crack and teaching him to comfort himself by sucking on something (yeah, yeah). I never used it with my son and never had to deal with the weaning problem.'Sammy3469 said::subscribe:Thankfully the only thing my little guy likes to suck are nipples....double thankfully they aren't mine.'St. Louis Bob said:Stop with the pacifiiers/binkies now. Seriously. We didn't listen and used them with Cal. It was a GIANT PIA weening him off them, it made it impossible for him to sleep without one and I just got a $3900 bill for upcoming orthodontic work thanks to them jacking up his teeth. The funny thing is that it exposed us to his early genius because he had them hidden every where. You would take it away, he would throw a tantrum and then 5 minutes later he would have another one. It was like WTF?! We never gave one to Dylan and although it sucked at first, it was MUCH easier overall. If I contribute nothing else at all to the GMTAN, listen to me here GB.
Any good Birthday stories to tell?I feel like a flaming sack of dog poo this morning. Too much mixing the drinks last night. Wine + Margaritas + more wine + Jose Cuervo =![]()

Drug mule for Donny and friends?Any good Birthday stories to tell?I feel like a flaming sack of dog poo this morning. Too much mixing the drinks last night. Wine + Margaritas + more wine + Jose Cuervo =![]()
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Maybe bible research-y stuff?I was just wondering what someone might do with a degree in Latin and/or Ancient Greek. I guess the answer is not much?
I went to a Liberal Arts university, and there was no business major or anything like that. I declared English my sophomore year, then studied abroad in Greece, Turkey and Italy my junior year and came back with a renewed love of the Classics. Because I am a nerd at heart, I had been taking Latin and Greek courses as my "filler"" courses up to that point and was therefore able to switch majors late in the game and still graduate on time.Upon graduation, I moved to Atlanta, where there is a large alumni presence, and I was able to find work easily. I've not struggled with finding work since then (mostly been recruited from one job to another) until now. If I were to plug into my local alumni group, I'd likely be fine. And I'll likely do that today.I was just wondering what someone might do with a degree in Latin and/or Ancient Greek. I guess the answer is not much?
It's Donnie. He's not with my old company anymore, but don't think I haven't been trying to get him to hire me in SC. He seems really sadistically content in my being in Knoxville, though. I get a call from him every few days asking how the in-laws are.Drug mule for Donny and friends?Any good Birthday stories to tell?I feel like a flaming sack of dog poo this morning. Too much mixing the drinks last night. Wine + Margaritas + more wine + Jose Cuervo =![]()
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