GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

Lets have a GMTAN 1,000,000th post pool.Its far enough away that we can pick a date, rather than a time. Its also far enough away that it would be hard to affect the outcome by over-posting.Entrants cannot more than 20x a day when within the week of their selected date.$50 per entry, must have 20 posts in the thread to enter.Entries end 12/01/2011 Claim your date and mail me a check within a week or your date gets released back to the pool. You can buy more than one date.Winner takes all.

Shouldn't this be around 2040?

Oops. I meant VIEWS.

 

[Gadzooks]

Last night I exchange a couple texts with a girl that could do much better than me. She mentions that she is bored, I text her back saying that I was too and that we should go get a drink. For about an hour there is no response. I give up on her and go to my freezer and start organizing my freeze pops by color. And then I hear the little clicking noise from my phone telling me I just received a text. I get excited and I grab my phone only to find that the text is not from the girl. It's from Thorn. It's a picture of a toilet. I always appreciate texts with pics of random toilets, but I gotta say, I was a little disappointed last night.

 

[cosjobs]

Lets have a GMTAN 1,000,000th post view pool.

Its far enough away that we can pick a date, rather than a time. Its also far enough away that it would be hard to affect the outcome by over-posting. viewing

Entrants cannot more than 20x a day when within the week of their selected date.

$50 per entry, must have 20 posts in the thread to enter.

Entries end 12/01/2011

Claim your date and mail me a check within a week or your date gets released back to the pool.

You can buy more than one date.

Winner takes all.

I'm claiming 2/13/2012edit to add: pot = $50

 

[Hawks64]

Taking my daughter to gymnastics and shopping this morning and afternoon and then whipping up a new batch of apple pie moonshine to enjoy while she's at her mom's

Please elaborate on how you make this intriguing sounding beverage.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Flying monkeys made me masturbate to that "Where's The Beed" lady for years.

WTMF?

Sorry, "Beef".

I actually figured that, I still am shuked here

 

[Mr.Pack]

Flying monkeys made me masturbate to that "Where's The Beed" lady for years.

WTMF?

Sorry, "Beef".

Still, WTMF?

JFC, jokes down? Just #### I think of when I let my mind wander.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Lets have a GMTAN 1,000,000th post pool.

Its far enough away that we can pick a date, rather than a time. Its also far enough away that it would be hard to affect the outcome by over-posting.

Entrants cannot more than 20x a day when within the week of their selected date.

$50 per entry, must have 20 posts in the thread to enter.

Entries end 12/01/2011

Claim your date and mail me a check within a week or your date gets released back to the pool.

You can buy more than one date.

Winner takes all.

Do you live in Nigeria by any chance?

Oh oh..... Speaking Nigeria. I had to take my wife for an MRI on Thursday. I'm sitting in the waiting room and overhear the receptionist on the phone with someone, sounded like she was talking to her mom.

Anyway, I hear her say " we still didn't get that check from that lawyer in Nigeria" and she laughs a little, like she was a bit embarassed. Then she says, "he talked directly to him, there was a direct phone number in the email, so he talked to him and he apologized and said he would fed-ex it personally yesterday...... so we'll see. We don't know this guy, so we'll see if it's true or not"

Then the wife was done and we left....

I really wanted to say something....

 

[bentley]

Just spent an hour with JR trying to get him to go back to sleep. At various times, it was either his foot, arm, or elbow that was hurting, but he assured me that watching cartoons downstairs instead of laying in his bed would make it better. He's asleep now, but if he wakes up in the morning with an ear infection that keeps me from going to the Longhorn game, there's going to be trouble.

Hey. Guess who is spending the morning at the pediatricians office instead of going to a college football game?

 

[Gadzooks]

Some classic SLB in the drunk thread in case you missed it. Though I guess since most of everyone here visits the drunk thead, you'd probably see this eventually.

ever wake up in a hospital?black eye, fat lip, sore ribs, bruised knee and elbow - no idea what happened, done drinkingI think I got mugged, all cash and 1 credit card missing from walletdebating whether or not I go back to the last bar I remember being at to ask them if they know what happened

$12k hospital bill received today I feel like I'm going to be sick.Filing police report tomorrow. When I originally called the PD and left msg, I got a call back 3 days later and was told to call 911 which didn't make sense at the time.I guess I'm on the hook for this bill even though I got mugged?

Jesus. I say offer them 500 and claim if they don't take it you'll file C8. GLGB

Do you mean Chapter 7 (bankruptcy)? Can't find anything on Chapter 8.

Fuvk, I don't know. Just threaten chapters.

 

[Guster]

Taking my daughter to gymnastics and shopping this morning and afternoon and then whipping up a new batch of apple pie moonshine to enjoy while she's at her mom's

Please elaborate on how you make this intriguing sounding beverage.

Ingredients:1 gal apple cider

1 gal apple juice

3 cups sugar

1 box cinnamon sticks

750 mL ever clear

250 mL spiced rum

Directions:

Combine apple juice, cider, sugar and cinnamon sticks and bring to a boil

Boil for 10-15 min

Remove from heat and allow to cool to room temp

Add ever clear and rum, stir and refrigerate

 

[Tiger Fan]

Got this marinating for the grill tomorrow: Hawaiian Chicken Kabobs

Ingredients

3 tablespoons soy sauce

3 tablespoons brown sugar

2 tablespoons sherry

1 tablespoon sesame oil

1/4 teaspoon ground ginger

1/4 teaspoon garlic powder

8 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cut into 2 inch pieces

1 (20 ounce) can pineapple chunks, drained

skewers

Directions

In a shallow glass dish, mix the soy sauce, brown sugar, sherry, sesame oil, ginger, and garlic powder. Stir the chicken pieces and pineapple into the marinade until well coated. Cover, and marinate in the refrigerator at least 2 hours.

Preheat grill to medium-high heat.

Lightly oil the grill grate. Thread chicken and pineapple alternately onto skewers. Grill 15 to 20 minutes, turning occasionally, or until chicken juices run clear.

How did these turn out? Kind of want to make these tonight...

Came out good, if I did again, I would make the following changes:1. More marinade and heat the leftover to a glaze to brush onto everything while on the grill.

2. I used Pam instead of oil on the gril grate...big mistake..definitely use oil.

3. Put all veggies, pineapple and chicken on separate skewers b/c they take different times to cook

Made these tonight. Really, really good flavor. We only did 3 chicken breast halves, so I halved the recipe for the marinade. I'll likely do a little more marinade in the future (as you mentioned above), but we really enjoyed this.

 

[General Malaise]

Just spent an hour with JR trying to get him to go back to sleep. At various times, it was either his foot, arm, or elbow that was hurting, but he assured me that watching cartoons downstairs instead of laying in his bed would make it better. He's asleep now, but if he wakes up in the morning with an ear infection that keeps me from going to the Longhorn game, there's going to be trouble.

Hey. Guess who is spending the morning at the pediatricians office instead of going to a college football game?

ooof, sorry gb. maybe you can go hit the 2nd half?

 

[General Malaise]

Last soccer game today. Timber Army record stands at 2-3-2 so a win today would be HUGE. Game is at noon. Anybody want to guess what the day looks like here in lovely Portland, OR?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Last soccer game today. Timber Army record stands at 2-3-2 so a win today would be HUGE. Game is at noon. Anybody want to guess what the day looks like here in lovely Portland, OR?

Try and work in Hank Strams' "YOU'RE KILLING ME OUT THERE WHITEY, KILLING ME!"or Vince Lombardi's famous line "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE?"

 

[Tecumseh]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

21.

2242-7 in the 3rd quarter when the opposition subbed in their freshmen.

2340-0 at halftime. Final score 47-0.

Annnnnd 24.33-0 loss to end the season. Can't wait for next year!

 

[Tribulation]

Last night I exchange a couple texts with a girl that could do much better than me. She mentions that she is bored, I text her back saying that I was too and that we should go get a drink. For about an hour there is no response. I give up on her and go to my freezer and start organizing my freeze pops by color. And then I hear the little clicking noise from my phone telling me I just received a text. I get excited and I grab my phone only to find that the text is not from the girl. It's from Thorn. It's a picture of a toilet. I always appreciate texts with pics of random toilets, but I gotta say, I was a little disappointed last night.

Well then you probably don't want to hear that that girl committed suicide last night.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just spent an hour with JR trying to get him to go back to sleep. At various times, it was either his foot, arm, or elbow that was hurting, but he assured me that watching cartoons downstairs instead of laying in his bed would make it better. He's asleep now, but if he wakes up in the morning with an ear infection that keeps me from going to the Longhorn game, there's going to be trouble.

Hey. Guess who is spending the morning at the pediatricians office instead of going to a college football game?

Well that sucks. Hope JR is alright GB.

Some classic SLB

I kill me.

 

[Thorn]

Couple of things, one of my larger accounts got a new buyer a couple of weeks ago. She did what every new purchasing agent does and started comparing prices. Fine, I got nothing to hide. So when I go to meet her to give her some reporting, I noticed she smelled like smoke. So the next time I met with her I smoked a cig and immediately apologized to her for smell like smoke. She told me no apology was nesecarrry because she was a smoker too. Now I get even more business from them. Thoughts?

Also, here is a story Cal wrote at school yesterday.

A+ for penmanship.

 

[Osaurus]

Trying out a recipe for sweet potato cakes with cilantro lime sauce. It's a possible Thanksgiving dish. Hope it works out. :fingerscrossed:

 

[Thorn]

Last night I exchange a couple texts with a girl that could do much better than me. She mentions that she is bored, I text her back saying that I was too and that we should go get a drink. For about an hour there is no response. I give up on her and go to my freezer and start organizing my freeze pops by color. And then I hear the little clicking noise from my phone telling me I just received a text. I get excited and I grab my phone only to find that the text is not from the girl. It's from Thorn. It's a picture of a toilet. I always appreciate texts with pics of random toilets, but I gotta say, I was a little disappointed last night.

 

[phrozen]

Last soccer game today. Timber Army record stands at 2-3-2 so a win today would be HUGE. Game is at noon. Anybody want to guess what the day looks like here in lovely Portland, OR?

 

[phrozen]

I had a coupon for Mach 3 disposable razors. I decided to pick them up and use them. They work well just as well as the Fusion. 5 blades is better my ###.

 

[mr. furley]

Just spent an hour with JR trying to get him to go back to sleep. At various times, it was either his foot, arm, or elbow that was hurting, but he assured me that watching cartoons downstairs instead of laying in his bed would make it better. He's asleep now, but if he wakes up in the morning with an ear infection that keeps me from going to the Longhorn game, there's going to be trouble.

Hey. Guess who is spending the morning at the pediatricians office instead of going to a college football game?

angrywife?

 

[mr. furley]

anyone in Oklahoma feel those earthquakes?

 

[rickyjgo]

Tanner > hey

holy ####

Crying here. So stupid, so genius.

 

[bentley]

Just spent an hour with JR trying to get him to go back to sleep. At various times, it was either his foot, arm, or elbow that was hurting, but he assured me that watching cartoons downstairs instead of laying in his bed would make it better. He's asleep now, but if he wakes up in the morning with an ear infection that keeps me from going to the Longhorn game, there's going to be trouble.

Hey. Guess who is spending the morning at the pediatricians office instead of going to a college football game?

angrywife?

As it turns out, that was the right answer. I stayed home with angrybaby while the mrs took JR to the doctor. Diagnosis ear infection. May have another round of tubes.

 

[Sconch]

Fuvk, I don't know. Just threaten chapters.

 

[rickyjgo]

Packing up my stuff in preparation of bailing out of the Middle East for a few months. Where the hell did all of this sand come from?

 

[Sconch]

Last soccer game today. Timber Army record stands at 2-3-2 so a win today would be HUGE. Game is at noon. Anybody want to guess what the day looks like here in lovely Portland, OR?

Cloudy with chance of hippies?

 

[Sconch]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

21.

2242-7 in the 3rd quarter when the opposition subbed in their freshmen.

2340-0 at halftime. Final score 47-0.

Annnnnd 24.33-0 loss to end the season. Can't wait for next year!

No offense but would it make a difference if they replaced you with Karaoke night?

 

[Tecumseh]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

21.

2242-7 in the 3rd quarter when the opposition subbed in their freshmen.

2340-0 at halftime. Final score 47-0.

Annnnnd 24.33-0 loss to end the season. Can't wait for next year!

No offense but would it make a difference if they replaced you with Karaoke night?

There'd probably be more listeners...

 

[Sconch]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

21.

2242-7 in the 3rd quarter when the opposition subbed in their freshmen.

2340-0 at halftime. Final score 47-0.

Annnnnd 24.33-0 loss to end the season. Can't wait for next year!

No offense but would it make a difference if they replaced you with Karaoke night?

There'd probably be more listeners...

I think I'd just start making stuff up. "Looks like we have travelling on the Wombats. Coach Hatband can't be happy about that. Looks like he's taking his pants off right there on the sideline. Don't forget folks, after the game there will be a pool cue fight in the parking lot."

 

[Sconch]

Getting ready to go tailgate JuCo style. My nephew's last game as a BC Renegade and it's homecoming. For a junior college there's some serious tailgating going on. I might even have a beer if I get a wild hair.

 

[Tecumseh]

Well, basketball season does start in 2 weeks...

 

[proninja]

Last game at Husky Stadium before it gets completely revamped tonight. Huskies are playing Oregon, who are a lot better than we are, and we just got absolutely waxed by Stanford a couple weeks ago. I'm watching the game with an Oregon grad. Pretty sure this is going to suck.

 

[General Malaise]

WHO IS THE HAPPIEST COACH IN THE WORLD?????

THIS GUY!!!!!111!!

 

[General Malaise]

Last game at Husky Stadium before it gets completely revamped tonight. Huskies are playing Oregon, who are a lot better than we are, and we just got absolutely waxed by Stanford a couple weeks ago. I'm watching the game with an Oregon grad. Pretty sure this is going to suck.

I dunno....I think this might be a really hard game for the Ducks. They haven't played all that well on defense and tonight, they might get caught off guard. If this Husky team comes out firing, it might be a long night in Seattle.

 

[Sconch]

WHO IS THE HAPPIEST COACH IN THE WORLD?????

THIS GUY!!!!!111!!

Did you guys win?

 

[kevzilla]

WHO IS THE HAPPIEST COACH IN THE WORLD?????

THIS GUY!!!!!111!!

Did you guys win?

You've been shticking it up all over today. But yeah, where's the vuvuzela?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

WHO IS THE HAPPIEST COACH IN THE WORLD?????

THIS GUY!!!!!111!!

We're # 2?

 

[General Malaise]

WHO IS THE HAPPIEST COACH IN THE WORLD?????

THIS GUY!!!!!111!!

Did you guys win?

4-2, despite Kellen kicking the ball into our own goal early in the game to make it 1-0 bad guys. But we fought back hard in the nasty mud, horrible rain and icy cold. We finished the year 3-3-2 after an 0-2 start. We had the youngest team in the league with three 7-year olds. I'm so happy right now I think I'll tap dance my way to the bar.

 

[General Malaise]

WHO IS THE HAPPIEST COACH IN THE WORLD?????

THIS GUY!!!!!111!!

Did you guys win?

You've been shticking it up all over today. But yeah, where's the vuvuzela?

Crap, I forgot to blow that today. If you zoom in on my face, I kinda look like Shuke.

 

[proninja]

Last game at Husky Stadium before it gets completely revamped tonight. Huskies are playing Oregon, who are a lot better than we are, and we just got absolutely waxed by Stanford a couple weeks ago. I'm watching the game with an Oregon grad. Pretty sure this is going to suck.

I dunno....I think this might be a really hard game for the Ducks. They haven't played all that well on defense and tonight, they might get caught off guard. If this Husky team comes out firing, it might be a long night in Seattle.

I hope you're right, but if the last 7 games in a row are any indication (and our putrid defense against your all world offense), we're sunk. I hope the huskies can at least keep it close so I can blame the refs or something.

 

[proninja]

WHO IS THE HAPPIEST COACH IN THE WORLD?????

THIS GUY!!!!!111!!

Did you guys win?

4-2, despite Kellen kicking the ball into our own goal early in the game to make it 1-0 bad guys. But we fought back hard in the nasty mud, horrible rain and icy cold. We finished the year 3-3-2 after an 0-2 start. We had the youngest team in the league with three 7-year olds. I'm so happy right now I think I'll tap dance my way to the bar.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tanner killing it today. Have that beer, buddy...you've earned it.

 

[Hawks64]

Taking my daughter to gymnastics and shopping this morning and afternoon and then whipping up a new batch of apple pie moonshine to enjoy while she's at her mom's

Please elaborate on how you make this intriguing sounding beverage.

Ingredients:1 gal apple cider

1 gal apple juice

3 cups sugar

1 box cinnamon sticks

750 mL ever clear

250 mL spiced rum

Directions:

Combine apple juice, cider, sugar and cinnamon sticks and bring to a boil

Boil for 10-15 min

Remove from heat and allow to cool to room temp

Add ever clear and rum, stir and refrigerate

Sounds quite tasty but that's a helluva lot o booze. Might have to halve or quarter this recipe since it's just the wife and I.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I thought of a simple, awesome improvement on an existing product that may produce Chet like money. Now what?

6 minute abs?

Even better.

6 minute sex?

Do her twice and throw the third one at her?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Couple of things, one of my larger accounts got a new buyer a couple of weeks ago. She did what every new purchasing agent does and started comparing prices. Fine, I got nothing to hide. So when I go to meet her to give her some reporting, I noticed she smelled like smoke. So the next time I met with her I smoked a cig and immediately apologized to her for smell like smoke. She told me no apology was nesecarrry because she was a smoker too. Now I get even more business from them. Thoughts?

Also, here is a story Cal wrote at school yesterday.

A+ for penmanship.

He even copied and pasted the pictures in there which for some reason was my Dad's first question.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

WHO IS THE HAPPIEST COACH IN THE WORLD?????

THIS GUY!!!!!111!!

Did you guys win?

Nice job GM. Wish you would have gotten a Gatorade bath though.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

1 vs 2 chat tonight?