GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Josie Maran]

Say you're lettuce, but you're sentient.

Possibly one of the best sentences ever created.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Lettuce chat. Nice.

 

[Josie Maran]

Oh, odd that this came up when I just threw away a bag of spinach I must have bought around New Years.

And how do you think that spinach felt?

 

[Frostillicus]

Say you're lettuce, but you're sentient.

Possibly one of the best sentences ever created.

 

[Josie Maran]

Lettuce chat. Nice.

It's one of the few subjects I've been able to comprehend over the last six pages.

 

[Josie Maran]

Shining Path would have really really liked this thread.

That's a good 5000th post.

Someone deleted something along the way, and it is #4999.

Well that sucks.

 

[mr. furley]

could use a little help in the trojan thread

TIA

(this means dale)

 

[Josie Maran]

And seriously, where the hell is SLB?

 

[Frostillicus]

For Truck

See?

 

[McJose]

For Mrs. Davinci...and HJS.

mmmm...donut

 

[YSR]

For Mrs. Davinci...and HJS.

mmmm...donut

Really talented.

 

[McJose]

For Mrs. Davinci...and HJS.

mmmm...donut

Really talented.

Even more impressive is that she whipped that up in about 2 hours using stuff (fondant, coloring etc) she had left-over from the Mickey Mouse cake.

 

[Josie Maran]

For Mrs. Davinci...and HJS.

mmmm...donut

Pffft. Old news.

 

[mattmillen]

 

[jplvr]

Oh, odd that this came up when I just threw away a bag of spinach I must have bought around New Years.

And how do you think that spinach felt?

It probably felt like green pudding if it felt anything like it felt.

 

[Frostillicus]

Say you're lettuce, but you're sentient.

 

[charvik]

back from golf with beverages... the good news, I shot better than the heat index...

that bad... heat index was 112

 

[charvik]

I guess I have some catching up to do...

 

[Josie Maran]

back from golf with beverages... the good news, I shot better than the heat index...that bad... heat index was 112

I was under the impression that a Swede would melt or spontaneously combust under said conditions.

 

[charvik]

that is correct... normally, but mexican beer and rita helps slow down the melting process, ironically the opposite is true for my golf game....

 

[charvik]

Say you're lettuce, but you're sentient.

pure gold!

 

[charvik]

hmm... tat-video nowhere to be found... no way I am wading through all those facebook posts.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

hmm... tat-video nowhere to be found... no way I am wading through all those facebook posts.

I did, and it didn't matter. It's been scrubbed.

 

[jplvr]

hmm... tat-video nowhere to be found... no way I am wading through all those facebook posts.

I did, and it didn't matter. It's been scrubbed.

Damn, I thought that might be the first time iTat was better than real life Tat. That should be taken as a compliment, but I'm never sure.

 

[charvik]

oh... I think I found it, but it's very blurry, so not sure... Josh Groban?

 

[jplvr]

oh... I think I found it, but it's very blurry, so not sure... Josh Groban?

You aren't on a hockey board. We don't understand that Norwegian mumbo-jumbo here.Edit: Oh, the Tat video? Post it anyway.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

oh... I think I found it, but it's very blurry, so not sure... Josh Groban?

Das it.

 

[charvik]

Sure looks like tat>

 

[Tecumseh]

I just walked out to find my drunken wife doing "the robot" in the front yard. To Incubus.

 

[charvik]

tat> hi!

(let me know if I should delete the link... )

 

[jplvr]

That's definitely the punter.

 

[Frostillicus]

My brother just called me and told me that he just met the guy that this guy we play softball with's wife, who just had their baby a couple of months ago, is cheating on him with completely randomly.

 

[jplvr]

My brother just called me and told me that he just met the guy that this guy we play softball with's wife, who just had their baby a couple of months ago, is cheating on him with completely randomly.

If I figure this sentence out, I'm fairly certain I'll never have another power bill in my lifetime. Cold fusion would be my next accomplishment.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

My brother just called me and told me that he just met the guy that this guy we play softball with's wife, who just had their baby a couple of months ago, is cheating on him with completely randomly.

If I figure this sentence out, I'm fairly certain I'll never have another power bill in my lifetime. Cold fusion would be my next accomplishment.

Agreed

 

[YSR]

My brother just called me and told me that he just met the guy that this guy we play softball with's wife, who just had their baby a couple of months ago, is cheating on him with completely randomly.

If I figure this sentence out, I'm fairly certain I'll never have another power bill in my lifetime. Cold fusion would be my next accomplishment.

If you were to call me to explain it, we would at that time be a duo that could take on the entire world.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Sure looks like tat>

Somewhere Tigerfan is pissed that he didn't sing Freebird

 

[Chiwawa]

You geniuses in League 11 need to email Clayton Gray. He has pointed out your lack of cooperation in the SP.

For my fellow Deltas, her is his email.gray@footballguys.com

Just send him your FBG name and what league you're in.

Carlton didn't tell me what he wanted in the email so I sent him a picture of a duck. :league1:

I sent him a picture of Richard Pryor.

I just got a response email from Clayton, with Dodds CC'ed. It read "Who is this?" So I responded "That is Richard Pryor." pic

 

[Chiwawa]

BTW, I would tuck it back for Adam Dunn.

 

[bostonfred]

Excuse me miss, I speak jive.

1. Frost

2. Frost's brother

3. Frost's teammate

4. Frost's teammate's wife

5. Frost's teammate's wife's boyfriend

#2 on that list just met #5 on that list. He called Frost to tell him about it.

 

[shuke]

hi

 

[kevzilla]

Excuse me miss, I speak jive. 1. Frost2. Frost's brother3. Frost's teammate 4. Frost's teammate's wife5. Frost's teammate's wife's boyfriend#2 on that list just met #5 on that list. He called Frost to tell him about it.

You are either completely sober, or exactly as drunk as Frosty. Either way, congrats!

 

[Josie Maran]

You geniuses in League 11 need to email Clayton Gray. He has pointed out your lack of cooperation in the SP.

For my fellow Deltas, her is his email.gray@footballguys.com

Just send him your FBG name and what league you're in.

Carlton didn't tell me what he wanted in the email so I sent him a picture of a duck. :X :league1:

I sent him a picture of Richard Pryor.

I just got a response email from Clayton, with Dodds CC'ed. It read "Who is this?" So I responded "That is Richard Pryor." pic

 

[Josie Maran]

hi

Oh hello shuke.

 

[McJose]

My brother just called me and told me that he just met the guy that this guy we play softball with's wife, who just had their baby a couple of months ago, is cheating on him with completely randomly.

link

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

And seriously, where the hell is SLB?

Anyways, all this talk about fighting has reminded me of a story. I'm nowhere as entertaining as the people in this thread so I'm hesitant to tell it. Is it worth it?

 

[Gadzooks]

And seriously, where the hell is SLB?

Anyways, all this talk about fighting has reminded me of a story. I'm nowhere as entertaining as the people in this thread so I'm hesitant to tell it. Is it worth it?

Go ahead, I'm listening.

 

[Chiwawa]

I just got a response email from Clayton, with Dodds CC'ed. It read "Who is this?" So I responded "That is Richard Pryor."

pic

I made sure to tell him the picture was a duck so there wouldn't be any confusion.

We're nothing if not helpful.

 

[kevzilla]

Totally worthy of this thread.

 

[Otis]

So Joe might have had a 'teensy' bit of an issue with my current avatar until I explained it to him.

He's upset with a painting depicting Jesus cradling a T-Rex?Let's go no avatars for now.

It's a dromaeosaurid.

I'm starting to see his point.

You no longer understand what the avatar means?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Sunrise in NYC as you take a cab home on a Friday night is one of the most beautiful sights you can have. Sitting here with a whiskey nightcap, just relaxing after a crazy week and a crazier night.

Started after work for happy hour with some coworkers. Ended in the middle of a wedding party on the balcony of a downtown Manhattan apartment at 5 AM.

I cannot tell you the last time I had this much fun. Met a chick who I LOVE who is crazy but will be fun to hang out with going forward. Met a dude from Colorado who has a "medical" marijuana practice. Needless to say he was well stocked. Met a ton of super cool people, had a ton of conversations that seemed profound at the time.

Just a great time.