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Tremendous Upside said:
Sunrise in NYC as you take a cab home on a Friday night is one of the most beautiful sights you can have. Sitting here with a whiskey nightcap, just relaxing after a crazy week and a crazier night.Started after work for happy hour with some coworkers. Ended in the middle of a wedding party on the balcony of a downtown Manhattan apartment at 5 AM.I cannot tell you the last time I had this much fun. Met a chick who I LOVE who is crazy but will be fun to hang out with going forward. Met a dude from Colorado who has a "medical" marijuana practice. Needless to say he was well stocked. Met a ton of super cool people, had a ton of conversations that seemed profound at the time. Just a great time.
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:yawn: :no:
 
Tremendous Upside said:
Sunrise in NYC as you take a cab home on a Friday night is one of the most beautiful sights you can have. Sitting here with a whiskey nightcap, just relaxing after a crazy week and a crazier night.Started after work for happy hour with some coworkers. Ended in the middle of a wedding party on the balcony of a downtown Manhattan apartment at 5 AM.I cannot tell you the last time I had this much fun. Met a chick who I LOVE who is crazy but will be fun to hang out with going forward. Met a dude from Colorado who has a "medical" marijuana practice. Needless to say he was well stocked. Met a ton of super cool people, had a ton of conversations that seemed profound at the time. Just a great time.
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and to think I woke up at 5:10 "just because". God my life sucks.
 
jplvr said:
What happened to SLB? I don't know him from Adam, but he was entertaining in here.Anyway, I think I could be the biggest ### on the planet when it comes to customer service people. The time I asked the Indian (dot) woman on the other end of the line to get me someone who speaks English probably tipped the CS world off, but today probably cemented me in the hall of fame as our DSL line went out yesterday and was not up this morning.A 1-5 appointment "time" was set-up, but there was no sign of them by 3:30. I called in to see if anyone was on their way. After holding for 10 minutes as she checked on that particular fact, the woman came back with, "They're still going to get to your ticket today." I pointed out my question concerned whether or not they were actually on the road towards my office, but she just repeated her statement with inflection. The fun started there. At some point, I said, "that's ######ed" and she informed me of her cousin with Down's. Unphased, I continued to tell her there was no reason to go back through "troubleshooting" to reschedule an appointment for Monday morning, but she insisted. After immediately answering "ok, done" every time she tried walking me through the steps to trouble shoot my modem, she finally caught on about 10 questions in, asking me, "Sir, are you actually doing the steps?" The cool part was that I got cut off with the guy who was originally trying to help me. After waiting on him to call back for about 10 minutes, I got hooked up with little miss sunshine. He called back during the troubleshooting process and I'm not entirely certain she ever dropped the call as I just left her on hold as the first guy handled the rescheduling for Monday without a hiccup. Her line was still lit up when I walked out the door, but I don't know if she was still on the line.
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lol at "Are you actually doing the steps"
 
There should be a button on this message board software with the "add reply and return to this post" function.....it would eliminate having to open another tab to reply.

 
I always thought S.O.B. only meant one thing: "Son of a B****" Apparently it's commonly used in restaurants/diners for "Side Of Bacon". Never knew this until I went to breakfast this morning with my brother. I pretty much always order 3 eggs over easy, toast and a side of bacon. Today I had this conversation with the waitress after my brother ordered:

Waitress: And what would you like?

Gadzooks: 3 eggs over easy and white toast (pause while I hold back a sneeze)

Waitress: And you want a S.O.B. too, right?

Gadzooks: A what?

Waitress: S.O.B.

Gadzooks (puzzled): yes, and can I get an (A)-hole too.

Waitress: Haha, S.O.B. is "side of bacon".

Gadzooks: I see. Oh and can I get an OJ too. That means Orange Juice.

Waitress (with fake smile as she walks away): Very funny

Brother: You're such a J.A.

Gadzooks: JackA**?

Brother: Y.E.S.

 
My only fantasy league is drafting now, ppr. I'm out of the 1 spot c. Johnson, fitz and g. Jennings so far. I love this league

 
I went for a nice long run along South Boston's coast earlier...lots of hard bodies out on the beach despite it being about 5 degrees too low for a true beach day. Just one of those little things that make life worth living...

 
Sorry to hear DR.

I'll try to brighten everyone's night, maybe even yours.

I know I live in Alabama and incest jokes are pretty easy, but I had AT LEAST 10 of the most uncomfortable conversations I've ever had tonight. My 2nd cousin got married with a 600 people RSVPing to attend. Lots of hot women there, but every conversation had: "How do you know (the bride)?" "I'm her cousin." "Wait, I'm her cousin." None of us are anywhere near realated, but there were many uncomfortable moments all night long. Even knowing none of us were really realated, I pretty much gave up from the onset considering my middle name is the same as 90% of the guests on the bride's side of the guest list. The "fun" basically came from countless Lebanese mother's attempting to set me up with their daughters, but having to spend several minuts trying to figure out the family tree.

Talk about a small world... about 5 years ago, me and a buddy are coming back from Colorado and get stuck in Dallas for the night. A knock-out mid-eastern looking girl is at the bar and we strike up a conversation. Turns out she's a former NFL cheerleader and married to (or marrying) a guy who's the son of a guy who owns a set of restaurants in town. I knew the guy and he wasn't there, but his dad was. I guess we're cousins somehow too. :goodposting:

I've also been drinking, fyi. GB open bar. No liquor, but decent wine and Stella. I'm pretty sure there's on cilantro left in the continental U.S. as the catering service they used depleted it all on the dinner menu.

 
jplvr said:
Sorry to hear DR.I'll try to brighten everyone's night, maybe even yours.I know I live in Alabama and incest jokes are pretty easy, but I had AT LEAST 10 of the most uncomfortable conversations I've ever had tonight. My 2nd cousin got married with a 600 people RSVPing to attend. Lots of hot women there, but every conversation had: "How do you know (the bride)?" "I'm her cousin." "Wait, I'm her cousin." None of us are anywhere near realated, but there were many uncomfortable moments all night long. Even knowing none of us were really realated, I pretty much gave up from the onset considering my middle name is the same as 90% of the guests on the bride's side of the guest list. The "fun" basically came from countless Lebanese mother's attempting to set me up with their daughters, but having to spend several minuts trying to figure out the family tree. Talk about a small world... about 5 years ago, me and a buddy are coming back from Colorado and get stuck in Dallas for the night. A knock-out mid-eastern looking girl is at the bar and we strike up a conversation. Turns out she's a former NFL cheerleader and married to (or marrying) a guy who's the son of a guy who owns a set of restaurants in town. I knew the guy and he wasn't there, but his dad was. I guess we're cousins somehow too. :)I've also been drinking, fyi. GB open bar. No liquor, but decent wine and Stella. I'm pretty sure there's on cilantro left in the continental U.S. as the catering service they used depleted it all on the dinner menu.
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If you go anywhere and youre related to 600 people, I assume 300 are horny gals, and yet you cant even try to get laid because youre related to them all.....Time to move :goodposting:
 
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