Mr.Pack
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Mr.Pack
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Take the asterisk off my name, and the question mark off Pack. Ten months out, the whole list is theoretical, isn't it?
Seriously, if there's any way I can be there, I'll be there.
ETA: the 22nd is my 22nd wedding anniversary. I will need a break.
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Mr.Pack
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krista4
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Ms. Deal has been found and fed! Unfortunately I missed her because of work. 
Mr. krista said repeatedly that she was very nice. She enjoyed her meal and took some to go. Also twice offered Pixies tickets to anyone who wanted them tonight. Unfortunately I missed this because of work.
Mr. krista said repeatedly that she was very nice. She enjoyed her meal and took some to go. Also twice offered Pixies tickets to anyone who wanted them tonight. Unfortunately I missed this because of work. 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'll be heading up that portion of the group.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
YSR
Footballguy
Reminds me of GM's post on my FB wall the day after I got married, essentially congratulating me for being married longer than Britney Spears. You guys are really lumping me in with some good ones.
cosjobs
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Notorious T.R.E.
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YSR
Footballguy
Well, all my friends who I sent to MoM sure are gonna be pissed.Ms. Deal has been found and fed! Unfortunately I missed her because of work.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oh, thanks.
Only if I'm dead or MIA which the way things are going, is entirely possible.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I like Detroit and I love dallas. I hate divorce, but sadly, that's where my sister is headed. BIL moved out over the weekend.You mean divorce or Dallas or Detroit?I actually like Detroit.I miss something?ETA: Oh, in my flu-like general malaise (SEE WHAT I DID THERE, RICK?), I read "the Big D" as "DEATH."It still sucks, but there's worse things than living in Detroit.
Sorry GB.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
What, you think we'll be getting rooms? I was just gonna bring a big bag of coke and a few cases of Red Bull.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I've heard there is a restaurant in vegas that is INSIDE a CHANDELIER!
proninja
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I'd be willing to go down there for a week just, you know, to make sure everything's okVery seriously going to look at more Nicaraguan properties when we're down there in December. Any interested investors, let me know.
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-fish-
Footballguy
I may need to flee the country be in a position to invest at that point.Very seriously going to look at more Nicaraguan properties when we're down there in December. Any interested investors, let me know.
krista4
Footballguy
I've often offered in this thread to let people stay at the current humble abode. Right now, except for a week in December, we are booked solid through mid-March.I'd be willing to go down there for a week just, you know, to make sure everything's okVery seriously going to look at more Nicaraguan properties when we're down there in December. Any interested investors, let me know.
I may need to flee the country be in a position to invest at that point.Very seriously going to look at more Nicaraguan properties when we're down there in December. Any interested investors, let me know.
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YSR
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Too bad your property manager is the only one making money off of that.Hey, BTW, what's the latest with Zack Morris?I've often offered in this thread to let people stay at the current humble abode. Right now, except for a week in December, we are booked solid through mid-March.I'd be willing to go down there for a week just, you know, to make sure everything's okVery seriously going to look at more Nicaraguan properties when we're down there in December. Any interested investors, let me know.
krista4
Footballguy
Oh, all the money comes to me. No worries there.Too bad your property manager is the only one making money off of that.Hey, BTW, what's the latest with Zack Morris?I've often offered in this thread to let people stay at the current humble abode. Right now, except for a week in December, we are booked solid through mid-March.I'd be willing to go down there for a week just, you know, to make sure everything's okVery seriously going to look at more Nicaraguan properties when we're down there in December. Any interested investors, let me know.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Grilled Green Tomatoes Caprese recipe. Had this last night and it was delicious. Highly recommend this one if you like green tomatoes.
Sconch
Footballguy
Good call. They're worse.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Thanks man. Hopefully my sister will start making some good decisions and do what is best for her sons....but she's spent the last 6 months making horrible decisions and putting herself first and foremost. Obviously we can't all have sane, rational, wise sisters like you do.I like Detroit and I love dallas. I hate divorce, but sadly, that's where my sister is headed. BIL moved out over the weekend.You mean divorce or Dallas or Detroit?I actually like Detroit.I miss something?
Osaurus
Footballguy
I think it was 1989 when I first saw the Pixies open for Love and Rockets at the PAC in Milwaukee. I think I just missed them in Orlando last weekend.
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I don't think one of our fellow GMTAN members knows that when you do the whole Yahoo+Facebook thing it posts the latest stories that you've read right on your FB page
that RSS news feed he's using looks pretty rapey.I don't think one of our fellow GMTAN members knows that when you do the whole Yahoo+Facebook thing it posts the latest stories that you've read right on your FB page
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mr. furley
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jfc, can someone tell me when paypal funds become available after an ebay sale has been confirmed and paid?
funds are in my account but show as "pending". do i get the money when delivery is confirmed? 3 days later? a week later?
funds are in my account but show as "pending". do i get the money when delivery is confirmed? 3 days later? a week later?
Notorious T.R.E.
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I don't think one of our fellow GMTAN members knows that when you do the whole Yahoo+Facebook thing it posts the latest stories that you've read right on your FB page
krista4
Footballguy
Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
BRONG
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Nah, game's over now, he was put in at the end. Didn't get to see him shoot or anything. Very tall, lanky kid. Blocks and boards only I guess.Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
Sconch
Footballguy
You gotta hand it to him though.Nah, game's over now, he was put in at the end. Didn't get to see him shoot or anything. Very tall, lanky kid. Blocks and boards only I guess.Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
Tecumseh
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Gotta respect the determination his parents armed him with.You gotta hand it to him though.Nah, game's over now, he was put in at the end. Didn't get to see him shoot or anything. Very tall, lanky kid. Blocks and boards only I guess.Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
Mr.Pack
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Guster
Footballguy
What position does he play? Foreward?Gotta respect the determination his parents armed him with.You gotta hand it to him though.Nah, game's over now, he was put in at the end. Didn't get to see him shoot or anything. Very tall, lanky kid. Blocks and boards only I guess.Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
-fish-
Footballguy
He's a center. He can single-handedly change the game.What position does he play? Foreward?Gotta respect the determination his parents armed him with.You gotta hand it to him though.Nah, game's over now, he was put in at the end. Didn't get to see him shoot or anything. Very tall, lanky kid. Blocks and boards only I guess.Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
krista4
Footballguy
All this humor is really disarming.Gotta respect the determination his parents armed him with.You gotta hand it to him though.Nah, game's over now, he was put in at the end. Didn't get to see him shoot or anything. Very tall, lanky kid. Blocks and boards only I guess.Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
Tecumseh
Footballguy
He leaves opposing players stumped.He's a center. He can single-handedly change the game.What position does he play? Foreward?Gotta respect the determination his parents armed him with.You gotta hand it to him though.Nah, game's over now, he was put in at the end. Didn't get to see him shoot or anything. Very tall, lanky kid. Blocks and boards only I guess.Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
krista4
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
They knew what they were going up against. Forewarned is forearmed.He leaves opposing players stumped.He's a center. He can single-handedly change the game.What position does he play? Foreward?Gotta respect the determination his parents armed him with.You gotta hand it to him though.Nah, game's over now, he was put in at the end. Didn't get to see him shoot or anything. Very tall, lanky kid. Blocks and boards only I guess.Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Back in High School we played against a team that had a one-armed kid when I played and Captained the Frosh basketball team (we went 3 and 14 and led the league in technicals, ejections and at one point almost had to forfeit a game because the entire team was going to be suspended because we were caught drinking in the lockerroom after practice. Also had 2 guys on the team get ejected in a game once because they were fist fighting each other on the bench) Any ways, this kid we were playing against did not have a left arm, kinda just had a stub like Jim Abbott. But the kid was good and he was lighting us up in the first half. At halftime our Coach (who I think became an alcoholic due to our team) completely lost it. He's screaming about our lack of effort and lack of teamwork and then says how #22 (one-armed bandit) is killing us out there. He calmed down for a second and then with a fierce intensity told us this: "I'm only gonna say this once: for the love of God, force that kid to his left! He LITERALLY HAS NO LEFT!!! When he's dribbling and he gives you that head and shoulder fake and looks like he's going to go left..... HE'S NOT GOING LEFT!!!! I promise you he's not!!! Now I swear to God, if any of you get beat by that kid going right, as God as my witness I will punch you in the face and walk out of the gym and never come back! Are we clear on this?"Nah, game's over now, he was put in at the end. Didn't get to see him shoot or anything. Very tall, lanky kid. Blocks and boards only I guess.Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
Since I didn't really care about the season anymore I replied: "Coach, don't worry, I'll guard him in the 2nd half. Now which number is he again?" Coach just smiled and told me I was a complete jack###.
Sconch
Footballguy
AwesomeBack in High School we played against a team that had a one-armed kid when I played and Captained the Frosh basketball team (we went 3 and 14 and led the league in technicals, ejections and at one point almost had to forfeit a game because the entire team was going to be suspended because we were caught drinking in the lockerroom after practice. Also had 2 guys on the team get ejected in a game once because they were fist fighting each other on the bench) Any ways, this kid we were playing against did not have a left arm, kinda just had a stub like Jim Abbott. But the kid was good and he was lighting us up in the first half. At halftime our Coach (who I think became an alcoholic due to our team) completely lost it. He's screaming about our lack of effort and lack of teamwork and then says how #22 (one-armed bandit) is killing us out there. He calmed down for a second and then with a fierce intensity told us this: "I'm only gonna say this once: for the love of God, force that kid to his left! He LITERALLY HAS NO LEFT!!! When he's dribbling and he gives you that head and shoulder fake and looks like he's going to go left..... HE'S NOT GOING LEFT!!!! I promise you he's not!!! Now I swear to God, if any of you get beat by that kid going right, as God as my witness I will punch you in the face and walk out of the gym and never come back! Are we clear on this?"Since I didn't really care about the season anymore I replied: "Coach, don't worry, I'll guard him in the 2nd half. Now which number is he again?" Coach just smiled and told me I was a complete jack###.Nah, game's over now, he was put in at the end. Didn't get to see him shoot or anything. Very tall, lanky kid. Blocks and boards only I guess.Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Back in High School we played against a team that had a one-armed kid when I played and Captained the Frosh basketball team (we went 3 and 14 and led the league in technicals, ejections and at one point almost had to forfeit a game because the entire team was going to be suspended because we were caught drinking in the lockerroom after practice. Also had 2 guys on the team get ejected in a game once because they were fist fighting each other on the bench) Any ways, this kid we were playing against did not have a left arm, kinda just had a stub like Jim Abbott. But the kid was good and he was lighting us up in the first half. At halftime our Coach (who I think became an alcoholic due to our team) completely lost it. He's screaming about our lack of effort and lack of teamwork and then says how #22 (one-armed bandit) is killing us out there. He calmed down for a second and then with a fierce intensity told us this: "I'm only gonna say this once: for the love of God, force that kid to his left! He LITERALLY HAS NO LEFT!!! When he's dribbling and he gives you that head and shoulder fake and looks like he's going to go left..... HE'S NOT GOING LEFT!!!! I promise you he's not!!! Now I swear to God, if any of you get beat by that kid going right, as God as my witness I will punch you in the face and walk out of the gym and never come back! Are we clear on this?"Nah, game's over now, he was put in at the end. Didn't get to see him shoot or anything. Very tall, lanky kid. Blocks and boards only I guess.Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
Since I didn't really care about the season anymore I replied: "Coach, don't worry, I'll guard him in the 2nd half. Now which number is he again?" Coach just smiled and told me I was a complete jack###.
mr. furley
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
It's not often I actually laugh out loud while reading something. This did it.AwesomeBack in High School we played against a team that had a one-armed kid when I played and Captained the Frosh basketball team (we went 3 and 14 and led the league in technicals, ejections and at one point almost had to forfeit a game because the entire team was going to be suspended because we were caught drinking in the lockerroom after practice. Also had 2 guys on the team get ejected in a game once because they were fist fighting each other on the bench) Any ways, this kid we were playing against did not have a left arm, kinda just had a stub like Jim Abbott. But the kid was good and he was lighting us up in the first half. At halftime our Coach (who I think became an alcoholic due to our team) completely lost it. He's screaming about our lack of effort and lack of teamwork and then says how #22 (one-armed bandit) is killing us out there. He calmed down for a second and then with a fierce intensity told us this: "I'm only gonna say this once: for the love of God, force that kid to his left! He LITERALLY HAS NO LEFT!!! When he's dribbling and he gives you that head and shoulder fake and looks like he's going to go left..... HE'S NOT GOING LEFT!!!! I promise you he's not!!! Now I swear to God, if any of you get beat by that kid going right, as God as my witness I will punch you in the face and walk out of the gym and never come back! Are we clear on this?"Since I didn't really care about the season anymore I replied: "Coach, don't worry, I'll guard him in the 2nd half. Now which number is he again?" Coach just smiled and told me I was a complete jack###.Nah, game's over now, he was put in at the end. Didn't get to see him shoot or anything. Very tall, lanky kid. Blocks and boards only I guess.Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
Samuel L Bronkowitz
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