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'Sconch said:
I don't think one of our fellow GMTAN members knows that when you do the whole Yahoo+Facebook thing it posts the latest stories that you've read right on your FB page :lmao:

Kev McKeverson read 3 articles.Black Sabbath announce new album, 2012 world tour.Ohio mother charged with raping infant son.Actor sentenced to life in prison for gang rape...
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:lmao: :lmao:
 
This morning on the way in, saw one of those rear window decals of the deer head and antlers in profile. Except the ‘deer’ was the ‘9’ in local area code 904. And the “numbers” were painted to look like the confederate flag.

Not surprisingly, the vehicle in question was a Chevy pickup.

Yee-ha.

 
'JaxBill said:
This morning on the way in, saw one of those rear window decals of the deer head and antlers in profile. Except the ‘deer’ was the ‘9’ in local area code 904. And the “numbers” were painted to look like the confederate flag.Not surprisingly, the vehicle in question was a Chevy pickup.Yee-ha.
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I saw a bumpersticker the other day that said "You could probably drive better if your car phone was UP YOUR BUTT".Car phone?
 
'Sconch said:
'JaxBill said:
This morning on the way in, saw one of those rear window decals of the deer head and antlers in profile. Except the ‘deer’ was the ‘9’ in local area code 904. And the “numbers” were painted to look like the confederate flag.Not surprisingly, the vehicle in question was a Chevy pickup.Yee-ha.
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I saw a bumpersticker the other day that said "You could probably drive better if your car phone was UP YOUR BUTT".Car phone?
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It's Oildale. :shrug:
 
'YSR said:
'Sconch said:
'JaxBill said:
This morning on the way in, saw one of those rear window decals of the deer head and antlers in profile. Except the ‘deer’ was the ‘9’ in local area code 904. And the “numbers” were painted to look like the confederate flag.

Not surprisingly, the vehicle in question was a Chevy pickup.

Yee-ha.
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I saw a bumpersticker the other day that said "You could probably drive better if your car phone was UP YOUR BUTT".Car phone?
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It's Oildale. :shrug:
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It was actually Stockdale, Aunt Bea.
 
'mr. furley said:
'mr. furley said:
jfc, can someone tell me when paypal funds become available after an ebay sale has been confirmed and paid?funds are in my account but show as "pending". do i get the money when delivery is confirmed? 3 days later? a week later?
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If memory serves me right, it was 3 to 5 days. If both the buyer and seller are special people (think they called it confirmed or some crap), then the transactions are pretty much instant.
 
When this happened, my grandmother put up the money to have car phones put in all of her granddaughters' cars. The little brother that the victim dropped off at school was a classmate of my sister's, so it rocked our little town.

 
'YSR said:
When this happened, my grandmother put up the money to have car phones put in all of her granddaughters' cars. The little brother that the victim dropped off at school was a classmate of my sister's, so it rocked our little town.
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I remember that. People can be the suck.
 
'YSR said:
When this happened, my grandmother put up the money to have car phones put in all of her granddaughters' cars. The little brother that the victim dropped off at school was a classmate of my sister's, so it rocked our little town.
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Is that the right link? Iowa? Illinois?
 
'Sconch said:
'YSR said:
When this happened, my grandmother put up the money to have car phones put in all of her granddaughters' cars. The little brother that the victim dropped off at school was a classmate of my sister's, so it rocked our little town.
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Is that the right link? Iowa? Illinois?
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Family lived in SC while her little brother was in high school and he graduated with my older sister. Then they moved to NJ. He went to Northwestern.
 
'YSR said:
'Sconch said:
'YSR said:
When this happened, my grandmother put up the money to have car phones put in all of her granddaughters' cars. The little brother that the victim dropped off at school was a classmate of my sister's, so it rocked our little town.
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Is that the right link? Iowa? Illinois?
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Family lived in SC while her little brother was in high school and he graduated with my older sister. Then they moved to NJ. He went to Northwestern.
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Ahhh...got it.
 
Hypothetical Situation -

You're standing in the shower. You're feeling awful with a nasty cold and a Nyquil hangover.

Suddenly you need to pass gas. Except it feels like a potential shart. Before you can block the shot, it prematurely ejaculates and you feel some extra lubricant marking the exit path. Now, you're in the shower so you're praying it's just water, but in your heart you know what it is. Sure enough, when you look down the evidence is heading for the drain like a flat brown snail. This is disconcerting. But you're a strong soul and recover to quickly pick up all the rubber duckies and little boats out of its path of destruction. Good job. The sanctity of your son's bath toys is safe. Your anal abortion then slips down the drain. The evidence is gone. Fantastic.

Except now what do you do?

Do you -

- get out and wipe with TP that will definitely stick and tear to leave a klingon armada?

- run your family's soap bar up and down your filthy crack?

- pour your wife's liquid shower gel down your thicket ravine in the hope that it'll reach ground zero, then bend over, part your cheeks, and aim at the shower head while saying a hail mary or two?

- lather up your hand as much as possible and wipe like an African tribesman?

TIA. Will answer yours.

 
'Idiot Boxer said:
Finding it difficult not to make a Sandusky-shower joke here
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Brings up a point that I was discussing last night. This is not at all directed at you, but given what we have learned and probably what we will learn, are Sandusky jokes ever going to be okay??Don't get me wrong, I've laughed at some tasteless Michael Jackson jokes, which I know makes me a hypocrite, but this Sandusky thing just gets me for some reason.

Perhaps I'm being too uptight, but in this case, I can't help it.

 
In unrelated news, a guy on a cellphone who just passed my office used the word 'facetime" as a verb. At least five times within 20 seconds.

 
'YSR said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
Finding it difficult not to make a Sandusky-shower joke here
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Brings up a point that I was discussing last night. This is not at all directed at you, but given what we have learned and probably what we will learn, are Sandusky jokes ever going to be okay??Don't get me wrong, I've laughed at some tasteless Michael Jackson jokes, which I know makes me a hypocrite, but this Sandusky thing just gets me for some reason.

Perhaps I'm being too uptight, but in this case, I can't help it.
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I'm with you on this. I'm fine reading about it now and then and I'm glad it was discovered, but I really don't want to talk about, let alone joke about it. A student tried to bring it up in class today. It was one of the first times I completely shut down a topic for discussion. I apologized and said it would take too much class time. But really I just didn't want to talk about it.

 
'YSR said:
'Idiot Boxer said:
Finding it difficult not to make a Sandusky-shower joke here
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Brings up a point that I was discussing last night. This is not at all directed at you, but given what we have learned and probably what we will learn, are Sandusky jokes ever going to be okay??Don't get me wrong, I've laughed at some tasteless Michael Jackson jokes, which I know makes me a hypocrite, but this Sandusky thing just gets me for some reason.

Perhaps I'm being too uptight, but in this case, I can't help it.
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Yes. Everything is fair game for a joke. The key will be that it be timed well and done with some degree of tact and a decent sense for crafting a good joke.
 
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