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We had to cancel our Thanksgiving trip to see my family at the last minute. Now Mr. krista is asleep on the couch while I'm eating Cape Cod potato chips, drinking wine, and watching a House marathon.

We know how to live. :thumbup:

 
We had to cancel our Thanksgiving trip to see my family at the last minute. Now Mr. krista is asleep on the couch while I'm eating Cape Cod potato chips, drinking wine, and watching a House marathon.We know how to live. :thumbup:
Sorry to hear. But, if it's any consolation, I'm sitting here eating pizza, drinking wine, and watching Super 8.
 
We had to cancel our Thanksgiving trip to see my family at the last minute. Now Mr. krista is asleep on the couch while I'm eating Cape Cod potato chips, drinking wine, and watching a House marathon.We know how to live. :thumbup:
slap it high?
Let's not go crazy.
We had to cancel our Thanksgiving trip to see my family at the last minute. Now Mr. krista is asleep on the couch while I'm eating Cape Cod potato chips, drinking wine, and watching a House marathon.We know how to live. :thumbup:
Sorry to hear. But, if it's any consolation, I'm sitting here eating pizza, drinking wine, and watching Super 8.
Oh, oddly enough I was scrolling through DirecTV around 4:30 and came thisclose to putting that on (until I found the House marathon instead). How is it? And as much as I love Cape Cod potato chips, pizza>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CCpc
 
We had to cancel our Thanksgiving trip to see my family at the last minute. Now Mr. krista is asleep on the couch while I'm eating Cape Cod potato chips, drinking wine, and watching a House marathon.We know how to live. :thumbup:
Sorry to hear. But, if it's any consolation, I'm sitting here eating pizza, drinking wine, and watching Super 8.
I just cleaned puke out of my little girl's hair, gave her a shower while fending off my 1 year old with my foot, and am now sitting her watching Despicable Me for the four hundredth time.I did buy a bottle of Jameson and six pack of Coors Light Tallboys earlier, so at least I got that goin' for me.
 
Boss left early today leaving me with a bunch of work to do (his) so I'm stuck here til at least 5:00. His punishment: sent him a text with the firm phone controlled by our spunky, out-spoken, a little on the larger side assistant professing her secret crush and requesting office sex next workday. Note: She is in on it. I don't know if this is a good prank or not. Leaning towards no.
Boss just responded with, "tell Woz he is an idiot." :bag:
 
We had to cancel our Thanksgiving trip to see my family at the last minute. Now Mr. krista is asleep on the couch while I'm eating Cape Cod potato chips, drinking wine, and watching a House marathon.We know how to live. :thumbup:
Sorry to hear. But, if it's any consolation, I'm sitting here eating pizza, drinking wine, and watching Super 8.
I just cleaned puke out of my little girl's hair, gave her a shower while fending off my 1 year old with my foot, and am now sitting her watching Despicable Me for the four hundredth time.I did buy a bottle of Jameson and six pack of Coors Light Tallboys earlier, so at least I got that goin' for me.
We bought 26 bottles of wine and port today. Should get us through the weekend.Did you ever get an answer to your Cannery Row question?UPDATE: It's really, really hard to stop eating Cape Cod potato chips.
 
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Just finished the worst week of work I've had in about 8-9 years.

And considering it was only 3 days, well, it was a #### storm.

Now, I am going to start drinking, moderately and then heavily. If I happen to come back in this thread, I am hoping/praying RaiderRudnicki will be kind enough to delete my posts if offensive.

fortunately I have no one's cell phone number so no drunken texts are to be worried about.....although I may have one or two stored away somewhere :unsure:

oh, and anyway, I just came in here to wish everyone a happy thanksgiving. thank you for all the laughs that help me through my days (Well, usually, not this week though). I hope everyone is safe and happy.

 
We had to cancel our Thanksgiving trip to see my family at the last minute. Now Mr. krista is asleep on the couch while I'm eating Cape Cod potato chips, drinking wine, and watching a House marathon.We know how to live. :thumbup:
slap it high?
Let's not go crazy.
We had to cancel our Thanksgiving trip to see my family at the last minute. Now Mr. krista is asleep on the couch while I'm eating Cape Cod potato chips, drinking wine, and watching a House marathon.We know how to live. :thumbup:
Sorry to hear. But, if it's any consolation, I'm sitting here eating pizza, drinking wine, and watching Super 8.
Oh, oddly enough I was scrolling through DirecTV around 4:30 and came thisclose to putting that on (until I found the House marathon instead). How is it? And as much as I love Cape Cod potato chips, pizza>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CCpc
I :wub: Cape Cod chips. I always feel like they're better for me, so I eat and eat and eat them.Mr. YSR has the hiccups. This does not bode well for me, as it means he'll be asleep in <20 minutes and I'll be left without a chaperone.

 
A little consistency would be nice. In the predawn hours, I crapped something resembling the front suspension of an F-150. At 10:45, I had the green-apple splatters. :unsure:

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

 
How do kids watch movies over and over again? Twins are watching Rudy for 3rd time today.
I am like that with Pure Country, but mostly because it drives Mrs. Osaurus crazy."The funny thing about that little white speck on the top of chicken ####. That little white speck is chicken #### too."
 
About to head out to our favorite wine-bar/giant beer cooler.

Some of you should expect the random drunk texts in about an hour.

 
We had to cancel our Thanksgiving trip to see my family at the last minute. Now Mr. krista is asleep on the couch while I'm eating Cape Cod potato chips, drinking wine, and watching a House marathon.We know how to live. :thumbup:
Agreed, except for the House part. C'mon!
Didn't frosty unsuccessfully try to give away some season of House DVDs for over a month?
 
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can someone summarize the "Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" thread?
Release of one of the best video games of all time leads to sexually frustrated wives and semi-tense households.
it's really that good, huh?
Yes. Most agree, if not THE best, then a top 5 for sure.
The guide is 600 pages long. :eek:
Guides are for cowards. Plus all that stuff is available for free online within a month of release.
 
Did you ever get an answer to your Cannery Row question?
No. What kind of literary snob doesn't respond to a random text about a fancy novel at 1:15 on a Tuesday morning?
I was drunk and about to pass out. Also, haven't read it. :bag:
Yea, sorry. I haven't read it either. But that isn't why I didn't respond earlier. You asked right around the time you were making fun of my son's name, and I either wasn't in the mood to respond, or thought it an odd added insult in some way I couldn't discern. Sorry about that.
 
Did you ever get an answer to your Cannery Row question?
No. What kind of literary snob doesn't respond to a random text about a fancy novel at 1:15 on a Tuesday morning?
I was drunk and about to pass out. Also, haven't read it. :bag:
Yea, sorry. I haven't read it either. But that isn't why I didn't respond earlier. You asked right around the time you were making fun of my son's name, and I either wasn't in the mood to respond, or thought it an odd added insult in some way I couldn't discern. Sorry about that.
No, just a simple legit question. Nice literary snobs we got 'round here.
 
Did you ever get an answer to your Cannery Row question?
No. What kind of literary snob doesn't respond to a random text about a fancy novel at 1:15 on a Tuesday morning?
I was drunk and about to pass out. Also, haven't read it. :bag:
Yea, sorry. I haven't read it either. But that isn't why I didn't respond earlier. You asked right around the time you were making fun of my son's name, and I either wasn't in the mood to respond, or thought it an odd added insult in some way I couldn't discern. Sorry about that.
No, just a simple legit question. Nice literary snobs we got 'round here.
krista: "What's your opinion of Cannery Row?"Mr. krista: [long pause} "I don't know."He then left for the bathroom.
 
Did you ever get an answer to your Cannery Row question?
No. What kind of literary snob doesn't respond to a random text about a fancy novel at 1:15 on a Tuesday morning?
I was drunk and about to pass out. Also, haven't read it. :bag:
Yea, sorry. I haven't read it either. But that isn't why I didn't respond earlier. You asked right around the time you were making fun of my son's name, and I either wasn't in the mood to respond, or thought it an odd added insult in some way I couldn't discern. Sorry about that.
No, just a simple legit question. Nice literary snobs we got 'round here.
Yea, sorry. I don't read plebeian crap like Steinback, you commie.
 
Did you ever get an answer to your Cannery Row question?
No. What kind of literary snob doesn't respond to a random text about a fancy novel at 1:15 on a Tuesday morning?
I was drunk and about to pass out. Also, haven't read it. :bag:
Yea, sorry. I haven't read it either. But that isn't why I didn't respond earlier. You asked right around the time you were making fun of my son's name, and I either wasn't in the mood to respond, or thought it an odd added insult in some way I couldn't discern. Sorry about that.
No, just a simple legit question. Nice literary snobs we got 'round here.
krista: "What's your opinion of Cannery Row?"Mr. krista: [long pause} "I don't know."He then left for the bathroom.
:lmao:
 
Why have I never even heard of, let alone listen to, The War On Drugs.
Ditto - Just listened to a few tracks on YouTube :wub:
That's a great thread. I could hump Nigel Tufnel right now. I think his taste in music is a lot like mine...only he KNOWS the cool bands.Downloaded two Woods albums to my iPod and am listening to them now. How did I miss these guys? I suck at music now.

 
Boss left early today leaving me with a bunch of work to do (his) so I'm stuck here til at least 5:00. His punishment: sent him a text with the firm phone controlled by our spunky, out-spoken, a little on the larger side assistant professing her secret crush and requesting office sex next workday. Note: She is in on it.

I don't know if this is a good prank or not. Leaning towards no.
My link
 
Why have I never even heard of, let alone listen to, The War On Drugs.
Ditto - Just listened to a few tracks on YouTube :wub:
That's a great thread. I could hump Nigel Tufnel right now. I think his taste in music is a lot like mine...only he KNOWS the cool bands.Downloaded two Woods albums to my iPod and am listening to them now. How did I miss these guys? I suck at music now.
I'm probably in a similar boat. I like a lot of similar stuff as Tufnel, but I'm way more behind the times than you. I don't even have an i-thingy.Can you just update me in her with cool bands? Thanks.

 
My son just walked up behind me and said "Me eat all the poop??? Who's the Poop Lord?"

Can't wait until I have to explain that to my wife.

 
Kids with ex-wife tonight and us tomorrow. Wife at work. Again. :(

All friends occupied. :kicksrock:

5:42pm and nothing to do.

I hate free time. Boredom is a terrible thing.

Ate a magical outer space brownie and cracked pre-run beer number 2. TV off. No football and I'm just not ready to start watching college hoops. They moved the time when Judge Judy comes on. I hate when they do that with shows.

Really don't feel like running on a treadmill in a nondescript, un-hip rec center, but that's probably what this glutton needs most.

Portland weather has been dreary and relentless with the rain and winds. Lotta gray gloom going around.

I made crockpot chicken 20 minutes ago and I don't make two batches anymore these days.

Maybe I'll just cook my wife a nice dinner for when she gets home. I did that the last two nights and it seems to be appreciated. Did a nice sockeye salmon last night, thank you Alton Brown.

Blah blah blah....happy thanksgiving to you all!

 
I'd gladly watch the same awesome movie 3 times in one day. Not sure what being a kid has to do with that.
Yeah, but you root for those Bills. You'll watch anything.
don't hurt yourself jumping off the bandwagon. :rolleyes:
Yea! Especially when C.J. Spiller is about to explode and tear up the NFL...... :lmao: sorry. I really couldn't continue with a straight face.
I hate you.
 

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