GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Bogart]

I think I missed the relevant Frostypost. :(

I must have forgotten to include you in the text. Wife and I decided to have some nice adult time last night at about 2:30am in my parents porch. My mom ended up walking in.

Did you both get your fortune cookies?

 

[General Malaise]

I'd like to move in with Charv.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I agree with GM, even if charv is an illegal

 

[cosjobs]

I think I missed the relevant Frostypost. :(

I must have forgotten to include you in the text. Wife and I decided to have some nice adult time last night at about 2:30am in my parents porch. My mom ended up walking in.

Ask her why she doesn't want more grandkids.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Wasn't too happy with the first brining attempt so I am going for a redemption turkey breast. Less salt, more seasoning, and grapefruit slices instead of oranges. Hopefully this one turns out better.

Did you wash it off after brining?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

JalepenoCheetoStache

 

[Oh Yes!]

Totally poohing for a 2nd time.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Unfortunatly the phantom driver over cones guy at work did not return over the holiday.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Unfortunatly the phantom driver over cones guy at work did not return over the holiday.

 

[Bogart]

Unfortunatly the phantom driver over cones guy at work did not return over the holiday.

I knew it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[General Malaise]

lolllloollll @ oh yes....

 

[Sconch]

Fish, Bender, Oh Yes =

 

[Gadzooks]

My mom is pretty much blind

Frosty could use this.

Direct quote from my mom this morning, "There's a paper towel over there I'm not going to touch, your wife's bra is in the corner, and your father found her panties but I don't know where he put them."

What was your Mom doing going into the porch at 2:30am? And I'd like an update as to what your father did with your wife's panties. (now there's a sentence I never I thought I'd type)

 

[Gadzooks]

Fish, Bender, Oh Yes =

 

[Osaurus]

Wasn't too happy with the first brining attempt so I am going for a redemption turkey breast. Less salt, more seasoning, and grapefruit slices instead of oranges. Hopefully this one turns out better.

Did you wash it off after brining?

Sure did. Still too much.

 

[Fightin Donkey]

A little consistency would be nice. In the predawn hours, I crapped something resembling the front suspension of an F-150. At 10:45, I had the green-apple splatters.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

 

[Drifter]

Wasn't too happy with the first brining attempt so I am going for a redemption turkey breast. Less salt, more seasoning, and grapefruit slices instead of oranges. Hopefully this one turns out better.

Did you wash it off after brining?

Sure did. Still too much.

What was your salt to liquid ratio? 1 cup to 1 gallon? Did you use Kosher or Table salt?

 

[Osaurus]

Wasn't too happy with the first brining attempt so I am going for a redemption turkey breast. Less salt, more seasoning, and grapefruit slices instead of oranges. Hopefully this one turns out better.

Did you wash it off after brining?

Sure did. Still too much.

What was your salt to liquid ratio? 1 cup to 1 gallon? Did you use Kosher or Table salt?

Kosher salt 3/4 cup to a gallon. Turkey breast though with no skin. I am guessing that had something to do with it.

 

[Gadzooks]

A little consistency would be nice. In the predawn hours, I crapped something resembling the front suspension of an F-150. At 10:45, I had the green-apple splatters.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Can't believe I missed that. I love poop.

 

[Gadzooks]

Totally poohing for a 2nd time.

Update?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Fish, Bender, Oh Yes =

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB is out shopping with my Mom, and Dad picked up the boys this morning. So I showered with the intention of meeting some GB's at the casino. However, not far from my house I realized I was still buzzed and shouldn't be driving and I certainly shouldn't be drinking more. So I turned around and went home. After getting a baconator burger & spicy cripsy chicken sandwich from Wendy's. Then I went back to bed.

Everybody brought wine yesterday and I have about 15 more bottles right now than the same time yesterday. Just poured my sedcond Riesling.

 

[SofaKings]

Wasn't too happy with the first brining attempt so I am going for a redemption turkey breast. Less salt, more seasoning, and grapefruit slices instead of oranges. Hopefully this one turns out better.

Did you wash it off after brining?

board is acting weird. didn't you mean to ask frosty this?

 

[Gadzooks]

Mrs. SLB is out shopping with my Mom, and Dad picked up the boys this morning. So I showered with the intention of meeting some GB's at the casino. However, not far from my house I realized I was still buzzed and shouldn't be driving and I certainly shouldn't be drinking more. So I turned around and went home. After getting a baconator burger & spicy cripsy chicken sandwich from Wendy's. Then I went back to bed.Everybody brought wine yesterday and I have about 15 more bottles right now than the same time yesterday. Just poured my sedcond Riesling.

I think I'd like to live with you. Besides, Tanner's being a little weird about having me live in his basement.

 

[kevzilla]

Totally poohing for a 2nd time.

Update?

Serial explosive decompression of the aft bulkhead. I think it's over now. Which is good, because I'm going out for Tex-Mex later.

 

[Gadzooks]

Totally poohing for a 2nd time.

Update?

Serial explosive decompression of the aft bulkhead. I think it's over now. Which is good, because I'm going out for Tex-Mex later.

I'm thinking I don't want to live with you. Well maybe, as long as there are multiple bathrooms.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Mrs. SLB is out shopping with my Mom, and Dad picked up the boys this morning. So I showered with the intention of meeting some GB's at the casino. However, not far from my house I realized I was still buzzed and shouldn't be driving and I certainly shouldn't be drinking more. So I turned around and went home. After getting a baconator burger & spicy cripsy chicken sandwich from Wendy's. Then I went back to bed.Everybody brought wine yesterday and I have about 15 more bottles right now than the same time yesterday. Just poured my sedcond Riesling.

I think I'd like to live with you. Besides, Tanner's being a little weird about having me live in his basement.

I've got a spare room. Just an FYI.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

How the #### does Youngstown not have an airport?

There's an airport, but I'm pretty sure that no planes fly in or out of it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB is out shopping with my Mom, and Dad picked up the boys this morning. So I showered with the intention of meeting some GB's at the casino. However, not far from my house I realized I was still buzzed and shouldn't be driving and I certainly shouldn't be drinking more. So I turned around and went home. After getting a baconator burger & spicy cripsy chicken sandwich from Wendy's. Then I went back to bed.Everybody brought wine yesterday and I have about 15 more bottles right now than the same time yesterday. Just poured my sedcond Riesling.

I think I'd like to live with you. Besides, Tanner's being a little weird about having me live in his basement.

Pretty sure that would be really, really, fun then really, really, bad.

 

[charvik]

I agree with GM, even if charv is an illegal

Joe> hi

 

[mr. furley]

JalepenoCheetoStache

looks like a shuke/GM lovechild

 

[urbanhack]

Is it just me or are Mumford and Sons the best band going today?

it's just you

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Is it just me or are Mumford and Sons the best band going today?

it's just you

 

[Oh Yes!]

Totally poohing for a 2nd time.

Update?

had a mcflurry, so i had to pooh a 3rd time.

 

[Sconch]

Mrs. SLB is out shopping with my Mom, and Dad picked up the boys this morning. So I showered with the intention of meeting some GB's at the casino. However, not far from my house I realized I was still buzzed and shouldn't be driving and I certainly shouldn't be drinking more. So I turned around and went home. After getting a baconator burger & spicy cripsy chicken sandwich from Wendy's. Then I went back to bed.Everybody brought wine yesterday and I have about 15 more bottles right now than the same time yesterday. Just poured my sedcond Riesling.

I think I'd like to live with you. Besides, Tanner's being a little weird about having me live in his basement.

I live in a condo. I don't even have a crawl-space. There is literally no space to crawl.

 

[Oh Yes!]

what are you nerds doing? this is what im up to.

just another friday evening building something random

 

[Oh Yes!]

Mrs. SLB is out shopping with my Mom, and Dad picked up the boys this morning. So I showered with the intention of meeting some GB's at the casino. However, not far from my house I realized I was still buzzed and shouldn't be driving and I certainly shouldn't be drinking more. So I turned around and went home. After getting a baconator burger & spicy cripsy chicken sandwich from Wendy's. Then I went back to bed.Everybody brought wine yesterday and I have about 15 more bottles right now than the same time yesterday. Just poured my sedcond Riesling.

I think I'd like to live with you. Besides, Tanner's being a little weird about having me live in his basement.

I don't even have a crawl-space. There is literally no space to crawl.

i crawled up the stairs last night. true story.

 

[mr. furley]

what are you nerds doing? this is what im up to.

just another friday evening building something random

spotted cow?

 

[cosjobs]

what are you nerds doing? this is what im up to.

just another friday evening building something random

helluva coaster you built there

 

[Sconch]

what are you nerds doing? this is what im up to.

just another friday evening building something random

Yep, that's some serious clamping there. You look like a big time clamper.

 

[Oh Yes!]

what are you nerds doing? this is what im up to.

just another friday evening building something random

spotted cow?

sure is, prolly my favorite.

 

[Oh Yes!]

what are you nerds doing? this is what im up to.

just another friday evening building something random

Yep, that's some serious clamping there. You look like a big time clamper.

whats the old saying? clamps are like women, something something something, youre mothers a whore. i think thats how it goes.

 

[Oh Yes!]

what are you nerds doing? this is what im up to.

just another friday evening building something random

Yep, that's some serious clamping there. You look like a big time clamper.

whats the old saying? clamps are like women, something something something, youre mothers a whore. i think thats how it goes.

did i take that too far? i think i took it too far.

 

[Sconch]

what are you nerds doing? this is what im up to.

just another friday evening building something random

Yep, that's some serious clamping there. You look like a big time clamper.

whats the old saying? clamps are like women, something something something, youre mothers a whore. i think thats how it goes.

did i take that too far? i think i took it too far.

A bit. You did a little bit.

 

[Senor Schmutzig]

did i take that too far? i think i took it too far.

Eh, who cares. It was funny. You get a lot more leeway when it's at least funny.

 

[jplvr]

I gained 4 pounds in 24 hours yesterday, apparently. I'm glad I got down to my target Thanksgiving weight at least.

charv's not an illegal. He got a fake marriage to clear that up.

FDAS, screw Auburn as always.

Tiger Fan, I'm staying with you in New Orleans November 8th through the 10th, fyi. REMATCH!!!

I spent a full hour on the phone with a buddy today. When he called me 4 years ago to say he was engaged, I wanted to berate him and bit my tongue instead. They got married and had one kid. She's pregnant again (planned) and telling people her OB told her it's ok to drink. Apparently she's popping unknown pills as well, drinking damn near a bottle of wine when she drinks, and has been caught smoking weed recently. Said buddy has moved out and is filing for divorce. I'd love to have a time machine right now because I was a ####ty friend 4 years ago. I should've pointed my car south, driven 4 hours, and beat the ever loving hell out of him for being so stupid the day he called me to "save the date." I knew better then.

Bender, I think you should've been able to slap that woman senseless.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Tiger Fan, I'm staying with you in New Orleans November 8th through the 10th, fyi. REMATCH!!!

Good, we were looking for someone to babysit the kids while we go to the game. Oh and I think you mean January

 

[charvik]

Tiger Fan, I'm staying with you in New Orleans November 8th through the 10th, fyi. REMATCH!!!

Good, we were looking for someone to babysit the kids while we go to the game. Oh and I think you mean January

 

[jplvr]

Tiger Fan, I'm staying with you in New Orleans November 8th through the 10th, fyi. REMATCH!!!

Good, we were looking for someone to babysit the kids while we go to the game. Oh and I think you mean January

doh