mr. furley
Footballguy
anyone else watch AZ St. games just to see if Burfict kills someone?
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EYLive
Footballguy
there there lil fella, what happened?
Thorn
Footballguy
I was so happy with my plan too. Airport here at 8 am. No bags. Not no bags to check, literaly no bags. Youngstown by noon. Drink my face off at homers bar, crash somewhere, catch a plane in the am.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Direct quote from my mom this morning, "There's a paper towel over there I'm not going to touch, your wife's bra is in the corner, and your father found her panties but I don't know where he put them."
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
proninja
Footballguy
So you're the guy who does that.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
'shuke said:'cosjobs said:
Since I never post in the wagering thread, I'm putting this here.
I'm up $320 for the week going into today.
$300 on Tennessee -6 @ Kentucky.
If that hits, $550 on Baylor -13.5 hosting Texas Tech.
If that hits, $1100 on USC -16 hosting UCLA.
I fully expect to have $2270 at the end of the day.
ETA: If/when I lose one, I'm out.
I'm up $320 for the week going into today.
$300 on Tennessee -6 @ Kentucky.
If that hits, $550 on Baylor -13.5 hosting Texas Tech.
If that hits, $1100 on USC -16 hosting UCLA.
I fully expect to have $2270 at the end of the day.
ETA: If/when I lose one, I'm out.
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cosjobs
Footballguy
Are you a Southern Baptist? I can think of no other reason that one would wager $550 on the Baylor Bears.
Not betting on Baylor so much as betting against Tech.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
This post has me totally shuked. And I know who Anderson Silva is.
proninja
Footballguy
I'm just unsure why it seemed like a good idea in the first place
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
'Gadzooks said:
'shuke said:
'shuke said:'cosjobs said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Like I posted previously, the parents kept the boys last night and it was pretty glorious since we were both asleep at 11pm and didn't get out of bed until 11:30am. Then I called my dad...
As they were putting the kids to bed last night, the phone rings and Cal answers. Its the Hawaii police department. Cal is still freaked out about a spam e-mail he received from a "judge" 2 years ago so this really freaked him out. Turns out my little sister was riding on a bus and then began yelling at everybody for some reason. So she was arrested but let go an hour and a half later after the police talked to my parents. Cal is wondering if he is going to be arrested next and they assure him he isn't but he can't sleep. So he asked for some more melatonin and began to read hoping it would make him drowsy. Then the Hawaii 5-0 call again to inform my parents my little sister is once again under arrest. This time she was out in the middle of the street yelling at people driving by and almost caused a serious accident. My parents were informed she would be taken to a hospital today for a mental evaluation. Of course this really stressed out Cal more and he was up all night with my mom. As of 12:30pm today, he was still sleeping.
GM, your move.
ETA
HJS, I texted Mrs. SLB to bring me home a pizza from one of my favorite places. She texted back "too far" and I replied "no it isn't".
Just finished eating it.
As they were putting the kids to bed last night, the phone rings and Cal answers. Its the Hawaii police department. Cal is still freaked out about a spam e-mail he received from a "judge" 2 years ago so this really freaked him out. Turns out my little sister was riding on a bus and then began yelling at everybody for some reason. So she was arrested but let go an hour and a half later after the police talked to my parents. Cal is wondering if he is going to be arrested next and they assure him he isn't but he can't sleep. So he asked for some more melatonin and began to read hoping it would make him drowsy. Then the Hawaii 5-0 call again to inform my parents my little sister is once again under arrest. This time she was out in the middle of the street yelling at people driving by and almost caused a serious accident. My parents were informed she would be taken to a hospital today for a mental evaluation. Of course this really stressed out Cal more and he was up all night with my mom. As of 12:30pm today, he was still sleeping.
GM, your move.
ETA
HJS, I texted Mrs. SLB to bring me home a pizza from one of my favorite places. She texted back "too far" and I replied "no it isn't".
Just finished eating it.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Never compromise on pizza, gb.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Sorry to hear Bob. On the plus side, you got a good night's sleep to re-coup. And he should be able to sleep better at home. My big question is WTH did your mom share those calls with him?Like I posted previously, the parents kept the boys last night and it was pretty glorious since we were both asleep at 11pm and didn't get out of bed until 11:30am. Then I called my dad...As they were putting the kids to bed last night, the phone rings and Cal answers. Its the Hawaii police department. Cal is still freaked out about a spam e-mail he received from a "judge" 2 years ago so this really freaked him out. Turns out my little sister was riding on a bus and then began yelling at everybody for some reason. So she was arrested but let go an hour and a half later after the police talked to my parents. Cal is wondering if he is going to be arrested next and they assure him he isn't but he can't sleep. So he asked for some more melatonin and began to read hoping it would make him drowsy. Then the Hawaii 5-0 call again to inform my parents my little sister is once again under arrest. This time she was out in the middle of the street yelling at people driving by and almost caused a serious accident. My parents were informed she would be taken to a hospital today for a mental evaluation. Of course this really stressed out Cal more and he was up all night with my mom. As of 12:30pm today, he was still sleeping.GM, your move.ETA HJS, I texted Mrs. SLB to bring me home a pizza from one of my favorite places. She texted back "too far" and I replied "no it isn't".Just finished eating it.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Oh. This is All New Tanner Ridiculous Shtick.I am now unshuked.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Now I want some pizza. Damn you, Bob.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Me too. And I can't eat pizza.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'll take down enough for both of us, gb.
cosjobs
Footballguy
are you allergic to delicious?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I appreciate the sacrifice.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Cheese and some dairy products royally screw up my stomach.While giving up pizza is terrible, I can still digest alcohol so consider myself among the blessed.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
It's because I care.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Who was the poster that kept posting about how awesome he was at basketball and how he could dominate any WNBA player or something to that effect? (did I spell effect correctly or should it have been affect? I get that confused.) He never wrote it in here but others have put his quotes in here.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
JayrodFurley> hey
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Sounds similar to the guy who thought he could beat up a walter weight despite having zero training, simply because he weighted a healthy 200+ lbs. That was a great thread.
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Gadzooks
Footballguy
Perhaps Jayrod could make an appearance in Woz's poll thread about playing a girl one-on-one.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
e is the noun, a is the verb. You were correct.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I can guess.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
well, get on with it...
kevzilla
Footballguy
Plan your work...work your plan.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Homer bringing the grammar
cosjobs
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mr. furley
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