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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
You are the latter. The former would require a PM with an address. I think I got that right. I've been drinking tonight.Am I formally in or only an implied in? Make it the former.Still one more day for Secret Santa. We have a solid 14 people in but plenty of room for more.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Yeah, I don't really know what happened there. I have a vague memory of typing and drinking port from the bottle. It seems that I was very excited to have managed to make edible goat cheese. When sober, I rarely, if ever, desire to "crush" anyone.Apparently, I also watched several minutes of The Dark Crystal on Netflix.Mr. krista doesn't really know the people here too well and just might have taken that "challenge" a little too seriously based on too much port consumption. There's a good chance I'd like shuke's version of the curds better, though.
I woke up with a headache that started somewhere near the base of my spine and didn't abate until three hours and eight Advil later. Happily, Day One at my new job consisted of my boss--with whom I have spent a lot of hours working--handing me a list of 10 items to prep. "If you finish those, put away the deliveries. If you finish that, help me make the gnocchi." The prep work was absurdly easy--it took me longer to find all of the stuff in the cooler than it did to cut them into uniform little bits and/or cook them. There were very few deliveries and the stock already in place was organized and rotated. So an hour later he shows me how we make the gnocchi and I make the gnocchi with no difficulty. Then he asks me if I can fabricate beef. I tell him, yeah, sure. So he tells me to break down a strip loin and I do. Then he asks me if I can make panna cotta. I tell him no, of course not, I'm heterosexual.
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cosjobs
Footballguy
I hope it was a vintage port. 2003? Did you have a little strainer you poured it through into your mouth or did you need the fiber?Yeah, I don't really know what happened there. I have a vague memory of typing and drinking port from the bottle. It seems that I was very excited to have managed to make edible goat cheese. When sober, I rarely, if ever, desire to "crush" anyone.Apparently, I also watched several minutes of The Dark Crystal on Netflix.
I woke up with a headache that started somewhere near the base of my spine and didn't abate until three hours and eight Advil later. Happily, Day One at my new job consisted of my boss--with whom I have spent a lot of hours working--handing me a list of 10 items to prep. "If you finish those, put away the deliveries. If you finish that, help me make the gnocchi." The prep work was absurdly easy--it took me longer to find all of the stuff in the cooler than it did to cut them into uniform little bits and/or cook them. There were very few deliveries and the stock already in place was organized and rotated. So an hour later he shows me how we make the gnocchi and I make the gnocchi with no difficulty. Then he asks me if I can fabricate beef. I tell him, yeah, sure. So he tells me to break down a strip loin and I do. Then he asks me if I can make panna cotta. I tell him no, of course not, I'm heterosexual.
cosjobs
Footballguy
formerly the latter, currently the former. thanksYou are the latter. The former would require a PM with an address. I think I got that right. I've been drinking tonight.Am I formally in or only an implied in? Make it the former.Still one more day for Secret Santa. We have a solid 14 people in but plenty of room for more.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
:headexplode:formerly the latter, currently the former. thanksYou are the latter. The former would require a PM with an address. I think I got that right. I've been drinking tonight.Am I formally in or only an implied in? Make it the former.Still one more day for Secret Santa. We have a solid 14 people in but plenty of room for more.
Rohn Jambo
Footballguy
Boing!!!!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
WTF? You can create BEEF?Yeah, I don't really know what happened there. I have a vague memory of typing and drinking port from the bottle. It seems that I was very excited to have managed to make edible goat cheese. When sober, I rarely, if ever, desire to "crush" anyone.Apparently, I also watched several minutes of The Dark Crystal on Netflix.
I woke up with a headache that started somewhere near the base of my spine and didn't abate until three hours and eight Advil later. Happily, Day One at my new job consisted of my boss--with whom I have spent a lot of hours working--handing me a list of 10 items to prep. "If you finish those, put away the deliveries. If you finish that, help me make the gnocchi." The prep work was absurdly easy--it took me longer to find all of the stuff in the cooler than it did to cut them into uniform little bits and/or cook them. There were very few deliveries and the stock already in place was organized and rotated. So an hour later he shows me how we make the gnocchi and I make the gnocchi with no difficulty. Then he asks me if I can fabricate beef. I tell him, yeah, sure. So he tells me to break down a strip loin and I do. Then he asks me if I can make panna cotta. I tell him no, of course not, I'm heterosexual.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
OK, I know I'm an extraordinarily lazy person, but I can't be the only one that is asking what the hell is going on here. 6am on a friggin Sunday?Unless you're killing terrorists right before they blow some #### up, then you need to chill and watch some friggin football.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
'Homer J Simpson said:WTF? You can create BEEF?'Oliver Humanzee said:Yeah, I don't really know what happened there. I have a vague memory of typing and drinking port from the bottle. It seems that I was very excited to have managed to make edible goat cheese. When sober, I rarely, if ever, desire to "crush" anyone.Apparently, I also watched several minutes of The Dark Crystal on Netflix.'krista4 said:
I woke up with a headache that started somewhere near the base of my spine and didn't abate until three hours and eight Advil later. Happily, Day One at my new job consisted of my boss--with whom I have spent a lot of hours working--handing me a list of 10 items to prep. "If you finish those, put away the deliveries. If you finish that, help me make the gnocchi." The prep work was absurdly easy--it took me longer to find all of the stuff in the cooler than it did to cut them into uniform little bits and/or cook them. There were very few deliveries and the stock already in place was organized and rotated. So an hour later he shows me how we make the gnocchi and I make the gnocchi with no difficulty. Then he asks me if I can fabricate beef. I tell him, yeah, sure. So he tells me to break down a strip loin and I do. Then he asks me if I can make panna cotta. I tell him no, of course not, I'm heterosexual.
I thought the same thing....and for a brief moment I thought K4 might have married the messiah. Then I checked myself. Everyone knows when the messiah comes, he'll fabricate bacon.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
That's why I always stay in bed.ya'll ever have one of those mornings where it would have been about a million times better just to have stayed in bed?yeah, me either
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Page 2? For shame, GMTAN.
For shame.
For shame.
Shipping 5 million packages a day seems like a lot for one man.
Juicy Blucy at Blue Door Pub
I thought the same thing....and also had a gb of mine laid off after working at amzn for 10 years
cosjobs
Footballguy
Phone Solicitor - Can I speak to the office manager?
Me - We're small. I do not have an OM, but I own the place
PS -oh, ok. I'm calling from a radio station and we have very low rates and good demographics for you
Me - what ages groups?
PS - 50-80
Me - Great, send me a rate list and your demographics
Ps - Sure
Me- By the way, what's your format
PS - Talk radio, like Sean Hannity
Me - What? Never mind, take me off your list, no way I'll ever support those ###holes
PS - Oh!
Me - We're small. I do not have an OM, but I own the place
PS -oh, ok. I'm calling from a radio station and we have very low rates and good demographics for you
Me - what ages groups?
PS - 50-80
Me - Great, send me a rate list and your demographics
Ps - Sure
Me- By the way, what's your format
PS - Talk radio, like Sean Hannity
Me - What? Never mind, take me off your list, no way I'll ever support those ###holes
PS - Oh!
cosjobs
Footballguy
Happy Hellidays
Stoneys
MudCat
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Sconch
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
Yesterday I went in the living room and Rush Limbaugh was on the radio. I immediately called in the house managers and had a come to jeebus meeting.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
nice!
Sconch
Footballguy
What are you selling? Colostomy bags and crappy hard candy?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
WTF, I'm in'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:Still one more day for Secret Santa. We have a solid 14 people in but plenty of room for more.
Joe T
Footballguy
5 O'clock Club?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Hate that guy with a passion. Hannity too.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Joe T
Footballguy
I hope you slammed the phone down too!!!!111
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Viagra laced mashed potatos.
Sconch
Footballguy
Velcro laced white "running" shoes?
Drifter
Footballguy
Someone's got to do it (if you knew my job it would make more sense)Layoff? Was he in Dallas?If so, blame the state for that one.I thought the same thing....and also had a gb of mine laid off after working at amzn for 10 years
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
If there's a matching sweatsuit, count me in.
cosjobs
Footballguy
No. I was blunt and frank, but not rude.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
5-8 ClubI'm more of a Blue Door guy though, really.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
OH ####!
http://thebdp.com/Spam Bites – 6.50 *as seen on Diners Drive-Ins and DivesA Minnesota must! Spam, cream cheese, and pickle breaded and deep fried. Served with a side of sweet chili lime.Cheese Curds – 7.50Our white cheddar curds are dipped in beer batter and fried to a crispy goodness. Not too shabby, Wisconsin.Latin Kisses – 7.50Bam! Jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese wrapped in glorious bacon and dusted with our own Karma.
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Tecumseh
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
'Oliver Humanzee said:
Sconch
Footballguy
My wife had to tell my 17 year old to stop saying that last night as we watched the Seahawks game.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I haven't tried Matt's, but eat at the 5-8 Club regularly. Good stuff.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
This is the correct answer of course, if you can get a table.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
This it?Okay, I'll go that route. I need to order 38 copies of the same book (hardcover, not digital) and want to ensure they have that many in stock.
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