General Malaise
Footballguy
Austin has legendary food. Big fan."Inferior food"? Come on, this is Austin. I keep hearing about all the great food here, and so far I haven't found that to be incorrect.
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Flash
Footballguy
A ham?
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I'm sure they have an Olive Garden or two.Austin has legendary food. Big fan.
-fish-
Footballguy
they have a distinct lack of albinos. you should be fine.They won't come out and say it but there is sort of a quota system when it comes to contestants. They do whatever they can to try to make the pool as diverse as possible. For whatever reason the majority of people that try out AND pass the test are white dudes, over 30, probably some sort of professional or at least with a decent job.Let's say they've got 100 people that have passed the test and didn't crap the bed during the mock game. The majority of them are going to fit the profile above. The rest of the pack is composed of women, non-white folk, older people, younger people etc. They're going to try to bring in as many of the minority group as possible.no, I did the "brain bus" test when it came through San Diego. written test followed by the mock game--killed it on the mock game.The online test?The year before I was on I had passed the 'brick and mortar' test down in Culver City. Never got called either. That was also the year the Jennings hack cheated his way through a bunch of games. I think his run screwed up the contestant pool.I passed the qualifying test, but never got the call...
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
A-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! HE'LL SAVE EVERYONE OF US!!
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Flash
Footballguy
This is great advice.Kind of stressful on the family, but he will feel much better there.Good luck.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Bonzai
Footballguy
Thanks. I search the FFA for "Star Trek" everyday and it led me here.ETA: Wow, this thread moves fast.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Did anybody guess "feces"? Because that's what it was. A wet blanket wrapping an enormous pile of runny feces, abaondoned outside our place of business like an unwanted baby. Very strange indeed.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
That was my next guess.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I cheated and checked your facebook site.
Merlin
Alchemist
Any genetically altered corn involved ?
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Human?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, I dunno. How can you tell the difference?
General Malaise
Footballguy
What the hell is a Pinkberry?
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
It has opposable thumbs.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Are you or are you not the Poop Lord?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Sooooo...lunch?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Blackberry for Richard Simmons fans.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
In an unrelated story, there's a naked baby pooping in your car.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
So I'm just dicking around on the interwebs and somehow Fox News has been on in the background. I havent really been paying attention, but there have been at least 27 commercials for gold in the last hour. WTF?
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
end of times?
Osaurus
Footballguy
By-product of mochi
General Malaise
Footballguy
Smart people bought gold 10 years ago when it was ~$300 an ounce. Fox News caters to the 'other' people. HTH.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Hope this dude gets the chair. Pinkberry? Really? There were no other options for names on the table?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Also, what's with all the video beatings going on in Chicago?
He is home, has been the whole time, which has been good. Drives to the hospital for chemo and upcoming radiation. But not sure what this new finding is going to bring about. He will be at home as much as possible.Thanks for all the TPWs.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
ThX gb. Im gonna send you some uranium as a thank-you gift.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Bears 2011 high (low) lights?
cosjobs
Footballguy
Yeah. That's what's going to keep you from being a contestant.They won't come out and say it but there is sort of a quota system when it comes to contestants. They do whatever they can to try to make the pool as diverse as possible. For whatever reason the majority of people that try out AND pass the test are white dudes, over 30, probably some sort of professional or at least with a decent job.Let's say they've got 100 people that have passed the test and didn't crap the bed during the mock game. The majority of them are going to fit the profile above. The rest of the pack is composed of women, non-white folk, older people, younger people etc. They're going to try to bring in as many of the minority group as possible.no, I did the "brain bus" test when it came through San Diego. written test followed by the mock game--killed it on the mock game.The online test?The year before I was on I had passed the 'brick and mortar' test down in Culver City. Never got called either. That was also the year the Jennings hack cheated his way through a bunch of games. I think his run screwed up the contestant pool.I passed the qualifying test, but never got the call...
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
:( Sorry to hear GB.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
There is a slight hint of rape.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
People have video recorders now.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm actually not that dumb.Yeah. That's what's going to keep you from being a contestant.They won't come out and say it but there is sort of a quota system when it comes to contestants. They do whatever they can to try to make the pool as diverse as possible. For whatever reason the majority of people that try out AND pass the test are white dudes, over 30, probably some sort of professional or at least with a decent job.Let's say they've got 100 people that have passed the test and didn't crap the bed during the mock game. The majority of them are going to fit the profile above. The rest of the pack is composed of women, non-white folk, older people, younger people etc. They're going to try to bring in as many of the minority group as possible.no, I did the "brain bus" test when it came through San Diego. written test followed by the mock game--killed it on the mock game.The online test?The year before I was on I had passed the 'brick and mortar' test down in Culver City. Never got called either. That was also the year the Jennings hack cheated his way through a bunch of games. I think his run screwed up the contestant pool.I passed the qualifying test, but never got the call...
General Malaise
Footballguy
I guess you ask a stupid question....
cosjobs
Footballguy
Never said you were dumb. Are you claiming to be Llllaama-smart?I'm actually not that dumb.Yeah. That's what's going to keep you from being a contestant.They won't come out and say it but there is sort of a quota system when it comes to contestants. They do whatever they can to try to make the pool as diverse as possible. For whatever reason the majority of people that try out AND pass the test are white dudes, over 30, probably some sort of professional or at least with a decent job.Let's say they've got 100 people that have passed the test and didn't crap the bed during the mock game. The majority of them are going to fit the profile above. The rest of the pack is composed of women, non-white folk, older people, younger people etc. They're going to try to bring in as many of the minority group as possible.no, I did the "brain bus" test when it came through San Diego. written test followed by the mock game--killed it on the mock game.The online test?The year before I was on I had passed the 'brick and mortar' test down in Culver City. Never got called either. That was also the year the Jennings hack cheated his way through a bunch of games. I think his run screwed up the contestant pool.I passed the qualifying test, but never got the call...
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Oh god. Don't ever confuse knowing a bunch of crap with being smart.Never said you were dumb. Are you claiming to be Llllaama-smart?I'm actually not that dumb.Yeah. That's what's going to keep you from being a contestant.They won't come out and say it but there is sort of a quota system when it comes to contestants. They do whatever they can to try to make the pool as diverse as possible. For whatever reason the majority of people that try out AND pass the test are white dudes, over 30, probably some sort of professional or at least with a decent job.Let's say they've got 100 people that have passed the test and didn't crap the bed during the mock game. The majority of them are going to fit the profile above. The rest of the pack is composed of women, non-white folk, older people, younger people etc. They're going to try to bring in as many of the minority group as possible.no, I did the "brain bus" test when it came through San Diego. written test followed by the mock game--killed it on the mock game.The online test?The year before I was on I had passed the 'brick and mortar' test down in Culver City. Never got called either. That was also the year the Jennings hack cheated his way through a bunch of games. I think his run screwed up the contestant pool.I passed the qualifying test, but never got the call...
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I think I could hold my own in a game of trivia with you....Never said you were dumb. Are you claiming to be Llllaama-smart?I'm actually not that dumb.Yeah. That's what's going to keep you from being a contestant.They won't come out and say it but there is sort of a quota system when it comes to contestants. They do whatever they can to try to make the pool as diverse as possible. For whatever reason the majority of people that try out AND pass the test are white dudes, over 30, probably some sort of professional or at least with a decent job.Let's say they've got 100 people that have passed the test and didn't crap the bed during the mock game. The majority of them are going to fit the profile above. The rest of the pack is composed of women, non-white folk, older people, younger people etc. They're going to try to bring in as many of the minority group as possible.no, I did the "brain bus" test when it came through San Diego. written test followed by the mock game--killed it on the mock game.The online test?The year before I was on I had passed the 'brick and mortar' test down in Culver City. Never got called either. That was also the year the Jennings hack cheated his way through a bunch of games. I think his run screwed up the contestant pool.I passed the qualifying test, but never got the call...
General Malaise
Footballguy
Sounds like a wager to me.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Or play date request
General Malaise
Footballguy
I don't know what the former is and they don't penalize you for spelling on Jeopardy.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Mrs. SLB and myself started watching the first season of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Really funny stuff. When does Devito become a regular character?
Also at the funeral in "The Gang Finds A Dead Guy" they just happened to be paying our wedding song. Mrs. SLB asked me if I recognized it. "Yeah, they played that at my funeral too" was the wrong answer.
Also at the funeral in "The Gang Finds A Dead Guy" they just happened to be paying our wedding song. Mrs. SLB asked me if I recognized it. "Yeah, they played that at my funeral too" was the wrong answer.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I am coordinating the rescue efforts from here on the shore.
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