GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[jplvr]

I'm still sick, but managed to breathe well enough to get some sleep last night. My 10 year old local league fell apart at the last minute yesterday and I was not that upset about it. Maybe I can quit the HFFL next year (check isn't in the mail, but will be soon, GM).

Dan, plan looks good. I'd probably go with the guns, unless you'll be drinking where I'd definitely go to the shooting range.

Get well, Bennett.

I've been wasting my time at Armor Games since someone linked that Catapult Madness game. Several good, free time wasters there.

http://armorgames.com/

Basically a 1 day work week for me this week, but I'd rather be able to breathe normally and have to sit here playing NanoTank instead of being sick at work playing Crush the Castle.

 

[Disco Stu]

singer

So much for Homer getting anything productive done today.

 

[Disco Stu]

For point and laugh purposes, here's my roster from my 12 team auction league. In spoilers to not clutter this with too much FF.

The good news is the RBs...

RB Steven Jackson 43

Flex DeAngelo Williams 43

BE Ryan Mathews 38

BE Bernard Scott 1

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WR Lance Moore 1

WR Jerricho Cotchery 1

TE Dustin Keller 1

K Neil Rackers 1

BE Alex Smith 1

BE Nate Washington 1

BE Anthony Gonzalez 1

BE Jason Campbell 1

BE Dexter McCluster 1

BE Early Doucet 1

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[Radio Free Homer]

For point and laugh purposes, here's my roster from my 12 team auction league. In spoilers to not clutter this with too much FF.

The good news is the RBs...

RB Steven Jackson 43

Flex DeAngelo Williams 43

BE Ryan Mathews 38

BE Bernard Scott 1
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The laughably bad news is everything else...

WR Lance Moore 1

WR Jerricho Cotchery 1

TE Dustin Keller 1

K Neil Rackers 1

BE Alex Smith 1

BE Nate Washington 1

BE Anthony Gonzalez 1

BE Jason Campbell 1

BE Dexter McCluster 1

BE Early Doucet 1

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I've never done an auction draft, but I guarantee I could poop a better team than that.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Game day

 

[Exit 1]

+155 Will there be a special teams TD or defensive TD scored in tonight's game?

YES

 

[krista4]

For point and laugh purposes, here's my roster from my 12 team auction league. In spoilers to not clutter this with too much FF.

The good news is the RBs...

RB Steven Jackson 43

Flex DeAngelo Williams 43

BE Ryan Mathews 38

BE Bernard Scott 1
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The laughably bad news is everything else...

WR Lance Moore 1

WR Jerricho Cotchery 1

TE Dustin Keller 1

K Neil Rackers 1

BE Alex Smith 1

BE Nate Washington 1

BE Anthony Gonzalez 1

BE Jason Campbell 1

BE Dexter McCluster 1

BE Early Doucet 1

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You forgot to draft a quarterback.

 

[jplvr]

+155 Will there be a special teams TD or defensive TD scored in tonight's game?

YES

 

[Dr. Watson]

Stu,

You need to know your strenghts...put down the rosters and go bang chicks.

 

[Running with scissors]

For point and laugh purposes, here's my roster from my 12 team auction league. In spoilers to not clutter this with too much FF.

The good news is the RBs...

RB Steven Jackson 43

Flex DeAngelo Williams 43

BE Ryan Mathews 38

BE Bernard Scott 1
*** SPOILER ALERT! Click this link to display the potential spoiler text in this box. ***");document.close();

The laughably bad news is everything else...

WR Lance Moore 1

WR Jerricho Cotchery 1

TE Dustin Keller 1

K Neil Rackers 1

BE Alex Smith 1

BE Nate Washington 1

BE Anthony Gonzalez 1

BE Jason Campbell 1

BE Dexter McCluster 1

BE Early Doucet 1

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I could probably beat that for worse.

 

[Running with scissors]

Keepers

Stafford, Matthew DET QB

Harrison, Jerome CLE RB

Rice, Sidney MIN WR

Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR



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Wallace, Mike PIT WR (4th rd)

Carlson, John SEA TE (8th rd)

Slaton, Steve HOU RB (9th rd)



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Ryan, Matt ATL QB

Norwood, Jerious ATL RB

Winslow, Kellen TBB TE

Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def

Buehler, David DAL PK

Benn, Arrelious TBB WR ®

Chargers, San Diego SDC Def

Schilens, Chaz OAK WR

Avant, Jason PHI WR

Douglas, Harry ATL WR



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[Disco Stu]

You forgot to draft a quarterback.

Considering I only had $4 to spend, I was happy with the Stafford/Smith combo. Heck, the Orton/Dixon combo went for the same price.

 

[krista4]

You forgot to draft a quarterback.

Considering I only had $4 to spend, I was happy with the Stafford/Smith combo. Heck, the Orton/Dixon combo went for the same price.

OK, yours now looks like genius in comparison.

 

[Disco Stu]

Stu,You need to know your strenghts...put down the rosters and go bang chicks.

I was a lot better at the fantasy footballing when I was married.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Bennett was just discharged and is on his way home with my wife. Looks like it was just a common virus and wasn't reallly all that big a deal, was just scary due to his previous issues.

Now hopefully he'll stop all this drama for a while.

 

[Clifton]

Woke up this morning and for a split second thought someone stole my car. Forgot I hit a pot hole yesterday and popped a tire. It's parked about 20 blocks away. Weird thing is I was up for over 2 hours before I realized this.

 

[Sammy3469]

Woke up this morning and for a split second thought someone stole my car. Forgot I hit a pot hole yesterday and popped a tire. It's parked about 20 blocks away. Weird thing is I was up for over 2 hours before I realized this.

Little blue pill says hi

 

[Clifton]

Woke up this morning and for a split second thought someone stole my car. Forgot I hit a pot hole yesterday and popped a tire. It's parked about 20 blocks away. Weird thing is I was up for over 2 hours before I realized this.

Little blue pill says hi

Was honestly kinda scary. And there was a little blue pill involved

 

[Clifton]

Is

! real?

 

[Clifton]

Is

!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We got an e-mail from St. Louis Small Business Monthly a few minutes ago, my/our company is named top 3 in customer service in the city. We find out if we are #1 at a luncheon October 20th.I mentioned we were top 25 in another thread in the begginning of the year and I'm sure you guys were dying for an update.

Found out we got #2.

 

[Running with scissors]

We got an e-mail from St. Louis Small Business Monthly a few minutes ago, my/our company is named top 3 in customer service in the city. We find out if we are #1 at a luncheon October 20th.I mentioned we were top 25 in another thread in the begginning of the year and I'm sure you guys were dying for an update.

Found out we got #2.

Congratulations!On being 1st loser...No really, that's pretty cool.

 

[Running with scissors]

Musical interlude thread... and vote so I didn't waste all that frakking effort.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We got an e-mail from St. Louis Small Business Monthly a few minutes ago, my/our company is named top 3 in customer service in the city. We find out if we are #1 at a luncheon October 20th.

I mentioned we were top 25 in another thread in the begginning of the year and I'm sure you guys were dying for an update.

Found out we got #2.

Congratulations!On being 1st loser...

No really, that's pretty cool.

lolThanks, Shred-it got #1. Bastards.

 

[urbanhack]

We got an e-mail from St. Louis Small Business Monthly a few minutes ago, my/our company is named top 3 in customer service in the city. We find out if we are #1 at a luncheon October 20th.I mentioned we were top 25 in another thread in the begginning of the year and I'm sure you guys were dying for an update.

Found out we got #2.

:confetti:

 

[Gadzooks]

We got an e-mail from St. Louis Small Business Monthly a few minutes ago, my/our company is named top 3 in customer service in the city. We find out if we are #1 at a luncheon October 20th.I mentioned we were top 25 in another thread in the begginning of the year and I'm sure you guys were dying for an update.

Found out we got #2.

Just got back from the bathroom where I had a tremendous #2. Looks like we both have something to celebrate! Kudos!!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have the feeling I'm not going to get teh secks in a long, long, time.

 

[Sammy3469]

We got an e-mail from St. Louis Small Business Monthly a few minutes ago, my/our company is named top 3 in customer service in the city. We find out if we are #1 at a luncheon October 20th.I mentioned we were top 25 in another thread in the begginning of the year and I'm sure you guys were dying for an update.

Found out we got #2.

:confetti:

that'w what Shred-It saidI'll be here all week

 

[McJose]

We got an e-mail from St. Louis Small Business Monthly a few minutes ago, my/our company is named top 3 in customer service in the city. We find out if we are #1 at a luncheon October 20th.I mentioned we were top 25 in another thread in the begginning of the year and I'm sure you guys were dying for an update.

Found out we got #2.

Should have knocked off 4 or 5 cents on those Rice Krispie Treats. But that's just me.

 

[McJose]

I have the feeling I'm not going to get teh secks in a long, long, time.

Your wife really wanted you to get #1 that bad, huh?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

We got an e-mail from St. Louis Small Business Monthly a few minutes ago, my/our company is named top 3 in customer service in the city. We find out if we are #1 at a luncheon October 20th.

I mentioned we were top 25 in another thread in the begginning of the year and I'm sure you guys were dying for an update.

Found out we got #2.

Congratulations!On being 1st loser...

No really, that's pretty cool.

lolThanks, Shred-it got #1. Bastards.

I think your local BBB needs to receive a lot of anonymous complaints about a certain shredding company

 

[JaxBill]

Anybody else getting hit with the "Here you have" email virus? We're getting spammed with it left and right here.

 

[Sammy3469]

Pretty sure you should request a REVOTE:

In 2003, 2004 and again in 2005 Shred-it was named one of “Canada’s 50 Best Managed Companies”.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Pretty sure you should request a REVOTE:

In 2003, 2004 and again in 2005 Shred-it was named one of “Canada’s 50 Best Managed Companies”.

SHENANIGANS!!!

 

[McJose]

And what kind of customer service does a shredding company need to provide in the first place???

"Boy, that Kenny from Shred-It sure knows how to treat someone right. I mean he sure does shred that paper well. Last week we needed to destroy 5 cabinets worth of papers. You know what Kenny did? He drove over here in his truck, picked up the papers and shredded them! It was wowed."

 

[Tremendous Upside]

And how do we know they are even shredding them????

 

[Sammy3469]

Pretty sure you should request a REVOTE:

In 2003, 2004 and again in 2005 Shred-it was named one of “Canada’s 50 Best Managed Companies”.

SHENANIGANS!!!

exactly...tough to call a company with 150,000 clients on 5 continents, a small business. Plus they're Canadian.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We got an e-mail from St. Louis Small Business Monthly a few minutes ago, my/our company is named top 3 in customer service in the city. We find out if we are #1 at a luncheon October 20th.

I mentioned we were top 25 in another thread in the begginning of the year and I'm sure you guys were dying for an update.

Found out we got #2.

Should have knocked off 4 or 5 cents on those Rice Krispie Treats. But that's just me.

sneak preview of tomorrows special

I have the feeling I'm not going to get teh secks in a long, long, time.

Your wife really wanted you to get #1 that bad, huh?

link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

exactly...tough to call a company with 150,000 clients on 5 continents, a small business. Plus they're Canadian.

It was open to any company that operates in the St. Louis area.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

And what kind of customer service does a shredding company need to provide in the first place???"Boy, that Kenny from Shred-It sure knows how to treat someone right. I mean he sure does shred that paper well. Last week we needed to destroy 5 cabinets worth of papers. You know what Kenny did? He drove over here in his truck, picked up the papers and shredded them! It was wowed."

Sadly, that is considered "above and beyond" these days.

 

[McJose]

And how do we know they are even shredding them????

Hello, exactly. They could just show a big pile of shredded paper. How could you tell if it was yours or not? They could be selling your TPS reports to Cogsworth Cogs as we speak.

 

[Running with scissors]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...=12256900"</a>"]link

FAIL

 

[FFchamps01]

Anybody else getting hit with the "Here you have" email virus? We're getting spammed with it left and right here.

It's getting through our Disney firewall...For some reason, I've only gotten it twice, but others in the building have gotten hundreds.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...=12256900"</a>"]link

FAIL

I'm an idiot.

 

[McJose]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...=12256900"</a>"]link

FAIL

I'm an idiot.

Ouch.

 

[Dungeon Master]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...=12256900"</a>"]link

FAIL

I'm an idiot.

Sorry GB

 

[Disco Stu]

For point and laugh purposes, here's my roster from my 12 team auction league. In spoilers to not clutter this with too much FF.

The good news is the RBs...

RB Steven Jackson 43

Flex DeAngelo Williams 43

BE Ryan Mathews 38

BE Bernard Scott 1
*** SPOILER ALERT! Click this link to display the potential spoiler text in this box. ***

");document.close();

The laughably bad news is everything else...

WR Lance Moore 1

WR Jerricho Cotchery 1

TE Dustin Keller 1

K Neil Rackers 1

BE Alex Smith 1

BE Nate Washington 1

BE Anthony Gonzalez 1

BE Jason Campbell 1

BE Dexter McCluster 1

BE Early Doucet 1

*** SPOILER ALERT! Click this link to display the potential spoiler text in this box. ***");document.close();

I've never done an auction draft, but I guarantee I could poop a better team than that.I'm drinking less next year. Would it be dumb to trade Gore for Andre Johnson and somebody named Laurent Robinson?

 

[General Malaise]

Bennett was just discharged and is on his way home with my wife. Looks like it was just a common virus and wasn't reallly all that big a deal, was just scary due to his previous issues.Now hopefully he'll stop all this drama for a while.

Little asssss kicker, that one. :(

 

[Running with scissors]

So how many posts do you and your various aliases have in this thread?

I'll start.

Running with scissors 202 (which is about 85% of my posts on this board since this thread started)

 

[Windmuffin]

So how many posts do you and your various aliases have in this thread?I'll start.Running with scissors 202 (which is about 85% of my posts on this board since this thread started)

I don't have a ton of posts, but this is my third user name that has posted in this thread. Not because of shtick, but necessity. That has to count for something, right?