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[videoguy505]

So what was the quote? Just 'cause you work in the movie biz doesn't mean you need to build suspense everywhere...

It was a full-on rant by Escape Goat about how a shark listens to that little voice on Sunday morning saying "Get Greg Camarillo active". I don't know if it exists since MOP killed the thread.

I think it peaked in another SP thread when the user "That Little Voice" and user "Get Greg Camarillo Active" were quoting each others posts just for the shtick of it in the nested quotes display.

Found it:

Real Sharks know when to make adjustments. Take myself for example, who benched Brady in favor of Warner, sat Moss and started Jennings, spot started Stecker over FWP, rolled the dice with Scheffler. These are the adjustments the sharks make to rocket themselves into the Stratosphere of the Great White. We do not rely solely on projections. We rely on an inherent clairvoyance. A little voice that says "Get-Greg-Camarillo-active". So sit back and whine over Joe's projections. Meanwhile I'm uncorking a bottle of DP coasting to another Championship in my big money league.

-The Goat

 

[Radio Free Homer]

It was a full-on rant by Escape Goat about how a shark listens to that little voice on Sunday morning saying "Get Greg Camarillo active". I don't know if it exists since MOP killed the thread.I think it peaked in another SP thread when the user "That Little Voice" and user "Get Greg Camarillo Active" were quoting each others posts just for the shtick of it in the nested quotes display.

OK that's pretty awesome.

 

[McJose]

As long as we're bragging about our teams...10 team ppr

Peyton Manning QB IND @ HOU 7 - Starter 0.00

Maurice Jones-Drew RB JAC vs DEN 9 - Starter 0.00

C.J. Spiller RB BUF vs MIA 6 - Starter 0.00

Jahvid Best RB DET @ CHI 7 - Starter 0.00

Lee Evans WR BUF vs MIA 6 - Starter 0.00

Roddy White WR ATL @ PIT 8 - Starter 0.00

Jason Witten TE DAL @ WAS 4 - Starter 0.00

Ryan Longwell K MIN @ NOR 4 - Starter 4.00 41 yd FG (4.00 pts)

Chicago Bears Def/ST CHI vs DET 8 - Starter 0.00

Jay Cutler QB CHI vs DET 8 - Reserve 0.00

Chad Henne QB MIA @ BUF 5 - Reserve 0.00

Jerome Harrison RB CLE @ TAM 8 - Reserve 0.00

Toby Gerhart RB MIN @ NOR 4 Q Reserve 0.00

Hines Ward WR PIT vs ATL 5 - Reserve 0.00

Jerricho Cotchery WR NYJ vs BAL 7 - Reserve 0.00

Devin Hester WR CHI vs DET 8 - Reserve 0.00

Laurent Robinson WR STL vs ARI 9 - Reserve 0.00

Steve Breaston WR ARI @ STL 6 - Reserve 0.00

Heath Miller TE PIT vs ATL 5 - Reserve 0.00

New Orleans Saints Def/ST NOR vs MIN 10 - Reserve 4.00 1.0 sack (1.00 pts)



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[charvik]

I'd brag too, but I don't remember any of my players...

 

[Radio Free Homer]

As long as we're bragging about our teams...10 team ppr

Peyton Manning QB IND @ HOU 7 - Starter 0.00

Maurice Jones-Drew RB JAC vs DEN 9 - Starter 0.00

C.J. Spiller RB BUF vs MIA 6 - Starter 0.00

Jahvid Best RB DET @ CHI 7 - Starter 0.00

Lee Evans WR BUF vs MIA 6 - Starter 0.00

Roddy White WR ATL @ PIT 8 - Starter 0.00

Jason Witten TE DAL @ WAS 4 - Starter 0.00

Ryan Longwell K MIN @ NOR 4 - Starter 4.00 41 yd FG (4.00 pts)

Chicago Bears Def/ST CHI vs DET 8 - Starter 0.00

Jay Cutler QB CHI vs DET 8 - Reserve 0.00

Chad Henne QB MIA @ BUF 5 - Reserve 0.00

Jerome Harrison RB CLE @ TAM 8 - Reserve 0.00

Toby Gerhart RB MIN @ NOR 4 Q Reserve 0.00

Hines Ward WR PIT vs ATL 5 - Reserve 0.00

Jerricho Cotchery WR NYJ vs BAL 7 - Reserve 0.00

Devin Hester WR CHI vs DET 8 - Reserve 0.00

Laurent Robinson WR STL vs ARI 9 - Reserve 0.00

Steve Breaston WR ARI @ STL 6 - Reserve 0.00

Heath Miller TE PIT vs ATL 5 - Reserve 0.00

New Orleans Saints Def/ST NOR vs MIN 10 - Reserve 4.00 1.0 sack (1.00 pts)
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So when does the bragging start?

 

[Radio Free Homer]

14 team PPR

QB Matthew Stafford, Det QB 6.06

Bench Matt Cassel, KC QB 13.09

RB Ryan Mathews, SD RB 2.06

RB/WR Pierre Thomas, NO RB 3.09

RB/WR Arian Foster, Hou RB 5.09

Bench LaDainian Tomlinson, NYJ RB 9.09

Bench Kareem Huggins, TB RB 11.09

WR Andre Johnson, Hou WR 1.09

Bench Terrell Owens, Cin WR 7.09

Bench Jabar Gaffney, Den WR 10.06

Bench Mike Williams, TB WR 12.06

TE Antonio Gates, SD TE 4.06

D/ST 49ers 8.06

K Neil Rackers, Hou K 14.06



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[Clifton]

And it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like jelly roll

and it stoned me

 

[Dungeon Master]

The pictures are in.

More importantly, are you?

 

[YSR]

Some obvious pruning going on in here....what were the offending posts?

Looks like the links with Krista & YSR taking a bubble bath together are gone.

Don't worry; I've posted them on our secret site.Where is that YSR, anyway? Do you think she got stuck under a pile of tires in her future MIL's house?

I'm here. I've just been really busy lately, hence the sporadic posts. We fired our receptionist at the office so I've been trying to train the new one. She's got this awesome "rode hard and put up wet" demeanor and has already logged approximately 2-3 potential HIPAA violations in her 1 day here, so I'm excited for her future with us.

 

[Thorn]

14 team PPR

QB Matthew Stafford, Det QB 6.06

Bench Matt Cassel, KC QB 13.09

RB Ryan Mathews, SD RB 2.06

RB/WR Pierre Thomas, NO RB 3.09

RB/WR Arian Foster, Hou RB 5.09

Bench LaDainian Tomlinson, NYJ RB 9.09

Bench Kareem Huggins, TB RB 11.09

WR Andre Johnson, Hou WR 1.09

Bench Terrell Owens, Cin WR 7.09

Bench Jabar Gaffney, Den WR 10.06

Bench Mike Williams, TB WR 12.06

TE Antonio Gates, SD TE 4.06

D/ST 49ers 8.06

K Neil Rackers, Hou K 14.06
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If you love Ryan Matthews and Arian Foster like I love Ryan Matthews and Arian Foster, nothing but good will come from this squad.

Dang. Nice work.

 

[Thorn]

Some obvious pruning going on in here....what were the offending posts?

Looks like the links with Krista & YSR taking a bubble bath together are gone.

Don't worry; I've posted them on our secret site.Where is that YSR, anyway? Do you think she got stuck under a pile of tires in her future MIL's house?

I'm here. I've just been really busy lately, hence the sporadic posts. We fired our receptionist at the office so I've been trying to train the new one. She's got this awesome "rode hard and put up wet" demeanor and has already logged approximately 2-3 potential HIPAA violations in her 1 day here, so I'm excited for her future with us.

 

[That Little Voice]

Just got back frm the bar. Aobsulitelt ####### trasched. I almost hjad to lite a black dude uo o thew way to my var.

 

[That Little Voice]

It was a full-on rant by Escape Goat about how a shark listens to that little voice on Sunday morning saying "Get Greg Camarillo active". I don't know if it exists since MOP killed the thread.

Sigworthy posts from Sharks is gone? Terrible if true.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Where is that YSR, anyway? Do you think she got stuck under a pile of tires in her future MIL's house?

:dropsthemikeshardlemonade: oh hey

I also felt the need to poop in the Shred-It box on the way out. No idea why.

I'm going to yell "Hey Shred-It > SUCK IT!!!" at all their trucks I pass.

 

[JZilla]

Was putting away the dishes and I just cut my finger on the Ninja blade. Sharp. Pretty deep. Elevating right now, hope it stops bleeding so I can get to the office.

 

[Disco Stu]

Would it be dumb to trade Gore for Andre Johnson and somebody named Laurent Robinson?

Gore is far and away your best player...trade someone else.

He also offered Hicks and Robinson for Mathews.But I'm pretty sure I'll take this offer from another team instead...Jennings and Ward for MathewsEdit: And now the first offer has been improved by replacing Robinson with Gaffney. I think I still like the Jennings/Ward one better, but that could just be my Packer homerism.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

The pictures are in.

and?

wow

The pictures are in.

More importantly, are you?

Yeah, um, well, you see, it was really weird last night.She shows me the the pics which is equivalent to those baboons at the zoo with the giant red asses presenting. You can't miss that signal. Things are getting busy when she falls asleep/passes out?, I have no freaking idea what happened. I'm like wtf?!

Then it goes down like this:

Mrs. SLB: Why did you stop?

Me: Why do you think I stopped?

Mrs. SLB: The construction.

Me: wat

Mrs. SLB you stopped the construction on the house.

Me: WTF are you talking about?!

Mrs. SLB: Shopping.

Me:

Mrs. SLB: I'm going shopping.

Me: Are you on drugs?!

Mrs. SLB: Are you going to have sex with me or what?

Me: I have absolutly no freaking idea what is going on here and I start checking the room for cameras thinking I'm on Punked.

So I considered my options and she had her eyes open and was willing......so I proceeded cautiously and finished the deal.

I asked her this morning wtf that was all about and she has no explanation.

I don't know.

 

[Thorn]

I have the #3 pick in this 12-team draft tomorrow (yes, tomorrow) that I have no idea how to plan for. There is a new commissioner who tweaked the scoring thusly:

QB - 1pt per completion, 1pt per 50 yards, 6pts passing TD

RB/WR/TE - 1pt per completion, 1 point per 20 yards, 6pts TD.

I think the rest is standard or close to it. DD says to take Brees or Manning if they are there, and CJ if not. But I'm wondering if guys like Brady or Schaub might be worth reaching for since they will have many completions and I have a ways to go before it comes back. Thoughts?

 

[guru_007]

"Are you going to have sex with me or what?" is hot.

I soooooo wish women thought this way.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For a second I was confused about the pics. The way I read it, they sounded very graphic. Then I realized I mistakenly read "is" as "are".

They aren't hard core or anything but I wouldn't show most of them to anybody. There is one I considered sharing but even the VGF isn't exclusive enough for me.

 

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Okay going to post this one in here...

$250 entry / $10 FA Pickup / 14 Team League (non ppr)

Pot usually lands around $4000-4500.

QB - McNabb

QR - A Smith

(START 1: weak I know... but there was a big run early so I stocked up elsewhere)

RB - C Johnson (Kept in round 6 - 1 player keeper at last year's round -1)

RB - P Thomas

RB - CJ Spiller

RB - A Foster

(Start 1 Plus a WR/RB/TE Flex)

WR - M Austin

WR - L Fitzgerald

WR - J Knox

WR - J Gaffney

(Start 2 plus the aforementioned Flex)

TE - J Finley-Norris

PK - Folk

DEF - Eagles / Colts (start 1)

QB Sucks ### but hoping deoth will allow me to trade up. Otherwise I'm pretty stoked for a 14 team league



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[Disco Stu]

For a second I was confused about the pics. The way I read it, they sounded very graphic. Then I realized I mistakenly read "is" as "are".

They aren't hard core or anything but I wouldn't show most of them to anybody. There is one I considered sharing but even the VGF isn't exclusive enough for me.

I accept PMs GB.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I had a dream last night that my fiancee was in a fighter jet and her head exploded. Any dream experts out there?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

let's try not to turn this into the shark pool

all of your teams are awesome and all of you are very pretty

 

[Gadzooks]

Ah, for the first time in forever, I have Friday off. Had a great breakfast with my son, bacon and freeze pops. My former parents-in-law just picked up my son for the day and night and now I'm leaving for a lunch date with a girl from Match.com (our first face-to-face encounter) Then I'm going golfing with a customer who loves to drink in the afternoon. Potential for a fantastic day. Perhaps if I got to see the photos from Mrs. SLB it would be an epic day.

 

[Windmuffin]

My team in the suck league. I'm a little worried about Forte being too good this year. I think Freeman at 1.05 was a steal.

QB Freeman, Josh QB - TB

RB Forte, Matt RB - CHI

WR Ochocinco, Chad WR - CIN

WR Smith, Steve WR - CAR

TE Scheffler, Tony TE - DET

RB Bush, Michael RB - OAK

QB Henne, Chad QB - MIA

RB Tomlinson, LaDainian RB - NYJ

WR Chambers, Chris WR - KC

WR Crabtree, Michael WR - SF

WR Washington, Nate WR - TEN

K Crosby, Mason K - GB

P Baker, Jason P - CAR

P Ryan, Jon P - SEA

TmD/ST MIA TmD/ST



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Got DirecTV coming to drop a HDDVR box in my main room (upgrade from HD only box)... about damn time. When I had it installed they told me I HAD to buy the HDDVR box for $300. #### that. Had HD in the main room (50" plasma mainly for sports and movies) and DVR in the bedroom (mainly for catching up on DVR'd shows).

Now finally the main room is caught up with the jones'....

Just in time for football season

 

[YSR]

Yeah, um, well, you see, it was really weird last night.

She shows me the the pics which is equivalent to those baboons at the zoo with the giant red asses presenting. You can't miss that signal.

For a second I was confused about the pics. The way I read it, they sounded very graphic. Then I realized I mistakenly read "is" as "are".

I read it the same way and was completely unphased.

 

[Gadzooks]

I had a dream last night that my fiancee was in a fighter jet and her head exploded. Any dream experts out there?

How soon till the wedding? Are you nervous about the wedding? The fighter jet may symbolize the "marriage", as in the wedding is coming VERY soon and VERY quickly, like it is bearing down on you like a fighter jet and your fiancee is driving the "marriage" right at you and you can't get out of the way, or you don't know how to get out of the way so it is easier for you if her head explodes which would then mean no wedding and you won't feel guilty.Or maybe it has something to do with Top Gun and maybe you wish Tom Cruise was your fiancee but that scares you because he is a cooky scientologist so by having his head explode you won't have to deal with your feelings about Maverick.Before my wedding I woke up screaming one night because in my dream, Andy Sipowicz (NYPD BLUE) was interrogating me and he pinned me down and put his forearm over my throat so I couldn't breathe, symbolic of how my fiancee was suffocating me before the wedding. I ignored it, got married and now I'm divorced. I hope I helped you.

 

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Got DirecTV coming to drop a HDDVR box in my main room (upgrade from HD only box)... about damn time. When I had it installed they told me I HAD to buy the HDDVR box for $300. #### that. Had HD in the main room (50" plasma mainly for sports and movies) and DVR in the bedroom (mainly for catching up on DVR'd shows).

Now finally the main room is caught up with the jones'....

Just in time for football season

 

[McJose]

As long as we're bragging about our teams...10 team ppr

Peyton Manning QB IND @ HOU 7 - Starter 0.00

Maurice Jones-Drew RB JAC vs DEN 9 - Starter 0.00

C.J. Spiller RB BUF vs MIA 6 - Starter 0.00

Jahvid Best RB DET @ CHI 7 - Starter 0.00

Lee Evans WR BUF vs MIA 6 - Starter 0.00

Roddy White WR ATL @ PIT 8 - Starter 0.00

Jason Witten TE DAL @ WAS 4 - Starter 0.00

Ryan Longwell K MIN @ NOR 4 - Starter 4.00 41 yd FG (4.00 pts)

Chicago Bears Def/ST CHI vs DET 8 - Starter 0.00

Jay Cutler QB CHI vs DET 8 - Reserve 0.00

Chad Henne QB MIA @ BUF 5 - Reserve 0.00

Jerome Harrison RB CLE @ TAM 8 - Reserve 0.00

Toby Gerhart RB MIN @ NOR 4 Q Reserve 0.00

Hines Ward WR PIT vs ATL 5 - Reserve 0.00

Jerricho Cotchery WR NYJ vs BAL 7 - Reserve 0.00

Devin Hester WR CHI vs DET 8 - Reserve 0.00

Laurent Robinson WR STL vs ARI 9 - Reserve 0.00

Steve Breaston WR ARI @ STL 6 - Reserve 0.00

Heath Miller TE PIT vs ATL 5 - Reserve 0.00

New Orleans Saints Def/ST NOR vs MIN 10 - Reserve 4.00 1.0 sack (1.00 pts)
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So when does the bragging start?BURN!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yeah, um, well, you see, it was really weird last night.

She shows me the the pics which is equivalent to those baboons at the zoo with the giant red asses presenting. You can't miss that signal.

For a second I was confused about the pics. The way I read it, they sounded very graphic. Then I realized I mistakenly read "is" as "are".

I read it the same way and was completely unphased.

Fixed.Supid engrish.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For a second I was confused about the pics. The way I read it, they sounded very graphic. Then I realized I mistakenly read "is" as "are".

They aren't hard core or anything but I wouldn't show most of them to anybody. There is one I considered sharing but even the VGF isn't exclusive enough for me.

I accept PMs GB.

Anybody else?

 

[guru_007]

For a second I was confused about the pics. The way I read it, they sounded very graphic. Then I realized I mistakenly read "is" as "are".

They aren't hard core or anything but I wouldn't show most of them to anybody. There is one I considered sharing but even the VGF isn't exclusive enough for me.

I accept PMs GB.

Anybody else?

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I had a dream last night that my fiancee was in a fighter jet and her head exploded. Any dream experts out there?

How soon till the wedding? Are you nervous about the wedding? The fighter jet may symbolize the "marriage", as in the wedding is coming VERY soon and VERY quickly, like it is bearing down on you like a fighter jet and your fiancee is driving the "marriage" right at you and you can't get out of the way, or you don't know how to get out of the way so it is easier for you if her head explodes which would then mean no wedding and you won't feel guilty.Or maybe it has something to do with Top Gun and maybe you wish Tom Cruise was your fiancee but that scares you because he is a cooky scientologist so by having his head explode you won't have to deal with your feelings about Maverick.Before my wedding I woke up screaming one night because in my dream, Andy Sipowicz (NYPD BLUE) was interrogating me and he pinned me down and put his forearm over my throat so I couldn't breathe, symbolic of how my fiancee was suffocating me before the wedding. I ignored it, got married and now I'm divorced. I hope I helped you.

I got 11 more months, GB. And I don't have to worry about planning. She told me that she'll take care of it, all I have to do is get the honeymoon together.

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[McJose]

For a second I was confused about the pics. The way I read it, they sounded very graphic. Then I realized I mistakenly read "is" as "are".

They aren't hard core or anything but I wouldn't show most of them to anybody. There is one I considered sharing but even the VGF isn't exclusive enough for me.

I accept PMs GB.

Anybody else?

Is it the baboon ### one?

 

[Dungeon Master]

For a second I was confused about the pics. The way I read it, they sounded very graphic. Then I realized I mistakenly read "is" as "are".

They aren't hard core or anything but I wouldn't show most of them to anybody. There is one I considered sharing but even the VGF isn't exclusive enough for me.

I accept PMs GB.

Anybody else?

I rarely get PMs. This would be a good one to get started.

 

[McJose]

Oh why not.

 

[YSR]

IN

 

[Stoneys]

For a second I was confused about the pics. The way I read it, they sounded very graphic. Then I realized I mistakenly read "is" as "are".

They aren't hard core or anything but I wouldn't show most of them to anybody. There is one I considered sharing but even the VGF isn't exclusive enough for me.

I accept PMs GB.

Anybody else?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just arrived.

Thanks Krista, you're the best!

Your pal,

Bob

 

[Thorn]

Just arrived.

Thanks Krista, you're the best!

Your pal,

Bob

Bunch of pictures of kids in the background makes it quite a bit more funny.

 

[Disco Stu]

But... 0 New Messages

 

[McJose]

Just arrived.

Thanks Krista, you're the best!

Your pal,

Bob

Hey, that's Christo's* hat!*MacArtist may be substituted for this joke if you're not familiar with Christo's work in other forums.

 

[zander_s]

Just arrived.

Thanks Krista, you're the best!

Your pal,

Bob

Awesome!!

 

[Disco Stu]

Crazy County Treasurer candidate speech should not be missed. 4 stars.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Crazy County Treasurer candidate speech should not be missed. 4 stars.

Weird, I just heard this on the radio.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just arrived.

Thanks Krista, you're the best!

Your pal,

Bob

Hey, that's Christo's* hat!*MacArtist may be substituted for this joke if you're not familiar with Christo's work in other forums.

I have no idea what this means.

 

[Disco Stu]

Just arrived.

Thanks Krista, you're the best!

Your pal,

Bob

Hey, that's Christo's* hat!*MacArtist may be substituted for this joke if you're not familiar with Christo's work in other forums.

I have no idea what this means.

If Christo had a favorite cricket player, it would be this guy.

 

[McJose]

Just arrived.

Thanks Krista, you're the best!

Your pal,

Bob

Hey, that's Christo's* hat!*MacArtist may be substituted for this joke if you're not familiar with Christo's work in other forums.

I have no idea what this means.

If Christo had a favorite cricket player, it would be this guy.

He likes women that look like they've got Troy Polamalu in a scissor-lock.