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Wow. What a night. Can't sum it up quickly. Feeling no pain right now. Girl who I kinda crush on is here and we hooked up earlier. We're awesome friends and would be truly horrific and destructive as a couple. Seeing great friends and am having a great time. Yet somehow feel melancholy. WEIRD.

 
Tremendous Upside said:
Wow. What a night. Can't sum it up quickly. Feeling no pain right now. Girl who I kinda crush on is here and we hooked up earlier. We're awesome friends and would be truly horrific and destructive as a couple. Seeing great friends and am having a great time. Yet somehow feel melancholy. WEIRD.
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Just got back from a GB's 50th bday party. None of us expected him to make it this long, so it was quite the celebration.

 
What a strange night. Pretty ####ed up at this point. Free drinkks all night will do that. Against all better wisdom I am heading home with previous mentioned chica. This will not end well. Big picture that is...I sure as hell hope it ends well tonight.

 
Went to see my girlfriend tonight at around midnight. She had been at a work conference a few towns away since Thursday. While at her house at midnight she gets a text from her boss: "As a parent I have raised boys. Never had a daughter and never thought I wanted one but after getting to know you I now realize I missed out : )" That's pretty close to verbatim. He might have said something about her being "special" as well. She is his "assistant".

I told her I think that it's inappropriate for him to be texting her at all, let alone at midnight on a Saturday. Now I could be overreacting a bit as the conference just ended and she left the hotel at 10:30. But still left me feeling strange. She defended herself and said "What do you want me to say? What do you want from me? All of us worked together the past 4 days and we all exchanged phone numbers". I guess she she opened the texting door by texting him and asking if he would give her Monday off with pay. She told me this when I first got there. I guess he responded "see you on Tuesday" which she interpreted as a "No". She thought it meant you can have the day off but it's coming out of your hours pool. But then an hour later at midnight he decides to send her a text praising her confused1.gif Sounds ####in shady to me.

Now I can see where this guy might get #### twisted. She's an underling. Feels like she worked hard all weekend and is asking him submissively "can I get and under the radar day off" Guy probably got a boner. My girl is sexy. She literally oozes sex appeal (the girl from the tent/thong pic) I feel this 55 year old creep is trying to open the door. I tried to explain to her (she's naive and has never worked in an office before) that superiors should not be mingling with or texting their subordinates. She doesn't see it that way. She's says he's more like a father figure unsure.gif

Am I out of line?

Do me a favor if you want to comment, take it easy on me and be honest. I don't really feel like getting too worked up. I love this chick.

On another note my ex-girlfriends younger sister is moving in tomorrow afternoon. No shtick...I'll ship a few pics to a few folks. She's cute, mid 20's and in college.

What could go wrong?

 
Oh what a night

Mid September back in twenty ten

What a very special time it was then

Oh I remember what a night

Oh what a night

You know I didn't even know her name

(think it was Natasha)

and I was never gonna be the same

What a lady. What a night.

 
Gadzooks said:
UOFI_316 said:
Radio Free Homer said:
UOFI_316 said:
This is the end of what has been a ####ty week.Tuesday came home to the sewer backing up in the laundry tub. Spent the night rodding out the line. We have a tree that was planted right over the sewer main by the developer (dumb ###) and 2-3 times a year this happens.Thursday I get a call from my wife while at work. She is 34 weeks pregnant and had started to get contractions. Rushed home and took her and our daughter to the hospital. They were able to get the contractions to stop, but is now on bedrest for the next 3 weeks, which means I am now the one to do all teh cooking, cleaning, playing with my daughter... all the while trying to get my daughters new bedroom painted and ready for her to move into before baby #2 comes.Today I wake up at 5 with severe pain in my right ball and groinal area. Can't find a way to lay down that doesn't hurt. Roll around the couch for a few hours and pop some advil. At 9 my wife calls my dad to come and get my daughter since I can't pick anything up, and she is on bedrest. My dad takes me to the hospital and I go sit in the ER for a few hours. After a nurse and a doctor come and fondle my balls they have me go get an untrasound to see if there is anything wrong. That nurse plays with me for 30 minutes, and manages to press in all the areas that cause my body to double over in pain. Turns out I have an infection in one of my tubes so I get a prescription for an antibiotic and some pain pills and go home. To top it all off, they don't even give me a picture of my ball to put on the fridge next to the ultrasound pictures of baby #2.Hopefully tomorrow will start a week devoid of any issues.
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Great work with the nurse, but how do you get a tube infection without Thai hookers involved?
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Unfortunetly none of the nurses would rate on the FBG scale of hotness. I think my right teste does not have an immunity system, a few years ago I had a Staph infection on it.
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Wow, that's just nuts. :thumbup:
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8/10I laughed.
 
Radio Free Homer said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Clifton said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I just picked a crippled guy up out of a car and put him in his wheelchair. Then I wheeled him over 3 curbs and into the house.

C'mon karma...
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We're not really using the word crippled anymore, guy. Highly frowned upon.
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Meh, when I met him 25 years ago, he was a cripple. No disrespect.I'm at a Vegas party. Just lost my 500 at craps in about 5 minutes.
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Five hundy should last you for hours. Dude, find a 10 or 15 dollar table...$500 can last you forever unless #### is cold as hell. Be conservative when it's cold and fire hard on the streaks. I never start with more than 200 or 300 and have won thousands at a sitting while never losing more than the initial investment. And I'm a pretty aggressive player.
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:lmao: I only had 15 minutes at the table. Subsequently, I took over another hand and won about $700. Hot shooter.

Vegas Party

 
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Early_10 said:
Oh what a night

Mid September back in twenty ten

What a very special time it was then

Oh I remember what a night

Oh what a night

You know I didn't even know her name

(think it was Natasha)

and I was never gonna be the same

What a lady. What a night.
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:lmao: :excited:

:lmao:

 
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Clifton said:
Went to see my girlfriend tonight at around midnight. She had been at a work conference a few towns away since Thursday. While at her house at midnight she gets a text from her boss: "As a parent I have raised boys. Never had a daughter and never thought I wanted one but after getting to know you I now realize I missed out : )" That's pretty close to verbatim. He might have said something about her being "special" as well. She is his "assistant".I told her I think that it's inappropriate for him to be texting her at all, let alone at midnight on a Saturday. Now I could be overreacting a bit as the conference just ended and she left the hotel at 10:30. But still left me feeling strange. She defended herself and said "What do you want me to say? What do you want from me? All of us worked together the past 4 days and we all exchanged phone numbers". I guess she she opened the texting door by texting him and asking if he would give her Monday off with pay. She told me this when I first got there. I guess he responded "see you on Tuesday" which she interpreted as a "No". She thought it meant you can have the day off but it's coming out of your hours pool. But then an hour later at midnight he decides to send her a text praising her confused1.gif Sounds ####in shady to me.Now I can see where this guy might get #### twisted. She's an underling. Feels like she worked hard all weekend and is asking him submissively "can I get and under the radar day off" Guy probably got a boner. My girl is sexy. She literally oozes sex appeal (the girl from the tent/thong pic) I feel this 55 year old creep is trying to open the door. I tried to explain to her (she's naive and has never worked in an office before) that superiors should not be mingling with or texting their subordinates. She doesn't see it that way. She's says he's more like a father figure unsure.gifAm I out of line?Do me a favor if you want to comment, take it easy on me and be honest. I don't really feel like getting too worked up. I love this chick.On another note my ex-girlfriends younger sister is moving in tomorrow afternoon. No shtick...I'll ship a few pics to a few folks. She's cute, mid 20's and in college.What could go wrong?
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General Malaise said:
krista4 said:
Brady Marino said:
Drinking some excellent white wine tonight.AND I'M NOT MIXING. :lmao:
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I really don't get this. Are you saying you've never been to a wine tasting?
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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BTW, due to Mr. krista4's school schedule I don't see any way for us to do any mega-trips next year, so we're taking a few 7-10 day vacations instead, and we're pretty definite on making Oregon wine country and Portland one of them. What's the best time to come? June/July? Don't go out of town when we're there!
 
Clifton said:
Clifton said:
Went to see my girlfriend tonight at around midnight. She had been at a work conference a few towns away since Thursday. While at her house at midnight she gets a text from her boss: "As a parent I have raised boys. Never had a daughter and never thought I wanted one but after getting to know you I now realize I missed out : )" That's pretty close to verbatim. He might have said something about her being "special" as well. She is his "assistant".I told her I think that it's inappropriate for him to be texting her at all, let alone at midnight on a Saturday. Now I could be overreacting a bit as the conference just ended and she left the hotel at 10:30. But still left me feeling strange. She defended herself and said "What do you want me to say? What do you want from me? All of us worked together the past 4 days and we all exchanged phone numbers". I guess she she opened the texting door by texting him and asking if he would give her Monday off with pay. She told me this when I first got there. I guess he responded "see you on Tuesday" which she interpreted as a "No". She thought it meant you can have the day off but it's coming out of your hours pool. But then an hour later at midnight he decides to send her a text praising her confused1.gif Sounds ####in shady to me.Now I can see where this guy might get #### twisted. She's an underling. Feels like she worked hard all weekend and is asking him submissively "can I get and under the radar day off" Guy probably got a boner. My girl is sexy. She literally oozes sex appeal (the girl from the tent/thong pic) I feel this 55 year old creep is trying to open the door. I tried to explain to her (she's naive and has never worked in an office before) that superiors should not be mingling with or texting their subordinates. She doesn't see it that way. She's says he's more like a father figure unsure.gifAm I out of line?Do me a favor if you want to comment, take it easy on me and be honest. I don't really feel like getting too worked up. I love this chick.On another note my ex-girlfriends younger sister is moving in tomorrow afternoon. No shtick...I'll ship a few pics to a few folks. She's cute, mid 20's and in college.What could go wrong?
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I'm intrigued by the little sister, but have nothing to offer wrt the boss text.
 
Why am I not allowed to wish Early 10 a happy birthday? Two posts, one last night and one this morning doing just that were deleted. Or am I just not allowed to post in this thread anymore? Talk about weird.

Happy birthday, Early. I hope your year is fantastic.

 
desert rose said:
Why am I not allowed to wish Early 10 a happy birthday? Two posts, one last night and one this morning doing just that were deleted. Or am I just not allowed to post in this thread anymore? Talk about weird.Happy birthday, Early. I hope your year is fantastic.
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I saw the ones from last night. They're not deleted in my mind. :shock:
 
krista4 said:
Brady Marino said:
Drinking some excellent white wine tonight.AND I'M NOT MIXING. :goodposting:
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I really don't get this. Are you saying you've never been to a wine tasting?
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Yes, but when I drink wine in large quantities, if I go from white to red or red to white, I get a little cranky.
 
Rain delay, right at the 4th quarter so they had stopped serving the general public. We just got a fresh shipment though. :thumbup:

 
Tremendous Upside said:
Wow. What a night. Can't sum it up quickly. Feeling no pain right now. Girl who I kinda crush on is here and we hooked up earlier. We're awesome friends and would be truly horrific and destructive as a couple. Seeing great friends and am having a great time. Yet somehow feel melancholy. WEIRD.
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GB pot.
 
Football games are fun, but I can barely talk the next day. 3-4 hours of yelling is not good when you've been sick all week, I guess. After a day like that, you kind of wish Penn State and Alabama would play every year, but then again, we'd probably start hating each other eventually. Alabama probably has the nicest stadium in college football now, but score updates suck and it's tough as hell to figure out how much time is on the clock. 100k+ fans in a fully enclosed stadium with 4 HD screens, but the ribbon boards spend the entire time flashing ads. How many people at a game where tickets are going for $200+ a pop are going to need to be instructed on the dangers of meth? I know one who'd like to know what the ####### score is in games going on simultaneously, or in games I did not see at the tailgate.

I'm going to drink some liquor and see what happens with my sore throat.

Happy Birthday E.

 
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