So I used to be a bit more of a hothead than I am these days, probably because I'm getting old and fat which is causing my testosterone level to go through the floor, also possibly because my wife is amazing and I'm actually pretty happy with life. Sometimes, however, I can't seem to help myself from bringing the ol' self back. Though usually now I focus my annoyance on people who are doing stupid, inconsiderate crap for no good reason. A big pet peeve of mine is people who leave a shopping cart in the middle of a parking lot. Also, people who take up multiple parking spots for no reason other than they just don't care about anybody but themselves. So, anywho, I pulled into the pet store yesterday to get my old, blind, deaf, about to die (yet awesome) pooch a bag of food. As I'm pulling into the parking lot, there isn't much parking available. Right up front there's some idiot who parked about 3/4 in one spot and 1/4 in another. No reason to do it other than he was being an inconsiderate #####. So, naturally, I figured the only course of action was to be an inconsiderate ##### back. I pulled my 4runner up and parked *right* next to him in the 3/4 of the spot I could barely fit in. No way he could get in his car. I then looked around in my car for a bit, acting busy while he came back. He did. He watched me fool around in my car for a little bit, so I poked my head up and asked if there was any way I could help him. He said I'd parked so close he couldn't get in his car, then looked at me expectantly. I slowly walk around the front, point, and say "I'm actually right in the middle of my spot, and if you wanted to be able to get back into your car you should try parking a little better. Fortunately, I'll bet your key works on the passenger door too, so you can get in that side and slide through." I then just stood there and watched him - I was a bit concerned for the safety of my car if I left - He called me an ####### (he at least got that part right), went to his passenger side, shuffled across, and drove away. Then I bought dog food. I felt like a magnificent *******.
They started "dating" (he lives in Houston, her in DFW area) before the divorce was final and they are already talking about getting married. He has a ring already and she thinks he is going to propose in San Fran over Labor Day. They already know they are going to Bora Bora for their honeymoon. His lease is up in December, so I would imagine they are looking to get married just as soon as he moves up here.
Plus you didn't answer my text from Saturday night. <_<
