Somebody make me laugh. Or talk about having a really craptastic day so I'll feel better about myself. TIA
I love you (except Tanner and Frosty)
The 3rd floor bathroom in our building is being revamped. My office is on the 3rd floor and I DRINK A LOT OF ICED TEA, and we have to go to 2 or 4 for a month. Earlier today I had to go and was heading to the 2nd floor. I move an estimated 86 times the speed of an average Memphian, and as I went to the stairway* I shoved the door open with the fervor and determination of someone who has not peed for six hours because of the ridiculous number of meetings we have. Somehow in doing so I missed the fact that there was someone on the other side of the door, despite there being a tiny doorwindow through which I could have peered.After shoving the door open with the fury of a thousand suns, and nearly taking someone's face off in the process, I said to the potential victim, "I'm so sorry; I don't know how I could have missed you."
Pretty much simultaneously with which I realized the person to whom I'd directed the comment was a woman weighing about 300 pounds. And from her look to me pretty clearly decided the "couldn't have missed me" comment was weight-related.
OOF.
Totally not funny but an attempt to help whatever your issue might be.
YIC,
K4
*Our three elevators are currently overloaded with people who can't be bothered to take the ONE FLIGHT of stairs to another floor