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GM's thread about nothing (30 Viewers)

'General Malaise said:
MIL leaves tomorrow. Two day window with no extended family in the house before SIL, BIL, 18 month old nephew and other BIL come into town for a long visit. DirecTV gave me three months of free Cinemax, Showtime, et al. One of those months was ruined by a 58 year old woman who refuses to go to bed before 1am and sits with me in the back room thwarting me desires to pour a stiff bedtime drink and take two Bounty Paper Towels with me back to the sofa to watch "Hotel Erotica". :hot: :hot: :hot: Sex is out until the end of this month (Thanks, Hazel, for poulverizing my wife's vag!) which means I'm going to have to make up for lost time in the 48 hour gap. I wouldn't shake my hand late this week if we meet up.
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Bounty? Jesus, dude. Get some Kleenex. Don't need any helmet burn.
 
'krista4 said:
Jesus, flysack. I just read that comment thread. You think people don't understand when I post about debt offerings here? You nerds take it to a whole new level.
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:lmao:I can't believe I was the lesser language geek in that thread. Those people put me to shame.
 
'Gadzooks said:
"shuked" now has 2 meanings. Obviously there is the original meaning that we've been used to. But I discovered a new meaning and new way to use it. While doing my weekly stroll through pics of GMTAN family members on the FaceBook, I enjoyed Bentley's pics of his kid's 1st birthday party. As I looked at one of the pictures of the child and the remnants of his birthday cupcake, without thinking about it, I said to myself "my god, that kid really shuked that cupcake". You may need to look at the picture to fully understand. Anyways, I'm just looking for some credit for this. Thanks
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:lmao:
 
So financially speaking, things are a bit bleak after I quit the PhD program, but I'm hoping it's temporary. Teaching a couple classes again, but I could only land enough sections for us to get by the next four months.The plus side is I have all this free time. I'm already volunteering at the library (grant writing for a Hip Hop Festival, as well as a Summer Reading program for kids), and I'm thinking of signing up to be a Dogent at Cornell's art museum. For a humanities dork, this looks like a sweet deal -

Docents are volunteers who guide visiting groups through the Museum’s collections and exhibitions, and engage them in looking closely and learning through interactive experiences. They lead tours for groups of all ages and backgrounds, from pre-K groups to seniors. Museum educators train the docents on how to teach art history in meaningful and effective ways. Educators and curators provide ongoing training in special exhibitions.Docents are expected to give 35 hours per academic year, and commit to at least two years of service.In return, docents receive the benefits of Membership, invitations to special events, discounts on workshops, connections to other museums, and the opportunity to audit art history courses at Cornell.
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Here's to hoping all this volunteer work turns into something that actually pays $$ down the road. :unsure:
 
'General Malaise said:
Oh, and I posted in the Shark Pool. Seal broken. The only cure I think here is death.
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The Coach Otis Value Hawk thread is always money every year. I feel like sending Oats a thank you note for the entertainment, or maybe a thank you note to the idiots that mock him and take it so seriously.
'BigJohn said:
'General Malaise said:
MIL leaves tomorrow. Two day window with no extended family in the house before SIL, BIL, 18 month old nephew and other BIL come into town for a long visit. DirecTV gave me three months of free Cinemax, Showtime, et al. One of those months was ruined by a 58 year old woman who refuses to go to bed before 1am and sits with me in the back room thwarting me desires to pour a stiff bedtime drink and take two Bounty Paper Towels with me back to the sofa to watch "Hotel Erotica". :hot: :hot: :hot: Sex is out until the end of this month (Thanks, Hazel, for poulverizing my wife's vag!) which means I'm going to have to make up for lost time in the 48 hour gap. I wouldn't shake my hand late this week if we meet up.
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Bounty? Jesus, dude. Get some Kleenex. Don't need any helmet burn.
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I was thinking the same thing
'flysack said:
Here's to hoping all this volunteer work turns into something that actually pays $$ down the road. :unsure:
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Good luck
 
How does one utilize the full powers of the internet to get more information and/or pictures of a girl when all you have is her first name, the town she lives in, the company she works for and the name of her dog?

 
'Gadzooks said:
How does one utilize the full powers of the internet to get more information and/or pictures of a girl when all you have is her first name, the town she lives in, the company she works for and the name of her dog?
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shoot her dog. get the rest of the information off the police report.
 
'flysack said:
So financially speaking, things are a bit bleak after I quit the PhD program, but I'm hoping it's temporary. Teaching a couple classes again, but I could only land enough sections for us to get by the next four months.

The plus side is I have all this free time. I'm already volunteering at the library (grant writing for a Hip Hop Festival, as well as a Summer Reading program for kids), and I'm thinking of signing up to be a Dogent at Cornell's art museum. For a humanities dork, this looks like a sweet deal -

Docents are volunteers who guide visiting groups through the Museum’s collections and exhibitions, and engage them in looking closely and learning through interactive experiences. They lead tours for groups of all ages and backgrounds, from pre-K groups to seniors. Museum educators train the docents on how to teach art history in meaningful and effective ways. Educators and curators provide ongoing training in special exhibitions.

Docents are expected to give 35 hours per academic year, and commit to at least two years of service.

In return, docents receive the benefits of Membership, invitations to special events, discounts on workshops, connections to other museums, and the opportunity to audit art history courses at Cornell.
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Here's to hoping all this volunteer work turns into something that actually pays $$ down the road. :unsure:
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Wait what????
 
'BigJohn said:
'General Malaise said:
MIL leaves tomorrow. Two day window with no extended family in the house before SIL, BIL, 18 month old nephew and other BIL come into town for a long visit. DirecTV gave me three months of free Cinemax, Showtime, et al. One of those months was ruined by a 58 year old woman who refuses to go to bed before 1am and sits with me in the back room thwarting me desires to pour a stiff bedtime drink and take two Bounty Paper Towels with me back to the sofa to watch "Hotel Erotica". :hot: :hot: :hot: Sex is out until the end of this month (Thanks, Hazel, for poulverizing my wife's vag!) which means I'm going to have to make up for lost time in the 48 hour gap. I wouldn't shake my hand late this week if we meet up.
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Bounty? Jesus, dude. Get some Kleenex. Don't need any helmet burn.
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That's why I use silk pillow cases.
 
Not going to do an official student names thread this year because the FFA is pissing me off lately (not sure why more than usual).

But I'll shared with my friends here. Even Shuke.

Dathaniel

Dillin

Makensie

Kauner (connor)

Kassidy

Koltin

Ethanjames

Talmadge

Grafton

 
'Marvin said:
Not going to do an official student names thread this year because the FFA is pissing me off lately (not sure why more than usual).But I'll shared with my friends here. Even Shuke.DathanielDillinMakensieKauner (connor)KassidyKoltinEthanjamesTalmadge Grafton
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Sad day when Kassidy seems normal by comparison.
 
'Gadzooks said:
How does one utilize the full powers of the internet to get more information and/or pictures of a girl when all you have is her first name, the town she lives in, the company she works for and the name of her dog?
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My ex is remarkably good at this... :ph34r: I'm sure she'd be willing to help
 
'Marvin said:
Not going to do an official student names thread this year because the FFA is pissing me off lately (not sure why more than usual).

But I'll shared with my friends here. Even Shuke.

Dathaniel



Dillin

Makensie

Kauner (connor)

Kassidy

Koltin

Ethanjames

Talmadge

Grafton
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The first bolded = :lmao: , me too.The second = :angry: at my wife for talking me into Dylan. Dillon is a popular spelling too it seems. We actually settled on Dan but ##### changed her mind. :angry:

 
'Marvin said:
Not going to do an official student names thread this year because the FFA is pissing me off lately (not sure why more than usual).

But I'll shared with my friends here. Even Shuke.

Dathaniel

Dillin

Makensie

Kauner (connor)

Kassidy

Koltin

Ethanjames

Talmadge

Grafton
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:confused: How is this pronounced?
 
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