GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

this thread is as bad as the rest of the FFA

what the #### happened?

Peppercorn Bacon Potato Chip order cancelled.

We doing this? Split the loot 50/50?

Let's work on this today. I'm clearing my schedule. With your taste credentials and my penchant for writing like Guster Tolstoy describing a miniscule European flat, we should take this $1,000,000 down with the ease of a Ram sacking a Cardinal.

You're just going with peppercorn bacon? Come on.Load baked potato soup potato chip FTW.

http://www.guysnation.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/03/LoadedBakedPotatoChips-AF.png

 

[Mr. Pickles]

My ears just threw up

Isn't this just the QB facebook thing from last night?

I can't even copy and paste. I'm glad the boseball game is only 3 short hours away.

I like when Scup took a stand and decided Kate Upton was hot.

 

[cosjobs]

letsgorangers

 

[shuke]

Awful call. WOOF.

Gotta disagree with you there clark. "a ball which, in the judgment of the umpire, is catchable by an infielder"

Horrible

 

[Marvin]

Apparently this beisbol thing is a big deal. i left here to go to FB and my newsfeed is littered with outrage. I don't even really care what happened, I'm going to bed.

WHY ARE WE NOT MARRIED OR AT LEAST HOOKING UP IN SOME SORT OR HORRIBLE, 'I'LL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN...UNTIL NEXT WEEKEND'???

 

[shuke]

I have six guests tonight, a professional couple from Nashville, two gorgeous ladies from McKinney on a weekend road trip away from their husbands and an older couple arriving later. Is drinking with guests discouraged? I hope not cause I killed a bottle of champagne with the single women and a pitcher of margaritas with the Nashville couple.This is more fun than feeding the elderly dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon.

So is this entirely a B&B now or still partly a retirement community?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My wife wants the sex. I told her no.

 

[shuke]

this thread is as bad as the rest of the FFA

what the #### happened?

Peppercorn Bacon Potato Chip order cancelled.

We doing this? Split the loot 50/50?

Let's work on this today. I'm clearing my schedule. With your taste credentials and my penchant for writing like Guster Tolstoy describing a miniscule European flat, we should take this $1,000,000 down with the ease of a Ram sacking a Cardinal.

You're just going with peppercorn bacon? Come on.Load baked potato soup potato chip FTW.

http://www.guysnation.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/03/LoadedBakedPotatoChips-AF.png

Oh #### me.

 

[shuke]

My wife wants the sex. I told her no.

Dumb###.

 

[cosjobs]

I have six guests tonight, a professional couple from Nashville, two gorgeous ladies from McKinney on a weekend road trip away from their husbands and an older couple arriving later. Is drinking with guests discouraged? I hope not cause I killed a bottle of champagne with the single women and a pitcher of margaritas with the Nashville couple.This is more fun than feeding the elderly dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon.

So is this entirely a B&B now or still partly a retirement community?

80/20 bnb. three elderly residents and staff tucked away on the downstairs wing

 

[Marvin]

My wife wants the sex. I told her no.

My link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My wife wants the sex. I told her no.

Dumb###.

Learn from me grasshopper.

 

[cosjobs]

Nashvillers are drunk under the table and off to bed.

Awaiting the McKinney ladies to come back and challenge me.

 

[Marvin]

Bottom line? Hit the ball you [freaking] [wussies].

Go Cards.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My wife wants the sex. I told her no.

My link

She was looking really hot wearing her cheater glasses. Nice try.

 

[Tiger Fan]

My wife wants the sex. I told her no.

Go hand her the crockpot and a chicken breast and tell her to go #### herself

 

[Marvin]

My wife wants the sex. I told her no.

My link

She was looking really hot wearing her cheater glasses. Nice try.

I'm on your side, Kemoslobby.

 

[cosjobs]

I just finished prepping 36 shrimp diablo. Gulf shrimp stuffed in a jalapeno from my garden, topped with a chunk of cheese and wrapped up in applewood bacon. Nashvillers passed out, McKinney ladies out on the town and wife still at work.

Eat them all myself?

 

[bentley]

Bring them to my tailgate tomorrow.

 

[cosjobs]

Bring them to my tailgate tomorrow.

Sure.Where do I send the invoice?

 

[bentley]

Won't hurt my feelings much when Josh takes the Jesus show on the road. He seems prime for decline.

 

[cosjobs]

Actually I will probably serve them in breakfast tacos for breakfast, you can have some them.

Oh wait. You're coming over next weekend.

Sorry

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I just finished prepping 36 shrimp diablo. Gulf shrimp stuffed in a jalapeno from my garden, topped with a chunk of cheese and wrapped up in applewood bacon. Nashvillers passed out, McKinney ladies out on the town and wife still at work. Eat them all myself?

I like how you post this as if you haven't already.

 

[kevzilla]

F'n Showalter.

 

[cosjobs]

I just finished prepping 36 shrimp diablo. Gulf shrimp stuffed in a jalapeno from my garden, topped with a chunk of cheese and wrapped up in applewood bacon. Nashvillers passed out, McKinney ladies out on the town and wife still at work. Eat them all myself?

I like how you post this as if you haven't already.

You forgot to factor in the fact that I have not yet mustered the energy totake them in the kitchen and cook them.ETA: FU Rangers

 

[cosjobs]

THis is the most colossal end of season fold I have ever witnessed. Thanks for the memories #######s

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My wife wants the sex. I told her no.

My link

She was looking really hot wearing her cheater glasses. Nice try.

I'm on your side, Kemoslobby.

You're my boy, glue.

 

[shuke]

Joe Saunders saying in post-game interview "the lord was with me tonight". Look, it's one thing to thank god for giving you the opportunity/talent or whatever, but to insinuate that he/she/it decides to help you pitch better on certain occasions is laughable.

 

[shuke]

i'll shut up now and keep drinking.

 

[shuke]

Nashvillers are drunk under the table and off to bed. Awaiting the McKinney ladies to come back and challenge me.

They traveled to Austin and aren't going out?

 

[Marvin]

Joe Saunders saying in post-game interview "the lord was with me tonight". Look, it's one thing to thank god for giving you the opportunity/talent or whatever, but to insinuate that he/she/it decides to help you pitch better on certain occasions is laughable.

Who is Joe Sanders?

 

[kevzilla]

Joe Saunders saying in post-game interview "the lord was with me tonight". Look, it's one thing to thank god for giving you the opportunity/talent or whatever, but to insinuate that he/she/it decides to help you pitch better on certain occasions is laughable.

Well, either that or demon rum got to Hamilton. Take your pick.

 

[shuke]

My wife wants the sex. I told her no.

Go hand her the crockpot and a chicken breast and tell her to go #### herself

jesus wtf

 

[Marvin]

BTW: Anybody named "Chipper" should have died of alcohol poisoning at a frathouse back in 1989.

 

[Limp Ditka]

BTW: Anybody named "Chipper" should have died of alcohol poisoning at a frathouse back in 1989.

jeebus

 

[shuke]

Won't hurt my feelings much when Josh takes the Jesus show on the road. He seems prime for decline.

But booing him? Come on.

 

[shuke]

I just finished prepping 36 shrimp diablo. Gulf shrimp stuffed in a jalapeno from my garden, topped with a chunk of cheese and wrapped up in applewood bacon. Nashvillers passed out, McKinney ladies out on the town and wife still at work. Eat them all myself?

I like how you post this as if you haven't already.

LMFAO

 

[Marvin]

BTW: Anybody named "Chipper" should have died of alcohol poisoning at a frathouse back in 1989.

jeebus

Seriously. Change your damn name to something a little less date-rapish.

 

[Limp Ditka]

BTW: Anybody named "Chipper" should have died of alcohol poisoning at a frathouse back in 1989.

jeebus

Seriously. Change your damn name to something a little less date-rapish.

So Levi's out of the question?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Joe Saunders saying in post-game interview "the lord was with me tonight". Look, it's one thing to thank god for giving you the opportunity/talent or whatever, but to insinuate that he/she/it decides to help you pitch better on certain occasions is laughable.

If the Lord was really with him, wouldn't he be able to throw 95 mph all of a sudden?

 

[bentley]

Won't hurt my feelings much when Josh takes the Jesus show on the road. He seems prime for decline.

But booing him? Come on.

Eh. #### him. He gave up months ago. It would be one thing if he was struggling for reasons beyond his control, but Wash and other said several times this year that it's a chore to get Josh to focus.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Listening to this Tig Notaro comedy special. Will report back. Compelling so far.

 

[charvik]

What the... Is that baseball thing still going on? Haven't you guys talked about it all day already? :deadbanana:

 

[cstu]

Oh and I spent a small fortune on living room furniture before I thought we would have kids and just had it refinished. Looks brand new. So happy.

Ok, good. Now stop having sex on it and maybe it will last this time.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

i'll shut up now and keep drinking.

My FFA motto:fistbump:

 

[cstu]

My wife wants the sex. I told her no.

Go hand her the crockpot and a chicken breast and tell her to go #### herself

Interesting. My wife usually just uses a vibrator.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

And I gave my tickets for the next game to the warehouse guys GFYM

 

[Good Posting Judge]

And I gave my tickets for the next game to the warehouse guys GFYM

Spoiler

#######.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

And I gave my tickets for the next game to the warehouse guys GFYM

I'm a warehouse guy. And my mother is a saint. She's travelling to east Africa next week to nurture orphans.