GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

And I gave my tickets for the next game to the warehouse guys GFYM

I'm a warehouse guy. And my mother is a saint. She's travelling to east Africa next week to nurture orphans.

wet nurse?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

And I gave my tickets for the next game to the warehouse guys GFYM

I'm a warehouse guy. And my mother is a saint. She's travelling to east Africa next week to nurture orphans.

wet nurse?

God willing, that well dried up decades ago

 

[shuke]

Forrest?

 

[kevzilla]

Forrest?

Bacon Hitler looks upset.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Joe Saunders saying in post-game interview "the lord was with me tonight". Look, it's one thing to thank god for giving you the opportunity/talent or whatever, but to insinuate that he/she/it decides to help you pitch better on certain occasions is laughable.

God fiddles with our DNA. Why not a baseball game?[/MasterofOrion]

 

[Bogart]

I think I'm done with The Baseball Forum. It's getting as bad as the Shark Pool.

Man, you get fished hard in there.

Yeah. I know better. ####### Rangers.

 

[Guster]

Can I get a Cliffs notes of Guster's tome? No way in hell I'm reading that after the week I've had.

Was in Europe for almost 2 weeks. Flirted with a girl on the team for much of the time with mixed results. The last night the flirting payed copious dividends. I tried to craft the story so everyone could see what led up to things, but very few actually bothered to read it. Good luck to "your" Reds, GB. Hope all is well with you and the fam

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Can I get a Cliffs notes of Guster's tome? No way in hell I'm reading that after the week I've had.

Was in Europe for almost 2 weeks. Flirted with a girl on the team for much of the time with mixed results. The last night the flirting payed copious dividends. I tried to craft the story so everyone could see what led up to things, but very few actually bothered to read it. Good luck to "your" Reds, GB. Hope all is well with you and the fam

tl;dr

 

[Thorn]

BTW: Anybody named "Chipper" should have died of alcohol poisoning at a frathouse back in 1989.

jeebus

Seriously. Change your damn name to something a little less date-rapish.

Tragic that you missed a legit opportunity to use "rapey."

 

[Bogart]

Camping sucks. Even indoors.

 

[Guster]

Camping sucks. Even indoors.

Waking up to no power sucks.My daughter has gymnastics and a birthday party to go to today, so the day is off to a great start. Im not sure if it's a drop the kid and run type party, but at least most of the good games are on tonight

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Don't you hate when you're out with your wife and you see some girl you haven't seen for a long time, and you introduce her to said wife and the person says how they already met her. . . Except that was a different chick they met pre-wife and maybe even the person didnt meet a chick at all but the idiot keeps insisting they met anyway and then ignores the wife and keeps talking to you about lawyer #### you don't care about? Yea, me too.

 

[mr. furley]

Won't hurt my feelings much when Josh takes the Jesus show on the road. He seems prime for decline.

But booing him? Come on.

Eh. #### him. He gave up months ago. It would be one thing if he was struggling for reasons beyond his control, but Wash and other said several times this year that it's a chore to get Josh to focus.

in Hamilton's defense, baseball is really ####ing boring

 

[Guster]

The upside of no power? Breakfast today is apple slices with tillamook cheddar. My daughter just said it was the best breakfast ever.

 

[cosjobs]

The upside of no power? Breakfast today is apple slices with tillamook cheddar. My daughter just said it was the best breakfast ever.

What do you normally feed that poor child?Bread crusts soaked in gruel?

 

[Guster]

The upside of no power? Breakfast today is apple slices with tillamook cheddar. My daughter just said it was the best breakfast ever.

What do you normally feed that poor child?Bread crusts soaked in gruel?

Depends om her mood... Blueberry pancakes, eggs and bacon, cinnamon sugar toast, fruit, oatmeal w raisins and diced apples Not all at once though

 

[Guster]

Power comes on and what's the first thing my daughter asks?

"Daddy, can I watch Star Wars?"

My kid is awesome.

 

[shuke]

Good luck to "your" Reds, GB.

Hope all is well with you and the fam

Thanks buddy. I think my wife has finally turned a corner with her migraines. Long story, I'll explain later.

 

[shuke]

Power comes on and what's the first thing my daughter asks? "Daddy, can I watch Star Wars?"My kid is awesome.

Are you at home? Why was the power out?I'm taking my kids to some Star Wars national reading day costume party or something at Barnes/Noble in West Chester at 1:00. See you there?

 

[Guster]

Power comes on and what's the first thing my daughter asks? "Daddy, can I watch Star Wars?"My kid is awesome.

Are you at home? Why was the power out?I'm taking my kids to some Star Wars national reading day costume party or something at Barnes/Noble in West Chester at 1:00. See you there?

Yeah, in HP... Not sure why the power went out - it was on when we got home from poker night around 2a. Man, she would have loved the Star Wars thing, she's a total bookworm too But she has gymnastics class at 1p, so no luckGlad to hear things are looking up for your wife's migraines. It's got to be so frustrating/scary to have her in pain like that and not be able to help.

 

[shuke]

Man, she would have loved the Star Wars thing, she's a total bookworm too But she has gymnastics class at 1p, so no luck

Different stores are doing different times. You might want check Blue Manatee or Kenwood B&N.

 

[cosjobs]

I need a new smartphone with unlimted talk and plenty of internet (6 gig?).

Looks to me like Verizon is about $160. Sprint 140. Sheesh. What can I get for $100?

 

[Marvin]

I need a new smartphone with unlimted talk and plenty of internet (6 gig?).

Looks to me like Verizon is about $160. Sprint 140. Sheesh. What can I get for $100?

My link

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Power comes on and what's the first thing my daughter asks? "Daddy, can I watch Star Wars?"My kid is awesome.

Are you at home? Why was the power out?I'm taking my kids to some Star Wars national reading day costume party or something at Barnes/Noble in West Chester at 1:00. See you there?

West Chester, pa?

 

[YSR]

Good luck to "your" Reds, GB.

Hope all is well with you and the fam

Thanks buddy. I think my wife has finally turned a corner with her migraines. Long story, I'll explain later.

Can't remember if I ever asked you this. Did you ever get her hormones levels checked?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Good luck to "your" Reds, GB.

Hope all is well with you and the fam

Thanks buddy. I think my wife has finally turned a corner with her migraines. Long story, I'll explain later.

Please share. Mine has them nearly every day.

 

[krista4]

What happened? All you homos take off to watch baseball?

100% related

"Come in, quick! ANOTHER RUN FOR THREE YARDS. Now let's wait 30 seconds for this to happen again."

Still better than baseball "...that makes the count 1 and 2...outside for ball 2...Cupcheck is hitting .217 against lefties since last St. Filbert's Day...check swing foul into the bullpen...still 2-2...you have to wonder here if manager Frank Hatband is thinking of pulling McCrevis next inning...Cupcheck fouls this one back behind home plate, right where the jagoffs are sitting while talking on their phones telling people to look for them on TV...the Expos start a homestand on Tuesday against the Roughriders...count is 2 and 2...I think my dog might have eaten a dryer sheet last night, that ever happen to you, Russ?...and Cupcheck is caught looking for strike 3...."

Omfg I'm sitting in the bar laughing like a little kid. Can I put this as my FB status? I promise you'll get credit.

I have six guests tonight, a professional couple from Nashville, two gorgeous ladies from McKinney on a weekend road trip away from their husbands and an older couple arriving later.

Is drinking with guests discouraged? I hope not cause I killed a bottle of champagne with the single women and a pitcher of margaritas with the Nashville couple.

This is more fun than feeding the elderly dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon.

 

[Gatorman]

Good luck to "your" Reds, GB.

Hope all is well with you and the fam

Thanks buddy. I think my wife has finally turned a corner with her migraines. Long story, I'll explain later.

Please share. Mine has them nearly every day.

a boyfriend on the side.

 

[bentley]

How do you guys handle it if a girl you're dating wants to kiss you after swallowing your baby batter?

Marry her. That should take care of the problem.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What happened? All you homos take off to watch baseball?

100% related

"Come in, quick! ANOTHER RUN FOR THREE YARDS. Now let's wait 30 seconds for this to happen again."

Still better than baseball "...that makes the count 1 and 2...outside for ball 2...Cupcheck is hitting .217 against lefties since last St. Filbert's Day...check swing foul into the bullpen...still 2-2...you have to wonder here if manager Frank Hatband is thinking of pulling McCrevis next inning...Cupcheck fouls this one back behind home plate, right where the jagoffs are sitting while talking on their phones telling people to look for them on TV...the Expos start a homestand on Tuesday against the Roughriders...count is 2 and 2...I think my dog might have eaten a dryer sheet last night, that ever happen to you, Russ?...and Cupcheck is caught looking for strike 3...."

Omfg I'm sitting in the bar laughing like a little kid. Can I put this as my FB status? I promise you'll get credit.

I have six guests tonight, a professional couple from Nashville, two gorgeous ladies from McKinney on a weekend road trip away from their husbands and an older couple arriving later.

Is drinking with guests discouraged? I hope not cause I killed a bottle of champagne with the single women and a pitcher of margaritas with the Nashville couple.

This is more fun than feeding the elderly dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon.

& @ MarvinStill giddy from the Cards win. Hope to see the Reds next round.

 

[mr. furley]

How do you guys handle it if a girl you're dating wants to kiss you after swallowing your baby batter?

throat chop followed by a Hogan leg drop

 

[Mr. Pickles]

F'n Cupcheck. Swing, dammit.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Good luck pickles and gatorman. Should be a good game to watch.

LSU 16

UF 13

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Good luck pickles and gatorman. Should be a good game to watch. LSU 16UF 13

UF playing over their heads so far. Still think it'll be close. I expect a higher scoring game. The margin is about right.

 

[mr. furley]

i'm getting inundated with links to allegedly "hilarious" gangnam videos. what is this and why is it everywhere?

 

[mr. furley]

why do they make these football analysts hold a pen or pencil in one hand when speaking?

 

[YSR]

Being a Clemson fan is harder than Gadzooks during a Golden Girls marathon.

 

[kevzilla]

Being a Clemson fan is harder than Gadzooks during a Golden Girls marathon.

Have a bit of a Tajh-on myself.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

How do you guys handle it if a girl you're dating wants to kiss you after swallowing your baby batter?

Marry her. That should take care of the problem.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How do you guys handle it if a girl you're dating wants to kiss you after swallowing your baby batter?

Marry her. That should take care of the problem.

 

[Britney Spears]

Got my package from Mr. O.Saurus this week. Wicked cool. Thanks man!

Likewise. Thanks O! Very cool of you to do this.

Thanks, dude!

Indeed! Thank you very much!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Osaurus]

Got my package from Mr. O.Saurus this week. Wicked cool. Thanks man!

Likewise. Thanks O! Very cool of you to do this.

Thanks, dude!

Indeed! Thank you very much!

Excellent

 

[cosjobs]

Got my package from Mr. O.Saurus this week. Wicked cool. Thanks man!

Likewise. Thanks O! Very cool of you to do this.

Thanks, dude!

Indeed! Thank you very much!

Excellent

I got mine. but hey're all wet.Thanks., tho

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Got my package from Mr. O.Saurus this week. Wicked cool. Thanks man!

Likewise. Thanks O! Very cool of you to do this.

Thanks, dude!

Indeed! Thank you very much!

Excellent

I got mine. but hey're all wet.Thanks., tho

He should have just set up the google drive.

 

[cosjobs]

Got my package from Mr. O.Saurus this week. Wicked cool. Thanks man!

Likewise. Thanks O! Very cool of you to do this.

Thanks, dude!

Indeed! Thank you very much!

Excellent

I got mine. but hey're all wet.Thanks., tho

He should have just set up the google drive.

He did, but he drove it in the ditch

 

[bentley]

I'm ####hammered after the Longhorn game, sitting on the back porch in a snuggie with beer in hand and perusing the FFA. Just thought I would share.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Drinking bourbon celebrating an Irish victory. Win the next two, and I may really start to believe.

thanks Osaurus for the audio gifts

 

[shuke]

Good luck to "your" Reds, GB.

Hope all is well with you and the fam

Thanks buddy. I think my wife has finally turned a corner with her migraines. Long story, I'll explain later.

Can't remember if I ever asked you this. Did you ever get her hormones levels checked?

I know she looked into getting them checked and what the hormone therapy was all about, but I don't think she did it yet. There were some other issues that we had to address first.

 

[flysack]

Drinking bourbon celebrating an Irish victory. Win the next two, and I may really start to believe. thanks Osaurus for the audio gifts

beat StNDford and belieeve.I['m in Pitts now. Wedding. Irish Weeddding. Yes. God blesss the the Irihs!