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GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

'General Malaise said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
'General Malaise said:
'Angry Beavers said:
'General Malaise said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
pics of the mom?
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:goodposting:
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Meh.
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:kicksrock:
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Kinda cute in the face, but huge butt and big white legs.
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go on..
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She used to do yardwork in a bikini top. It was...strange. She got divorced about a year after we moved into the neighborhood. I didn't know her ex-husband very well, but he used to wear a Rashaan Salaam (sp?) Bears jersey. I thought that was funny. Had to be the only guy in the world with one of those. Well, other than Rashaan. She got re-married to a guy named Paul. I like Paul. I see him outside smoking cigarettes every now and then. I think they both might be closet smokers and that makes me like them a little more. :thumbup:
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This bikini top - did it accentuate the positives or just confirm your worse fears?
 
'Bogart said:
'Bogart said:
Immediately booked a room at NYLO for this weekend to celebrate with the Wiccan. I am going to destroy.
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This was very much a success.I was a little worried because I had been sick all week, and had a crappy night sleeping Friday night at Cowboys Stadium, but manned up and went to work. NYLO is a very cool hotel and I am pretty sure Stu would approve.My only issue was Sunday morning I woke up and realized I was completely dehydrated. A week of taking Allergy medicine and not staying hydrated had caught up with me. I didn't feel all that bad yet (pounding headache came later in the day and still hanging around), but it led to a weird reaction in the bedroom. My soldier showed up for duty, but there was no finish to be had. So before check-out, I basically became a human Sybian for an hour straight, and everyone went home happy.
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Well done, GB :thumbup: So where does that leave things? Are you two exclusive? Still dating around?
 
'Angry Beavers said:
'General Malaise said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
'General Malaise said:
'Angry Beavers said:
'General Malaise said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
pics of the mom?
Click to expand...
:goodposting:
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Meh.
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:kicksrock:
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Kinda cute in the face, but huge butt and big white legs.
Click to expand...
go on..
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She used to do yardwork in a bikini top. It was...strange. She got divorced about a year after we moved into the neighborhood. I didn't know her ex-husband very well, but he used to wear a Rashaan Salaam (sp?) Bears jersey. I thought that was funny. Had to be the only guy in the world with one of those. Well, other than Rashaan. She got re-married to a guy named Paul. I like Paul. I see him outside smoking cigarettes every now and then. I think they both might be closet smokers and that makes me like them a little more. :thumbup:
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This bikini top - did it accentuate the positives or just confirm your worse fears?
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I didn't really know what or how to think about it. On the one hand, it's a bikini top, which is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. I mean, it beats looking at the sidewalk. But on the other hand, she doesn't have a very flattering shape. What's odd to me is that her new husband is a great looking dude. Kind of looks like Mitt Romney. Studly. Not at all like me. So he must be attracted to her, but I don't really see how.
 
Now all I'm going to be able to think about is that there is some terrible disaster and I need to repopulate the world with GM's wife's cousins. I would reverse my vasectomy with a rusty nail.

 
'Guster said:
'Bogart said:
'Bogart said:
Immediately booked a room at NYLO for this weekend to celebrate with the Wiccan. I am going to destroy.
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This was very much a success.I was a little worried because I had been sick all week, and had a crappy night sleeping Friday night at Cowboys Stadium, but manned up and went to work. NYLO is a very cool hotel and I am pretty sure Stu would approve.My only issue was Sunday morning I woke up and realized I was completely dehydrated. A week of taking Allergy medicine and not staying hydrated had caught up with me. I didn't feel all that bad yet (pounding headache came later in the day and still hanging around), but it led to a weird reaction in the bedroom. My soldier showed up for duty, but there was no finish to be had. So before check-out, I basically became a human Sybian for an hour straight, and everyone went home happy.
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Well done, GB :thumbup: So where does that leave things? Are you two exclusive? Still dating around?
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Still dating around. She has been single for nine years, understands my situation and doesn't want anything exclusive yet. Hell, she has offered to help make my profile better on OKCupid and Pof.And she likes girls as well. :unsure:
 
'Bogart said:
Still dating around. She has been single for nine years, understands my situation and doesn't want anything exclusive yet. Hell, she has offered to help make my profile better on OKCupid and Pof.And she likes girls as well. :unsure:
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:thumbup: Wasn't going to be a wet blanket and tell you to take things slow, but sounds like you have that covered. Congrats, enjoy and send pics!
 
I'm still curious to know how you make the connection between a random guy sitting near you at a college football game to a random person from FBG who you've never met. Now that your hangover is gone, you got a better explanation for this?

 
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I'm still curious to know how you make the connection between a random guy sitting near you at a college football game to a random person from FBG who you've never met. Now that your hangover is gone, you got a better explanation for this?
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Probably not.
 
I think the chances that the Jets eek out a defense dominated game is better than 7:1, so parlay on the NYJ ML & the under tonight

 
My mom discovered You Tube today. This is not going to end well. She already wants me to "see that kid that sings that Adele song", and "that kid that sing Hallelujah."

I have not seen one episode of The X Factor or You Got Talent, but I think I am going to end up seeing all of them, one clip at a time.

 
'Bogart said:
My mom discovered You Tube today. This is not going to end well. She already wants me to "see that kid that sings that Adele song", and "that kid that sing Hallelujah."I have not seen one episode of The X Factor or You Got Talent, but I think I am going to end up seeing all of them, one clip at a time.
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Tell her your internet went down...in an email.
 
'Marvin said:
'Bogart said:
My mom discovered You Tube today. This is not going to end well. She already wants me to "see that kid that sings that Adele song", and "that kid that sing Hallelujah."I have not seen one episode of The X Factor or You Got Talent, but I think I am going to end up seeing all of them, one clip at a time.
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Tell her your internet went down...in an email.
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Tell her you ran out of youtube minutes and it's $79.95 to watch any more videos. :moneyrain:
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
We finished Game of Thrones. Great show. Did they nerd up that thread so much I shouldn't go in there?
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Not nearly as bad as other TV show threads around here, but it's 75% book stuff buried in spoilers.
 
'General Malaise said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
I used to hang our with two kids who were 3 and 4 years older than me. Both were neighbors and pretty good friends until they hit 9th grade or so. By then they couldn't disavow knowing me fast enough. The older one wasn't a huge loss. He was kind of a train wreck. The other kid though was a smart dude and into cool stuff. A really good influence. It kind of made me sad when they basically outgrew me, but it made perfect sense later. I can't imagine why a kid in high school would bother to seek out time with kids more than five years his junior.
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He's developmentally a little slower than most kids his age. I think at some point, he'll blow them off too. But I also don't think he has many (or any) friends his age. I've never seen him have a friend over. He likes to throw the football with Cooper and play video games with Kellen. I like him, but there is part of me that thinks it's a little off. I will talk to his mom about it and get her opinion. She's a sharp lady and might have some insight. We've had Zach over several times since we moved in and I do like him. But I do get the concerns as well. He's not a bad kid, but this was a bad situation and he should know better.
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I don't think it's that big of a deal right now. You'll probably want it to taper off at some point, though. This kid will be driving in a year or so, right?
 
FROSTY: maybe if you put more pics up in this thread like GM did, I wouldn't have to spend so much time on your Facebook.

 
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