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'YSR said:
'Marvin said:
'General Malaise said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.
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She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. :mellow: MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.
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Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

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Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?
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Pretty sikh sense of humor you've got there, Marvin.
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'Marvin said:
'YSR said:
'Marvin said:
'General Malaise said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.
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She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. :mellow: MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.
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Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

:hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot:
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Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?
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Pretty sikh sense of humor you've got there, Marvin.
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There's gotta be some sweet Bollywood gifs out there.
 
Not one, but two of my wife's co-workers have been diagnosed with cancer in the last few months. It's a small office and they don't offer health insurance and, naturally, the two afflicted didn't buy their own coverage (like I did when we weren't covered by either of our employers). Instead, they spent their lunch breaks and evenings in the casinos. My wife, being the generous soul that she is, now wants us to give them money. First it was $50 a pop for a couple of fund raisers a month which I'm cool with, then it was a $500 loan for a wig (which ended up falling through because the other degenerates at the office couldn't come up with their share) now she wants to have a yard sale and give half the proceeds to them.

We can afford it, but i really resent the fact that they were the proverbial grasshoppers and now my wife's expecting us to give what is not an insignificant amount of money. She really doesn't shop or spend much on herself so I have a hard time saying no, but I'm not happy saying yes, either. Am I being a #### here?

 
'Ignoramus said:
Not one, but two of my wife's co-workers have been diagnosed with cancer in the last few months. It's a small office and they don't offer health insurance and, naturally, the two afflicted didn't buy their own coverage (like I did when we weren't covered by either of our employers). Instead, they spent their lunch breaks and evenings in the casinos. My wife, being the generous soul that she is, now wants us to give them money. First it was $50 a pop for a couple of fund raisers a month which I'm cool with, then it was a $500 loan for a wig (which ended up falling through because the other degenerates at the office couldn't come up with their share) now she wants to have a yard sale and give half the proceeds to them.

We can afford it, but i really resent the fact that they were the proverbial grasshoppers and now my wife's expecting us to give what is not an insignificant amount of money. She really doesn't shop or spend much on herself so I have a hard time saying no, but I'm not happy saying yes, either. Am I being a #### here?
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I would say no. But regardless it's going to be hard to not end up looking like a #### here.
 
'Ignoramus said:
Not one, but two of my wife's co-workers have been diagnosed with cancer in the last few months. It's a small office and they don't offer health insurance and, naturally, the two afflicted didn't buy their own coverage (like I did when we weren't covered by either of our employers). Instead, they spent their lunch breaks and evenings in the casinos. My wife, being the generous soul that she is, now wants us to give them money. First it was $50 a pop for a couple of fund raisers a month which I'm cool with, then it was a $500 loan for a wig (which ended up falling through because the other degenerates at the office couldn't come up with their share) now she wants to have a yard sale and give half the proceeds to them.We can afford it, but i really resent the fact that they were the proverbial grasshoppers and now my wife's expecting us to give what is not an insignificant amount of money. She really doesn't shop or spend much on herself so I have a hard time saying no, but I'm not happy saying yes, either. Am I being a #### here?
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'-fish- said:
I'm still curious to know how you make the connection between a random guy sitting near you at a college football game to a random person from FBG who you've never met. Now that your hangover is gone, you got a better explanation for this?
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It was really strange when I forgot what your name was and had to call you Rover Fish. That was unusual. I don't know...I was having a beer watching TV outside the football game but inside the massive indoor practice facility with the beer garden and I struck up a conversation with a nice guy and his gorgeous side piece and when he said he lived in Gig Harbor I said I know a guy from there, an attorney who likes to date crazy women. He took it from there. Small world, this one.
 
Cancelled soccer practice tonight and instead had a pizza/movie party. My assistant coach thought the movie Rudy would be an inspirational film for our team. I've never seen Rudy before. That movie sucked balls. What was so good about it? He sucked? I thought he would at least be decent and do something cool. He didn't do squat. And how does Ned Beaty still get roles anymore?

 
I was in a Books a Million recently and saw that Rudy had another book out. How much can one man milk something so insignificant?

In a related story, Debby Boone is the new face of Lifestyle Lift cosmetic surgery. You Light Up My Life was a hit when I was three.

 
'Mr. Pickles said:
I was in a Books a Million recently and saw that Rudy had another book out. How much can one man milk something so insignificant?In a related story, Debby Boone is the new face of Lifestyle Lift cosmetic surgery. You Light Up My Life was a hit when I was three.
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I saw that movie in the theater. Of course Debby Boone wasn't in the movie itself.
 
'Marvin said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
I was in a Books a Million recently and saw that Rudy had another book out. How much can one man milk something so insignificant?In a related story, Debby Boone is the new face of Lifestyle Lift cosmetic surgery. You Light Up My Life was a hit when I was three.
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I saw that movie in the theater. Of course Debby Boone wasn't in the movie itself.
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She didn't write the song, nor was she the first to record it, but by god she was going to ride that horse until it died and was consumed by maggots. Of course she's learned it from the best. Pat Boone is still shilling reverse mortgages.
 
'cosjobs said:
'Ignoramus said:
Not one, but two of my wife's co-workers have been diagnosed with cancer in the last few months. It's a small office and they don't offer health insurance and, naturally, the two afflicted didn't buy their own coverage (like I did when we weren't covered by either of our employers). Instead, they spent their lunch breaks and evenings in the casinos. My wife, being the generous soul that she is, now wants us to give them money. First it was $50 a pop for a couple of fund raisers a month which I'm cool with, then it was a $500 loan for a wig (which ended up falling through because the other degenerates at the office couldn't come up with their share) now she wants to have a yard sale and give half the proceeds to them.We can afford it, but i really resent the fact that they were the proverbial grasshoppers and now my wife's expecting us to give what is not an insignificant amount of money. She really doesn't shop or spend much on herself so I have a hard time saying no, but I'm not happy saying yes, either. Am I being a #### here?
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Yeah, I figured as much. I guess it is just crap that's been collecting dust in the garage.
 
'shuke said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
We finished Game of Thrones. Great show. Did they nerd up that thread so much I shouldn't go in there?
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Not nearly as bad as other TV show threads around here, but it's 75% book stuff buried in spoilers.
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The big thread morphed into a thread on a song of ice and fire in general really. There were so many people (like me) who hadn't read the books, but started while watching the show, that had lots of questions and wanted to discuss things. It's been pretty good about spoilers though. I think there's a seperate thread dedicated to the show only also.
 
'Daywalker said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
I was in a Books a Million recently and saw that Rudy had another book out. How much can one man milk something so insignificant?
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Anyone have a link to Joe Montana goofing on Rudy?
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DP: Were you there when Rudy was there? JM: Yeah. It's a movie, remember. Not all of that is true. DP: What wasn't true? JM: Well, the crowd wasn't chanting. No one threw in their jerseys. He did get in the game. He got carried off [at the end of] the game. [...] Back then they tried to play someone at the end of [the season] that all the seniors could get in the last home game. The schedule was kind of set that way. So he got in. He did get a sack. And then the guys carried him off, just playing around. I won't say it was a joke, but it was playing around. He worked his butt off to get where he was and to do the things he did. But not any harder than anyone else.http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Joe-Montana-scores-another-touchdown-for-reality?urn=ncaaf,268408:lol:ETA: And I like ND
 
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'belljr said:
'Daywalker said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
I was in a Books a Million recently and saw that Rudy had another book out. How much can one man milk something so insignificant?
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Anyone have a link to Joe Montana goofing on Rudy?
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DP: Were you there when Rudy was there? JM: Yeah. It's a movie, remember. Not all of that is true. DP: What wasn't true? JM: Well, the crowd wasn't chanting. No one threw in their jerseys. He did get in the game. He got carried off [at the end of] the game. [...] Back then they tried to play someone at the end of [the season] that all the seniors could get in the last home game. The schedule was kind of set that way. So he got in. He did get a sack. And then the guys carried him off, just playing around. I won't say it was a joke, but it was playing around. He worked his butt off to get where he was and to do the things he did. But not any harder than anyone else.http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Joe-Montana-scores-another-touchdown-for-reality?urn=ncaaf,268408:lol:ETA: And I like ND
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Didn't one of the Golic brothers say that they didn't know who the hell Rudy was?
 
My assistant coach said the movie was the 'ultimate team movie', so I was down with showing it to them. I'd be shocked if 2-3 of the kids who were in the room while it was on could remember anything about it. Getting 14 boys 10 years of age or younger to sit down and watch a movie with open pizza boxes and a wild puppy in the room was next to impossible. But I tuned in and watched, waiting for the inspirational message. What a hunk of poo.

- What was the deal with his older brothers? Why did they resent him so much?

- Was he any good in high school? All they showed was him hitting the coach with a tackle dummy and the coach saying "I'll miss you".

- John Favrow (sp?) showed up in the movie and I'm like "Hey, dude from swingers! Now we're getting somewhere!". What a dumb character he was. All he wanted was for Rudy to introduce him to girls? Did I miss the segue where Rudy was some sort of sensational ladies man? And then when Favrow did get a girlfriend, she looked like Debbie Downer. Nice going.

- At one point, Rudy quit the team, which was puzzling since he was never really on the team. But he quit, then he just...came back? No conversation, no permission from the coach, he just walked back on to the field and the team applauded like Jesus threw a rock aside and ascended into heaven?

I'm picking out the next movie.

 
Oh yeah, we got invited to a Halloween party where the hosts are big on people dressing up. Last year, I went as Chip Kelley. They told me I'm not allowed to be him again. I have no other ideas. So I'm turning to you, fine friends. Help me pick out my costume. Slutty nurse? Slutty Vampire? Slutty school teacher? You tell me.

 
'General Malaise said:
Oh yeah, we got invited to a Halloween party where the hosts are big on people dressing up. Last year, I went as Chip Kelley. They told me I'm not allowed to be him again. I have no other ideas. So I'm turning to you, fine friends. Help me pick out my costume. Slutty nurse? Slutty Vampire? Slutty school teacher? You tell me.
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Slutty Powder?
 
'General Malaise said:
Oh yeah, we got invited to a Halloween party where the hosts are big on people dressing up. Last year, I went as Chip Kelley. They told me I'm not allowed to be him again. I have no other ideas. So I'm turning to you, fine friends. Help me pick out my costume. Slutty nurse? Slutty Vampire? Slutty school teacher? You tell me.
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Oregon Assistant coach :shrug:
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'General Malaise said:
Oh yeah, we got invited to a Halloween party where the hosts are big on people dressing up. Last year, I went as Chip Kelley. They told me I'm not allowed to be him again. I have no other ideas. So I'm turning to you, fine friends. Help me pick out my costume. Slutty nurse? Slutty Vampire? Slutty school teacher? You tell me.
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Slutty Powder?
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Maybe I should just embrace the inevitable and go as Powder himself.I've never seen that movie either. Better or worse than "Rudy"?
 
'General Malaise said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'General Malaise said:
Oh yeah, we got invited to a Halloween party where the hosts are big on people dressing up. Last year, I went as Chip Kelley. They told me I'm not allowed to be him again. I have no other ideas. So I'm turning to you, fine friends. Help me pick out my costume. Slutty nurse? Slutty Vampire? Slutty school teacher? You tell me.
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Slutty Powder?
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Maybe I should just embrace the inevitable and go as Powder himself.
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But slutty.
 
'Idiot Boxer said:
'General Malaise said:
Oh yeah, we got invited to a Halloween party where the hosts are big on people dressing up. Last year, I went as Chip Kelley. They told me I'm not allowed to be him again. I have no other ideas. So I'm turning to you, fine friends. Help me pick out my costume. Slutty nurse? Slutty Vampire? Slutty school teacher? You tell me.
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Ecce Homo.My link

My link
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Slutty monkey jebus?
 
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