GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[BigJohn]

Heres hoping the next year is the fullest of your life, bill.

 

[BRONG]

T&P Bill. You mentioned never having children. If you would like to borrow a couple for a few months, I would be happy to ship them to you.

Appreciate it, bentRey.......but, nah.

Whoa, I haven't seen cap R bentley in maybe 5 years. Nice.Get to Kauai U-H!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Wife took the kid to Madison for an evening at her sisters house. I don't know what to do with myself. I'm going to get drunk somewhere. My couch sounds like a great idea but I haven't been out on a Saturday night in forever.

 

[kevzilla]

Wife took the kid to Madison for an evening at her sisters house. I don't know what to do with myself. I'm going to get drunk somewhere. My couch sounds like a great idea but I haven't been out on a Saturday night in forever.

I'm thinking a trip to Hooters is what I need to improve my mood. For the buffalo shrimp, of course.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Wife took the kid to Madison for an evening at her sisters house. I don't know what to do with myself. I'm going to get drunk somewhere. My couch sounds like a great idea but I haven't been out on a Saturday night in forever.

I'm thinking a trip to Hooters is what I need to improve my mood. For the buffalo shrimp, of course.

I bet the Hooters in Texas are way better than the Hooters in Wisconsin.

 

[kevzilla]

Wife took the kid to Madison for an evening at her sisters house. I don't know what to do with myself. I'm going to get drunk somewhere. My couch sounds like a great idea but I haven't been out on a Saturday night in forever.

I'm thinking a trip to Hooters is what I need to improve my mood. For the buffalo shrimp, of course.

I bet the Hooters in Texas are way better than the Hooters in Wisconsin.

Absolutely. The, umm, shrimp is much fresher.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Wife took the kid to Madison for an evening at her sisters house. I don't know what to do with myself. I'm going to get drunk somewhere. My couch sounds like a great idea but I haven't been out on a Saturday night in forever.

I'm thinking a trip to Hooters is what I need to improve my mood. For the buffalo shrimp, of course.

I bet the Hooters in Texas are way better than the Hooters in Wisconsin.

Absolutely. The, umm, shrimp is much fresher.

My buddy sent me a pic of his text exchange with his wife. I guess I'm going out tonight

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Too bad the guys with hot wives in this thread seem to live forever.

Not that anyone cares, but I recently reconnected with a (black) girl I dated in HS (I'm damned near as white as Forrest). I'm having lunch with her in two weeks. I've seen recent pics of her and - my God - she's still gorgeous.

Good luck!

 

[mr. furley]

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

whoa

 

[bentley]

Wife took the kid to Madison for an evening at her sisters house. I don't know what to do with myself. I'm going to get drunk somewhere. My couch sounds like a great idea but I haven't been out on a Saturday night in forever.

I'm thinking a trip to Hooters is what I need to improve my mood. For the buffalo shrimp, of course.

I bet the Hooters in Texas are way better than the Hooters in Wisconsin.

Absolutely. The, umm, shrimp is much fresher.

My buddy sent me a pic of his text exchange with his wife. I guess I'm going out tonight

:like:

 

[Tiger Fan]

I wished I hadn't posted. I'm certainly not a regular here. Y'all do your thing(s) and I'll laugh along with you.

I'm glad you did... That's what this thread is all about. We've helped each other through the highs and lows of life, depression, loss, near-paralyzation through births, weddings and celebratory shot videos. Then there's a whole bunch of stuff in the middle. I can't imagine what you're going through right now, but I'll do something stupid if it makes your day a little brighter

Thanks. Here's the deal with me: I'm tired. I've had enough of fighting this ####. I'm 50 years old, have no kids, have ####ed my share of women who are out of my league, and have at least another share that want to "be mine". No lie. I've had enough and am ready to lie down. I have maybe a year left - gonna play as hard as I can. I'm ok with that.

At least you can go out on your own terms as much as possible. Hope you enjoy the #### out of it

 

[mr. furley]

have ####ed my share of women who are out of my league

i'd call this a life well lived who's your FBG Buddy?

 

[ScottNorwood]

It's really eerie how good my 2 year old daughter is at using an iphone. She can find sesame street videos on youtube and play games like 'the moron test' that have text instructions. She does it all by trial and error.

Man I hear you. Cal was like that. Dylan on the other hand prefers to play a game on the iPad meant for cats.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Wife took the kid to Madison for an evening at her sisters house. I don't know what to do with myself. I'm going to get drunk somewhere. My couch sounds like a great idea but I haven't been out on a Saturday night in forever.

I'm thinking a trip to Hooters is what I need to improve my mood. For the buffalo shrimp, of course.

I bet the Hooters in Texas are way better than the Hooters in Wisconsin.

Absolutely. The, umm, shrimp is much fresher.

My buddy sent me a pic of his text exchange with his wife. I guess I'm going out tonight

:like:

:showerbeer:

 

[General Malaise]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

Inoperable ####. Cancer can kiss my ###, but no one to blame but myself.

Oh, wow. just read this. have been away for a while. my goodness. Man, if there was ever a time to rally the troops for a cornhole, this has got to be it. Anything I can do, GB? You call yourself a lurker, I call you a friend. Man....

 

[General Malaise]

I think Rudnicki is in Portland tonight, but I'm not quite crystal clear on this. He's very aloof. [/woz]

 

[General Malaise]

Not that anyone cares, but I recently reconnected with a (black) girl I dated in HS (I'm damned near as white as Forrest). I'm having lunch with her in two weeks. I've seen recent pics of her and - my God - she's still gorgeous.

What's with the real-life first name shtick, guy?

 

[General Malaise]

How many folks can we fit in the Casa De Cosjobs?

 

[General Malaise]

stepped in to the VP debate thread for a few postssweet fancy moses. nuke it?

holy crap. I opened it at the last page because I didn't watch it and was wondering who people thought did better...I had to go back 7 pages before there was even a mention of the debate.

Your buddy I met...does he work in Tacoma as an attorney?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

Inoperable ####. Cancer can kiss my ###, but no one to blame but myself.

Oh, wow. just read this. have been away for a while. my goodness. Man, if there was ever a time to rally the troops for a cornhole, this has got to be it. Anything I can do, GB? You call yourself a lurker, I call you a friend. Man....

Thanks, GM. I'm good, my friend. Radiation sucks and I'm about done with that (not going back again & chemo can kiss my ugly white ###). This will sound melodramtic, but my life has been a blast. I don't have kids - thank God; coupla ex-wives, but they'll survive I'm sure - and have lived a fanatstic life. Not done yet, either. But, when I'm done I'm done. Know what I mean?

 

[General Malaise]

Really glad I bought the hook today in the Notre Dame/Stanford tilt. Never been so happy with a push in all my life.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Really glad I bought the hook today in the Notre Dame/Stanford tilt. Never been so happy with a push in all my life.

Double up!

 

[General Malaise]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

Inoperable ####. Cancer can kiss my ###, but no one to blame but myself.

Oh, wow. just read this. have been away for a while. my goodness. Man, if there was ever a time to rally the troops for a cornhole, this has got to be it. Anything I can do, GB? You call yourself a lurker, I call you a friend. Man....

Thanks, GM. I'm good, my friend. Radiation sucks and I'm about done with that (not going back again & chemo can kiss my ugly white ###). This will sound melodramtic, but my life has been a blast. I don't have kids - thank God; coupla ex-wives, but they'll survive I'm sure - and have lived a fanatstic life. Not done yet, either. But, when I'm done I'm done. Know what I mean?

Totally hear you Urku-Hia. I hope when I'm faced with the same, I possess 1/100th of the dignity and class you are showing right now. Austin GMTAN cornhole before you go?

 

[Gadzooks]

Not that anyone cares, but I recently reconnected with a (black) girl I dated in HS (I'm damned near as white as Forrest). I'm having lunch with her in two weeks. I've seen recent pics of her and - my God - she's still gorgeous.

Somewhat related: I had a dream the other night that I nailed Beyonce and she said I was the best she ever had. Take that Ice Cube!

 

[YSR]

I would be so very IN for an Austin cornhole. GB of mine has given me carte blanche on staying at his house on Lake Travis, so I could possibly offer rooms for cosjobs overflow.

 

[General Malaise]

Not that anyone cares, but I recently reconnected with a (black) girl I dated in HS (I'm damned near as white as Forrest). I'm having lunch with her in two weeks. I've seen recent pics of her and - my God - she's still gorgeous.

Somewhat related: I had a dream the other night that I nailed Beyonce and she said I was the best she ever had. Take that Ice Cube!

Really? It's NAS, not Ice Cube. He's with Vanessa Williams.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

Inoperable ####. Cancer can kiss my ###, but no one to blame but myself.

Oh, wow. just read this. have been away for a while. my goodness. Man, if there was ever a time to rally the troops for a cornhole, this has got to be it. Anything I can do, GB? You call yourself a lurker, I call you a friend. Man....

Thanks, GM. I'm good, my friend. Radiation sucks and I'm about done with that (not going back again & chemo can kiss my ugly white ###). This will sound melodramtic, but my life has been a blast. I don't have kids - thank God; coupla ex-wives, but they'll survive I'm sure - and have lived a fanatstic life. Not done yet, either. But, when I'm done I'm done. Know what I mean?

Totally hear you Urku-Hia. I hope when I'm faced with the same, I possess 1/100th of the dignity and class you are showing right now. Austin GMTAN cornhole before you go?

I'm ganme, but I'm in the process of trying to book a week at the FFA distaff version of chet (krista4)'s place in Nicaragua. That being said, I have no reason to save the couple os pennies I have left. Everyone in my family has more than I do and all have told me to liquidate for charity.Never been to Austin, but I'm such a music freak that I'd love to do it.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Uruk-Hai: :fistbump: and enjoy the #### out of the months/years you have left. Sorry to hear the news.

 

[General Malaise]

Austin is the only city in Texas I'd consider relocating and I grew up in Dallas. Austin rules.

 

[Guster]

Austin is the only city in Texas I'd consider relocating and I grew up in Dallas. Austin rules.

Never been to Austin before (no clue how that's happened), but showering U-H with hookers and blow seems like as good of a reason as any to pop that cherry

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Uruk-Hai: :fistbump: and enjoy the #### out of the months/years you have left. Sorry to hear the news.

I know we shouldn't be talking like this as Ravens/Steelers fans, but thanks ACP. It's all good, my brother

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Austin is the only city in Texas I'd consider relocating and I grew up in Dallas. Austin rules.

Never been to Austin before (no clue how that's happened), but showering U-H with hookers and blow seems like as good of a reason as any to pop that cherry

Oh hell to the YES!

 

[Sheriff Bart]

GRAND SLAM FOR POSEY!!!!!

Damn. I'm rooting for the Reds Cinci guys. On a side note, I'm told Alabama -21 is a mortal lock this weekend.

Hope that Waters kid is alright though. :( Man did that scene look familiar.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Austin is the only city in Texas I'd consider relocating and I grew up in Dallas. Austin rules.

I've only been once but if you like really hot chicks and booze, well, it seems kinda awesome.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GM, I'm on the coast. Been driving a lot.

 

[Plorfu]

Uruk-Hai: :fistbump: and enjoy the #### out of the months/years you have left. Sorry to hear the news.

I know we shouldn't be talking like this as Ravens/Steelers fans, but thanks ACP. It's all good, my brother

I (well, Mcbokonon until I had to make this new name) always liked reading your posts, which always ticked me off because of your allegiance to that vile, kitten-punching team. I can't imagine being as stoic as you are, but I imagine the finality of it all would be a pretty wicked catalyst for worldview alteration and whatnot. Take care, GB. :internetmanhugthatgoesonawkwardlylong:

 

[BRONG]

GM, I'm on the coast. Been driving a lot.

You still going to Kauai? When?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive.

I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

Inoperable ####. Cancer can kiss my ###, but no one to blame but myself.

Oh, wow. just read this. have been away for a while. my goodness. Man, if there was ever a time to rally the troops for a cornhole, this has got to be it.

Anything I can do, GB? You call yourself a lurker, I call you a friend.

Man....

Thanks, GM. I'm good, my friend. Radiation sucks and I'm about done with that (not going back again & chemo can kiss my ugly white ###). This will sound melodramtic, but my life has been a blast. I don't have kids - thank God; coupla ex-wives, but they'll survive I'm sure - and have lived a fanatstic life. Not done yet, either. But, when I'm done I'm done. Know what I mean?

Totally hear you Urku-Hia. I hope when I'm faced with the same, I possess 1/100th of the dignity and class you are showing right now.

 

[Guster]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive.

I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

Inoperable ####. Cancer can kiss my ###, but no one to blame but myself.

Oh, wow. just read this. have been away for a while. my goodness. Man, if there was ever a time to rally the troops for a cornhole, this has got to be it.

Anything I can do, GB? You call yourself a lurker, I call you a friend.

Man....

Thanks, GM. I'm good, my friend. Radiation sucks and I'm about done with that (not going back again & chemo can kiss my ugly white ###). This will sound melodramtic, but my life has been a blast. I don't have kids - thank God; coupla ex-wives, but they'll survive I'm sure - and have lived a fanatstic life. Not done yet, either. But, when I'm done I'm done. Know what I mean?

Totally hear you Urku-Hia. I hope when I'm faced with the same, I possess 1/100th of the dignity and class you are showing right now.

my current favorite shtick

 

[charvik]

#### cancer! A little bit too much of that lately.

GB booze

 

[Mr. Pickles]

#### cancer!

Seriously.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Wife took the kid to Madison for an evening at her sisters house. I don't know what to do with myself. I'm going to get drunk somewhere. My couch sounds like a great idea but I haven't been out on a Saturday night in forever.

I'm thinking a trip to Hooters is what I need to improve my mood. For the buffalo shrimp, of course.

I bet the Hooters in Texas are way better than the Hooters in Wisconsin.

Absolutely. The, umm, shrimp is much fresher.

My buddy sent me a pic of his text exchange with his wife. I guess I'm going out tonight

:like:

:showerbeer:

God, I love the showerbeer. It's just such a wonderful harbinger of stupid drunkenness....

 

[Tecumseh]

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Tecumseh,Radio Free Homer

I haven't drunk dialed you in quite some time...

 

[Tecumseh]

Presently at moderately buzzed, on my way to ####hammered.

 

[Tecumseh]

I f'in loathe USC.

 

[Guster]

That Lattimore kid on South Carolina is pretty good

 

[Tecumseh]

Erin Andrews looks like she's wearing these.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

I would be so very IN for an Austin cornhole. GB of mine has given me carte blanche on staying at his house on Lake Travis, so I could possibly offer rooms for cosjobs overflow.

In for YSR overflow. ;wub:

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Erin Andrews looks like she's wearing these.

This Jenn Brown character is pushing HARD for the EA spot on the sidelines of America IMO.

 

[General Malaise]

GM, I'm on the coast. Been driving a lot.

You watching NFL tomorrow? If so, where? There's a Buffalo Wild Wings close enough to your hotel, assuming you are at the Red Lion Jantzen Beach. I'm a FA tomorrow, so can get wherever you are.Coors Light is a damn fine beer, I don't care how much fun St. Louis Bob made fun of me tonight for it.