GM's thread about nothing (39 Viewers)

[McJose]

My wife got a call from a guy yesterday who wants to arrange catering for 250 people at a local hotel on New Year's Eve.

He didn't come out and say it but it's for a swingers party.

 

[desert rose]

What is a politle way to go about telling a woman that her lady parts... smell... not so good?

I was replying to this yesterday when my power went. Next time you're out for drinks, order her a vinegar and water.

If this goes anywhere I'm going to have to figure out how to work this in.

It's always fun to have someone bring up all the quirks and problems that bother them early in the dating process, then get upset when the friends still bring them up after you're deeply in love or getting married. (See also Woz: racist gun slinger).

 

[Kendall]

What is a politle way to go about telling a woman that her lady parts... smell... not so good?

I was replying to this yesterday when my power went. Next time you're out for drinks, order her a vinegar and water.

If this goes anywhere I'm going to have to figure out how to work this in.

It's always fun to have someone bring up all the quirks and problems that bother them early in the dating process, then get upset when the friends still bring them up after you're deeply in love or getting married. (See also Woz: racist gun slinger).

I think overlooking a slightly foul smelling ###### (only really prevents and desire for oral sex) is on a slightly lower level than overlooking ones sense of morality, specificly those about prejudice, hate, oral heath and firearms.

 

[bostonfred]

I don't know how well I would handle identical looks of disappointment.

At first I snickered when I read bostonfred's post. Then some light giggling as a few other people laughed, but for some reason the fact that GM appears to be full on knee-slapping-sucking-air-guffawing at this comment made me lose it at my office. I'm ######ed.

I don't know if I should be happy or sad that you find GM's use of smileys funnier than my implied lack of prowess. I'm also not sure if it should be smilies or smileys, and I don't even know if there's an authority I'd trust to give me a definitive answer.

 

[Kendall]

I don't know how well I would handle identical looks of disappointment.

At first I snickered when I read bostonfred's post. Then some light giggling as a few other people laughed, but for some reason the fact that GM appears to be full on knee-slapping-sucking-air-guffawing at this comment made me lose it at my office. I'm ######ed.

I don't know if I should be happy or sad that you find GM's use of smileys funnier than my implied lack of prowess. I'm also not sure if it should be smilies or smileys, and I don't even know if there's an authority I'd trust to give me a definitive answer.

When faced with the choice, I always choose happy and smilies.

 

[desert rose]

What is a politle way to go about telling a woman that her lady parts... smell... not so good?

I was replying to this yesterday when my power went. Next time you're out for drinks, order her a vinegar and water.

If this goes anywhere I'm going to have to figure out how to work this in.

It's always fun to have someone bring up all the quirks and problems that bother them early in the dating process, then get upset when the friends still bring them up after you're deeply in love or getting married. (See also Woz: racist gun slinger).

I think overlooking a slightly foul smelling ###### (only really prevents and desire for oral sex) is on a slightly lower level than overlooking ones sense of morality, specificly those about prejudice, hate, oral heath and firearms.

Oh, I don't disagree at all. But it will be fun down the road when you're walking down the aisle and you're getting scuba gear as wedding presents.

 

[Kendall]

Oh, I don't disagree at all. But it will be fun down the road when you're walking down the aisle and you're getting scuba gear as wedding presents.

I would hope for scuba gear over fish seasoning.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't know how well I would handle identical looks of disappointment.

At first I snickered when I read bostonfred's post. Then some light giggling as a few other people laughed, but for some reason the fact that GM appears to be full on knee-slapping-sucking-air-guffawing at this comment made me lose it at my office. I'm ######ed.

I don't know if I should be happy or sad that you find GM's use of smileys funnier than my implied lack of prowess. I'm also not sure if it should be smilies or smileys, and I don't even know if there's an authority I'd trust to give me a definitive answer.

snogger imo

 

[General Malaise]

earlier, I was amazed that YSR was posting immediately following a car accident, but then I realized that I'm in here reading and posting while on a plane headed to Australia to celebrate my honeymoon.

Congrats!

 

[Kendall]

***Placeholder***

 

[Early_10]

earlier, I was amazed that YSR was posting immediately following a car accident, but then I realized that I'm in here reading and posting while on a plane headed to Australia to celebrate my honeymoon.

Congrats!

He's probably still on the plane.

 

[Sea Ropes]

***Placeholder***

YWIA

 

[Gadzooks]

Heading out to a work function that will include drinking and a horny co-worker who has been texting me all day about "seeing her" tonight. Good chance I might get some action. Don't have time to shower, so I've applied baby wipes to "happy areas" and sprayed myself down with axe spray. I am such a planner!!!!!

Wish me luck and I'll report back later.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Heading out to a work function that will include drinking and a horny co-worker who has been texting me all day about "seeing her" tonight. Good chance I might get some action. Don't have time to shower, so I've applied baby wipes to "happy areas" and sprayed myself down with axe spray. I am such a planner!!!!!Wish me luck and I'll report back later.

I think kendall has a question related to this.

 

[krista4]

I'm going to an acupuncturist for the first time ever today. Anyone been? What can I expect?

I've done it twice. Loved it, though the second time didn't seem to work as well.Doesn't hurt at all to have the needles put in. Then it feels very good, like something is streaming out of your veins (OK, that doesn't sound like it would feel good, but it did). Warning: it makes you feel very cold while you're in the midst of it.

What is it supposed to do exactly?

Depends upon what you're there for. Various kinds of pain relief, generally.

 

[YSR]

I'm going to an acupuncturist for the first time ever today. Anyone been? What can I expect?

I've done it twice. Loved it, though the second time didn't seem to work as well.Doesn't hurt at all to have the needles put in. Then it feels very good, like something is streaming out of your veins (OK, that doesn't sound like it would feel good, but it did). Warning: it makes you feel very cold while you're in the midst of it.

What is it supposed to do exactly?

Depends upon what you're there for. Various kinds of pain relief, generally.

I didn't really know what it was supposed to do either, I've just always wanted to try it. On my symptoms sheet, I just put stress so that's how she treated me. A few needles in my hands/wrists, a few in my feet/ankles, one at my hairline and one between my eyes. Then she left the room for 20 minutes. I fell asleep so I guess I was pretty relaxed. Not really sure what I'm supposed to be feeling now though.I have a follow-up appointment for a week from now and if I'm still sore from my accident yesterday I may have her treat me for that pain (should have done that today ).

 

[Running with scissors]

For anyone that cares (and really, who doesn't like instant updates?) I nailed the interview. The only question is if I priced myself out of the market.

I am now sitting in the sun having a Trappistes Rochefort barley wine, reading a book by Steve Pinker and watching cute girls walk home from work.

I'm then going to a talk by Michael Shermer.

Life is good.

Your friend,

Nigel Tufnel

 

[heckmanm]

I'm going to an acupuncturist for the first time ever today. Anyone been? What can I expect?

I've done it twice. Loved it, though the second time didn't seem to work as well.Doesn't hurt at all to have the needles put in. Then it feels very good, like something is streaming out of your veins (OK, that doesn't sound like it would feel good, but it did). Warning: it makes you feel very cold while you're in the midst of it.

What is it supposed to do exactly?

Depends upon what you're there for. Various kinds of pain relief, generally.

I didn't really know what it was supposed to do either, I've just always wanted to try it. On my symptoms sheet, I just put stress so that's how she treated me. A few needles in my hands/wrists, a few in my feet/ankles, one at my hairline and one between my eyes. Then she left the room for 20 minutes. I fell asleep so I guess I was pretty relaxed. Not really sure what I'm supposed to be feeling now though.I have a follow-up appointment for a week from now and if I'm still sore from my accident yesterday I may have her treat me for that pain (should have done that today ).

Something like this, I imagine.

 

[Running with scissors]

Lotta talk about placebos in here lately.

 

[krista4]

I'm going to an acupuncturist for the first time ever today. Anyone been? What can I expect?

I've done it twice. Loved it, though the second time didn't seem to work as well.Doesn't hurt at all to have the needles put in. Then it feels very good, like something is streaming out of your veins (OK, that doesn't sound like it would feel good, but it did). Warning: it makes you feel very cold while you're in the midst of it.

What is it supposed to do exactly?

Depends upon what you're there for. Various kinds of pain relief, generally.

I didn't really know what it was supposed to do either, I've just always wanted to try it. On my symptoms sheet, I just put stress so that's how she treated me. A few needles in my hands/wrists, a few in my feet/ankles, one at my hairline and one between my eyes. Then she left the room for 20 minutes. I fell asleep so I guess I was pretty relaxed. Not really sure what I'm supposed to be feeling now though.I have a follow-up appointment for a week from now and if I'm still sore from my accident yesterday I may have her treat me for that pain (should have done that today ).

I was in a bad car accident and had back/neck pain that just didn't seem to get consistently better, and my doctor advised trying it. She said that it does not work for everyone, and that if it does work for you you will see a difference your first or at latest second time, so don't just keep trying it hoping it will work (I appreciated that as she seemed non-money-grubbing). Like I said, it felt great the first time and helped a lot for a while, but the second time I didn't see as much of a difference so never tried it again.

 

[krista4]

For anyone that cares (and really, who doesn't like instant updates?) I nailed the interview. The only question is if I priced myself out of the market. I am now sitting in the sun having a Trappistes Rochefort barley wine, reading a book by Steve Pinker and watching cute girls walk home from work. I'm then going to a talk by Michael Shermer. Life is good. Your friend,Nigel Tufnel

Congrats!! When will you hear anything?

 

[Sea Ropes]

Your friend,Nigel Tufnel

Hmmm... didn't you used to be funny? :X

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just found out something called GlobularSupport.com has been charging my account for $30.54 each month as far back as my online account goes. I've also found others on the internet saying it's due to porn sites, but I don't pay for porn, so I'm shuked on that.

So, I'm going to the bank tomorrow to see how far back these charges go. Could be forever for all I know. Ungood.

 

[SofaKings]

I have hernia surgery tomorrow. Have to be at the hospital at 5am. There better be some good drugs involved. Not interested in rx ibuprofen any longer.

 

[krista4]

I have hernia surgery tomorrow. Have to be at the hospital at 5am. There better be some good drugs involved. Not interested in rx ibuprofen any longer.

I like Tylenol with codeine, but all those stronger things that people love (Vicodin, Percocet, etc.) make me too sick. Good luck with your surgery!

 

[krista4]

Just booked a week in Nicaragua in January.

 

[jplvr]

I have hernia surgery tomorrow. Have to be at the hospital at 5am. There better be some good drugs involved. Not interested in rx ibuprofen any longer.

I like Tylenol with codeine, but all those stronger things that people love (Vicodin, Percocet, etc.) make me too sick. Good luck with your surgery!

Ouch. Sorry to hear. That is terrible.You too, Sofa.

 

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[bentley]

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From Gorilla Mask today.

 

[Early_10]

Just found out something called GlobularSupport.com has been charging my account for $30.54 each month as far back as my online account goes. I've also found others on the internet saying it's due to porn sites, but I don't pay for porn, so I'm shuked on that.So, I'm going to the bank tomorrow to see how far back these charges go. Could be forever for all I know. Ungood.

How does one not notice this after like 2 months?

 

[UOFI_316]

For those of you not watching Survivor this season. Last night we learned two very important things.

1. People from Louisiana think that New York is full of gays.

2. When his sexuality was questioned, the guy from New York called himself the biggest bachelor in NY. When did Otis pass on this title??

 

[eoMMan]

Just found out something called GlobularSupport.com has been charging my account for $30.54 each month as far back as my online account goes. I've also found others on the internet saying it's due to porn sites, but I don't pay for porn, so I'm shuked on that.So, I'm going to the bank tomorrow to see how far back these charges go. Could be forever for all I know. Ungood.

How does one not notice this after like 2 months?

That's what I was thinking. My guess is that he's got a good padding in his account and doesn't ever look at his account or do any sort of bank reconciliation.

 

[Kendall]

***Placeholder***

YWIA

Yeah, no.

 

[Kendall]

I'm going to an acupuncturist for the first time ever today. Anyone been? What can I expect?

I've done it twice. Loved it, though the second time didn't seem to work as well.Doesn't hurt at all to have the needles put in. Then it feels very good, like something is streaming out of your veins (OK, that doesn't sound like it would feel good, but it did). Warning: it makes you feel very cold while you're in the midst of it.

What is it supposed to do exactly?

Depends upon what you're there for. Various kinds of pain relief, generally.

Interesting. My back is starting to hate me and I'm up for making it stop.

 

[YSR]

Kendall> Happy to weigh in as a FBGLady, but for the health of this thread, I feel like this would maybe be a better thread to start els:e:where.

 

[Kendall]

Kendall> Happy to weigh in as a FBGLady, but for the health of this thread, I feel like this would maybe be a better thread to start els:e:where.

Yeah, probably for the best.

 

[Frot]

Kendall> Happy to weigh in as a FBGLady, but for the health of this thread, I feel like this would maybe be a better thread to start els:e:where.

sharkbait told me there are no wimmins on the innerwbes

 

[eoMMan]

Kendall> Happy to weigh in as a FBGLady, but for the health of this thread, I feel like this would maybe be a better thread to start els:e:where.

sharkbait told me there are no wimmins on the innerwbes

You count as a woman if you tuck it in.

 

[Kendall]

Anyone got an idea for a bison ribeye marinade?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Anyone got an idea for a bison ribeye marinade?

Now that's going a bit overboard IMO

 

[Running with scissors]

For anyone that cares (and really, who doesn't like instant updates?) I nailed the interview. The only question is if I priced myself out of the market. I am now sitting in the sun having a Trappistes Rochefort barley wine, reading a book by Steve Pinker and watching cute girls walk home from work. I'm then going to a talk by Michael Shermer. Life is good. Your friend,Nigel Tufnel

Congrats!! When will you hear anything?

Too soon actually. I have a savings / pension account that vests after being here 2 years, and that happens the 2nd week of Nov. It's enough money that I'll miss it, but I've kept saying that it the right opportunity comes along, I'd leave it in the dust and not look back.Yeah, I know, tough life...

 

[Running with scissors]

Your friend,Nigel Tufnel

Hmmm... didn't you used to be funny?

Pretty sure you're thinking about someone else.

 

[Running with scissors]

Just booked a week in Nicaragua in January.

Tell us more. I'm thinking either there or a Caribbean island for the beginning of Jan.

 

[Running with scissors]

Anyone got an idea for a bison ribeye marinade?

Yes. Don't.

 

[Kendall]

Anyone got an idea for a bison ribeye marinade?

Yes. Don't.

Anyone got an idea for a bison ribeye marinade?

Now that's going a bit overboard IMO

Alright then. Never tried bison meat before. I know to keep it on the rarer side, any other tips on grilling this guy?

 

[jplvr]

Anyone got an idea for a bison ribeye marinade?

Now that's going a bit overboard IMO

Well, I don't know about the smell, but it might taste better.

 

[Kendall]

Anyone got an idea for a bison ribeye marinade?

Now that's going a bit overboard IMO

Well, I don't know about the smell, but it might taste better.

 

[Running with scissors]

Anyone got an idea for a bison ribeye marinade?

Yes. Don't.

Anyone got an idea for a bison ribeye marinade?

Now that's going a bit overboard IMO

Alright then. Never tried bison meat before. I know to keep it on the rarer side, any other tips on grilling this guy?

What I do is just to keep it as simple as possible. Light sprinkle of oil, sea salt and black pepper. Rubbing fresh garlic on it is optional. I keep the grill a little cooler than if I was grilling beef as it can dry out very quickly. For thicker cuts, I'll sear then use indirect heat.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Just found out something called GlobularSupport.com has been charging my account for $30.54 each month as far back as my online account goes. I've also found others on the internet saying it's due to porn sites, but I don't pay for porn, so I'm shuked on that.So, I'm going to the bank tomorrow to see how far back these charges go. Could be forever for all I know. Ungood.

Hey, GB. Those are my consulting fees from Uber. You never cancelled. Go ahead and submit your cancellation request and I'll try to get to it tonight.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just found out something called GlobularSupport.com has been charging my account for $30.54 each month as far back as my online account goes. I've also found others on the internet saying it's due to porn sites, but I don't pay for porn, so I'm shuked on that.So, I'm going to the bank tomorrow to see how far back these charges go. Could be forever for all I know. Ungood.

How does one not notice this after like 2 months?

That's what I was thinking. My guess is that he's got a good padding in his account and doesn't ever look at his account or do any sort of bank reconciliation.

:flex: