GM's thread about nothing (6 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is Cal, ahem, a man yet?

I asked him if he kissed her and he replied "Yes. I mean she is my girlfriend. And she kind of makes me". This isn't the first girl to be kissing on my boy. roudlus we had to pick up stuff (pizzas and crap) they sold for the fund raiser tonight. Since they sold so much each of the boys got to pic a poster off the table. There were about 20 choices I guess and they were very geared male/female. Dylan picked a Mario Bros poster which isn't any surprise. I'm watching Cal decide I'm thinking "oh god please don't pic the boy band or the kittens". He went with The Avengers.

My link

Romo almost stroked out laughing at this last night.

I feel like I'm doing the lord's work.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Boys are off school today, I hear this conversation around 6am.Dylan: (knocks on bathroom door) You going pee or poop in there?Cal: PoopDylan: When I poop there's a lot. ROAR!!!!(makes sound like a dinosaur)Cal: What?!Dylan: I'm full of poop. A lot comes out of my butt. ROAR!!! (makes sound like a dinosaur again)Cal: Leave me alone.

 

[heckmanm]

http://www.cars.com/go/search/detail.jsp?tracktype=usedcc&csDlId=&csDgId=&listingId=101015014&listingRecNum=6&criteria=sf1Dir%3DDESC%26mkId%3D20015%26stkTyp%3DU%26mdId%3D21070%26rd%3D500%26crSrtFlds%3DstkTypId-feedSegId-mkId-mdId%26zc%3D97214%26rn%3D0%26PMmt%3D1-1-0%26stkTypId%3D28881%26sf2Dir%3DASC%26sf1Nm%3Dprice%26sf2Nm%3Dmiles%26isDealerGrouping%3Dfalse%26rpp%3D50%26feedSegId%3D28705&aff=national&listType=1Probably has no balls, but great gas mileage. Like a minivan in disguise.

I don't mind that rig, but keep in mind we have an infant seat which takes up a lot of room. And even though I'm hoping this bike of mine shuts off my supply of working semen forever, child bride is going to perhaps want another one down the line. FML.

I have an '09 Escape Hybrid and like it a lot, but 3 in the back with a baby seat would be REALLY snug.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The Mazda 5 has a third row and gets better mileage than any option previously mentioned. But in GM's position (hosed), I would go with the Odyssey.

The 5 is kind of small. I prefer a more manly, girthy van.

More storage compartments for things like toilet paper cozies and tampons?

 

[YSR]

Is Cal, ahem, a man yet?

I asked him if he kissed her and he replied "Yes. I mean she is my girlfriend. And she kind of makes me". This isn't the first girl to be kissing on my boy. roudlus we had to pick up stuff (pizzas and crap) they sold for the fund raiser tonight. Since they sold so much each of the boys got to pic a poster off the table. There were about 20 choices I guess and they were very geared male/female. Dylan picked a Mario Bros poster which isn't any surprise. I'm watching Cal decide I'm thinking "oh god please don't pic the boy band or the kittens". He went with The Avengers.

My link

Romo almost stroked out laughing at this last night.

I feel like I'm doing the lord's work.

 

[Bogart]

Congrats fish on getting fed.So I have been thinking for a week about how to break up with Sushi Girl. It was fun, but lots of yellow flags. Things that I will never be able to look past in a relationship. Decided to do it tomorrow when I go over and see her. She deserves more than a text breakup. Today, she texts me that she wants to discuss "important things" when I come over, not just hang out. So either we are on the same page, or in two totally different books.Most likely two different books, which is going to make things EPIC.

Dude, don't go over. You're going to get sucked up in her tractor beam. Just call her and say "Let's save each other the time and emotional effort and just part ways now. It was fun, best of luck to you out there."

So did the break up last night, and then again this morning. Brutal. Tried to be as nice as possible, but I guess the quickest way is to just be a total #######.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is Cal, ahem, a man yet?

I asked him if he kissed her and he replied "Yes. I mean she is my girlfriend. And she kind of makes me". This isn't the first girl to be kissing on my boy. roudlus we had to pick up stuff (pizzas and crap) they sold for the fund raiser tonight. Since they sold so much each of the boys got to pic a poster off the table. There were about 20 choices I guess and they were very geared male/female. Dylan picked a Mario Bros poster which isn't any surprise. I'm watching Cal decide I'm thinking "oh god please don't pic the boy band or the kittens". He went with The Avengers.

My link

Romo almost stroked out laughing at this last night.

I feel like I'm doing the lord's work.

Yes

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Congrats fish on getting fed.So I have been thinking for a week about how to break up with Sushi Girl. It was fun, but lots of yellow flags. Things that I will never be able to look past in a relationship. Decided to do it tomorrow when I go over and see her. She deserves more than a text breakup. Today, she texts me that she wants to discuss "important things" when I come over, not just hang out. So either we are on the same page, or in two totally different books.Most likely two different books, which is going to make things EPIC.

Dude, don't go over. You're going to get sucked up in her tractor beam. Just call her and say "Let's save each other the time and emotional effort and just part ways now. It was fun, best of luck to you out there."

So did the break up last night, and then again this morning. Brutal. Tried to be as nice as possible, but I guess the quickest way is to just be a total #######.

So, two different books then? What were the important things she wanted to discuss?

 

[Bogart]

Congrats fish on getting fed.So I have been thinking for a week about how to break up with Sushi Girl. It was fun, but lots of yellow flags. Things that I will never be able to look past in a relationship. Decided to do it tomorrow when I go over and see her. She deserves more than a text breakup. Today, she texts me that she wants to discuss "important things" when I come over, not just hang out. So either we are on the same page, or in two totally different books.Most likely two different books, which is going to make things EPIC.

Dude, don't go over. You're going to get sucked up in her tractor beam. Just call her and say "Let's save each other the time and emotional effort and just part ways now. It was fun, best of luck to you out there."

So did the break up last night, and then again this morning. Brutal. Tried to be as nice as possible, but I guess the quickest way is to just be a total #######.

So, two different books then? What were the important things she wanted to discuss?

How I had been distant during the week, what did I need, was she smothering too much, and that she was going to go back on the dating websites to provide some distraction to give me some space. But by the end of the night, she knew we were done. Even though she keeps texting, "one more thing..."

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Romo

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Romo

"Dr. Charles Dunbar, who worked as a consultant on the “Sport Science” segment, confirmed that Romo has seemed to defy logic with his horrid play over the years. Analyzing tape of the Dallas quarterback throwing four interceptions to the Giants in week eight, Dunbar said he was intrigued by how the human body could be capable of such an utterly ####ty performance."

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Congrats fish on getting fed.So I have been thinking for a week about how to break up with Sushi Girl. It was fun, but lots of yellow flags. Things that I will never be able to look past in a relationship. Decided to do it tomorrow when I go over and see her. She deserves more than a text breakup. Today, she texts me that she wants to discuss "important things" when I come over, not just hang out. So either we are on the same page, or in two totally different books.Most likely two different books, which is going to make things EPIC.

Dude, don't go over. You're going to get sucked up in her tractor beam. Just call her and say "Let's save each other the time and emotional effort and just part ways now. It was fun, best of luck to you out there."

So did the break up last night, and then again this morning. Brutal. Tried to be as nice as possible, but I guess the quickest way is to just be a total #######.

So, two different books then? What were the important things she wanted to discuss?

How I had been distant during the week, what did I need, was she smothering too much, and that she was going to go back on the dating websites to provide some distraction to give me some space. But by the end of the night, she knew we were done. Even though she keeps texting, "one more thing..."

I took last night/this morning to mean you stay the night. Not so?

 

[Bogart]

Congrats fish on getting fed.So I have been thinking for a week about how to break up with Sushi Girl. It was fun, but lots of yellow flags. Things that I will never be able to look past in a relationship. Decided to do it tomorrow when I go over and see her. She deserves more than a text breakup. Today, she texts me that she wants to discuss "important things" when I come over, not just hang out. So either we are on the same page, or in two totally different books.Most likely two different books, which is going to make things EPIC.

Dude, don't go over. You're going to get sucked up in her tractor beam. Just call her and say "Let's save each other the time and emotional effort and just part ways now. It was fun, best of luck to you out there."

So did the break up last night, and then again this morning. Brutal. Tried to be as nice as possible, but I guess the quickest way is to just be a total #######.

So, two different books then? What were the important things she wanted to discuss?

How I had been distant during the week, what did I need, was she smothering too much, and that she was going to go back on the dating websites to provide some distraction to give me some space. But by the end of the night, she knew we were done. Even though she keeps texting, "one more thing..."

I took last night/this morning to mean you stay the night. Not so?

No, not so. Talked at her place last night. Actually for only about an hour. Home by 10. Then a text conversation this morning as she had questions.

 

[General Malaise]

Why did she pay $5000 if you listed it for $4900?

Bidding war. Fabricated or otherwise.Blazing Five

Dolphins at Colts (+2.5)

Buccaneers (+1.5) at Raiders

Vikings at Seahawks (-4)

Steelers (+3.5) at Giants

Cowboys (+4) at Falcons

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

http://tcstarlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/120616-RickyRubio7.jpg

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Is Cal, ahem, a man yet?

I asked him if he kissed her and he replied "Yes. I mean she is my girlfriend. And she kind of makes me". This isn't the first girl to be kissing on my boy. roudlus we had to pick up stuff (pizzas and crap) they sold for the fund raiser tonight. Since they sold so much each of the boys got to pic a poster off the table. There were about 20 choices I guess and they were very geared male/female. Dylan picked a Mario Bros poster which isn't any surprise. I'm watching Cal decide I'm thinking "oh god please don't pic the boy band or the kittens". He went with The Avengers.

My link

Best of both worlds, imo.

Why did she pay $5000 if you listed it for $4900?

Bidding war. Fabricated or otherwise.Blazing Five

Dolphins at Colts (+2.5)

Buccaneers (+1.5) at Raiders

Vikings at Seahawks (-4)

Steelers (+3.5) at Giants

Cowboys (+4) at Falcons

Who is he taking though?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Blazing Five

Dolphins at Colts (+2.5)

Buccaneers (+1.5) at Raiders

Vikings at Seahawks (-4)

Steelers (+3.5) at Giants

Cowboys (+4) at Falcons

Who is he taking though?

Seriously?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

http://tcstarlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/120616-RickyRubio7.jpg

1 5 4 3 2

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

http://tcstarlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/120616-RickyRubio7.jpg

1 5 4 3 2

That's about the long and thick of it.

 

[General Malaise]

http://tcstarlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/120616-RickyRubio7.jpg

1 5 4 3 2

That's about the long and thick of it.

MOAR!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://tcstarlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/120616-RickyRubio7.jpg

Who is the Jewish guy in the hat?

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Blazing Five

Dolphins at Colts (+2.5)

Buccaneers (+1.5) at Raiders

Vikings at Seahawks (-4)

Steelers (+3.5) at Giants

Cowboys (+4) at Falcons

Who is he taking though?

Seriously?

Sorry.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I claimed our house on Zillow after moving in last year and they have this "make me move" section where you can put a price even if your house isn't for sale. I put 1.2 million which is just slightly higher than what my house is actually worth. Today I receive an e-mail from a realtor via Zillow asking me about the house. Turns out it's a friend of mine. I e-mailed him back "what do you want to know" from my regular e-mail account.His reply:

How freaking funny…..had no idea this was you. I was working with a Zilliow representative on the phone and he was just showing me how it works. We were actually making fun of you since you said it would take $1.2 million to move you!

 

[Sheriff Bart]

 

[Bogart]

ok.

 

[belljr]

That reads like a chain e-mail my 60 year old mother sends out....

 

[bentley]

I think I'm doing good work in the Star Wars episode 7 thread but would appreciate some feedback.

 

[General Malaise]

After seeing the pictures, I've determined that he might be....special. And that's how he keeps getting these interviews.

I don't think he's special, but he sure comes across that way. Acts a lot like a 15 year old who is just really ambitious. I'm pretty sure he's in his late 20s.

Have you seen the pictures?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hope your Halloween was fun and safe. A quick story about how we literally lost Patience during ours...

My link

 

[Bogart]

I think I'm doing good work in the Star Wars episode 7 thread but would appreciate some feedback.

It is EPIC work. Especially when trying to read that thread on my phone at 3am this morning.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Romo

“There’s not a quarterback in the NFL who can make a mistake as quickly as Romo,” Brenkus added.

love fading romo

 

[proninja]

Corny story removed after too many negative reviews.

We now return you to Minivan Chat, already in progress...

Well now I'm curious

 

[belljr]

Corny story removed after too many negative reviews.

We now return you to Minivan Chat, already in progress...

Leave that #### up.PUT YOUR NAME ON IT.... screw what we think!!!

EMBRACE THAT ####

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Corny story removed after too many negative reviews.

We now return you to Minivan Chat, already in progress...

Well now I'm curious

No, no you're not.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I liked the patience story almost as much as minivan chat

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I liked the patience story almost as much as minivan chat

How would your rank those two things against betting chat?

 

[YSR]

I appreciated the effort.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I liked the patience story almost as much as minivan chat

How would your rank those two things against betting chat?

gambling chat is always good so I'd probably rank it near the top.

 

[Thorn]

Hope your Halloween was fun and safe. A quick story about how we literally lost Patience during ours...

My link

Do you have like a directory of gifs and jpgs? I would like to see what that file tree looks like.

 

[Guster]

hey tanner...

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Why did she pay $5000 if you listed it for $4900?

Bidding war. Fabricated or otherwise.Blazing Five

Dolphins at Colts (+2.5)

Buccaneers (+1.5) at Raiders

Vikings at Seahawks (-4)

Steelers (+3.5) at Giants

Cowboys (+4) at Falcons

Like all of these except the Vikings.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hope your Halloween was fun and safe. A quick story about how we literally lost Patience during ours...

My link

Do you have like a directory of gifs and jpgs?

Hellow

 

[belljr]

Hope your Halloween was fun and safe. A quick story about how we literally lost Patience during ours...

My link

Do you have like a directory of gifs and jpgs?

Hellow

All day

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

hey tanner...

That label is money.

 

[belljr]

Corny story removed after too many negative reviews.

We now return you to Minivan Chat, already in progress...

Well now I'm curious

Turns out the the story was one of many chain e-mails belljr's mother forwards to her friends and family. It also happens to be one of the stories belljr's mother tells Christo while he's banging her to prevent him from ejaculating too soon. Best just to let it die.

Now you are just being mean.

 

[Thorn]

Hope your Halloween was fun and safe. A quick story about how we literally lost Patience during ours...

My link

Do you have like a directory of gifs and jpgs?

Hellow

I would like to see what that file tree looks like.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Corny story removed after too many negative reviews.

We now return you to Minivan Chat, already in progress...

Well now I'm curious

Turns out the the story was one of many chain e-mails belljr's mother forwards to her friends and family. It also happens to be one of the stories belljr's mother tells Christo while he's banging her to prevent him from ejaculating too soon. Best just to let it die.

Not that's funny!

 

[Thorn]

I find it amusing that "ejaculate" is not subject to the language filter.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I think I'm doing good work in the Star Wars episode 7 thread but would appreciate some feedback.

I strongly support your work in there. I can't believe we have three years to screw with those nerds.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Locked in the Blazing Five, btw. Reduced juice Friday at SB.