GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Gout, goutI hope they got it all outGout is a thing Shuke can do without

:spittake:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Would anyone in the shark pool understand an Eli Manning=Charlie Gordon reference?

No. Unless they happened to read "Flowers for Algebra" in like 9th grade.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

If you like day gambling Oklahoma State -3 tomorrow at 9:30 central is something you'd probably want to do.

-4.5 was not a good time.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

If you like day gambling Oklahoma State -3 tomorrow at 9:30 central is something you'd probably want to do.

-4.5 was not a good time.

Yeah that's why he said -3

 

[Frostillicus]

I was doing some research on IMDB for work and I stumbled across this gem.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I was doing some research on IMDB for work and I stumbled across this gem.

Saw that on a double-bill with this.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I was doing some research on IMDB for work and I stumbled across this gem.

Saw that on a double-bill with this.

Jesus.

 

[phishphan]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

NSFW. There's a fat dude with a tiny pecker on that page.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tanner trying to get everyone fired this afternoon.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner trying to get everyone fired this afternoon.

Sorry. Deleted. I didn't scroll down like you pervs.

 

[phishphan]

Tanner trying to get everyone fired this afternoon.

Sorry. Deleted. I didn't scroll down like you pervs.

hell, I even clicked on the pic to see if there was a larger version :jaa:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner trying to get everyone fired this afternoon.

Sorry. Deleted. I didn't scroll down like you pervs.

hell, I even clicked on the pic to see if there was a larger version :jaa:

Larger version of his weiner?

 

[FDAS]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

That's not the issue, but you're in the right area.

yes, look at you and your herpes. congrats new woz.

 

[phishphan]

Tanner trying to get everyone fired this afternoon.

Sorry. Deleted. I didn't scroll down like you pervs.

hell, I even clicked on the pic to see if there was a larger version :jaa:

Larger version of his weiner?

sadly no

 

[Frostillicus]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

That's not the issue, but you're in the right area.

yes, look at you and your herpes. congrats new woz.

So true.

 

[Annyong]

anyways, Bills -2.5 tonight?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

congrats new woz.

Bingo.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

anyways, Bills -2.5 tonight?

yep

 

[belljr]

So my suit is outdated. Can I still just get a basic black one for an upcoming interview/any function that requires a suit (wedding, funeral etc).

pity bump

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So my suit is outdated. Can I still just get a basic black one for an upcoming interview/any function that requires a suit (wedding, funeral etc).

pity bump

Take it to the suit forum.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So my suit is outdated. Can I still just get a basic black one for an upcoming interview/any function that requires a suit (wedding, funeral etc).

pity bump

Sure, as long as it doesn't suck.PM Otis for details, that ####er will go on and on if you want.

 

[FDAS]

So my suit is outdated. Can I still just get a basic black one for an upcoming interview/any function that requires a suit (wedding, funeral etc).

pity bump

yes. black/navy blue is fine with what you need/want.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys have seen Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, right?

RULES

God, no kidding.

Bundy Bounce.

That little dance she does makes me want to ... I don't know ... have sex with her or something.

Was this a one-time thing or her normal pre-race routine? I can't find any other videos.Bring on the olympics!

She's not in the Olympics. This was all we get.

THIS IS BULL####!s

Here she is again...in the rain

 

[Stoneys]

You guys have seen Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, right?

RULES

God, no kidding.

Bundy Bounce.

That little dance she does makes me want to ... I don't know ... have sex with her or something.

Was this a one-time thing or her normal pre-race routine? I can't find any other videos.Bring on the olympics!

She's not in the Olympics. This was all we get.

THIS IS BULL####!s

Here she is again...in the rain

 

[Bogart]

Thanks to whoever plugged the FBGs back in.

 

[General Malaise]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

That's not the issue, but you're in the right area.

yes, look at you and your herpes. congrats new woz.

 

[General Malaise]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

That's not the issue, but you're in the right area.

yes, look at you and your herpes. congrats new woz.

HARDY HAR HAR HAR!! I have a ###### friction burn on my ######. HOW DO I FIX THIS?

Skip the boxers and wear tighty whities for a few days.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Thanks to whoever plugged the FBGs back in.

It has been my most productive day at work in a long time.

 

[General Malaise]

Also, spit and handjobs go about as well together as Tanner & Shick, Arabs & Israelis, Imp & sanity (hi Imp!), Lhucks & Heterosexuality, Homer & MILFS, Guster & succinctness, Cosjobs & texting, Krista & good news about co-workers, SLB & diving, Tre & facial hair....

 

[General Malaise]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

That's not the issue, but you're in the right area.

yes, look at you and your herpes. congrats new woz.

HARDY HAR HAR HAR!! I have a ###### friction burn on my ######. HOW DO I FIX THIS?

Skip the boxers and wear tighty whities for a few days.

I wear boxer briefs. I've also been using neosporin...

Well, whatever you do, I suggest avoiding a Google Image search on the handy Penis Sling.

 

[Guster]

At a happy hour before going to parent teacher conferences. Tanner > any recommended shtick I should try out when talking to my daughter's teacher? I was thinking of going with asking why my daughter says he pats the kids on the ### when they get a good grade.

 

[Guster]

Also, spit and handjobs go about as well together as Tanner & Shick, Arabs & Israelis, Imp & sanity (hi Imp!), Lhucks & Heterosexuality, Homer & MILFS, Guster & succinctness, Cosjobs & texting, Krista & good news about co-workers, SLB & diving, Tre & facial hair....

I write one obnoxiously long post and get branded as long winded. pfft

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also, spit and handjobs go about as well together as Tanner & Shick, Arabs & Israelis, Imp & sanity (hi Imp!), Lhucks & Heterosexuality, Homer & MILFS, Guster & succinctness, Cosjobs & texting, Krista & good news about co-workers, SLB & diving, Tre & upper lip hair....

Fixed.

 

[Josie Maran]

In other news, GM spelled succinctness correctly.

 

[FDAS]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

That's not the issue, but you're in the right area.

yes, look at you and your herpes. congrats new woz.

HARDY HAR HAR HAR!! I have a ###### friction burn on my ######. HOW DO I FIX THIS?

I think Woz had this same issue. No homo. Bragged about it, just like you. PM him. No shtick.

 

[Frostillicus]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

That's not the issue, but you're in the right area.

yes, look at you and your herpes. congrats new woz.

HARDY HAR HAR HAR!! I have a ###### friction burn on my ######. HOW DO I FIX THIS?

I think Woz had this same issue. No homo. Bragged about it, just like you. PM him. No shtick.

Yep

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

That's not the issue, but you're in the right area.

yes, look at you and your herpes. congrats new woz.

HARDY HAR HAR HAR!! I have a ###### friction burn on my ######. HOW DO I FIX THIS?

I think Woz had this same issue. No homo. Bragged about it, just like you. PM him. No shtick.

Seriously. This needs to stop.

 

[General Malaise]

Also, spit and handjobs go about as well together as Tanner & Shick, Arabs & Israelis, Imp & sanity (hi Imp!), Lhucks & Heterosexuality, Homer & MILFS, Guster & succinctness, Cosjobs & texting, Krista & good news about co-workers, SLB & diving, Tre & facial hair....

I write one obnoxiously long post and get branded as long winded. pfft

I loved the post, GB. But I enjoy the shtick that's come out of it even more. You really think I don't know how to spell?

 

[FDAS]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

That's not the issue, but you're in the right area.

yes, look at you and your herpes. congrats new woz.

HARDY HAR HAR HAR!! I have a ###### friction burn on my ######. HOW DO I FIX THIS?

I think Woz had this same issue. No homo. Bragged about it, just like you. PM him. No shtick.

Seriously. This needs to stop.

No idea if you mean him, me, or both.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

That's not the issue, but you're in the right area.

yes, look at you and your herpes. congrats new woz.

HARDY HAR HAR HAR!! I have a ###### friction burn on my ######. HOW DO I FIX THIS?

I think Woz had this same issue. No homo. Bragged about it, just like you. PM him. No shtick.

Not bragging. I assumed that you guys got laid and have had this issue before.

I'm usually not ####### sandpaper, so I can't help.

 

[proninja]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

That's not the issue, but you're in the right area.

yes, look at you and your herpes. congrats new woz.

HARDY HAR HAR HAR!! I have a ###### friction burn on my ######. HOW DO I FIX THIS?

I think Woz had this same issue. No homo. Bragged about it, just like you. PM him. No shtick.

Seriously. This needs to stop.

No idea if you mean him, me, or both.

You can't be too careful

 

[General Malaise]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

That's not the issue, but you're in the right area.

yes, look at you and your herpes. congrats new woz.

HARDY HAR HAR HAR!! I have a ###### friction burn on my ######. HOW DO I FIX THIS?

I think Woz had this same issue. No homo. Bragged about it, just like you. PM him. No shtick.

Not bragging. I assumed that you guys got laid and have had this issue before.

Most of us are 35 or older and have kids. With the exception of St. Louis Wilt Chamberlain, the majority of us have irregular, run-of-the-mill sex with a partner we have been with for quite some time. Friction burns are a thing of the past, like morning wood and wet dreams. Plus, most of us have wised up to the point that if it's starting to hurt, it's time to fake it and stop. Or buy KY Jelly at Costco. All the same, you can PM Disco Stu for help.

 

[Limp Ditka]

What is a good gift for a 4 year old boy? $10-$20 range?

With this segue, I'll suggest lube, Sandusky.

 

[YSR]

I have a medical issue, but I don't want to bring it up because I'll get ridiculed...

Get well soon.

That's not the issue, but you're in the right area.

yes, look at you and your herpes. congrats new woz.

HARDY HAR HAR HAR!! I have a ###### friction burn on my ######. HOW DO I FIX THIS?

I'm trying to figure out why the filtered body part has six letters.

 

[Guster]

Also, spit and handjobs go about as well together as Tanner & Shick, Arabs & Israelis, Imp & sanity (hi Imp!), Lhucks & Heterosexuality, Homer & MILFS, Guster & succinctness, Cosjobs & texting, Krista & good news about co-workers, SLB & diving, Tre & facial hair....

I write one obnoxiously long post and get branded as long winded. pfft

I loved the post, GB. But I enjoy the shtick that's come out of it even more. You really think I don't know how to spell?

So you're saying I should post longer updates on my life??

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Nerf Crossbow?

 

[krista4]

Also, spit and handjobs go about as well together as Tanner & Shick, Arabs & Israelis, Imp & sanity (hi Imp!), Lhucks & Heterosexuality, Homer & MILFS, Guster & succinctness, Cosjobs & texting, Krista & good news about co-workers, SLB & diving, Tre & facial hair....

I write one obnoxiously long post and get branded as long winded. pfft

I loved the post, GB. But I enjoy the shtick that's come out of it even more. You really think I don't know how to spell?

Please don't ruin this for me. This would be worse than when I found out

Spoiler

Santa isn't real.

 

[eoMMan]

I like Buffalo minus the points.

Zach Malinakis will have a decent game tonight for the Bills.

 

[Limp Ditka]

My link I probably would've loved this at 4 years old. Good choice?

My link

 

[cosjobs]

If you like day gambling Oklahoma State -3 tomorrow at 9:30 central is something you'd probably want to do.

Hope its still good at -5

If you like day gambling Oklahoma State -3 tomorrow at 9:30 central is something you'd probably want to do.

-4.5 was not a good time.

what a chucker