GM's thread about nothing (14 Viewers)

[shuke]

CPAP machines are more prevalent among FBGs than mistresses are among U.S. Army Generals.

I can sleep anywhere without any help...including bathroom floors.

You don't say.

 

[cosjobs]

Does any of you have one of those days where you just kind of hate everything? Or is it strictly an XX thing?

I haven't had a decent night's sleep since Saturday night. I'm not entirely safe to be around. Cos>your voicemail doesn't work, call me.

oh crap. sorry gb I've been freaking hopping all day. Never got your call and forgot about it.Maybe u should have called back or texted.I hope you do not die.

 

[Thorn]

CPAP machines are more prevalent among FBGs than mistresses are among U.S. Army Generals.

I can sleep anywhere without any help...including bathroom floors.

You don't say.

This picture has been added to the Guster Index

 

[Thorn]

Does any of you have one of those days where you just kind of hate everything? Or is it strictly an XX thing?

I haven't had a decent night's sleep since Saturday night. I'm not entirely safe to be around. Cos>your voicemail doesn't work, call me.

oh crap. sorry gb I've been freaking hopping all day. Never got your call and forgot about it.Maybe u should have called back or texted.I hope you do not die.

cos> I need to send you $275 in the next few days?

 

[kevzilla]

Does any of you have one of those days where you just kind of hate everything? Or is it strictly an XX thing?

I haven't had a decent night's sleep since Saturday night. I'm not entirely safe to be around. Cos>your voicemail doesn't work, call me.

oh crap. sorry gb I've been freaking hopping all day. Never got your call and forgot about it.Maybe u should have called back or texted.I hope you do not die.

I won't die. I'll guzzle another two liters of Mountain Dew and get through tomorrow. Will try you again then.

 

[krista4]

I have to go to the Grizzlies game tonight with my boss and everyone who reports to him (all men other than me). :( I'm home getting drunk before the game starts. I see no faults with this plan.

My condolences on having to get drunk and watch a winning team play sports in their home arena on the company's dime. Stay strong in this trying time.

Yeah, this "pity me I'm doing something awesome" shtick probably needs to stop.

Oh

 

[krista4]

I still like the weird Wisconsin guy better than new Woz.

I know who new Woz is (and much, much worse IMO than original Woz), but what is weird WI guy?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Shuke was parked out in front of my school just now. The H must stand for "hates"

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The plate reads H BLKICE

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That's a great pic, Ansel.

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It was raining and I was trying to be discrete. You of all people should know how hard it is to surreptitiously take photos while cruising by a middle school.

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http://us.myspace.com/blkice1

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Myspace blocked here.

The link doesn't exist, don't worry about it.

 

[cosjobs]

Does any of you have one of those days where you just kind of hate everything? Or is it strictly an XX thing?

I haven't had a decent night's sleep since Saturday night. I'm not entirely safe to be around. Cos>your voicemail doesn't work, call me.

oh crap. sorry gb I've been freaking hopping all day. Never got your call and forgot about it.Maybe u should have called back or texted.I hope you do not die.

cos> I need to send you $275 in the next few days?

yeah, if you have it. I haven't pressed anyone else, so I won't start with you. I know you already got your airfare. When you want to get it out of the way give me a call.

 

[Josie Maran]

Does any of you have one of those days where you just kind of hate everything? Or is it strictly an XX thing?

I haven't had a decent night's sleep since Saturday night. I'm not entirely safe to be around. Cos>your voicemail doesn't work, call me.

oh crap. sorry gb I've been freaking hopping all day. Never got your call and forgot about it.Maybe u should have called back or texted.I hope you do not die.

I won't die. I'll guzzle another two liters of Mountain Dew and get through tomorrow. Will try you again then.

Red Bull and vodka can keep me going for quite some time.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have to go to the Grizzlies game tonight with my boss and everyone who reports to him (all men other than me). :( I'm home getting drunk before the game starts. I see no faults with this plan.

My condolences on having to get drunk and watch a winning team play sports in their home arena on the company's dime. Stay strong in this trying time.

You know what I got from my boss today? He waved at me in the parking lot on the way out and said "take it easy".

 

[shuke]

I've known the gals since HS and my Mom for quite awhile.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Don't mind me. Carry on with your bull####

 

[Frostillicus]

I still like the weird Wisconsin guy better than new Woz.

I know who new Woz is (and much, much worse IMO than original Woz), but what is weird WI guy?

Furls

 

[Zow]

I have to go to the Grizzlies game tonight with my boss and everyone who reports to him (all men other than me). :( I'm home getting drunk before the game starts. I see no faults with this plan.

My condolences on having to get drunk and watch a winning team play sports in their home arena on the company's dime. Stay strong in this trying time.

Yeah, this "pity me I'm doing something awesome" shtick probably needs to stop.

humblebrag (which is another phrase that people should probably stop using immediately)

meh, humblebrags are more like not so subtley bragging by trying to disguise it with something positive. Be like some musician saying, "A cancer survivor came up to me to thank me today because the little angel said my music was the only thing that kept her going through the tough times. What a brave girl. Wish I could be as strong as she is!" Krista's comment was just bragging to us dudes that she gets to drink and watch sports.

 

[bentley]

Woz - we've already eliminated you from the socially awkward category. Stop trying so hard.

 

[-fish-]

Woz still trying to get attention in here?

Please don't quote him.

 

[General Malaise]

CPAP machines are more prevalent among FBGs than mistresses are among U.S. Army Generals.

I can sleep anywhere without any help...including bathroom floors.

You don't say.

ONLY PLACE LEFT!

i thought at the time.

 

[bentley]

Also this post is coming from the Nook which means that I've hit the FFA from four different devices today.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

CPAP machines are more prevalent among FBGs than mistresses are among U.S. Army Generals.

I can sleep anywhere without any help...including bathroom floors.

You don't say.

ONLY PLACE LEFT!

i thought at the time.

Pretty sure I peed on that floor.

 

[General Malaise]

CPAP machines are more prevalent among FBGs than mistresses are among U.S. Army Generals.

I can sleep anywhere without any help...including bathroom floors.

You don't say.

ONLY PLACE LEFT!

i thought at the time.

Pretty sure I peed on that floor.

I thought it smelled estrogeny.

 

[cosjobs]

CPAP machines are more prevalent among FBGs than mistresses are among U.S. Army Generals.

I can sleep anywhere without any help...including bathroom floors.

You don't say.

ONLY PLACE LEFT!

i thought at the time.

Pretty sure I peed on that floor.

I thought it smelled estrogeny.

I like that word.Is is es-tro-GINNY or es-TROG-eny

 

[proninja]

I'm eating bacon and drinking tequila based cocktails. Pretty sure that is next to godliness. Right?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I have to go to the Grizzlies game tonight with my boss and everyone who reports to him (all men other than me). :( I'm home getting drunk before the game starts. I see no faults with this plan.

My condolences on having to get drunk and watch a winning team play sports in their home arena on the company's dime. Stay strong in this trying time.

Yeah, this "pity me I'm doing something awesome" shtick probably needs to stop.

humblebrag (which is another phrase that people should probably stop using immediately)

meh, humblebrags are more like not so subtley bragging by trying to disguise it with something positive. Be like some musician saying, "A cancer survivor came up to me to thank me today because the little angel said my music was the only thing that kept her going through the tough times. What a brave girl. Wish I could be as strong as she is!" Krista's comment was just bragging to us dudes that she gets to drink and watch sports.

Shut up.

 

[Britney Spears]

speaking of sporting events, got some tickets on the glass to see our Seattle Thunderbirds take on the dominating Kamloops Blazers this weekend. $30/ticket. Can't wait.

I live like 4 miles from this if you want to get a beer before or something.

 

[Britney Spears]

Rite Aid is just a few blocks from my house, so I got there for that reason alone. But their beer prices knock it out of the park. Add in no lines, front row parking and an excellent selection of butters, well....you just don't beat that, I'm afraid. Also, great deals on ice.

Is there no "lowest price allowed by law" in Oregon? There is no "cheapest place to buy beer" here....they're all the same (drug stores, grocery stores, wal mart, etc)...unless you're talking about comparing microbrews and such...but I doubt they're selling those at Rite Aid.

They sell some micro brew at Rite Aid in Washington.

 

[Britney Spears]

CPAP machines are more prevalent among FBGs than mistresses are among U.S. Army Generals.

I can sleep anywhere without any help...including bathroom floors.

You don't say.

LOL, didn't know anyone captured this. I guess he laid there so long it was bound to happen.

 

[FootballDummy]

Everyone is on C-Pap? Really? I got fat, got sleep apnea. Started sleeping on my stomach. PROBLEM SOLVED. Hope I can save somebody some money.

 

[JaxBill]

I would ask for the WaxVac for Christmas but the idea of using the cleaning brushes disgusts me.

 

[flysack]

The little kid inside me who loves pulling on the mall Santa's beard desperately hopes Jose C is real.

 

[flysack]

I used to date a woman who had the pajamas with the feet. And a butt-flap that could be unbuttoned and opened up.

Now I know what I'm getting Mrs. Fly for Xmas.Thanks Sarnoff!

 

[flysack]

ok, while people are still reading this, let me say that -fish- would be proud...I went on a date a couple weekends ago that started off well, but ended up being probably the worst date I've ever been on. We had just planned on doing drinks, but it was going well enough that we decided to grab dinner too. We tried to go to Bakersfield (hi, Tanner) but there was an hour and a half wait. We went to a place across the street for drinks and appetizers at which point she proceeded to get smashed. Our table at Bakersfield isn't ready yet so we get another round there, which she spills on my pants and the floor. After an hour and a half of waiting, she decides she's not hungry and takes our name off the list. We grab drinks at another place and she decides she's hungry We go to a place a lot like Bakersfield, but not as good and i switch water while she continues to get ####faced. Then her friends get us into some hipster wanna be club pre-grand opening invite only thing... and she drinks more.At this point, I'm over it and want to go home, but she wants to keep drinking. It's after 1 and I'm tired and want to be sober enough to drive... but can't remember where I parked - somehow she can. She had mentioned multiple times throughout the night how we weren't going to have sex that night... ok, no biggie. Well, on the walk back to the car, she asked the wrong question and I answered honestly. She asked if i wanted to have sex with her. I honestly answered yes. She freaked out and ran off down some alley. Yeah, awesome. I showed my pimp hand, stood at the end of the alley and demanded she come back, which she did before too long. I explain that I just answered the question she asked but that I had agreed we wouldn't be having sex... Well, I bring her back to my place (she had left her car at the first spot and i said i'd take her there to get it in the morning). I offer to give her some pajamas, but she declines and plops diagonally across my bed in her corduroys and boots... yeah, that's not going to work for me. I put on my pajamas, move her to the side and crawl into bed. She asks where her pajamas are?!? Nice. I get her something to put on and then she starts accusing me of just trying to get her naked to have sex. Yeah, no way that is happening because she'll probably just say i raped her in the morning. There's some cuddling and making out, but no sex. She gives me a hand job... well, if you can call it that. It would have felt better if i had just put my #### in a blender and hit pulse a dozen times. I dropped her at her car in the morning and hoped that I would never see her again. Fast forward to last night... I spent the night at her place and we might get together again on Saturday

I know I like to play up my love of the GMTAN bachelor exploits, but in all truth it's stuff like this that makes me so glad I'm a married guy./hipple.

 

[phishphan]

cat

 

[Gatorman]

A couple of things for parents who drop their kids off at school in the car lineFirst, please stay off the cell phone Second, don't smoke with your kids in the carThird, Oreos and a coke is not a nutrious breakfast.

1. Agree2. Agree3. GFY

Maximum tier? there a new tiering system i'm not aware of ?

There is not. Gatorman felt left out and spun off his own system. You can see how well it worked for him.

Shick gave me that tier. He may have been let go because of it. I have been bored here lately looking for entertainment. Still looking.Pickles> Hi

 

[Mr. Pickles]

A couple of things for parents who drop their kids off at school in the car lineFirst, please stay off the cell phone Second, don't smoke with your kids in the carThird, Oreos and a coke is not a nutrious breakfast.

1. Agree2. Agree3. GFY

Maximum tier? there a new tiering system i'm not aware of ?

There is not. Gatorman felt left out and spun off his own system. You can see how well it worked for him.

Shick gave me that tier.

Sure he did, buddy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm also the EPDM Admin.

Are you

Erick and Parrish Ducats Millenium?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

CPAP machines are more prevalent among FBGs than mistresses are among U.S. Army Generals.

I can sleep anywhere without any help...including bathroom floors.

You don't say.

LOL, didn't know anyone captured this. I guess he laid there so long it was bound to happen.

I was in one of the ancillary cabins so I missed it. :(

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm also the EPDM Admin.

Are you

BTW, apparently I drank so much last night that I forgot I had already read the last two pages of this thread.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

So I have a really long difficult Italian last name and all my email addresses are first initial + last name. I have a hotmail account that everybody generally uses and a gmail that nobody ever emails me at. Both same name. I'm thinking of just setting up another gmail account that is an abbreviated version of my name, and then I think you can combine your hotmail and gmail accounts or something. Nothing too weird or anything and it won't be unprofessional. However, my shortening is somehow taken already, so I need to add a number a the end. Isn't that really lame? Should I just abort? Would I be a nerd if I made it 1138, or am I the only person who would get that anyway?

 

[Frostillicus]

So I have a really long difficult Italian last name and all my email addresses are first initial + last name. I have a hotmail account that everybody generally uses and a gmail that nobody ever emails me at. Both same name. I'm thinking of just setting up another gmail account that is an abbreviated version of my name, and then I think you can combine your hotmail and gmail accounts or something. Nothing too weird or anything and it won't be unprofessional. However, my shortening is somehow taken already, so I need to add a number a the end. Isn't that really lame? Should I just abort? Would I be a nerd if I made it 1138, or am I the only person who would get that anyway?

8008135

 

[Kraft...]

So I have a really long difficult Italian last name and all my email addresses are first initial + last name. I have a hotmail account that everybody generally uses and a gmail that nobody ever emails me at. Both same name. I'm thinking of just setting up another gmail account that is an abbreviated version of my name, and then I think you can combine your hotmail and gmail accounts or something. Nothing too weird or anything and it won't be unprofessional. However, my shortening is somehow taken already, so I need to add a number a the end. Isn't that really lame? Should I just abort? Would I be a nerd if I made it 1138, or am I the only person who would get that anyway?

Add 420 on the end

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

So I have a really long difficult Italian last name and all my email addresses are first initial + last name. I have a hotmail account that everybody generally uses and a gmail that nobody ever emails me at. Both same name. I'm thinking of just setting up another gmail account that is an abbreviated version of my name, and then I think you can combine your hotmail and gmail accounts or something. Nothing too weird or anything and it won't be unprofessional. However, my shortening is somehow taken already, so I need to add a number a the end. Isn't that really lame? Should I just abort? Would I be a nerd if I made it 1138, or am I the only person who would get that anyway?

Add 420 on the end

Exactly my point.Looking for internet etiquette here.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

TK421

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

TK421

You do copy.

 

[Thorn]

TK421

You do copy.

 

[FDAS]

14CCP

 

[krista4]

There were pictures taken of our group at the Grizzlies game last night. If I get hold of one, I will post it so that you all know why I was legitimately complaining about having to go.

The good news is everyone left in the third quarter.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

There were pictures taken of our group at the Grizzlies game last night. If I get hold of one, I will post it so that you all know why I was legitimately complaining about having to go.

The good news is everyone left in the third quarter.

Was it the groping?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.

 

[phishphan]

Any thoughts on dealing with the neighbor-lady who's letting her dog #### on our grass? Worth noting is that this woman is completely bat-#### crazy. And this isn't even our neighbor who thought I was the gardener for the first six months I lived next to her, this is ANOTHER crazy lady.

I never knew you were Hispanic.