GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[krista4]

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My notebook is bad. Alias check.?

McBokonon (sp?)

Aha. Very funny poster under any name.

Because me and rude participate, this thread gets some leeway. And part of that is because the inmates gather in one spot.

Makes sense. We are easier to gun down when we're all in the yard together.That's exactly what we want the man to believe.

Because me and rude participate, this thread gets some leeway. And part of that is because the inmates gather in one spot.

It's appreciated, HErd. By me, if not by anyone else.

Here's the thing. I've known cos for about a decade. Maybe we only get together a couple times a year, but I know him well enough that he's high on my list of people I can count on if I needed help. Very high. And in return he knows that he can count on me for most anytjing. He and Bob have thrown me work when I was in a bind and never asked for anything in return. Aaron and I are connected because we joined the staff at the same time and seem to have similar attitudes about a lot of things. I see krista come through for you on a great trip and it soldiifies my thinking that this thread is what's great about the FFA and should be a model for Facebook and twitter and all the other new tech connections we have. And I know if things get unruly, the participants here will solve their issues amiably between themselves. Frankly, this is the easiest thread to moderate on the board because you guys do all the heavy lifting. So, there you have it.

This is a nice post.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Dr D, hi

How's the Vegas?

 

[Plorfu]

Local Band Andrew Jackson Jihad. They're fun.

 

[Plorfu]

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Dr D, hi

How's the Vegas?

Pretty mellowGo Hawks.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Dr D, hi

How's the Vegas?

Pretty mellowGo Hawks.

Just riding ITS' coattails gb.

 

[proninja]

Dr D, hi

How's the Vegas?

Pretty mellowGo Hawks.

 

[General Malaise]

GM must be touching himself over-the-bra with the news Chip is coming back to Eugene.

Meh. Still mad at him for not kicking that field goal early in the 2nd Quarter against Stanford. Season killer. Was prepared for a new coach.

 

[General Malaise]

Are Lammey and Bloom an item?

Which one of those high rollers is our very own Cecil Lammey?

 

[General Malaise]

By the way, Rude, you got me on some limited access list on the FB? I can't see this photo bentley keeps talking about.

Hurts, bro.

I mentioned it once. Upon further review, I can only see it on Carlton's page. I think I was drunk when I answered the first time.

Just post the ####ing pic for god's sake.

So quick to anger.

Did this guy attend?

 

[proninja]

If I didn't know who that picture was of and was told that was a picture of a bunch of guys who were good at fantasy football I would have believed whoever told me

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Cincinnatian's, what happened to Verbal Kent?

Haven't seen him or heard from him forever. Does he owe you money?

It's worse than that. He owes a secret Santa gift.

That is worse.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Did anyone talk about Levin?

 

[Josie Maran]

Am I the only one that hasn't received their SS gift yet?YIC,Sofa4

No. I'm still working on sending mine out.

I've acquired the final piece to my SS puzzle, so mine will be sent in the next few drunken days (weeks).Still waiting on receiving mine though...ahem, Rudnicki must be waiting on some specialty porn from Thailand or something.

 

[Josie Maran]

Because me and rude participate, this thread gets some leeway. And part of that is because the inmates gather in one spot.

It's appreciated, HErd. By me, if not by anyone else.

F### that. Good posters have been clipped in this thread as much as any other.If Abe is providing protection, I've yet to see it.

 

[Josie Maran]

Because me and rude participate, this thread gets some leeway. And part of that is because the inmates gather in one spot.

It's appreciated, HErd. By me, if not by anyone else.

Here's the thing. I've known cos for about a decade. Maybe we only get together a couple times a year, but I know him well enough that he's high on my list of people I can count on if I needed help. Very high. And in return he knows that he can count on me for most anytjing. He and Bob have thrown me work when I was in a bind and never asked for anything in return. Aaron and I are connected because we joined the staff at the same time and seem to have similar attitudes about a lot of things. I see krista come through for you on a great trip and it soldiifies my thinking that this thread is what's great about the FFA and should be a model for Facebook and twitter and all the other new tech connections we have. And I know if things get unruly, the participants here will solve their issues amiably between themselves. Frankly, this is the easiest thread to moderate on the board because you guys do all the heavy lifting. So, there you have it.

Takin' em off here, boss.

 

[Josie Maran]

I don't think you're supposed to max out the nicotine as an ecig virgin, but that's just what I've gleaned from the thread here.

And why exactly do you spend time in there?

I download the entire internet each night.

Literally almost hacked out a lung here.

 

[Josie Maran]

Or at least search for "scrubs porn" when I get home.

I can't believe I've never thought of this.

Ditto. Although I'll just be disappointed that it's not Sarah Chalke getting nasty.

 

[Josie Maran]

If I didn't know who that picture was of and was told that was a picture of a bunch of guys who were good at fantasy football I would have believed whoever told me

 

[Josie Maran]

Or at least search for "scrubs porn" when I get home.

I can't believe I've never thought of this.

Ditto. Although I'll just be disappointed that it's not Sarah Chalke getting nasty.

 

[Josie Maran]

Man, I'm good at Internetting tonight!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Takin' em off here, boss.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Am I the only one that hasn't received their SS gift yet?YIC,Sofa4

No. I'm still working on sending mine out.

I've acquired the final piece to my SS puzzle, so mine will be sent in the next few drunken days (weeks).Still waiting on receiving mine though...ahem, Rudnicki must be waiting on some specialty porn from Thailand or something.

I might just stretch yours out over several weeks (months)

 

[Josie Maran]

Am I the only one that hasn't received their SS gift yet?YIC,Sofa4

No. I'm still working on sending mine out.

I've acquired the final piece to my SS puzzle, so mine will be sent in the next few drunken days (weeks).Still waiting on receiving mine though...ahem, Rudnicki must be waiting on some specialty porn from Thailand or something.

I might just stretch yours out over several weeks (months)

If I get a Christmas box in the middle of July, I'll be the happiest fatguy in the Hamptons. Except for the fat billionaire that's nailing a tiny Asian porn star...he'd prolly be happier. But for a few seconds, when I see that box...no, wait, he's still got me there...Anyway, i still love you, Rude!

 

[Josie Maran]

And yeah, sometimes when I'm drunk, I make impulse purchases...

Ahem...you fools better be ready.

I CAN'T WAIT TO BE IN COS'S HOLE!!!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Lol

 

[Josie Maran]

Oh yeah, Cos, I'm coming a couple of days early. Probably not staying at your place...but if a drunk eye-talian shows up at 4am one night, just go ahead and open the door.

 

[Josie Maran]

Lol

Story of my life.

 

[Guster]

Oh yeah, Cos, I'm coming a couple of days early. Probably not staying at your place...but if a drunk eye-talian shows up at 4am one night, just go ahead and open the door.

That looks like you're flying down and returning on the 30th But if you show up at coshole

 

[BigJohn]

Oh yeah, Cos, I'm coming a couple of days early. Probably not staying at your place...but if a drunk eye-talian shows up at 4am one night, just go ahead and open the door.

That looks like you're flying down and returning on the 30th But if you show up at coshole

One way ticket? $119 is a damn cheap round trip.

 

[heckmanm]

If I didn't know who that picture was of and was told that was a picture of a bunch of guys who were good at fantasy football I would have believed whoever told me

 

[Josie Maran]

Oh yeah, Cos, I'm coming a couple of days early. Probably not staying at your place...but if a drunk eye-talian shows up at 4am one night, just go ahead and open the door.

That looks like you're flying down and returning on the 30th But if you show up at coshole

One way ticket. I'm moving in with Cos.

 

[strykerpks]

And yeah, sometimes when I'm drunk, I make impulse purchases...

Ahem...you fools better be ready.

I CAN'T WAIT TO BE IN COS'S HOLE!!!

@ the tabs

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Will someone please approve me for GMTAN FB page?

 

[SofaKings]

By the way, Rude, you got me on some limited access list on the FB? I can't see this photo bentley keeps talking about.

Hurts, bro.

I mentioned it once. Upon further review, I can only see it on Carlton's page. I think I was drunk when I answered the first time.

Just post the ####ing pic for god's sake.

So quick to anger.

what is arud holding?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Met-Art bookmark.

 

[guru_007]

Too much love being given for Cincy. They have a nice team, but Texans should thump them today. I don't believe the weaknesses that the Texans have can be exploited by Cincy, and I think unless Kubiak's play calling ####s the bed by being too conservative, Texans should be able to move the ball.

Unlike the Bengals, the Pats have exactly the strengths that can exploit the Texans weaknesses.-Texans have no good linebackers. They were pretty much destroyed through injuries throughout the year, so if the D-line does not make the tackle on the rb, it's usually left up to the safeties - although Bradie James did have a decent game, no linebackers with more than 4 tackles?

-the bigger problem is who is going to cover the Pats TE's?

-Huge QB advantage for the Pats

-HUGE coaching advantage for the Pats

Texans had three fg's less than 30 yards. Kubiak is about the most chicken #### coach out there, plays not to lose. Also Schaub is a chicken #### out there, how many check downs does he make rather than trying to make a play? Foster had 40 touches last game. Way too many.

These teams just met a few weeks ago and Pats destroyed them. Now, they are coming off a bye?

yeah, gonna be tough to back the Texans this week, really surprised the line is less than 10 here. Unless the front four for the Texans play out of their mind (possible), and Schaub makes a few big plays (improbable), or Brady gets injured....Pats will destroy these guys again.

38-17 final.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Doc Pickles, Cal has unreasonably good grasp on science. One of his favorite shows is How The Universe Works. Might be sending him your way.

How old is the lad?

He'll be 9 in May.

It's pinewood derby car making day and I'm enjoying sanding a little too much. Kill me now?

Started today, too. Zach's going with a Captain Rex car/ship. Whatcha got?I'm letting him do more cutting and using the dremel this year. Man, this thing is not symmetrical.

Pumped for melting lead next weekend.

Had the lead put in yesterday too. Pretty much just need to have Cal paint it now.

Will someone please approve me for GMTAN FB page?

Done

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Sweet Bradie James should be a bigbottom song.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm going to marry a nurse. Or at least date a nurse. Or at least search for "scrubs porn" when I get home.

Maybe SLB will let you bang his wife if you come down for coshole.

Mrs. SLB only gets banged by SLB. And perhaps some chicks....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If I didn't know who that picture was of and was told that was a picture of a bunch of guys who were good at fantasy football I would have believed whoever told me

 

[Mr Capicollo]

Oh yeah, Cos, I'm coming a couple of days early. Probably not staying at your place...but if a drunk eye-talian shows up at 4am one night, just go ahead and open the door.

Sorry, but I don't think that they allow Italians in Texas. You might have to pass as Mexican, so add a "-z" to your name.

 

[Mr Capicollo]

And yeah, sometimes when I'm drunk, I make impulse purchases...

Ahem...you fools better be ready.

I CAN'T WAIT TO BE IN COS'S HOLE!!!

@ the tabs

 

[Doctor Detroit]

By the way, Rude, you got me on some limited access list on the FB? I can't see this photo bentley keeps talking about.

Hurts, bro.

I mentioned it once. Upon further review, I can only see it on Carlton's page. I think I was drunk when I answered the first time.

Just post the ####ing pic for god's sake.

So quick to anger.

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[St. Louis Bob]

Anybody up for a little contest? Winner gets a SLB bag o' crap.

E-mail themorningafter@kfns.com with a funny e-mail next Friday, 1/11/13. Use your FBG screen name or post your alternate name here beforehand. If they don't determine one of you the winner, I'll be the judge.

The Players:

Tim McKernan He, Jim Edmonds & Keith Tkachuk are the owners of the program. Tim's shtick includes making fun of his short stature, Irish heritage, bald head and how his Dad has used his stature in the community to pave the way for him in every aspect of life.

Doug Vaughn Long time CBS sports broadcaster and funny guy. Doug is the guy repeating the names of the e-mailers. The e-mailers like to discuss Doug's sweet butt and having gay love with him. Doug's favorite shtick is acting like "get off my lawn" guy.

Jimmy "The Cat" Hayes Sideline reporter for the Cardinals and Blues, The Cat is a real smart ### and just a funny guy. His favorite shtick is making fun of his Jewish heritage in various ways including "keeping two sets of books" and claiming obscure Jewish professional athletes should be on All Star teams.

Producer Joe (right) Joe is a HUGE soccer fan and gambler. Over the years has claimed several questionable things such as he grooms his pubes in a landing strip. This has earned him the nickname Grass Fairy. He is easily riled up and has had two Inside STL sanctioned boxing matches against listeners. He has a record of 1-1.

Here's an example, Segmenet 9 @ the 3:34 mark

That's it. Make me laugh. I'll make it worth your while. Feel free to send them as many e-mail as you like on 1/11/13. Who is in?

ETA

Your e-mail doesn't have to have anything to do with the show. I proved in the past they will read just about anything including FFA shtick. Get creative, have fun.

bump

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm going to marry a nurse. Or at least date a nurse. Or at least search for "scrubs porn" when I get home.

Maybe SLB will let you bang his wife if you come down for coshole.

Mrs. SLB only gets banged by SLB. And perhaps some chicks....

Bookmarking this for future reference

 

[McGarnicle]

The toilet right next to my office is very prone to clogging, and it's the one usually most convenient for my morning dump. I usually wipe at least three times, and I'm careful to flush in between each one, yet still it clogs at least once a week. What's worse is that I hate using the plunger and I think it's in another bathroom anyway and I don't feel like looking for it, so basically I just piss in there for a week and keep flushing, knowing it will eventually go down. The wads of paper and bits of salad I ate last week float slowly clockwise as the water rises, and sometimes I hear something shifting down below, but so far no joy. I believe we're on day 5.

Another thing, I would be willing to wager that we as a human race have wasted much more water since the switch to the 1.6 GPF toilet. I know I'm not the only one who has to flush multiple times after taking a ####.

 

[Mr Capicollo]

I'm going to marry a nurse. Or at least date a nurse. Or at least search for "scrubs porn" when I get home.

Maybe SLB will let you bang his wife if you come down for coshole.

Mrs. SLB only gets banged by SLB. And perhaps some chicks....

This is why Bob is always scissors in rochambeau, and that in turn explains his neck injury, when he lost to rock.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

For GM: http://gawker.com/5973716/kangaroo-gives-melboune-airport-police-the-hop+around

 

[Tremendous Upside]

You know what never gets discussed in the "great covers" conversations?

"I Don't Like Mondays" by Tori Amos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr3E6mNRxHU