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Somebody's pet Cockatoo got out of the house. How do I know this? On my walk this morning I walked up on a young Red Tailed hawk eating it. A few minutes later a bulldog decided to follow us. When I told him "no" and to go home, it began to growl. I considered making choclates but decided to hold my ground. Then it just turned around and ran away at full speed. Odd.
And yet I once got attacked by a turkey at a rest stop in Arkansas. I hate that bull dogs run away from you in fear and birds that we eat for American holidays attack me like I'm chum in a piranha pond.
If it makes you feel better, Mr. krista was attacked by a Canadian goose and still gives all geese the finger when we see them.Speaking of things on the side of the road (?), last night when driving from Louisville to Memphis there were a bunch of police cars on the highway, and as I passed them I saw it was because there was a small plane on the side of the road. Not crashed or anything; looked to be in fine shape but just parked there. So weird.Also, we ate at a Cracker Barrel.
 
Anyone coming to coshole want to bet $100 on tonight's game?

Line is bama by 10.

I'll take either side.. THe chances of you being wrong are better than the chances I am correct.
I'll take ND
CONFIRMED
Well that was a quick $100
Somebody's pet Cockatoo got out of the house. How do I know this? On my walk this morning I walked up on a young Red Tailed hawk eating it. A few minutes later a bulldog decided to follow us. When I told him "no" and to go home, it began to growl. I considered making choclates but decided to hold my ground. Then it just turned around and ran away at full speed. Odd.
And yet I once got attacked by a turkey at a rest stop in Arkansas. I hate that bull dogs run away from you in fear and birds that we eat for American holidays attack me like I'm chum in a piranha pond.
If it makes you feel better, Mr. krista was attacked by a Canadian goose and still gives all geese the finger when we see them.Speaking of things on the side of the road (?), last night when driving from Louisville to Memphis there were a bunch of police cars on the highway, and as I passed them I saw it was because there was a small plane on the side of the road. Not crashed or anything; looked to be in fine shape but just parked there. So weird.

Also, we ate at a Cracker Barrel.
Calling BS on the Cracker Barrel. This should give Mr. Krista nightmares then. Took this today, the pond up the street from our house.

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Ahh, crappy pic. There had to be 400 geese on this pond. I watched them flying to it in flocks of 8-20 all day yesterday. It was pretty cool.

 
Anyone coming to coshole want to bet $100 on tonight's game?

Line is bama by 10.

I'll take either side.. THe chances of you being wrong are better than the chances I am correct.
I'll take ND
CONFIRMED
Well that was a quick $100
Somebody's pet Cockatoo got out of the house. How do I know this? On my walk this morning I walked up on a young Red Tailed hawk eating it. A few minutes later a bulldog decided to follow us. When I told him "no" and to go home, it began to growl. I considered making choclates but decided to hold my ground. Then it just turned around and ran away at full speed. Odd.
And yet I once got attacked by a turkey at a rest stop in Arkansas. I hate that bull dogs run away from you in fear and birds that we eat for American holidays attack me like I'm chum in a piranha pond.
If it makes you feel better, Mr. krista was attacked by a Canadian goose and still gives all geese the finger when we see them.Speaking of things on the side of the road (?), last night when driving from Louisville to Memphis there were a bunch of police cars on the highway, and as I passed them I saw it was because there was a small plane on the side of the road. Not crashed or anything; looked to be in fine shape but just parked there. So weird.

Also, we ate at a Cracker Barrel.
Calling BS on the Cracker Barrel. This should give Mr. Krista nightmares then. Took this today, the pond up the street from our house.

My link

Ahh, crappy pic. There had to be 400 geese on this pond. I watched them flying to it in flocks of 8-20 all day yesterday. It was pretty cool.
I had country ham, hashbrown casserole, and fried apples. Sure, I could have looked that up on the internet, but could I find on there that I had a choice of cornbread, biscuits or both and took just biscuits? Well, maybe, but could I find that when the waitress asked Mr. krista if he wanted gravy on his mashed potatoes and he said yes, she asked, "White or brown?"??????? Gotta love a place where you have a choice of gravy colors.
 
Anyone coming to coshole want to bet $100 on tonight's game?

Line is bama by 10.

I'll take either side.. THe chances of you being wrong are better than the chances I am correct.
I'll take ND
CONFIRMED
Well that was a quick $100
Somebody's pet Cockatoo got out of the house. How do I know this? On my walk this morning I walked up on a young Red Tailed hawk eating it. A few minutes later a bulldog decided to follow us. When I told him "no" and to go home, it began to growl. I considered making choclates but decided to hold my ground. Then it just turned around and ran away at full speed. Odd.
And yet I once got attacked by a turkey at a rest stop in Arkansas. I hate that bull dogs run away from you in fear and birds that we eat for American holidays attack me like I'm chum in a piranha pond.
If it makes you feel better, Mr. krista was attacked by a Canadian goose and still gives all geese the finger when we see them.Speaking of things on the side of the road (?), last night when driving from Louisville to Memphis there were a bunch of police cars on the highway, and as I passed them I saw it was because there was a small plane on the side of the road. Not crashed or anything; looked to be in fine shape but just parked there. So weird.

Also, we ate at a Cracker Barrel.
Calling BS on the Cracker Barrel. This should give Mr. Krista nightmares then. Took this today, the pond up the street from our house.

My link

Ahh, crappy pic. There had to be 400 geese on this pond. I watched them flying to it in flocks of 8-20 all day yesterday. It was pretty cool.
I had country ham, hashbrown casserole, and fried apples. Sure, I could have looked that up on the internet, but could I find on there that I had a choice of cornbread, biscuits or both and took just biscuits? Well, maybe, but could I find that when the waitress asked Mr. krista if he wanted gravy on his mashed potatoes and he said yes, she asked, "White or brown?"??????? Gotta love a place where you have a choice of gravy colors.
I've never eaten there but that sounds good. I agree on the gravy too.
 
Anyone coming to coshole want to bet $100 on tonight's game?

Line is bama by 10.

I'll take either side.. THe chances of you being wrong are better than the chances I am correct.
As much as I'm tempted to take bama, the fact that I missed 3 of 4 games this weekend against the spread means I will regrettably pass in this.
:wall:
If there's a lesson to be learned here, it's that you should always bet on sports.
 
Anyone coming to coshole want to bet $100 on tonight's game?Line is bama by 10.I'll take either side.. THe chances of you being wrong are better than the chances I am correct.
As much as I'm tempted to take bama, the fact that I missed 3 of 4 games this weekend against the spread means I will regrettably pass in this.
You need to start listening to and follow COlin COwherd. Might help you Out a bit. First rOund of the playOffs yOu always ALWAYS lay the pOints.
 
Wonder if I can get seasons of the Wire at the library. Always wanted to jump into that one, but I never really liked it when I caught it on HBO. Couse, I felt that way about Sopranos too. :bag:

 
Anyone coming to coshole want to bet $100 on tonight's game?Line is bama by 10.I'll take either side.. THe chances of you being wrong are better than the chances I am correct.
As much as I'm tempted to take bama, the fact that I missed 3 of 4 games this weekend against the spread means I will regrettably pass in this.
You need to start listening to and follow COlin COwherd. Might help you Out a bit. First rOund of the playOffs yOu always ALWAYS lay the pOints.
I listened to his show on Wednesday and he said to take the points in every game. I ignored him and :profit:
 
Wonder if I can get seasons of the Wire at the library. Always wanted to jump into that one, but I never really liked it when I caught it on HBO. Couse, I felt that way about Sopranos too. :bag:
Just started watching The Wire about two months ago - literally watched the end of Season 2 last night. All of it's through Netflix, but DVD's only, no streaming, which sucks.It's a GREAT show. Very well done. Great characters and story lines, and very cool, "realistic" technical and legal twists which provide a LOT of depth and require you to pay attention. Definitely not a show you can just passively watch only half paying attention, but the good news is you'll want to.
 
Wonder if I can get seasons of the Wire at the library. Always wanted to jump into that one, but I never really liked it when I caught it on HBO. Couse, I felt that way about Sopranos too. :bag:
If you have HBO, you have HBOgo, which means you can watch them all streaming on the hbogo.com site. If you don't have it any more, let me know and I can give you our log-in info.
 
Somebody's pet Cockatoo got out of the house. How do I know this? On my walk this morning I walked up on a young Red Tailed hawk eating it. A few minutes later a bulldog decided to follow us. When I told him "no" and to go home, it began to growl. I considered making choclates but decided to hold my ground. Then it just turned around and ran away at full speed. Odd.
And yet I once got attacked by a turkey at a rest stop in Arkansas. I hate that bull dogs run away from you in fear and birds that we eat for American holidays attack me like I'm chum in a piranha pond.
My sister has been "attacked" by geese twice in her life. Once on her bike there were a bunch walking across the bike path, she had just bought clip on shoes/peddles and couldn't release herself as she was stopping and just fell over.It may have been a karmadic response since my dad killed a geese on the golf course, hit it square in the neck with a shot and the thing just fell over.To continue my families misfortunes with fowl, I ran over a pheasant on vacation and ended up getting food poisoning from a chicken sandwich that night.
 
Somebody's pet Cockatoo got out of the house. How do I know this? On my walk this morning I walked up on a young Red Tailed hawk eating it. A few minutes later a bulldog decided to follow us. When I told him "no" and to go home, it began to growl. I considered making choclates but decided to hold my ground. Then it just turned around and ran away at full speed. Odd.
And yet I once got attacked by a turkey at a rest stop in Arkansas. I hate that bull dogs run away from you in fear and birds that we eat for American holidays attack me like I'm chum in a piranha pond.
My sister has been "attacked" by geese twice in her life. Once on her bike there were a bunch walking across the bike path, she had just bought clip on shoes/peddles and couldn't release herself as she was stopping and just fell over.It may have been a karmadic response since my dad killed a geese on the golf course, hit it square in the neck with a shot and the thing just fell over.To continue my families misfortunes with fowl, I ran over a pheasant on vacation and ended up getting food poisoning from a chicken sandwich that night.
This I'd what happens when you run afowl of karma
 
Somebody's pet Cockatoo got out of the house. How do I know this? On my walk this morning I walked up on a young Red Tailed hawk eating it. A few minutes later a bulldog decided to follow us. When I told him "no" and to go home, it began to growl. I considered making choclates but decided to hold my ground. Then it just turned around and ran away at full speed. Odd.
And yet I once got attacked by a turkey at a rest stop in Arkansas. I hate that bull dogs run away from you in fear and birds that we eat for American holidays attack me like I'm chum in a piranha pond.
My sister has been "attacked" by geese twice in her life. Once on her bike there were a bunch walking across the bike path, she had just bought clip on shoes/peddles and couldn't release herself as she was stopping and just fell over.It may have been a karmadic response since my dad killed a geese on the golf course, hit it square in the neck with a shot and the thing just fell over.To continue my families misfortunes with fowl, I ran over a pheasant on vacation and ended up getting food poisoning from a chicken sandwich that night.
This I'd what happens when you run afowl of karma
You're *this* close to losing a cornhole.
 

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