Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Your original menu sounded fantastic to me but I'm good with whatever, cos. I'm willing to lend whatever "strong back, weak mind" help I can in the kitchen.
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Guster
Footballguy
Monkeybread
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Do I even want to google that? "Two girls one cup" seemed innocent, too.Monkeybread
krista4
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
Austin police will just tase you and be done with it.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Even the Soviet judge couldn't give that little backwards spring he does at the end less than a 9.0. Awesome.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I realize that betting the NFL is typically a fool's errand, but I really, really like Seattle today.
proninja
Footballguy
I'll take the other side of that bet for whatever you want. No way Seattle wins today.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I think they have a chance if they can come out strong and punch Atl in the nose early.
proninja
Footballguy
(they play tomorrow)
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Could you provide a direct link to the LMAO part?
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Works for me
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I'm way out ahead of myself.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Bump. Somebody should want to bet me, no? The only side I care about it Texas. You can pick any or all of the others.
RenegadeGM
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
So tonight the wife and I are going to dinner and we see a woman wearing a blouse similar to this but much tackier. (it's a blouse with a big-### tiger on it).Wife: Damn, she sure does have a tiger on her shirt.Me: Yep. That's one big ugly tiger blouse.Wife: I wonder if she wore that to work today or put it on later.Me: I'm not sure which would be worse. Wife: Maybe she has a friend from the internet who has that same exact blouse and they both wear them and send pictures of themselves wearing the tiger shirt to each other.Me:Wife: We could have just driven by Tiger Blouse Kim.Me:
YSR
Footballguy
Thought you were trying to quit gambling?confirmed'St. Louis Bob said:I owe you $100 already, I'm in.I'll take'cosjobs said:en -9.5SF +3ATL -3NE -10$25 each
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Any kind of "LET'S GET PUMPED UP FOR THE GAME TODAY!!!!11!!!11" sentiment, be it on facebook or wherever, makes me want to become a monk.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Cos> Give me the Seattle ML at +130? I'm seeing +120/-140 for them on SB right now.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Taking the family to Springfield, IL in February to see the Lincoln museum. Pretty psyched about this.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I thought you were going to shut up.Thought you were trying to quit gambling?confirmed'St. Louis Bob said:I owe you $100 already, I'm in.I'll take'cosjobs said:
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I thought you were going to shut up.Thought you were trying to quit gambling?confirmed'St. Louis Bob said:I owe you $100 already, I'm in.I'll take'cosjobs said:
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
done
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
The woman who teaches next door to me just posted a link on Facebook...from kirkcameron.com.Not sure why I haven't defriended her yet.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm getting raped on the monthly bill for Mrs. SLB's iPhone, where's the best deal? I read about Walmart now having $45 a month but you have to buy a new phone. This is even a better option than the current anal tears I'm getting.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
You obviously don't know about bananas.
Better dead than red.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I quit losing thousands to my bookie.Thought you were trying to quit gambling?confirmed'St. Louis Bob said:I owe you $100 already, I'm in.I'll take'cosjobs said:
cosjobs
Footballguy
nope
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Sounds like you need to put the hammer down. Lay down the law. Tell that skirt she needs to cut way back on the chit-chat. That's how I handle my wife.I'd give you some examples but I have some ironing to do.
cosjobs
Footballguy
As long as there are no conflicts with my earlier bets with SLB. Post any non-conflicters, amount you want to wafer and I will confirm, up to 150/game total.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
In for $50 to win $5000, thanks for placing Guster!'Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll said:
cosjobs
Footballguy
wait a minute SF is -3 jerkwadconfirmed'St. Louis Bob said:I owe you $100 already, I'm in.I'll take'cosjobs said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
wait a minute SF is -3 jerkwadconfirmed'St. Louis Bob said:I owe you $100 already, I'm in.I'll take'cosjobs said:
Oliver Humanzee
Footballguy
OMFG. It's K4, not bothering to log out of Mr. Krista's account. The following will sound like a brag but I swear I am dying laughing about what just happened. I'm used to being treated pretty well by Delta at this point, but for the first time I made Diamond status (125,206 flight miles in 2012) and this is a whole different world . Remember that SNL sketch where Eddie Murphy disguised himself as a white guy and took a city bus, and when the only other black guy got off the bus a swank party started? I've just found out how the OTHER other half lives.
We're on our way to Boston, connecting through Atlanta, and when we got off the plane, just as we stepped into the jetway, an obsequious guy named Kevin whisked us into his Porsche SUV to take us...wherever we wanted. Did we want the Sky Club or the gate? Feel like I should have asked for a full tour. He gave us each his card. Kevin. The guy who takes people straight from plane to plane so they don't have to be disturbed by pesky airport trains.
We're on our way to Boston, connecting through Atlanta, and when we got off the plane, just as we stepped into the jetway, an obsequious guy named Kevin whisked us into his Porsche SUV to take us...wherever we wanted. Did we want the Sky Club or the gate? Feel like I should have asked for a full tour. He gave us each his card. Kevin. The guy who takes people straight from plane to plane so they don't have to be disturbed by pesky airport trains.
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