GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[Guster]

AnnounceOfficial disproportionate official tshirt design contest activated.I'll print them up if one of you mops can come up with something worth doing.

stupid autocorrect thinks cosurukhole13 is actually disproportionate.

I already designed and printed one just for shtick value...

Guess I might as well share it...coshole shirt

 

[Guster]

I think I uploaded my first tshirt on my Facebook page, but I am having to do this on my phone because computer repairmen are liars and I am a klutz who keeps spilling stuff on his laptops

I see it. Looks fancy.

Needs more words

 

[krista4]

AnnounceOfficial disproportionate official tshirt design contest activated.I'll print them up if one of you mops can come up with something worth doing.

stupid autocorrect thinks cosurukhole13 is actually disproportionate.

I already designed and printed one just for shtick value...

Guess I might as well share it...coshole shirt

That's awesome.

 

[Stoneys]

AnnounceOfficial disproportionate official tshirt design contest activated.I'll print them up if one of you mops can come up with something worth doing.

stupid autocorrect thinks cosurukhole13 is actually disproportionate.

I already designed and printed one just for shtick value...

Guess I might as well share it...coshole shirt

That's awesome.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Why is Mickey Rourke's face on the shirt?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Colin Kaepernick is pretty awesome at quarterbacking.

one needs mad skillz to transcend such a resemblance to Squidward

 

[Gadzooks]

Eff the world. The real life world. I like the gm world

Went thru my phone this morning to find some regrettable texts (one of my buddies texted me this morning saying "you're starting to turn into a chick when you drink") I dont' really remember posting in here, but I had a feeling I probably did. Ooops.Conversation I just had with my boss as I came into work:Boss: how was that Chamber of Commerce event last night?Me: I'm still alive.Boss: Drink alot?Me: I have no idea where my suit coat is and I may or may not have ##### my pants.Boss (as he walks away): Stay gold Pony Boy, stay gold

 

[Tiger Fan]

Have those of you that want a stay at home wife but don't have the money ever really looked at the numbers? We make 25% less than we did when AngryWife worked but we wasted 35% of our money on useless junk. So, now we are actually saving some money despite the pay cut.Since she's home, she also has time to find deals on groceries and toiletries and cook all our meals. I bring leftovers for lunch almost every day so we save money there. Obviously there's also a huge reduction in child care expense.

Admittedly no. And I am terrible at planning this kind of stuff. I need to hire tiger fan to sort out my finances and make me rich.

inI had the opposite happen to us. We planned ahead and figured everything out for Mrs. TF to stay at home....2 weeks into it she wanted to go back to work. I'm sure twins had something to do with it..but now the boys are in day care and we've got extra cash.But to Bentley's point...assuming day care costs are high and your wife isn't making FBG money, there can definitely be an argument around how staying at home for a few years is a cost saver

 

[heckmanm]

1. At a restaurant last night, my wife mentioned that our server appeared to have piercings on her chest, just below the collarbone. I said "Why were you looking at her chest??" b. I'm sure it's been mentioned already, but seeing "GM" and "TAN" that close together seems odd.iii. A co-worker got a dog from a rescue program run in a Florida prison. In an e-mail, he mentioned the dog having "some odd commands consistent with prison life". I'm both curious and potentially horrified at what those might be.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Why is Mickey Rourke's face on the shirt?

The Wrestler Part 2 debuts in Austin.

 

[trogg78]

My daughter had nurse maids elbow again this past weekend. I saw the doctor fix it before so I went ahead and reset it myself. I think this pretty much makes me some kind of super hero.

 

[Stoneys]

Eff the world. The real life world. I like the gm world

Went thru my phone this morning to find some regrettable texts (one of my buddies texted me this morning saying "you're starting to turn into a chick when you drink") I dont' really remember posting in here, but I had a feeling I probably did. Ooops.Conversation I just had with my boss as I came into work:

Boss: how was that Chamber of Commerce event last night?

Me: I'm still alive.

Boss: Drink alot?

Me: I have no idea where my suit coat is and I may or may not have ##### my pants.

Boss (as he walks away): Stay gold Pony Boy, stay gold

 

[Josie Maran]

AnnounceOfficial disproportionate official tshirt design contest activated.I'll print them up if one of you mops can come up with something worth doing.

stupid autocorrect thinks cosurukhole13 is actually disproportionate.

I already designed and printed one just for shtick value...

Guess I might as well share it...coshole shirt

 

[Josie Maran]

Eff the world. The real life world. I like the gm world

Went thru my phone this morning to find some regrettable texts (one of my buddies texted me this morning saying "you're starting to turn into a chick when you drink") I dont' really remember posting in here, but I had a feeling I probably did. Ooops.Conversation I just had with my boss as I came into work:Boss: how was that Chamber of Commerce event last night?Me: I'm still alive.Boss: Drink alot?Me: I have no idea where my suit coat is and I may or may not have ##### my pants.Boss (as he walks away): Stay gold Pony Boy, stay gold

A. Your boss is awesome.B. WTF is wrong with you?

 

[Josie Maran]

My daughter had nurse maids elbow again this past weekend. I saw the doctor fix it before so I went ahead and reset it myself. I think this pretty much makes me some kind of super hero.

Nurse maid's elbow, huh? I've had haberdasher's knee for years.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Eff the world. The real life world. I like the gm world

Went thru my phone this morning to find some regrettable texts (one of my buddies texted me this morning saying "you're starting to turn into a chick when you drink") I dont' really remember posting in here, but I had a feeling I probably did. Ooops.Conversation I just had with my boss as I came into work:

Boss: how was that Chamber of Commerce event last night?

Me: I'm still alive.

Boss: Drink alot?

Me: I have no idea where my suit coat is and I may or may not have ##### my pants.

Boss (as he walks away): Stay gold Pony Boy, stay gold

 

[T Bell]

AnnounceOfficial disproportionate official tshirt design contest activated.I'll print them up if one of you mops can come up with something worth doing.

stupid autocorrect thinks cosurukhole13 is actually disproportionate.

I already designed and printed one just for shtick value...

Guess I might as well share it...coshole shirt

That's awesome.

 

[T Bell]

Eff the world. The real life world. I like the gm world

Went thru my phone this morning to find some regrettable texts (one of my buddies texted me this morning saying "you're starting to turn into a chick when you drink") I dont' really remember posting in here, but I had a feeling I probably did. Ooops.Conversation I just had with my boss as I came into work:Boss: how was that Chamber of Commerce event last night?Me: I'm still alive.Boss: Drink alot?Me: I have no idea where my suit coat is and I may or may not have ##### my pants.Boss (as he walks away): Stay gold Pony Boy, stay gold

 

[strykerpks]

AnnounceOfficial disproportionate official tshirt design contest activated.I'll print them up if one of you mops can come up with something worth doing.

stupid autocorrect thinks cosurukhole13 is actually disproportionate.

I already designed and printed one just for shtick value...

Guess I might as well share it...coshole shirt

That's awesome.

This. Much better than the other designs.

 

[Guster]

AnnounceOfficial disproportionate official tshirt design contest activated.I'll print them up if one of you mops can come up with something worth doing.

stupid autocorrect thinks cosurukhole13 is actually disproportionate.

I already designed and printed one just for shtick value...

Guess I might as well share it...coshole shirt

That's awesome.

This. Much better than the other designs.

I do have to give kudos to stryker for helping with some feedback early on to set me on the right course

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

testing new sig.

thoughts?

APPROVED

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Yeah, I banned hash tag shtick a while ago. Sorry, folks.

#Declined

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My daughter had nurse maids elbow again this past weekend. I saw the doctor fix it before so I went ahead and reset it myself. I think this pretty much makes me some kind of super hero.

Nurse maid's elbow, huh? I've had haberdasher's knee for years.

lol

 

[Guster]

My daughter had nurse maids elbow again this past weekend. I saw the doctor fix it before so I went ahead and reset it myself. I think this pretty much makes me some kind of super hero.

Nurse maid's elbow, huh? I've had haberdasher's knee for years.

lol

My link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think single walled carbon nanotubes are the future of Pinewood Derby.

lolThe BS leader, my neighor melts lead for the weight. This is terribly disproportionate IMO and doesn't allow for proper balance. Since I'm going to have 2 of these things to work on next year, anything I can do to make this quicker to make is appreciated. Please fax some carbon nanotubes to the usual number.

AnnounceOfficial disproportionate official tshirt design contest activated.I'll print them up if one of you mops can come up with something worth doing.

stupid autocorrect thinks cosurukhole13 is actually disproportionate.

I already designed and printed one just for shtick value...

Guess I might as well share it...coshole shirt

That's awesome.

As funny as that is, please don't tell me we're turning into a bunch of frat boys. Please.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Have those of you that want a stay at home wife but don't have the money ever really looked at the numbers? We make 25% less than we did when AngryWife worked but we wasted 35% of our money on useless junk. So, now we are actually saving some money despite the pay cut.

Since she's home, she also has time to find deals on groceries and toiletries and cook all our meals. I bring leftovers for lunch almost every day so we save money there. Obviously there's also a huge reduction in child care expense.

Mrs. SLB doesn't work except when they really need her. She only put in about 100 hours last year.The good:

She's almost always home to send the boys off to school and is always there when they get off the bus.

She volunteers for everything at their school and at least for now, they love that.

She sometimes finds time to do the laundry

The bad:

She tends to spend 3-4 hours a day at the gym. (This isn't all bad but then she'll come home and eat cheese or something else self defeating. Sort of defeats the purpose IMO)

She gets bored and spends money

Eff the world. The real life world. I like the gm world

Went thru my phone this morning to find some regrettable texts (one of my buddies texted me this morning saying "you're starting to turn into a chick when you drink") I dont' really remember posting in here, but I had a feeling I probably did. Ooops.Conversation I just had with my boss as I came into work:

Boss: how was that Chamber of Commerce event last night?

Me: I'm still alive.

Boss: Drink alot?

Me: I have no idea where my suit coat is and I may or may not have ##### my pants.

Boss (as he walks away): Stay gold Pony Boy, stay gold

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Cos - Ended up going to a cookout for the Texas/OU game instead. The football part of that worked out very poorly.

 

[Josie Maran]

Cos - Ended up going to a cookout for the Texas/OU game instead. The football part of that worked out very poorly.

Is there an epic run of Hippling on the horizon?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is Tanner harassing anyone else or am I special?

Many were harassed. Settle down.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

AnnounceOfficial disproportionate official tshirt design contest activated.I'll print them up if one of you mops can come up with something worth doing.

stupid autocorrect thinks cosurukhole13 is actually disproportionate.

I already designed and printed one just for shtick value...

Guess I might as well share it...coshole shirt

JESUS H. STARSHIP!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My daughter had nurse maids elbow again this past weekend. I saw the doctor fix it before so I went ahead and reset it myself. I think this pretty much makes me some kind of super hero.

Nurse maid's elbow, huh? I've had haberdasher's knee for years.

Nothing is worse than victualer's toe (not to be confused with costermonger's heel).

 

[Josie Maran]

My daughter had nurse maids elbow again this past weekend. I saw the doctor fix it before so I went ahead and reset it myself. I think this pretty much makes me some kind of super hero.

Nurse maid's elbow, huh? I've had haberdasher's knee for years.

Nothing is worse than victualer's toe (not to be confused with costermonger's heel).

I had a touch of chimneysweep's arch when I was a kid. Brutal.

 

[bentley]

I'M POSTING FROM AN AIRPLANE SOMEWHERE OVER NEW MEXICO! LOOK AT ME!Is it weird that hearing screaming kids on a plane makes me miss my boys? I can't relate to the well-behaved ones.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Guy decides to see how much his cat cares about him.

 

[Josie Maran]

My daughter had nurse maids elbow again this past weekend. I saw the doctor fix it before so I went ahead and reset it myself. I think this pretty much makes me some kind of super hero.

Nurse maid's elbow, huh? I've had haberdasher's knee for years.

Nothing is worse than victualer's toe (not to be confused with costermonger's heel).

I had to look up victualer. :(

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My daughter had nurse maids elbow again this past weekend. I saw the doctor fix it before so I went ahead and reset it myself. I think this pretty much makes me some kind of super hero.

Nurse maid's elbow, huh? I've had haberdasher's knee for years.

Nothing is worse than victualer's toe (not to be confused with costermonger's heel).

I had a touch of chimneysweep's arch when I was a kid. Brutal.

Ouch. Do they treat that the same way they treat yeoman's nipple or scrivner's ballsack?

 

[Josie Maran]

My daughter had nurse maids elbow again this past weekend. I saw the doctor fix it before so I went ahead and reset it myself. I think this pretty much makes me some kind of super hero.

Nurse maid's elbow, huh? I've had haberdasher's knee for years.

Nothing is worse than victualer's toe (not to be confused with costermonger's heel).

I had a touch of chimneysweep's arch when I was a kid. Brutal.

Ouch. Do they treat that the same way they treat yeoman's nipple or scrivner's ballsack?

No, it's a similar treatment to millwright's torso.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Y'all got it good. I've got a wicked case of fluffer's wrist that's put me on the sideline for three works. Wish I had AFLAC.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Y'all got it good. I've got a wicked case of fluffer's wrist that's put me on the sideline for three works. Wish I had AFLAC.

Pfft...that's nothing. You ever have blogger's taint?

 

[YSR]

Y'all got it good. I've got a wicked case of fluffer's wrist that's put me on the sideline for three works. Wish I had AFLAC.

Pfft...that's nothing. You ever have blogger's taint?

Pickles and shuke are the only bloggers I know.

 

[General Malaise]

AnnounceOfficial disproportionate official tshirt design contest activated.I'll print them up if one of you mops can come up with something worth doing.

stupid autocorrect thinks cosurukhole13 is actually disproportionate.

I already designed and printed one just for shtick value...

Guess I might as well share it...coshole shirt

can we go with this updated photo?

 

[Angry Beavers]

Sorry GM for your coaching troubles

 

[General Malaise]

Why is Mickey Rourke's face on the shirt?

The Wrestler Part 2 debuts in Austin.

:snort:

 

[General Malaise]

Sorry GM for your coaching troubles

It was a run. I look forward to next year's Campbell's Soup Nazi No Bowl For Your Game almost as much as I look forward to scholarship reductions and the eventual hire of

 

[cosjobs]

My link

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Y'all got it good. I've got a wicked case of fluffer's wrist that's put me on the sideline for three works. Wish I had AFLAC.

Pfft...that's nothing. You ever have blogger's taint?

Pickles and shuke are the only bloggers I know.

 

[YSR]

Y'all got it good. I've got a wicked case of fluffer's wrist that's put me on the sideline for three works. Wish I had AFLAC.

Pfft...that's nothing. You ever have blogger's taint?

Pickles and shuke are the only bloggers I know.

Sorry. Bloggers of substance.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Y'all got it good. I've got a wicked case of fluffer's wrist that's put me on the sideline for three works. Wish I had AFLAC.

Pfft...that's nothing. You ever have blogger's taint?

Pickles and shuke are the only bloggers I know.

Sorry. Bloggers of substance.

Wow.

 

[Frostillicus]

Y'all got it good. I've got a wicked case of fluffer's wrist that's put me on the sideline for three works. Wish I had AFLAC.

Pfft...that's nothing. You ever have blogger's taint?

Pickles and shuke are the only bloggers I know.

 

[Frostillicus]

Y'all got it good. I've got a wicked case of fluffer's wrist that's put me on the sideline for three works. Wish I had AFLAC.

Pfft...that's nothing. You ever have blogger's taint?

Pickles and shuke are the only bloggers I know.

Sorry. Bloggers of substance.