GM's thread about nothing (130 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Sending in my application now. Wish me luck.

 

[General Malaise]

Still can't believe there's a thread on how to make nachos. Even worse, TigerFan is behind it.

hadn't even noticed it until you pointed it out. Sounds like something out of the Wheelhouse topics thread."Let's talk cereal. How do you make it at home?"

Oh god, he was using Velveeta to make these? That's like starting a rock band with a flutist. No no no no no no no....gross.

Velveeta rules. Every time I use it, I think of you. I'll never forgive you for this. Have you ever had those little rye bread pizzas? RULES

I don't know how two guys with pretty similar tastes can be so diametrically opposed to each other when it comes to processed cheese product, but trust me when I say I would rather sample the goods of Tanner's cats' litter boxes than put Velvetta to my lips ever again. God, when it congeals, it looks like the back of my fat aunt's thighs. How can you eat that garbage?

 

[Sarnoff]

Sending in my application now. Wish me luck.

I've applied in the past for head coaching jobs, but so far no response. I think Al Davis changed his fax number after I got a hold of it. I used to tout my fantasy football victories, my Madden franchise championships, and my ability to tell time as my strongest selling points.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Sending in my application now. Wish me luck.

already got the visor!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sending in my application now. Wish me luck.

Do it, for reals. Getting a letter decling your application would rule.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Still can't believe there's a thread on how to make nachos. Even worse, TigerFan is behind it.

hadn't even noticed it until you pointed it out. Sounds like something out of the Wheelhouse topics thread.

"Let's talk cereal. How do you make it at home?"

Oh god, he was using Velveeta to make these? That's like starting a rock band with a flutist. No no no no no no no....gross.

Velveeta rules. Every time I use it, I think of you. I'll never forgive you for this.Have you ever had those little rye bread pizzas? RULES

I don't know how two guys with pretty similar tastes can be so diametrically opposed to each other when it comes to processed cheese product, but trust me when I say I would rather sample the goods of Tanner's cats' litter boxes than put Velvetta to my lips ever again. God, when it congeals, it looks like the back of my fat aunt's thighs. How can you eat that garbage?

Shows just how wrong you are.

 

[General Malaise]

Sending in my application now. Wish me luck.

already got the visor!

That was reason #2 why they should hire me.

 

[General Malaise]

Still can't believe there's a thread on how to make nachos. Even worse, TigerFan is behind it.

hadn't even noticed it until you pointed it out. Sounds like something out of the Wheelhouse topics thread.

"Let's talk cereal. How do you make it at home?"

Oh god, he was using Velveeta to make these? That's like starting a rock band with a flutist. No no no no no no no....gross.

Velveeta rules. Every time I use it, I think of you. I'll never forgive you for this.Have you ever had those little rye bread pizzas? RULES

I don't know how two guys with pretty similar tastes can be so diametrically opposed to each other when it comes to processed cheese product, but trust me when I say I would rather sample the goods of Tanner's cats' litter boxes than put Velvetta to my lips ever again. God, when it congeals, it looks like the back of my fat aunt's thighs. How can you eat that garbage?

Shows just how wrong you are.

We both like....1. Boobs

2. The Rams

3. Exercise

4. Smoking

5. Being dads

6. ???

7. Making money in stocks

8. Wacky local radio hosts

9. Girls next door

10. Booze

11. Gambling

12. Paths

13. Lunch

14. Key parties

We both hate...

1. The 49ers

2. Losing money in stocks

3. Copperheads

4. Being dads

5. Booze

6. Gambling

7. Breakfast

8. Pretentious people

9. The sun

I mean....really, Velveeta is the only thing separating us at birth, GB.

 

[cosjobs]

Still can't believe there's a thread on how to make nachos. Even worse, TigerFan is behind it.

hadn't even noticed it until you pointed it out. Sounds like something out of the Wheelhouse topics thread."Let's talk cereal. How do you make it at home?"

Oh god, he was using Velveeta to make these? That's like starting a rock band with a flutist. No no no no no no no....gross.

Ian Anderson thinks you're a ####.

 

[proninja]

in that nutty gun control thread, [icon] mentions that he carries a gun with him in case he gets carjacked or something.is this common? do any of you dudes drive/walk around strapped in public or is this just a part of life when you live on the hard streets of Memphis?

I've got a few of 'em, but I don't carry. I know a few people that do though, and it doesn't bother me at all. I've got one friend who open carries, meaning he just straps it on his hip in plain view. He gets some weird looks.

 

[proninja]

in that nutty gun control thread, [icon] mentions that he carries a gun with him in case he gets carjacked or something.is this common? do any of you dudes drive/walk around strapped in public or is this just a part of life when you live on the hard streets of Memphis?

I keep meaning to get my conceal and carry just to have it. But I'm sooooo lazy.

This is so me

 

[cosjobs]

Sending in my application now. Wish me luck.

already got the visor!

That was reason #2 why they should hire me.

How good are you at verifying the existence of the players' girlfriends?

 

[proninja]

Condolences folks. Tough news today

In this trying time I would like to commend you for your excellent one liners lately. You've had the message board equivalent of a 30 game hitting streak going.

 

[Jaysus]

I'm on the bus and some weird looking 18ish year old dude with a lazy eye is staring at me with a weird look on hos face every time I look up. If he stabs me it's been nice knowing you guys

This is so me

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Sending in my application now. Wish me luck.

####. Just show up in Philly in costume and tell them you're there for the job.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Condolences folks. Tough news today

In this trying time I would like to commend you for your excellent one liners lately. You've had the message board equivalent of a 30 game hitting streak going.

TY - it's all I've got. I'm a singles hitter.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Still can't believe there's a thread on how to make nachos. Even worse, TigerFan is behind it.

hadn't even noticed it until you pointed it out. Sounds like something out of the Wheelhouse topics thread.

"Let's talk cereal. How do you make it at home?"

Oh god, he was using Velveeta to make these? That's like starting a rock band with a flutist. No no no no no no no....gross.

Velveeta rules. Every time I use it, I think of you. I'll never forgive you for this.Have you ever had those little rye bread pizzas? RULES

I don't know how two guys with pretty similar tastes can be so diametrically opposed to each other when it comes to processed cheese product, but trust me when I say I would rather sample the goods of Tanner's cats' litter boxes than put Velvetta to my lips ever again. God, when it congeals, it looks like the back of my fat aunt's thighs. How can you eat that garbage?

Shows just how wrong you are.

We both like....1. Boobs

2. The Rams

3. Exercise

4. Smoking

5. Being dads

6. ???

7. Making money in stocks

8. Wacky local radio hosts

9. Girls next door

10. Booze

11. Gambling

12. Paths

13. Lunch

14. Key parties

We both hate...

1. The 49ers

2. Losing money in stocks

3. Copperheads

4. Being dads

5. Booze

6. Gambling

7. Breakfast

8. Pretentious people

9. The sun

I mean....really, Velveeta is the only thing separating us at birth, GB.

True. You forgot to add 1980 Chevy Citation, to both lists.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Still can't believe there's a thread on how to make nachos. Even worse, TigerFan is behind it.

Nachos are serious business buddy.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Still can't believe there's a thread on how to make nachos. Even worse, TigerFan is behind it.

hadn't even noticed it until you pointed it out. Sounds like something out of the Wheelhouse topics thread."Let's talk cereal. How do you make it at home?"

Oh god, he was using Velveeta to make these? That's like starting a rock band with a flutist. No no no no no no no....gross.

Finish the thread...I do lots of nacho research and post a best practice recipe.At least cosjobs is on board

 

[mr. furley]

My link

lol

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Still can't believe there's a thread on how to make nachos. Even worse, TigerFan is behind it.

hadn't even noticed it until you pointed it out. Sounds like something out of the Wheelhouse topics thread.

"Let's talk cereal. How do you make it at home?"

Oh god, he was using Velveeta to make these? That's like starting a rock band with a flutist. No no no no no no no....gross.

Finish the thread...I do lots of nacho research and post a best practice recipe.At least cosjobs is on board

I'd recommend against this. It's freaking nachos.

 

[mr. furley]

in that nutty gun control thread, [icon] mentions that he carries a gun with him in case he gets carjacked or something.is this common? do any of you dudes drive/walk around strapped in public or is this just a part of life when you live on the hard streets of Memphis?

I carry. Shantytown is not only in Memphis, but is located in one of the worst parts of Memphis. I am sometimes the first one in, last one to leave work and I also answer alarm calls at times in middle of the night.

2 guns, amirite??

 

[phishphan]

in that nutty gun control thread, [icon] mentions that he carries a gun with him in case he gets carjacked or something.is this common? do any of you dudes drive/walk around strapped in public or is this just a part of life when you live on the hard streets of Memphis?

I carry. Shantytown is not only in Memphis, but is located in one of the worst parts of Memphis. I am sometimes the first one in, last one to leave work and I also answer alarm calls at times in middle of the night.

2 guns, amirite??

3 counting THESE :doublebiceppose:

 

[Thorn]

I'm into the next round for the job in Stamford, CT.

Nothing for Portland?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I've never owned a gun because frankly I'm pretty much terrified of them.

Let's go to the range, gb!

I got invited to go shooting with Judd's good buddy Q the other day. I declined. I cited - and I'm not kidding - a conflict with my spiritual beliefs. After he spit out his beer, he said his wife had more nads than me.

I've assisted a lot of first-timers. They all find they enjoy shooting in the end.

Oh, I know I'd like it. I shot plenty of .22's back at summer camp in Maine. From a kneeling position, I could take down a target from 50 long feet away. But now, in the wake of all this madness, somebody needs to be the John Brown of abolishing guns and by god, that John Brown is me.

John Brown? More like John Clear

 

[Thorn]

Condolences folks. Tough news today

I appreciate it, but I'm sure Stamford isn't as bad as Thorn made it out to be.

lolz. Congrats?

 

[General Malaise]

Still can't believe there's a thread on how to make nachos. Even worse, TigerFan is behind it.

hadn't even noticed it until you pointed it out. Sounds like something out of the Wheelhouse topics thread."Let's talk cereal. How do you make it at home?"

Oh god, he was using Velveeta to make these? That's like starting a rock band with a flutist. No no no no no no no....gross.

Finish the thread...I do lots of nacho research and post a best practice recipe.At least cosjobs is on board

No, I saw you crossed it out from your original recipe. I'm just flipping you crap. I just don't know how that was ever your first option to begin with.

 

[mr. furley]

I carry. Shantytown is not only in Memphis, but is located in one of the worst parts of Memphis. I am sometimes the first one in, last one to leave work and I also answer alarm calls at times in middle of the night.

2 guns, amirite??

3 counting THESE :doublebiceppose:

:swoon:

 

[krista4]

I'm into the next round for the job in Stamford, CT.

Nothing for Portland?

Nothing yet. Apparently I'm also still in the running for the Milwaukee job from about six weeks ago. Some of these things move very sloooooowly.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

One time in my super safe suburb I heard what I thought was someone breaking into my truck outside in the middle of the night. So, like a ninja, I grabbed my gun and quietly slipped out of my townhome to take a look. Peeked around the corner and saw that it was someone's vehicle across the street. Neighbors were out and stuff checking it out as well. No one was there though and the owner just turned the alarm off and everyone went back to bed. Cool story, bro.

I know a lot of people that carry all the time down here. I'm not that scared of getting carjacked that I'd ever drive with one, hell, if someone wants to carjack me, I'm not going to get into a shoot out over a ####### car.

I love my truck.

 

[Limp Ditka]

One time in my super safe suburb I heard what I thought was someone breaking into my truck outside in the middle of the night. So, like a ninja, I grabbed my gun and quietly slipped out of my townhome to take a look. Peeked around the corner and saw that it was someone's vehicle across the street. Neighbors were out and stuff checking it out as well. No one was there though and the owner just turned the alarm off and everyone went back to bed. Cool story, bro.

I know a lot of people that carry all the time down here. I'm not that scared of getting carjacked that I'd ever drive with one, hell, if someone wants to carjack me, I'm not going to get into a shoot out over a ####### car.

I love my truck.

 

[strykerpks]

I'm into the next round for the job in Stamford, CT.

Nothing for Portland?

Nothing yet. Apparently I'm also still in the running for the Milwaukee job from about six weeks ago. Some of these things move very sloooooowly.

One of America's top art citiesOh, and we like to drink Not sure how they're connected

 

[Gadzooks]

One time in my super safe suburb I heard what I thought was someone breaking into my truck outside in the middle of the night. So, like a ninja, I grabbed my gun and quietly slipped out of my townhome to take a look. Peeked around the corner and saw that it was someone's vehicle across the street. Neighbors were out and stuff checking it out as well. No one was there though and the owner just turned the alarm off and everyone went back to bed. Cool story, bro.

I know a lot of people that carry all the time down here. I'm not that scared of getting carjacked that I'd ever drive with one, hell, if someone wants to carjack me, I'm not going to get into a shoot out over a ####### car.

I love my truck.

I love all of you. Even Frosty.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

One time in my super safe suburb I heard what I thought was someone breaking into my truck outside in the middle of the night. So, like a ninja, I grabbed my gun and quietly slipped out of my townhome to take a look. Peeked around the corner and saw that it was someone's vehicle across the street. Neighbors were out and stuff checking it out as well. No one was there though and the owner just turned the alarm off and everyone went back to bed. Cool story, bro.

I know a lot of people that carry all the time down here. I'm not that scared of getting carjacked that I'd ever drive with one, hell, if someone wants to carjack me, I'm not going to get into a shoot out over a ####### car.

I love my truck.

I love all of you. Even Frosty.

I love you more than Frosty doesn't love guns.

 

[Gadzooks]

One time in my super safe suburb I heard what I thought was someone breaking into my truck outside in the middle of the night. So, like a ninja, I grabbed my gun and quietly slipped out of my townhome to take a look. Peeked around the corner and saw that it was someone's vehicle across the street. Neighbors were out and stuff checking it out as well. No one was there though and the owner just turned the alarm off and everyone went back to bed. Cool story, bro.

I know a lot of people that carry all the time down here. I'm not that scared of getting carjacked that I'd ever drive with one, hell, if someone wants to carjack me, I'm not going to get into a shoot out over a ####### car.

I love my truck.

I love all of you. Even Frosty.

I love you more than Frosty doesn't love guns.

I don't know what to say. Boobs?

 

[Britney Spears]

Bogart, you have my sincere condolences. I don't believe I am speaking out of turn here when I tell you that we all grieve with you. May your memories of better times be of some small consolation in this difficult time for you and the rest of the Bogart clan. Stay strong GB.

Great posting. Best wishes Bogart.

 

[Britney Spears]

Hang in there, Bogart.I guess it isn't a good day for GMTAN folks and our folk...My dad passed early this morning. We knew a day or so ago that it was only a matter of days. He went peacefully after his overall health declined due to Alzheimer's (which can go #### itself BTW). I guess this is one of those passings that almost seems as a blessing. Most of the time I feel like I really lost my dad about 3 or 4 years ago when this disease robbed him (and us) of who he really was.Rest easy, dad. (pretend that's a vodka and tonic)

Best wishes Tanner, sorry for your loss.

 

[Ignoramus]

I've thought about getting my concealed carry license but I'm typically drunk so it's probably not the best idea.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I don't like what our Gophers are doing at The Barn tonight.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I don't what our Gophers are doing at The Barn tonight.

heads should roll, imo

 

[Guster]

I've never owned a gun because frankly I'm pretty much terrified of them.

Let's go to the range, gb!

There's at least a 26% chance I'd end up dead somehow.

Wow, you really are terrified.

I helped my dad and some buddies build a shooting range once

 

[krista4]

Where's Uruk?

 

[Guster]

I'm drunk and on a conference call with Asia. This is more challenging than I imagined. I think it's going well

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm drunk and on a conference call with Asia. This is more challenging than I imagined. I think it's going well

Hey, me too. I mean except the conference call with Asia and going well parts.

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm drunk and on a conference call with Asia. This is more challenging than I imagined. I think it's going well

Hey, me too. I mean except the conference call with Asia and going well parts.

DrunkBob is fun today.

 

[Frostillicus]

I quit sports

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm drunk and on a conference call with Asia. This is more challenging than I imagined. I think it's going well

Hey, me too. I mean except the conference call with Asia and going well parts.

DrunkBob is fun today.

He got yelled at earlier for inappropriate jokes

 

[ScottNorwood]

I'm drunk and on a conference call with Asia. This is more challenging than I imagined. I think it's going well

Hey, me too. I mean except the conference call with Asia and going well parts.

DrunkBob is fun today.

He got yelled at earlier for inappropriate jokes

impossible

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm drunk and on a conference call with Asia. This is more challenging than I imagined. I think it's going well

Hey, me too. I mean except the conference call with Asia and going well parts.

DrunkBob is fun today.

He got yelled at earlier for inappropriate jokes

Just a sign of how fun he really is. Too fun for most people, that's for sure!

 

[krista4]

Sigh. It's exhausting being me, and I bring the whole thing on myself. Sometimes Always I would just like to be ####### normal.